/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3699816]

>official high school dropout certificate.

>any mc Donalds job I want.


>10k starting

[Anonymous No.3699822]

>official high school dropout certificate.

>no job you want

>0 starting

>government collapses

>no way to feed self

>die miserable and alone in the streets

[Anonymous No.3699824]

>not studying science

[Anonymous No.3699828]

>Official High School Dropout certificate
>Any mining job I want
>80k starting

[Anonymous No.3699832]

>>3699822
Right, because a college degree will help you scavenge food and fight off raiders/zombies/CHUDs.
You don't need an education to kill someone and take their stuff.

[Anonymous No.3699836]

>>3699822
>college degree
>government collapses
>you're still fucked

[Anonymous No.3699841]

>>3699836
At least he's still smarter than you guys, therefore has more chance of survival.

[Anonymous No.3699843]

>>3699841
A boy scout would have more survival skills than 90% of college graduates.

[Anonymous No.3699848]

>>3699841
Knowing calculus wont help you when someone is running at you with a knife.

[Anonymous No.3699849]

>>3699836
>got college degree in chemistry
>you come take my beans I blow your ass sky high
>using simple household chemicals, a bucket, and some rope I can create a battery that can run my laptop.
>Who da bitch nao?

[Anonymous No.3699852]

>>3699849
Good luck with that. A bunch of niggers armed with AK-47s wont care many pipe bombs you have.

[Anonymous No.3699858]

>>3699852

He could calculate how fast his ass is going to be torn open

[Anonymous No.3699920]

>UK
>late starting collegefag
>any min wage job I want
>£9k starting

[Anonymous No.3699933]

>liberal arts graduate

>any dick i want

>homeless starting

[Anonymous No.3699950]

>economy student

>global financial collapse

>hyperinflation

>minus starting

>fml

[Anonymous No.3699953]

>architect
>any 12 hour day job I want
>smoking meth from the stress starting

[Anonymous No.3699963]

>network engineer/administration diploma
>apparently 50-60k starting
>can't find a job that doesn't want minimum 3 years exp
>interested in chemistry, self study that for a while
>end up making methamphetamine and explosives in my basement to sell to terrorist cells

better than expected.jpg

[Anonymous No.3699968]

>Graduating as Mechanical Engineer
>Offered 100K starting in Australia (mining boom)
>Mfw I wanted 300K starting and tell them to shove it up their ass

[Anonymous No.3699974]

>Ph.D in Mathematics
>Any job I want
>300k starting

[Anonymous No.3699977]

>phd in engineering
>any cock I want
>11" starting

[Anonymous No.3699984]

>phd in financial engineering
>any job i want
>infinite starting

[Anonymous No.3699986]

>Masters in Fine Art
>work at Michael's for the rest of my life
>mfw

[Anonymous No.3699992]

>>3699843
>implying zero college grads were ever in the boy scouts

nigga you just went full retard

[Anonymous No.3700008]

>innate entrepreneur skills
>any job i create
>negative starting

[Anonymous No.3700019]

>Ph.D in college
>any loan i want
>70k debt starting

[Anonymous No.3700042]

>phd in faggotry
>any thread I want
>this one starting

[Anonymous No.3700061]

>4chan /sci/ poster
>any disorder I want
>autism starting

[Anonymous No.3700081]

>>3700061
>social retard
>any obsession i want
>16 hour/day free time starting

[Anonymous No.3700087]

>PhD in not having a PhD
>any contradiction I want
>end starting

[Anonymous No.3700141]

>Phd in anything
>Instantly overqualified for most jobs
>70K starting because the only job you can get is tutoring in Universities.

[Anonymous No.3700149]

> start business
> business fails
> debt starting
> start business
> business fails
> debt continuing
> start business
> business succeeds
> wealth starting

[Anonymous No.3700172]

> McDonalds
> 10k
Where, part time in Iowa?

[Anonymous No.3700206]

>Meng in Aerospace Engineering
>Anything in the aeronautical industry I want
>80k starting
>noteventrolling.jpg

[Anonymous No.3700219]

>>3700141

Only a retard would go looking for a JOB after getting a Ph.D.

If you have a Ph.D. then you need to go to a research college and figure shit out. If you have a Ph.D. and whine about "QQ no job" then you must be unworthy of your Ph.D. ... fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.3700245]

>implying if the government collapses, state governments won't still be in charge
It's like I'm really in a special ed. class!

[Anonymous No.3700255]

>>3700206
>like 3 aero companies in the world
>implying you don't have to compete with the more qualified mech eng's when you have to branch out and work with a non aero company
>aero companies are largely based on defence orders and government funds
>flourishing industry, bro

Fucking aeros and their elitist attitude. I mean why do you even get a flight test? Wtf, what has flying a piston engined car got to do with your degree? They're are literally no design ops for aeros unless you're going to work with a car company or formula 1 team. That's like 100 people going for the same role.

Where as you could have just studied mech, and done practically anything after uni.

[Anonymous No.3700271]

> PhD in social reclusion
> any bridge I want
> -20°C starting

[Anonymous No.3700329]

>>3700271
>using celsius to describe temperatures felt by human beings instead of the more accurate fahrenheit
full fucking retard

unless you go around adding numbers after the decimal point

[Anonymous No.3700350]

>>3699953
really? Planning on studying architecture, how's it like doing it for a living

[Anonymous No.3700382]

>>3700329
>implying you can feel the difference between 18°C and 19°C
>implying it's not as accurate as need be
>being american
>2011

[Anonymous No.3700413]

>>3700382
> 2011
> Not using a temperature scale where "zero" is absolute zero and "one" is absolute hot (1.41679e32 K).

[Anonymous No.3700426]

>Nearing the 3rd year of my degree
>Have to choose between Mechanical/Mechatronic/Aerospace engineering
>Enjoy Mechatronics more but feel as if I would have an easier time landing a good career with Mechanical

Whatever shall I do?

[Anonymous No.3700432]

>>3700350

I'm actually still second year.

Its probably not what you think it is. That doesn't mean you can't find it satisfying.

[Anonymous No.3700496]

>>3700426

Do mechanical. Thousands more job prospects, plus you'll boss your way to manager in no time.

Mechatronics is hash-bashed subjects from 2n-3rd year electronics and software engineering. You don't get an in-depth knowledge of any; just a broad enough basis.

Aero has the least prospects. There's hardly any aero companies and they're all based on government subsidy. If you want to design for energy/car firms, you have to compete with mechs, who have a better knowledge of heat/flow etc. Same with any job you want to go for that's not aero. Here in the UK, aero graduates either go to BAE or RR. That's it. LMAO.
Aero's have a better knowledge of, umm, the way things act in flight? That's about it.

Study pure mech. If it's from a decent uni, you'll be guaranteed a job. And if you're lucky, you could move to aussie land where the money is. I know they're asking every "senior" engineer to come over, and it's like 130K+-AUD. Getting a graduate placement is a bit harder though, try and get friendly with management. Email them personally, etc.

[Anonymous No.3700516]

>PhD in gender studies
>Any lesbian I want
>negative worth degree starting

[Anonymous No.3700542]

>>3700496
Yeah, I basically ruled out doing Aero a while ago but it was still an option.

I enjoyed the small amount of programming work we did last year, which made my interest in Mechatronics rise.
However, this semester I'm doing a first year electronics course and I can say that it's not awfully fun at all. In fact I can't seem to understand why anyone who pursue a telecommunications degree or something of the sort.

Also, I'm already studying here in Australia at UNSW so Mech might be a fitting choice.

[Anonymous No.3700646]

>>3700516

You sound like my sister