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>phd in math
>any job i want
>300k starting

>> No.3663143

>undergratuare in math
>no job
>...

>> No.3663147

>low-paying job
>hardly anything to my name other than my shock of a home and my computer
>still happy
in the end, money doesn't matter

>> No.3663155

>>3663147
shack*

>> No.3663177

>lol enjoi ur debts cuz ever1 who gos 2 college gets debt there r no jobs for grad ur wastin mone enjoi the gov raping ur ass til u die fag go die

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>phd in engineering
>any cock I want
>11" starting

>> No.3663185

>>3663177

>implying everyone going to college must desperately work for someone and rely on someone babying them and begging for employment.

>> No.3663197

>currently in a master's program in mathematics
>$10K a year to hand out paper to spicks in lower level algebra classes
>All the bitches I want starting

>> No.3663200

>>3663185

It was joke, man. JOKE.

>> No.3663219
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>BS in bio
>any zookeeping job I want
>30k starting

You jelly?
Oddly enough, when I interned at the zoo this past summer, everyone that worked & volunteered there (including myself) had at least a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Why is it that working with animals means you're unlikely to be a foreveralone, while becoming an engineer guarantees it, /sci/?

>> No.3663236

>>3663219
lie. try getting a zookeeping job in the bay area that isn't an internship or fellowship.

>> No.3663240

>>3663219

>Philosophy major
>Officer in Air Force
>40k starting out, plus bonuses
>Behind green doors
>U jelly?

>> No.3663254

>>3663219

Because you're all sad losers with low standards and expectations (as evident by not doing a hard science) and all sub-consciously know you must take the first partner that comes up to be your one and only? This is versus any woman we want.

>What do you do, stud?
I design bridges.
>omgfuckme

>What do you do, stud?
Feed animals and shovel their shit.
>Oh. That's cool. Well....nice...meeting you..:/
I PET LIONS AND COYOTES

>> No.3663279

>>3663236
>zookeeper in bay area
>any tiger I want
>3 maulings starting

>> No.3663281

>>3663236

In California? Holy shit, the cost of living alone would dwarf the salary.
No, you have to live somewhere without such a high cost of living.
You also have to be willing to take a job pretty much wherever until you get more experience under your belt.
http://www.aza.org/joblistings/
There are plenty of positions open as of this summer, AND those are just AZA zoos. Plenty of zoos don't qualify for AZA accreditation.

>>3663240
Nah. I wouldn't want to do military stuff. I'd be too squeamish.

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>>3663219
>>BS in bio
>>any zookeeping job I want

...but that's only loosely related. That's like saying
>BS in mathematics
>any cashiering job I want

>> No.3663312

>>3663281

>military
>Air Force
>squeamish
>Air Force?

Too squeamish for the USAF means you gaaaaaaaay in a bad way.

>> No.3663316

>>3663254
>This is versus any woman we want.
Lol, like you're going to get a woman.

>What do you do?
I TRAIN ELEPHANTS TO LET ME GIVE THEM VACCINATIONS & LIKE IT. I WRESTLE ELEVEN 10FOOT ALLIGATORS OUT OF THEIR ENCLOSURE IN ORDER TO CLEAN IT ON A YEARLY BASIS. I WORK WITH CHIMPANZEES THAT COULD TEAR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ARMS OFF, AND I WORK WITH LARGE CATS THAT WOULD RIP YOUR THROAT OUT WITHOUT A SINGLE THOUGHT.

Also
>implying I'm male.
Oh u.

>>3663279
>maulings
Don't you hate when people are retarded and decide they want to jump the walkway fence, run across the moat, and stand right next to the tiger enclosure?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/07/leopard-mauls-child-kansas-zoo_n_858916.html

>> No.3663332

>>3663312

Whoops. I wasn't paying close attention when reading, and my brain auto-categorized it as I read.
Air force wouldn't be bad.
Good on ya.

>>3663308
>biology
>not related to animals in any way shape or form
Durr?

>> No.3663344

>>3663316

>Also
>implying I'm male.
>Oh u.

...are you so stupid that you can't replace "woman" with "man"? Seriously? It wouldn't even change the idea, the context, the message or anything but the intended audience...Seriously?

>> No.3663362

>>3663344

>doesn't know what jokes are

And this is why you will be foreveralone.

>> No.3663366

>>3663316
>bs in bio
>any caps I want
>253 STARTING

>> No.3663386

>>3663362

>Say something stupid
>whatever, i was only 'joking'
>woman logic

And this is why you will be foreversecondtomen.

>> No.3663416

>>3663281

>Nah. I wouldn't want to do military stuff. I'd be too squeamish.

I sit in an office.

>> No.3663426

>>3663416

Well, good on you.
I don't want to sit at a desk all day.

>>3663386
>say something stupid
>be a misogynist
>pretend to win

>> No.3663428

>bachelor in philosophy
>fuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.3663447

>>3663426

I was making a point.

Just because you're in the military doesn't mean you're going to kill someone or see some blood and guts. Air Force lacks that, dontchaknow?

>> No.3663470

>>3663447
Consider me enlightened. =)

I do know that there are non-combat positions in the military, but it still doesn't really appeal to me. And the hierarchy, while necessary for effectively carrying out large-scale plans, sounds, at least to an outsider like me, like a load of bureaucracy.

>> No.3663472

Women want doctors, lawyers and businessmen, not scientists and engineers, or god forbid mathematicians.

There's a reason society respects doctors, lawyers and businessmen over science.

>> No.3663484

>>3663470

There's a lot of crap you have to go through, and a shit load of responsibility, but you begin to like it and you want to do more... Strangely enough.

I'm not trying to convince you to join... Hell, everyone who says they're joining I try to tell them otherwise unless it's something they REALLY want to do.

>> No.3663492

>There's a reason society respects doctors, lawyers and businessmen over science.

Don't forget to mention athletes, movie stars, and other entertainers.

This is why society is fucked up, because we emphasize on monetary wealth and not intellectual "wealth". I don't have a problem with doctors do. But businessmen... My God do I hate businessmen.

>> No.3663501

>>3663472
Your logic is fairly circular

>> No.3663508

>working towards pharmacy
>not getting anywhere
>no job i want
>no starting pay

captcha: ngeree drug

>> No.3663511

>>3663501

Hell, his logic is spot fucking on.

Which saddens the shit outta me.

>> No.3663596

>>3663511
No it isn't. Women don't want men of specific professions more than those of others, as long as you conduct yourself in a manner similar to doctors/lawyers/whatever and have a similar amount of money you're fine. It just happens that doctors/lawyers/whatever tend to be the kinds of people that women want, and also have a lot of money, its not the profession its the man behind it.

>> No.3663607

nope

>> No.3663774

>phd in physics
>any lepton i want
>300keV starting

>> No.3663790

>>3663607
yes

>> No.3663801

>>3663197
>math major
>bitches

pick one

>> No.3663808

>>3663129
>PhD in trolling
>any imageboard you want
>4chan starting

..and when I say "trolling", I mean "guzzling jizz"

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>mfw this thread got replies

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>>3663492

>Ma fromage quand I am a businessman

>60k starting
>all the pussy I want
>lots of growth possible