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>jerk off
>few minutes later feel a burning sensation and a need to pee
>go to pee but only drips come out and penis is burning like crazy
>cant sit down because you still have the urge to pee but nothing comes out

How do I get rid of this? It's can't be an STD.(you can probably guess why)

>> No.3738509

I get it sometimes, it's not an STD. I think it's nerve damage or something from fapping too much/hard.

It goes away sometimes if you try to piss real hard.

Some websites say trying to take a shit will help too.

Dipping it in cold water can soothe the pain a little bit.

>> No.3738519

dude i always get this

always pee right before you start wanking. even if you feel like you dont need to go

its so annoying needing to piss so bad but nothing coming out

>> No.3738526

>drink 1-2 glasses of water
>wait 15-20 minutes
>take a piss
>problem solved

at least that's what works for me when it happens

>> No.3738535

I've never had this. i guess i don't fap enough.

once in the morning or before bedtime will do for me.

>> No.3738538

You're probably just dehydrated.

>> No.3738539

It's cum stuck in your tube. Take a Q-tip and clean it out.

>> No.3738542

>>3738519
>>3738526
Both good posts.
I heard cranberry juice helps too, that's what the lesser sex uses for their constant UTIs.

>> No.3738544

>>3738481
I get this. I believe it simple cystitis, usually caused by E. coli. Most effective remedy is: >>3738526

It helps to drink lots of fruit juice too, apparently.

>> No.3738547

I heard tiger balm helps. Try to use it as lube.

>> No.3738552

Dude you have something serious you need to go to the ER.

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>>3738544

Where'd you get your MD? A cracker jack box?

I'll say it again, 99% probability of simple dehydration.

Although tweedle dum, and tweedle dumber are wrong about the diagnosis, the treatment is the same. Fluids, mutha fucka.

>> No.3738589

Dud your urethra is blocked. What you should do is drink something heavy, the best option here is mercury. It will act like fibre does for the digestive tract and clean you right out.

>> No.3738591

>>3738571
>dehydration
>causing urinary pain

Explain.

>> No.3738598

test


<div class="math">\[f(x) = \frac{k}{x}\]</div>
[eqn\[g(x) = -\frac{3}{4}x +3\]

>> No.3738603

>i have this happen more than any of you
>its the valve to allow urine into the urethra having a spasm from the force of your ejaculation causing irritation
>man up and get through the pain
>pooping and showers will help you greatly
>THERE IS NO CURE, ONLY TOLERANCE.

>> No.3738608

>>3738571
>so stupid

>> No.3738620

>>3738603
>further you will notice when you piss during the pain there is precum mixed in. both tubes are open causing pain

>> No.3738629

if a dull pain in the small of your back starts travelling around your side, congratulations, and welcome to the world of kidney stones

>> No.3738636

>>3738481
I get this unbearable 5-15 min burn only when I urinate 5-10 mins before ejaculating. I've had this ever since puberty and it's probably a normal process or a common condition.. but no one wants to admit it because they fear getting labeled as having a STD or your junk is fkd up. Ask your doctor, not 4chan.

>> No.3738637

the best cure is another fap

>> No.3738644

>>3738591
http://www.bettermedicine.com/article/urinary-symptoms/causes

Because his other options are STDs or serious illnesses.

I figure he's not such a monumental idiot to post on 4chan if he felt it was incredibly severe. Coupled with the absence of sexual activity, kind of only leaves one option left.

>> No.3738657

>>3738603
Yep. Your tubes got mixed up. See, normally, a person would simply find it harder to pee after they came, but in your case, since you guys jack off too much, it ends up hurting you. Just drink a glass of water after masturbation.

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>>3738644
>mfw cystitis is on that list
>mfw you think cystitis is a serious illness

>> No.3738731

>>3738667

Still more serious than dehydration, and still in violation of Occam's Razor.

>> No.3738745

There is dried semen in your penis. Deal with it.

>> No.3738747

>>3738731
If I were dehydrated then the urinate that does come out would be yellow.
It is not.
So my problem is not dehydration. QED

I drink loads of water anyway.

>> No.3738753

I thought it was just a little extra cum in your dick.
Strain a little and a little blob should pop out followed by pee.
That's what happens to me after I fap

>> No.3738821

>>3738747

>I drink loads of water anyway.

"Systemic causes of urinary symptoms
Urinary symptoms can also be caused by systemic diseases or conditions including:
Dehydration or overhydration"

>Dehydration or overhydration
>or overhydration
>overhydration

Hmmm, that's a toughy, Mr. Quod Erat Demonstrandum.