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ITT:

We post the "worst" science jokes we know.

Ill start off with this one

What do you pay a policeman at night?

copper nitrate

>> No.3781385

I don't know any science jokes.

All the good ones argon.

>> No.3781394

k

>> No.3781397

>>3781385
Clever, I like it.

>> No.3781398

Two atoms are walking in a bar when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."

>> No.3781408

These hurt. They physically hurt.

>> No.3781416 [DELETED] 

>>3781370
>>3781385
These aren't even science jokes you niggers.

>> No.3781422

When scientists die, we Barium.


A photon checked into a hotel and the clerk asked if he needed help carrying any luggage, the photon replied "No thanks, i'm traveling light"

>> No.3781427

>>3781422

And yes, photons are men

>> No.3781457

You can keep your acids,
but all your base are belong to us.

>> No.3781474

>>3781398
I prefer the anti-joke version of this one

>> No.3781480

>Sorry, we're not open yet.
>A neutrino walks into a bar.

>> No.3781487

Why is the Periodic Table named so? Because someone had a period on it :P

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>>3781416
HOW THE FUCK DOES BOTH DOES LINKS GO TO THE SAME POST?! EXPLAIN THIS!!!

>> No.3781498

I don't have any bad jokes, but I do have this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCWA7uevo_Q

>> No.3781496

>>3781370
>worst science joke we know

What is an abelian chair?

A commutative chair.

>> No.3781503

>>3781496
what's purple and commutes?

an abelian grape

>> No.3781505

Ah come on guys, these science jokes are so Boron

>> No.3781511

>>3781495
But they go to different posts.

>> No.3781527

>>3781496
>>3781503
>>3781487
>>3781370
Come on guys, I don't zinc these are funny at all

>> No.3781535

What's a mathemetician's favourite film?

Radius of the Lost Arc

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>> No.3781538

This is more like the best I know.
Two men walk into a bar. The first says to the bartender "I'll have some H2O." The second man says "That sounds good. I'll have some H2O, too."
The second man dies.

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>>3781538
>>3781537

>H2Omind

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>> No.3781657

Stanislaw and Janusz have planned to hijack an airplane. They spent months and months training using their local aircraft, and finally managed to hijack a commercial jet.

While piloting to safety, a strange alarm goes off, and Janusz "Fix it, what's wrong??" And Stanislaw says, "I don't know what's going on, I'm just a simple Pole in a complex plane."