/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3860759]

>that feel when you spill acetone on your hand in an organic lab

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3860768]

>>3860759
>That feel when you're too stupid to wear gloves in labs.

[Anonymous No.3860783]

>>3860768
>that feel when it evaporates quickly
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg

[Anonymous No.3860787]

>>3860768
>implying acetone doesn't evaporate off of gloves
>implying lab gloves are insulaters

[Anonymous No.3860789]

>>3860783
If it didn't evaporate quickly it wouldn't be so fucking cold.

[Anonymous No.3860790]

>that feel when you were working with radioactive material in your physics lab and busted out a baggy of cashews to munch on and the professor nearly shat his pants and called you a fucking idiot because you could have eaten contaminated food and given yourself cancer

Whoops.

[Anonymous No.3860792]

>implying acetone is bad

[Anonymous No.3860800]

>>3860790
>that feel when you don't get cancer
<everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg

[Blackman !medz1J/1Ok No.3860810]

>>3860790
>he doesn't have a TA teaching his lab

[Anonymous No.3860816]

>>3860789
>that feel when you put on the jeans you wore in lab last week and there are new holes
>that feel when your jeans are more stylish now

[Anonymous No.3860825]

>>3860816
Fuck off, hipster. Jeans with holes are the most disgusting fashion and people wearing that shit should be shot.

[Anonymous No.3860837]

>>3860825
>mfw he jelly of my jeans

[Anonymous No.3860840]

>>3860810

No TA. He was a nuclear physicist with a PhD doing nuclear fission research and teaching on the side. Pretty cool guy.

>>3860800

How's the riddle go? You have three cookies. One radiates alpha radiation, another beta, and the third gamma. You must eat one, hold one in your hand and put the other in your pocket.

You eat the alpha, put the beta in your closed hand, and the gamma in your pocket.

[Anonymous No.3860859]

>>3860790
hahahahha, I actually spit on my keyboard from guffawing.

[Anonymous No.3860862]

>>3860840
>You eat the alpha, put the beta in your closed hand, and the gamma in your pocket.

wut

no you eat the gamma, put the alpha in your pocket and the beta in your hand

there's no way to avoid the gamma so you might as well eat it

alpha is fine as long as it's outside your body and you don't breathe in the matter that is decaying

your hand won't block much beta decay from getting to your vital organs but it's better than having it in your pocket

[sage No.3860876]

>>3860759


>that feel when you squirt DCM repeatedly all over your gloves while doing the dishes because.... it just happens... same with everything else in my squeeze bottles

[Anonymous No.3860877]

>>3860840
You put on a sesame street cookie monster suit and eat EVERY cookie.

Actually, that would be a pretty neat comic.

[sage No.3860886]

>that feel when you are a researcher who studies the effects of heavy metals on biochemical systems and you are wearing normal latex gloves while working with dimethylmercury and you accidentally let some drop on your glove

[Anonymous No.3860901]

>that feel when you wear gloves while fapping and spill semen all over your gloves

[Anonymous No.3860957]

>>3860886

>that feel when you know better than to wear gloves that offer no protection against the chemicals you're working with

[Anonymous No.3860995]

acetone is alright.

pass through a cloud of molecular bromine without blacking out and we'll talk about that feel. acetone? are you in the kindergarten of chemistry? man up and standardize, nigger. i'm not even good at this shit, and you're starting a thread about acetone??

[Anonymous No.3863076]

that feel when your friend is studying IT and you are studying biology and your friend invites you for a wildside barbecue and you bring 50 millilitres of acetone as a charcoal lighter and he doesnt know shit about deflagration and pours all the acetone into the fire and shits his pants.