/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3654933]

Hey, I need help with my essay. My teacher said its due tomorrow and I dont think my reasons are good. Im young, so please dont make fun of me. I never had chemistry before. I got rid of my last name on the paper.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3654943]

That was both painful and hilarious to read

Why weren't you studying for the essay some more?

[Anonymous No.3654950]

>Titanium is a bad solvent mostly because it is not one

hahahahahahaha....(deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[Josef crossed the Atlantic !!nUf2NflSAyw No.3654953]

>Titanium is a bad solvent
Thank you so much for that sentence

[Brad No.3654966]

Should I change that sentence? I didn't think Titanium was a solvent, but are you guys saying that it is, maybe if you melt it?

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.3654967]

>Titanium is a bad solvent, mostly because it's not one

But WHY! OP, why! Gotta explain this shit.

Water is a set of molecules that don't bond to each other except through Hydrogen bonds which are rapidly forming and breaking, allowing molecules to 'slip past' and be engulfed in the water. As an example, sodium chloride in water will be surrounded by a shell of water molecules as the Hydrogens attach electrostatically to the Chlorine.

Metals, on the other hand, are tightly packed structures and very strongly bound.

[Anonymous No.3654969]

>people cannot drink titanium
this is what illuminati-controlled "scientists" believe

stay classy, sheepfag

[Anonymous No.3654971]

>One more similarity between water and titanium is that both are made of matter.
BAH HAHHAHA

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3654972]

>>3654966

[Anonymous No.3654977]

>both are made of matter
probably a troll

[Brad No.3655002]

ok, I fixed the essay. Any more changes?

[Brad No.3655010]

oh, btw I got rid of the part about titanium being a bad solvent.

[Anonymous No.3655015]

>>3655002
this is gold

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655019]

>>3655002
>hydrogens
>IT CAN ONLY DISSOLVE EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.3655021]

>>3655002

Haha oh wow.

[Anonymous No.3655027]

Oh dear god i cant stop laughing

[Anonymous No.3655033]

>water
>dissolves anything

[Anonymous No.3655034]

>>3655002
I am loling my face off. This really is excellent.

[Anonymous No.3655038]

if you guyes didnt notice, this is a troll thread.
>titanium is found on the ground, so it is probably found in africa

[Brad No.3655046]

if you guys dont mind you can tell me what to take out, and you can then give me something to add instead. i think the first part sounds good but I dont understand any of it. when I speak in front of the class though everyone will probably think Im so smart

[Anonymous No.3655048]

>>3655038
i know bro, but its still funny shit

[Anonymous No.3655050]

That is the shittest writing I've ever read. It reads like it was written by an autistic 12 year old.

[Anonymous No.3655051]

>>3655038
I honestly think it's just a not-so-bright kid in middle school. Not everyone can be smart.

[Brad No.3655059]

>>3655038
I know its stupid, but i need to compare the EXACT same things. I talked about Africa before so I need to again. it also asks where its found and not found, and I had to say Africa for the water part cause its basically everywhere else

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655061]

>>3655046
>i think the first part sounds good but I dont understand any of it. when I speak in front of the class though everyone will probably think Im so smart

Fuck, this guy is going to be the next president

[Anonymous No.3655063]

>>3655051
What? No.
There are no stupid people on the internet, everyone is a cunning cynic.

[Brad No.3655065]

I really just want ideas and ill change it if you give me something to add and take away

[Void !xBohr1p7ms No.3655066]

>>3655046

The problem with dissolving an acid in titanium is not that it will fall off the edge

the covalent bonds the the titanium interact to create a weak magnetic field which stops the acid from dissolving

[Anonymous No.3655067]

>>3654933

I feel bad for this kid. If he's trollin, props, cause I lose. But if not, no need to make fun of the guy :( Sure the paper makes some assumptions, but let's be honest /sci/. Everyone here would said "no" to the question "is a oil a solvent?" even as late as 14 years old.

[Anonymous No.3655070]

>>3655046

don't forget to cite 4chan's /sci/ board for that information in the first paragraph. giving credit where its due is important and you will get kicked out of school if you plagarize.

[Brad No.3655073]

Fuck u guys Im just going to write whatever I want. I didnt come here to be mocked. Btw Im not even a kid. Later fags.

