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Boobs
>Get a massive boner
Legs
>Sexy as fuck
Dat ass
>Can't control my erection
Vagina
>OMG HOW HORIFYING

Why is it that the very thing men are supposed to stick their dicks into is the only disgusting looking thing on the external female body?

>> No.3807147

i wonder the same thing

>> No.3807154
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3807154

I agree totally. All porn as to show the bitches vag. No. Fuck that shit.

>> No.3807157

Sure are a lot of engineers on tonight.

>> No.3807156

>>3807147
>>3807144
I thought I was the only one. So if this is common, then why do they always spend 10 minutes zoomed in on pussy in every porno?

>> No.3807161

>>3807144
I always agreed.

Then I realized I was gay.

No, seriously.

>> No.3807162

>>3807157
You're telling me you find those mangled meat flaps attractive?

>> No.3807164

>>3807156
>>3807154

I think, porn particularly appeals to people who would prefer to stare at a vagina.

I feel like there is quite a lot of sexual diversity that is completely unacknowledged because sexuality is a taboo.

>> No.3807166

>>3807161
>>3807157
B-but... I like boobies. I sleep with women...

>> No.3807168
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>See attractive girl
>Fall in love
>Five minutes later she is having her ass and mouth ravaged by four black dudes

FUCKING PORN

>> No.3807171

You're not alone, anonbro. It does indeed look disgusting.

>> No.3807176
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>>3807166
Don't worry. Plenty of straight guys like vag. Plenty don't.

Plenty like small tits and plenty like big. Most like both.

Sexuality isn't rigidly broken up into two categories - gay or straight. You can hate a single aspect of the female body and still be straight. It's when you start craving cock that you should probably be lumped into the gay category, then lynched and sacrificed to the Lord Almighty. JUST KIDDING! A simple lynching will do.

>> No.3807180

they smell bad also

>> No.3807181

dolphinpussy.jpg

>> No.3807183

Hey! sacs freaks me out. they're all not stagnant. So everybody has weird anatomy thingies.

>> No.3807186

Guis, you know whats weird?

Jaws, fucking weird. Its like this little latch thing that opens and closes. What the hell anatomy?

Jesus.

>> No.3807192

>>3807180
if a vagina does not have a smell. it means it is festering with bacteria. so you should stay away from that.

>> No.3807209

>but pussy looks/tastes*/smells** awesome

>* ** if the girl has decent levels of hygiene, if it stinks you should have tried harder for a non-whale

>> No.3807220

>>3807192
on the contrary

>> No.3807228
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I used to be really disgusted by by vaginas. But eventually I grew to appreciate them. I still dont like it when porn zooms I'm really close at the worse angle from under a man's ass or whatever. But I'm the context of the whole pubic region, they can be quite beautiful. Especially when they're neatly shaven but not totally bare. I think all the bare vagina in porn makes it harder to stomach because sex looks so sterile and alien now. It has lost its humanity.

>> No.3807239

>>3807228
Ugh, fucking IPhone replaced im with I'm because I miss typed "in"

>> No.3807240
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3807240

what is wrong with you guys

>> No.3807251

>>3807240
Oh my

>> No.3807256
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>>3807240
It's glorious.

>> No.3807260

>>3807240
This is actually desirable. Mmm.

>> No.3807269

>>3807240
>inb4 it's not a vagina

>> No.3807270

Other guys find vaginas disgusting? lol

I find them sexy as fuck. Same with legs. And especially dat gap.

>> No.3807275

>thread about vaginas
>everyone commenting on porn and not actual experience with said vaginas

get your shit together neckbeards.
foreveralone.jpeg

>> No.3807277

I prefer dick. It's a shame there isn't enough convincing traps.

>> No.3807279

>>3807275
I've had sex.

>Once

>> No.3807284

>>3807277
If you're gay you will obviously not find vaginas attractive.

>> No.3807282
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>>3807277
That's why I turn to hentai.

>> No.3807292

>>3807282
Dat. Ass.

>> No.3807294

>>3807282
SOURCE!

>> No.3807297

Im confused. Is this science?

>> No.3807302

>>3807297
Evolutionary psychology.

>> No.3807304
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>>3807297

biology...

I guess not

>> No.3807306

>>3807282
Image deleted. Post porn again and you're perma-banned.

>> No.3807309

>>3807297
It appears to be people who are still denying they're gay

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>>3807306

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>>3807306
Thank God. I could almost feel the very fabric of society falling apart because of that image. No, really, thank you.

>Faggot

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>>3807306
>mods doing their job
>2011

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>>3807306
mfw mods

also
>>3807313
>dat filename

>> No.3807331

>>3807313
Aw shit son 5 star post would read again

>> No.3807332

>>3807282
>Beverly_Crusher Deanna_Troi.jpg

Someone PLEASE repost this.

>> No.3807337

>>3807332
search
>gay porn
on google
then come out to your parents

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>>3807337
>Beverley Crusher
>Deanna Troi
>Gay

>> No.3807350

>>3807346
>dicks

>> No.3807354

>>3807346
>the cartoon had dick on dick action
>gay
>yes
>traps make you gay
>the fake tits, make up and long hair do not constitute a women
>you are gay
>there is nothing wrong with that
>but you must deal w/it

>> No.3807356

>>3807350
>>3807354
Obviously I didn't know there were dicks involved.

>> No.3807357

>>3807354
>the fake tits, make up and long hair do not constitute a women

What if it were completely indistinguishable from a woman and I didn't know she had a penis?

Because I made out with one once.

>> No.3807360

Boobs
>Large breasts show the female has efficient mammary glands to feed children
Legs
>Thick strong legs = great support for children/lots of nutrients stored to nurture children
Dat ass
>Rich Omega fats get stored in Dat Ass/boobs/legs, better support for holding children
Vagina
>Used for reproduction
Some people are attracted to vaginas, some aren't. No matter if you are or aren't, you want to stick your dick in it.
yay for our genes controlling us like the puppets we are.

>> No.3807366

>>3807360
>Rich Omega fats get stored in Dat Ass
That should be an advertisement for some fish oils or something.

>> No.3807409

>>3807360
Large breasts do not produce more milk. Instead, it is thought that large breasts are more attractive because they sag a lot more with age and therefore the male mind can (subconsciously) determine age from them, better than from small ones. This is important since younger women are a lot more fertile.

In other words, men who are attracted to large breasts (until they begin to sag) will be more reproductive successful than men who are attracted to small breasts (always).

>> No.3807417

>>3807409
>EVILution

>> No.3807420

>>3807409
What a metric shit-ton of crap.

>> No.3807427

>>3807409
Yeeeeeeeeeah

Nah, you're a fag.

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>>3807409
>this is what biologists actually believe.

>> No.3807657

>>3807443
Didn't you want to be a Marine Biologist?

>> No.3807701

This thread reminds me of the following joke:

"Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
"Well, son, before sex, a vagina looks like a beautiful rose."
"And after sex?"
"Hmm... have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

>> No.3807712

>>3807357
You still should be able to tell by the exuded pheromones. Unless heavy use of deodorant and/or perfume is used.