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>Tell buddy that the temperature this time of year gets so low at night, you can freeze liquor
>He doesn't believe me
>Leave bottle of liquor out all night
>In the morning it's completely frozen
>He throws it to the ground, breaking the glass, leaving a solid bottle shaped chunk of frozen booze
>Suddenly, an epiphany
>The next day we set up a stand selling boozepops

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>> No.3783262

Flavored?
With fruit frozen inside (raspberries)?
Colored?

>> No.3783265

Water is denser and freezes at lower temperatures. You're booze-pops will be a layer of water and a layer of concentrated (freeze-distilled) alcohol.

>> No.3783269
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>Trek over to Swedish ice station
>They are high as fuck, hotboxing the interior of their research pod
>Convince them there is such a thing as fartboxing, where you can hotbox but with your farts and get an even better high
>They believe it
>When we leave they are laying down, pants around their ankles, farting furiously
>Videotape this and share it on /int/

>> No.3783275
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>> No.3783295

i'd like to see someone taking a 2 second lick at it ...

>> No.3783302
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So uh, if anyone else finds flying saucers out in the snow, don't open them. Don't do that. Just sayin'.

>> No.3783320

>See a lone dog running towards the base, chased by a crazed Norwegian gunman in a helicopter
>Norwegian gunman accidentally blows up his own helicopter, then shoots one of our research members
>Our captain shoots him
>Go down to investigate Norwegian base
>See bizarre, twisted, mutilated corpses
>Bring them back to our base, we plan to use them to win the nobel prize
Everything is going better than expected.

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> mfw all these expensive antarctic research gruops are just so cunts can drink and get high in Antarctica
> mfw my taxpayers monies

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>>3783336

>mfw all these expensive antarctic research gruops are just so cunts can drink and get high in Antarctica

Hey, that's not true. We do like...ice science. Discovering science stuff about ice. And pot.

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McMurdo Antarctica

>> No.3784525

>>3783376
>>3783336
>>3783250

I wnt to Antarctic CHILL, how does one into winter joint arctic style

>> No.3784553

Everybody does know the #1 toiletry item requested by McMurdo station, right?

The item that is most used by station personnel and always shows up on requisition forms?

Condoms. There's little to do but research and banging.

If life undersea is the same way, sign me up. Affirmative action with regard to gender is also a good choice.