[Brad No.3655075]

>>3655051
Im in the bottom level class now, but if I do really well in this class then I can move up next year

[Anonymous No.3655080]

Write more. Quantity over quality. Let us of course proof-read it for you.

[Brad (the real one) No.3655081]

>>3655073
Thats not me!! stop it. ok guys, if youre gonna keep pretending to be me, then the rest of you should just remember what i asked for before. I still want your ideas and ill change the essay

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655083]

>>3655073
>u
>Im
>not even a kid
Behold, the product of modern education!

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655088]

>>3655081
>>3655083
Well fuck, nevermind.

[Anonymous No.3655092]

>>3655075
Do you read the material? do the homework? pay attention in class?

Captcha: approach elitists
kinda related to this thread.

[Brad (the real one) No.3655100]

Ok, I changed it again. I also got rid of the last sentence about matter cause you laughed at it.

[Anonymous No.3655106]

This is GOLD, Bradley, GOLD.

Do chem students even write essays in college? I took technical writing which is pretty much concise lists or processes/instructions how to put shit together and operate shit but not essays. I'm pretty shit at essays myself op, so hang in there.

[Anonymous No.3655108]

Someone give him info on orbitals or quantum mechanics. I don't know enough about it to write anything.

[Anonymous No.3655110]

Titanium IS a solvent.
Or, rather, it can be. An alloy is just a solution of one metal in another.

[Brad (the real one) No.3655112]

>>3655106
Thanks. I still need more reasons though, cause I deleted some of them.

[Anonymous No.3655126]

grrr can't take this anymore. i honestly believe this fukin guy. anyway here's the deal troll or not troll.

a) water doesn't dissolve everything (for example oil)
b) being a solvent is not a property
c) titanium can be a solvent (if u melt it and keep it in liquid form)
d) titanium is not found just in africa (although u do dig it out of the ground)

Properties of water:
1) liquid at room temperature -> great to dissolve (some) stuff since u dont have to melt it first. not everything dissolves (see 3)
2) ph of 7 -> being neutral means it won't react well with other acids/bases which makes it a good solvent
3) polar -> easy to dissolve polar things in it (like sugar)

[Anonymous No.3655128]

Hell, let's write this kid an essay.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655136]

>>3655100
You're implying that you cannot find water in Africa?

[Anonymous No.3655157]

Mention How ice is less dense than water OP. I'm pretty sure that's in the syllabus.

[Anonymous No.3655164]

Someone needs to write an essay for him on the condition that he video tape his presentation of it. (In the event that this somehow isn't a troll).

[itsonmydik42 No.3655173]

HELO I AM A REAL LIFE SCIENCE (IRL) U GUYS ARE ALL RONG OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN WHY REELQUICK TO U SICK FREAKS
OK FIRST U NEE TO RELIZE THAT

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655179]

"Unlike water, you cannot easily mix an acid or base with Titanium because it's a solid. Also, the covalent bonds in the Titanium interact to create a weak magnetic field which stops the acid from dissolving it. Titanium is used to make relatively light and strong structures because of it's low density. Titanium is mined from the earth, and Africa has large deposits of it. Water is also found in Africa, but not in the same quantities as in the rest of the world. Since most of Africa's population is low-income, they do not find much use for Titanium and water is much more valuable to them."

Fuck it.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655187]

Shit guys, is Titanium even technically a molecule naturally? It isn't a diatomic element!

[Brad (the real one) No.3655269]

ok, here is the new essay!

[Anonymous No.3655294]

>>3655269

Bradly you are a magnificent bastard.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655327]

>>3655269
If the teacher really thinks you wrote this, and doesn't report you, you're one lucky bastard. And in that kind of class, I don't think intelligence would matter much anyway.

[Anonymous No.3655337]

Bradley, this is your teacher, what the fuck?

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655346]

>>3655337
Oh! Shit, Brad. Sorry bro.

[Anonymous No.3655403]

this is best thing I've read in a while

[Brad (the real one) No.3655467]

>>3655294
Thanks, Ill see how I do. Maybe Ill even post the grade

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655481]

>>3655467
You better.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655483]

I think the first version is the best version. It's credible and advanced enough as is (Hell, I couldn't type something that "good" (as in, that your government issued homofag of a teacher would accept as "science". Fuck her)).

[Anonymous No.3655495]

>people cannot drink titanium so it doesn't help them.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655502]

>>3655495
He has a point. If you tried to drink steel bars, you'd probably cut your throat and end up drinking blood.

