/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3742914]

I'm about to inject one ml of 95% ethanol directly in the vein.

What should I expect?

[Anonymous No.3742920]

>>3742914
depending on how much you inject, blindness, then death

[Anonymous No.3742918]

drunkenness

[Anonymous No.3742927]

phlebitis

[Anonymous No.3742926]

Webcam plz.

[Anonymous No.3742931]

>>3742920
>one ml
Missed that.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3742933]

you might get slightly drunk, you should be fine tho,
Steve-O from jackass did it with a LOT of vodka, and he survived.

[Anonymous No.3742945]

>>3742933
>Steve-O from jackass did it with a LOT of vodka, and he survived.
>It was on TV so it must be true
just fuck off already

[Anonymous No.3742952]

1. Obtain potassium chloride (KCl)
2. Inject 200g intravenous
3. ???
4. See Jesus

[Anonymous No.3742953]

>>3742933

vodka is not 95% pure you dumb fuck.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3742962]

>>3742945
its fucking jackass, you spastic. they dont fake it.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3742968]

>>3742953
i never said it was you presumptuous cunt!

[Anonymous No.3742971]

.>>3742945

Did he inject vodka or didn't he?

[Anonymous No.3742983]

>>3742962
>television
>they dont fake it.
you are even dumber then I though you were

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3742993]

>>3742971
he did,
fuck that stupid saging cunt anon, he has no fucking clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXslXzwmrv0

[Anonymous No.3742999]

>>3742993
>stupid
>saging
>cunt
>fucking
get a little more mad please

[Anonymous No.3743002]

How would the effect of 1mg of 95% ethanol differ from 2.33mg of 40% vodka

[Anonymous No.3743175]

>>3743002
I'd take ethanol over vodka, because of the impurities. 5% shit is safer than 60%.

Also, report, I didn't feel shit. Okay, maybe a slight buzz, could be a placebo though. I'll try with 10ml next night.

[Anonymous No.3743208]

>>3743175
shove it up your ass. like three shots. right up your ass. don't worry about the people that say you might die. fuck them. you want to live forever???

[Anonymous No.3743215]

>>3743175
Careful about injecting large pure quantities all at once. A drip would be safer. Too much pure ethanol all at once and you'll be destroying local cells. There's a reason we use alcohol as a topical disinfectant.

[Anonymous No.3743216]

>>3743208
No idea what would plugging alcohol do, but in my experience with other soft tissues (under tongue etc), it wouldn't be the most comfortable thing ever.

[Anonymous No.3743222]

Forgive my rough generalisations. Say the human body has blood ~5 litres. Injecting ~1 mille pure alcohol would make ~1/5000 = 0.2 per mille pure alcohol. Not very drunk. 10 milles should thus get you at about 2 per mille, which is major. I'm not familiar with the importance of how fast you get drunk, so if you die, I take no responsibility.

[Anonymous No.3743273]

Injecting shit into your body without medical supervision is foolish. Injecting shit into your body, when you don't know the effect it will have on your body is down right idiocy. If it kills you, good riddance, we don't need retards like you in this world OP

[Anonymous No.3743288]

>>3743273
It's Science!! Go back to be you retard.

[Anonymous No.3743298]

expect to go blind because there's methanol in your lab alcohol

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743310]

>>3743288
>Go back to be you retard.

[Anonymous No.3743333]

http://alcalc.oxfordjournals.org/content/34/6/918.full
enjoy you burning injection site pain.

[Anonymous No.3743336]

<span class="math">\mathbb{R}[/spoiler]etardation.

[Anonymous No.3743347]

>>3743310
haha cool paint job. She even sexier. :D

[Anonymous No.3743348]

>>3743310
>He did, fuck that stupid saging cunt anon, he has no fucking clue.
FTFY
Learn to capitalize your sentences.

[Anonymous No.3743349]

>>3743288
"Hurrrrrr, what will happen if I poke needles in my eyes?! Who knows it's sciencerrrrrrrrr"
That's what you sound like all the time.

[Anonymous No.3743359]

Mix it with saline, 95% alcohol will suck the water out of any cells it touches, killing them.

[Anonymous No.3743368]

>>3743349
You're just jelly of my dubs

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743370]

>>3743348
nobody fucking cares, aspie prick.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743375]

>>3743347
some guy made quite a few...not sure why, but i liked them so i saved them.

[Anonymous No.3743377]

>>3743370
You did it again. This isn't Facebook and you aren't texting someone, so use proper English; it's more civilized if you do so.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743379]

>>3743377

[Anonymous No.3743385]

lol, this shit thread deserved to be derailed by ek

[Anonymous No.3743389]

>>3743379
I bet you're a biology or psychology major.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743391]

>>3743385
>derailed
i answered the thread early on, pretty accurately. i even provided a case study for comparison :)

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743395]

>>3743389
zoology.
i dont care if you think its shit.

[Anonymous No.3743408]

>>3743377
Facebook is the only place where people using shorthand typing. That's fascinating. I NEVER KNEW THAT.

[Anonymous No.3743413]

>>3743395
Animals are amazing. I wish I was doing zoology. Whats your favourites animals? Mine is birds. I can watching them for ages.

[Anonymous No.3743418]

>>3743391
>case study

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743425]

>>3743413
i like birds too!
<<<

>>3743418
Steve-O is my case study =p

[Anonymous No.3743426]

>>3743395
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Lol unemployment

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743432]

>>3743426
well i'm likely to be getting a 1st class degree judging by my performance so far, so i have a hell of a better chance than most of the other soon-to-be graduates.
if i cant get a job then your average person is completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.3743437]

>>3743432
If you were not EK, I would troll the shit out of you for this post.

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743441]

>>3743437
i dont need special treatment, hun.
go for it! :)

[Anonymous No.3743443]

>>3743432
Have fun picking up elephant poop.

[Anonymous No.3743448]

>>3743441
nah, that's like raiding /b/

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3743458]

>>3743448
oh, i'm not worth trolling?
i'm not sure whether i should feel insulted or proud...

[Anonymous No.3743463]

>>3743441
>come at me bro

Someone already did that:
>>3742893

[Anonymous No.3743464]

>>3743432
Anything over and above a 3.4 GPA or 2:1 is overkill since everyone from that entire bracket will be accepted for everything. Beyond that, work experience and other credentials becomes the focus for employers.

[Anonymous No.3743472]

>>3743463

>mfw