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>Kilograms thunder across the plains in immense herds

>Microns scatter when I turn on the lights

>> No.3646925

>Kilograms bask in the summer sun

>Microns hide in tubes

>> No.3646933

>Decaliters build calculators in workshops

>Milligrams forage for droppings on the forest floor.

>> No.3646940

>Decaliters parse politics in pubs

>Milligrams separate sesame seeds from husks

>> No.3646946

wtf

>> No.3646964

>I don't understand this thread

>strangely, I like it anyway.

Tell us more, OP.

>> No.3646971

so who let Terry Pratchett out of the home?

>> No.3646981

>Megajoules make telephone calls from opulent offices

>Picorads cut each other's hair in the dark

>> No.3646987

>Megajoules own hundreds of shiny leather sofas

>Picorads build skateboards under the city

>> No.3646999

>Gigalumens hold hands while they ride in their car

>Microhenrys watch TV in nondescript apartments

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>Gigalumens rub their cheeks together in greeting

>Microhenrys use the toilet at the dog track

>> No.3647025

>Exavolts tower over cities , assembling infrastructure

>Yottawebers mop up suds with a sandwich

>> No.3647034

>Exavolts churn and shriek and oil themselves

>Yoctowebers enjoy moustaches and have big thumbs

>> No.3647051

>Terateslas have been known to swallow star systems

>Nanomoles are the ranch-hands of ant farms

>> No.3647063

>Terateslas have black wings to blot out the sky

>Nanomoles have forceps on their biceps and a compound third eye

>> No.3647075

>Petapascals glide on a sunburnt horizon

>Microcuries struggle to find the meaning in life

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>> No.3647085

>Femtosiemens stare into the dark alleys between houses

>Decasieverts touchthe foreheads of their dead relatives

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its like im listening to a malkavian scientist...

>> No.3647089 [DELETED] 

>mfw this thread

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what is this I dont even

>> No.3647097

gogo anthropomorphic units of measures

>> No.3647102

>[SI prefix][SI unit]s [verb] [obscure object] [conflicting adverb]s

>> No.3647107

>Hectocoulombs dispense sermons from balconies

>Zeptohertz measures me for new pants

>> No.3647113

>Terabytes played Beethoven at your father's funeral

>Seconds of arc depend on the government for welfare

>> No.3647115

>Megahertz defeat people self esteem

>Gigajoules are used in high powered drills

>> No.3647129

>>3647102
Not entirely convinced you know what an adverb is

>> No.3647134

>Zettaluxen mine platinum from the rings of planets

>Centifarads idly rap their truncheons into their palms and whistle

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>Exaflops like to dress up as humans

>Millisieverts have no friends

>> No.3647214

>Decabecquerels have been the administrators of giant oyster farms for two centuries

>Micronewtons paddle boatloads of laundry up and down the canals

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>> No.3647254

>Gigatons eat steaks with a pair of knives

>Electron volts wash their hands before opening doors

>> No.3647288

>Kilokelvins print and publish instruction manuals

>Millicandelas breed in pillows and feed on ear wax

>> No.3647326

Miliangstroms walk through crunchy snow with knee-high boots

Petametres scrounge the forest floor for insects and fungi

>> No.3647330

>>3647326
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>Forgot greentext

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>a unit of measurement does something an animal would
>another unit of measurement does something an animal would when I do something mundane

but wait a minute, units of measurement are not animals, that's so whacky and zany!

oh you guys...

>> No.3647354

>>3647107
This made me laugh way harder than I should have.

>> No.3647360

>>3647343
/b/ beat you to the correct answer i think.

>Big thing does something dramatic.
>Smaller thing does something mundane.

>> No.3647364

>Hectohectares secrete a substance that oxidises worm skin

>Milliohms sell baubles down by the docks

>> No.3647377

>Yottagrams busk with miniature baritone saxophones on the streets of downtown Las Cruces, New Mexico

>Femtometers eat expired frozen dinners on antique porch benches

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>> No.3647410

>>3646917
>engineers guzzle cum

>christians watch in envy