[Anonymous No.3655519]

>>3655502
Blood has water in it. Africans could drink their blood from the titanium they drank!

[Anonymous No.3655526]

While all of these essays are phenomenal, I honestly find the first one to be the cream of the crop. It's accurate, scientific, thoughtful, and very concise. Your other versions are great as well, but they seem a tad long. They just don't have the same flow as your first.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655528]

>>3655519
Are you retarded? Blood doesn't have water in it, it has white cells (leukemi or whatever), red cells (erychomgagan things) and yellow cells (plasma). Yellow cells give it its watery texture, but there's no water in there.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655539]

>>3655528
He does have a point there

[Anonymous No.3655543]

>>3655528
Isnt blood plasma a liquid which is 95% water or something ?

[Anonymous No.3655544]

>>3655528

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655546]

>>3655543
No, I assure you, plasma is made of yellowish cells and dead tissue that is carried by the blood to your anus.

[Anonymous No.3655551]

>>3655546

[Anonymous No.3655554]

>>3655546
>>3655528

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655559]

>>3655544
>>3655551
Fuck off with your macros. I know more about biology and chemistry and physics and mathematics than any of you.

[Josef crossed the Atlantic !!nUf2NflSAyw No.3655561]

>>3655559
Careful, buddy

[Anonymous No.3655562]

>>3655519
>>3655528
>>3655539
>>3655543
>>3655546

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655572]

>>3655561
Oh hey, it's Josef. Haven't seen you in a while.
(If anyone takes that thing about biology/chemistry/physics/mathematics seriously, they're an idiot. I don't know more than /everyone/)

>>3655562
>2011
>Wikipedia
Haha, oh wow.

[Anonymous No.3655574]

>>3655002
>water is called the universal solevent because it can disolve anything.

what about oil?

[Anonymous No.3655579]

>>3655559
So...much...propane....

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655580]

>>3655574
We've been over that. How about reading the thread before you post?

[Anonymous No.3655583]

>>3655561
Crossed the atlantic to where?

[Anonymous No.3655586]

>>3655580
no way i'm reading all 50 shit posts to get to the 5 good ones

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655587]

>>3655579
Yes, propane. 3 fucking hydrogen atoms and 1 carbon atom. What's so special about it?

[Anonymous No.3655596]

I LOL'd like a motherfucker.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655598]

>>3655586
>You mean, I actually have to READ?!

>>3655587
I think I love you

[Brad (the real one) No.3655602]

Thanks for the help guys. I know the rest of you people are just trolling now (i might be in the low chem class but im not retarded). I dont understand my essay that well but it sounds good enough and I can at least say the words. So Im going with the final version. Also leaving the thread, good nite!

[Anonymous No.3655615]

>>3655587
>implying propane isn't everything
And I know my propane and that is NOT it

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655619]

>>3655598
Why?

>>3655602
Present that last version in front of class and prepare to fail if your teacher isn't brain dead.

[Anonymous No.3655627]

>>3655587
3 carbon and 8 hydrogen you mean

[Anonymous No.3655630]

Guys why the fuck haven't any of you archived this shit yet?

I vote for an archive

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655637]

>>3655627
What... That can't be right...

[Anonymous No.3655640]

>>3655637
Oh, I didn't realize you posted that Teacup or I wouldn't have bothered to respond

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655641]

>>3655543
>>3655544
>>3655551
>>3655554
>>3655561
>>3655562
>>3655579
>>3655615
>>3655627

Trolled.

[Anonymous No.3655644]

Holy shit...look at the difference:

>>3655269
>>3654933

/sci/ really came through. Sucks I missed the chance to write part of it.

[Anonymous No.3655648]

>>3655641
That guy pointing out it's a troll cot trolled?

Yeah, whatever buddy.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655655]

>>3655640
No, wait, you are actually RIGHT. Prop = 3 carbon, linked by simple covalent bonds, leaving 8 unpaired electrons, who pair with Hydrogen. I learnt something today.

>>3655641
No.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655657]

>>3655630
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.3655660]

>>3655630

Yeah, gold like this doesn't come out of /sci/ that often.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655667]

>>3655655
So you were actually serious about that shit you posted about blood? I thought you were trolling.

[Anonymous No.3655668]

err...thirded. I'm the same guy as
>>3655660

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655671]

>>3655630
>>3655657
>>3655660
Samefag, obviously. The thread is nothing special.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655677]

>>3655671
Not samefag. I'm actually:
>>3655657
note the trip

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655679]

>>3655667
Everyone always assumes that I'm trolling, so I take no offence.
Yes, I am serious about the blood. Why wouldn't I be?...

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655705]

>>3655679
Because blood plasma is 92% water. In fact, *most* of blood is water. You stated in >>3655528 that there's no water in blood.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655718]

>>3655677
You can always remove your trip.

>>3655705
That is incorrect. Blood has no water present in it (unless some rogue molecules get stuck in there).

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655734]

>>3655718
>>3655546
>>3655528
Fucking hell, mind is blown.

I really did think blood was red and white blood cells floating in just standard water. I had heard of plasma but just dismissed it as a name for white blood cells.

How have I not known of this

[Anonymous No.3655737]

>water
>not common in africa
>laughinglions.png

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655745]

>>3655734
Are you serious?

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655749]

>>3655745
Very serious. I'm really surprised at this as I would suppose such information is very common

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655755]

>>3655749
You seem like a nice person.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655766]

>>3655755
Thanks, you too.

[Anonymous No.3655767]

Blood plasma IS mostly water...

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655773]

>>3655766
Do you want to hear my other theories?

>>3655767
Go away plebian, I'm talking to the nice person.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655774]

>>3655773
I'm all ears.

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.3655779]

>Blood plasma is the yellow liquid component of blood [...] It makes up about 55% of the total blood volume.[...] It is mostly water (93% by volume)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_plasma
>Plasma, which constitutes 55% of blood fluid, is mostly water (92% by volume)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood

Teacup is a troll, Inu.

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655781]

1) www.plasmacare.com/
"So what is plasma? It's the liquid portion of blood, and consists of water..."
2) http://users.rcn.com/jkimball.ma.ultranet/BiologyPages/B/Blood.html#plasma
"Water ~92"

Fuck off. BLOOD IS MOSTLY WATER.

[Anonymous No.3655792]

>>3655773
I'm not going away until you do some research to find out that blood plasma is mostly water and thus, blood has water in it.

I didn't post here before, but seeing you tell people there's no water in blood requires a correction.

Blood can be boiled to produce normal steam.

[Anonymous No.3655794]

>>3655779

>93% water
>92% water

If you're going to spew blatant lies, at least make sure they're internally consistent.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655795]

>>3655774
I posted one earlier >>3655710
It's about matter

>>3655779
a) I am not a troll
b) >>3655572

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655800]

>>3655779
As far as I understood, he didn't quite describe well that there is nearly no water flowing by itself in the blood and that instead it is the blood plasma which is mostly water. Unless he meant there is no water whatsoever in blood. But I just see it as a breakdown in communication.

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.3655807]

>>3655800

I've seen him (lol anectodal evidence) trolling.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655811]

>>3655795
Sorry but I don't know enough about particle physics to call bullshit or call the Nobel Prize committee. I would suppose that in order to actually show your hypothesis you'd have to do complex mathematics and physics, which I understand even less.

[Anonymous No.3655813]

>>3655718
>L2FreshmanBiology

[Anonymous No.3655815]

>>3655800
Well, he seems to hold in contempt the wikipedia article that says blood plasma is mostly water. So I'm not going to give much credence to anything else he says.

[Anonymous No.3655816]

>this thread

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655822]

>>3655781
No it isn't.

>>3655792
How would it produce NORMAL steam if it's only 92% water, and not 100%?

>>3655800
Well, technically there's water in the blood (after all, there's hydrogen and oxygen in there), but it's very little, and plasma is only dead tissue and yellow cells.

>>3655807
I like how when some idiot says he's "seen me trolling", it's acceptable, but when I say that I've seen spirits, no one believe me and I get called a troll.

[Anonymous No.3655827]

>>3655811
there's a pretty in-depth dissertation to the scientific plausibility of his theory, right here >>3655777

[Colonel Coffee Mug !phJ7yIcs.Q No.3655830]

>>3655822

>I like how when some idiot says he's "seen me trolling", it's acceptable

http://archive.gentoomen.org/cgi-board.pl/sci?task=search2&search_tripcode=%21obkpuSWh5M&sea
rch_username=Teacup

>I've seen spirits

See, Inurdaes?

Polite sage.

[Anonymous No.3655832]

>>3655816

[Photon !g2Boson6mM No.3655842]

New theory:
Teacup is a troll. Inu is either playing along to humor himself, or he really is stupid enough to believe teacup's ideas of blood's constituents.

[Anonymous No.3655847]

>>3655822
It will produce steam through a process called distillation

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655848]

>>3655811
Oh, don't worry, I don't know much about the technical stuff either.

>>3655827
That post is simply an ad hominid

>>3655830
>hurr durr that guy believes in spirits what a fag xd

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655854]

>>3655822
Teacup, I've gotta say you're losing me with the whole 'I've seen spirits' thing. 'Ive seen SOMETHING like spirits' would be far more acceptable, as personally I've had /x/esque shit happen to me. Buuuuutt....

[None !wdsiIWWzKg No.3655861]

>>3655842
And your KCN anon has been making jokes the whole time

[Anonymous No.3655866]

>>3655822
Lol people think blood is mostly water. Maybe in fish or something, but we breathe air. If our blood was like pure water we would drown from our own body, dipshits.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655869]

>>3655842
Welp, another one thinks I'm a troll. Nothing new, really.

>>3655847
IF blood was 92% water, it would only produce 92% steam. Simple math.

>>3655854
No, really. I won't tell the whole thing (because people made fun of me for it), but it's happened to me, and I described it to /sci/. I am SURE it was a spirit.

[Anonymous No.3655874]

>>3655822
>How would it produce NORMAL steam
What? Is that the extent of your lauded scientific knowledge?
>hydrogen and oxygen atoms
wat, I mean really, wat?

I could boil mud, a mush of tree leaves, piss and even feces. And they all would produce steam. Of course there would be some other stuff in the steam, but it would still be water steam, able to be condensed into normal water when cooled and nucleated.

I'm REALLY surprised you had Inurdaes going so long.

[Josef crossed the Atlantic !!nUf2NflSAyw No.3655878]

>>3655583 Crossed the atlantic to where?
USA, NJ, Rutgers, Busch Campus.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655888]

>>3655866
Newsflash, you don't breath blood, so, while it isn't made of liquids, it could technically be water, and your body wouldn't care.

>>3655874
No. If leaves have 4% water, only 4% of the leaves will become steam.

[Anonymous No.3655906]

>>3655888
>>3655869
Kill yourself, teacup.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655912]

>>3655906
There's no need to be rude.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655915]

>>3655869
Eyewitness testimony is the worst kind of evidence. You know those books full of optical illusions? They really should be called brain failures. A few interesting patterns and colours in certain ways and your brain can't figure it out. Similarly, you likely saw something, but it didn't happen how your brain reconstructed it.

[Anonymous No.3655916]

>>3655869
>>3655888
>only x% steam
Yes, but it would be steam. I wasn't talking about vaporizing the whole sample, just the WATER content in it.

If you extracted all, or even a large part of the water in blood, it would clot like no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.3655917]

>>3655559
>any of you
>Physics, Biology, and Chemistry majors all on /sci/ who have PhD's
lolno

[Anonymous No.3655924]

>>3655888
And what exactly is keeping blood from spilling into your lungs then? Ever heard of osmosis? That's why you die if you inhale water, it goes into your bloodstream which cannot carry it.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655934]

>>3655915
No, I'm sure it was a spirit. After all, we are the spirit. We just haven't become the spirit yet.

>>3655916
But only part of it would be steam. Real water would be 100% steam.

>>3655917
Read >>3655572
I also like how you didn't list Mathematics.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655942]

>>3655934
>I'm sure it was a spirit. After all, we are the spirit. We just haven't become the spirit yet.
Oh jesus I went crosseyed from the duhhh

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655956]

>>3655924
No, your lungs are the ones who can't contain water.

>>3655942
I meant that we are spirits. We're just not in the other realm.
I am the spirit. You are the spirit. Everyone is the spirit. Yet no one is the spirit yet.

[Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. No.3655965]

>>3655956
Oh hey aether, didn't recognize you there

[Anonymous No.3655971]

>>3655934
>But only part of it would be steam. Real water would be 100% steam.
So... uh, let me get this straight.
Water isn't water unless it's chemically pure?
With nothing but water molecules in it?

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655973]

>>3655965
I am not that cat loving troll. I am not EK or Harriet either, before you say that.

I thought that you believed in me.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3655992]

>>3655971
Obviously?
Chocolate isn't chocolate if you make it with acid.

[Anonymous No.3656013]

>>3655992
Well, you heard it here, folks. The Earth is actually a desert planet. There's NO WATER ON EARTH.

Time to evacuate.

Except. Science officer Teacup just scanned the whole universe and apparently there's no water anywhere.

[Anonymous No.3656023]

>>3655973
you are the collective consciousness of all tripfags, the most dominant in the frontal lobes.

enjoy yourself, teacup. eventually one of your personalities will turn yourself in to the ward and this will all be over. you will cease to exist.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3656037]

>>3656013
What the Hell are you trying to say?

>>3656023
I am not all the tripfriends. I am not EK. I am not Harriet. I am not the others. I am not crazy.

[sage No.3656051]

>>3656037
Whenever Teacup (AKA EK) shows up in a thread, it's pretty much indicative of how shit the thread is.

>saged, hidden, ignored.

[Anonymous No.3656062]

>>3656037
>I am not crazy

Then why did you let me kill your bunny? You did you insist on eating its penis; "to gain its power".

[Anonymous No.3656078]

>>3656037
>I am not all the tripfriends.
Yes you are (most of the shitposting active ones)

>I am not EK.
Yes you are.

>I am not Harriet.
Yes you are.

>I am not the others.
Yes you are.

> I am not crazy.
Yes you are.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3656084]

>>3656051
I AM NOT EK. I AM NOT ANYONE ELSE. I AM THE SPIRIT BUT I AM NOT ANYONE ELSE. EVERYONE IS THE SPIRIT. EVERYONE IS THEMSELVES. I AM TEACUP!OBKPUSWH5M

>>3656062
I never did any of that. How did you know that I had a bunny though?

[Anonymous No.3656094]

>>3656037
>>I am not crazy
>Schizophrenia
>Dissociative Identity Disorder
>Paranoia
>etc
>curses people
>curses television
>thinks turtles have spines, curses people who don't believe him
>never posts at the same time EK does
lolno

[Anonymous No.3656123]

>>3656037
I'm pointing at you and saying "Look at him, listen to his incredibly foolish notions and laugh."

Because while you had some things right (plasma and people not breathing blood), you got so many other things so INCREDIBLY wrong.

But the worst is that when your mistakes were pointed out, you decided to stick with your incorrect notions, DENYING that you might be wrong.

All I know about blood I learned either in elementary school or first aid classes. And it's still better knowledge than yours.

If you still insist that you were right, I have nothing else than contempt left to give you.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3656135]

>>3656078
There is only one way to reply to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDWCrk06rqo

>>3656094
>Schizophrenia
Just because they say I have schizophrenia, doesn't mean that I do.

>Dissociative Identity Disorder
I don't have that.

>Paranoia
No.

>curses people
And it works.

>curses television
No, I cursed people to BREAK THEIR TELEVISIONS. Although it backfired.

>thinks turtles have spines, curses people who don't believe him
... I never tried cursing anyone again, I just said that I would. And what I said was that turtles DIDN'T have spines.

>never posts at the same time EK does
We've posted at the same time multiple times in the past.

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3656149]

>>3656123
But I know that I'm right.

[Anonymous No.3656177]

>>3656084
Your bunny is a really a anti-bunny that will go sideways in time through the 67th dimension to make your fat ass mom 20 years ago. It will then get knocked up by an HIV positive squirrel, producing the genius known as teacup.

Two days from now you eat your bunnies penis. (why would you eat your moms dick?). And that is why entropy exists.

What do you think of my theory?

[Anonymous No.3656185]

>>3656149
Why do you hate black people?

[Teacup !obkpuSWh5M No.3656193]

>>3656177
>genius known as teacup
Only good thing in your post.

>>3656185
I don't hate black people. I just dislike gays.

[Anonymous No.3656195]

>>3656149

[Anonymous No.3656199]

>>3656149
Even with all the evidence to the contrary?
No. There's nothing else but contempt left for you.

[Anonymous No.3656210]

>>3656193
But you said you were gay?

You hate yourself?

[Anonymous No.3656471]

Hello Teacup, I'm one of the people who you cursed