/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3644198]

>Yfw someone says brontosaurus is their favorite dinosaur

[Anonymous No.3644221]

>2011
>not saying Ankylosaurus is your favourite dinosaur
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.3644239]

>2011

[Anonymous No.3644245]

>>3644198
Who the fuck says Brontosaurus anyway? Apatosaurus y'all

>2011
>Calling it a brontosaurus
>ISHYGDDT

[osthoro No.3644254]

Clearly, the Ultrasaurus is the best.

[Anonymous No.3644257]

>2011
>not having a deck of dinosaur battle cards

[Anonymous No.3644259]

>mfw someone says penguins arn't their favorite dinosaur

[Anonymous No.3644261]

>>3644245

Not calling them Bigger Littlefoots

[Anonymous No.3644266]

>>3644245
That's the point bro
I know I rage pretty hard when some ignorant fuck says that

[Anonymous No.3644268]

>>3644261
oops forgot my greentext/reaction image

>Not calling them Bigger Littlefoots

[Anonymous No.3644291]

>>3644257
>copypasta pokemon card with a dinosaur on it
>not just posting a dinosaur king card
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

[Anonymous No.3644303]

>>3644257
How the fuck is that gigantic sail-like necked tiny footed chiwawa resistant to wind?

[Anonymous No.3644305]

>>3644291
> implying there is a good card game that isn't V:TES

[Anonymous No.3644307]

>>3644303
Cause sauroposeidon used to eat giant rocks to help with digestion, and that made them super heavy.
>>3644291
No one makes sauroposeidon cards and they are obviously the strongest.

[Anonymous No.3644358]

>>3644307
>strongest
>preyed on by deinonychus
Also
>herbivore
>based on size alone
I don't exactly place blue whales as the pinnacle of mammalian evolution

[Anonymous No.3644367]

I think Charizard is the best dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.3644372]

>MFW I thought OP's picture was of two dinosaurs having sex
>mfw I want to know how dinosaurs have sex now.

[Anonymous No.3644380]

>>3644367
>implying Charizard isn't a lizard.

Ivysaur is a dinosaur. Charizard isn't. No dinosaurs had wings.

[Anonymous No.3644397]

Dimetrodon

[Anonymous No.3644407]

>>3644372
> lizards
> sex

[Anonymous No.3644420]

>>3644307
he's big, not strongest.

And he's not even THE biggest.

[Anonymous No.3644422]

>>3644380
>archeopteryx
>microraptor
>every single bird alive today

I understand what you're saying and it's an easy way to tell morons animals like pteranodons weren't dinosaurs
But it's fundamentally wrong to say that

[Anonymous No.3644436]

>>3644422
I didn't know microraptor had wings, but archaeopteryx is definitely a dinosaur, and a very interesting one infact.

[Anonymous No.3644451]

>>3644436
It had four actually

[Anonymous No.3644469]

>>3644372
Here's a picture
More for scientific purposes than rule 34
But hey, whatever gets you off bro

[Anonymous No.3644479]

>>3644436
archaeopteryx isn't considered a dinosaur by paleontologists.

[Anonymous No.3644496]

mfw this thread

[Anonymous No.3644501]

>>3644451
Did they jump off cliffs to glide or could they propel themselves upwards like archaeopteryx?

[Anonymous No.3644519]

>>3644479
Actually it's been reclassified recently
The Little archosaur now lies on the dinosaur side and isn't considered quite a "true" avian
Although even if it was a true avian it'd still be a dinosaur by ancestry
You don't grow out of ones ancestry
All birds are still basically theropod dinosaurs

[Chem !!cVYr12vX4l+ No.3644547]

>>3644479
As of the latest discoveries a couple of months ago, they do actually

[Anonymous No.3644563]

>>3644501
Not cliffs
But most likely trees
Oh and to add to my other post about the new reclassification of archeopteryx, it's also been questioned about wether or not the little dino could fly
It might not have

[Anonymous No.3644575]

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[Anonymous No.3644580]

>>3644519
>Yiiir nigger

[Anonymous No.3644588]

>2011
>Crocodile still alive.

Deal with it.

[Twilight Sparkle !BqcWNVdjXM No.3644631]

>>3644519
>>3644547
Interesting. I did not know this. I suppose the reclassification makes sense though, given what we know about dinosaurs and their genetic relation to birds.

[Anonymous No.3644637]

>>3644588
U mad crocodilians?

[Anonymous No.3644652]

hey athiestfags is macro evolution is real then how are there dinosaurs?
athiestfags -10
christians 1

[Anonymous No.3644665]

>yfw the chronological gap between a t-rex and a stegosaurus is larger than the gap between us (humans) and a t-rex

[Twilight Sparkle !wJ4ME5uaGA No.3644674]

Is there a way to see the fossils from digs?

[Anonymous No.3644714]

>>3644652
That doesn't even make any sense silly troll
But if each animal was created as a "kind" what kind is a dinosaur?

[Anonymous No.3644746]

>>3644665
>that feel when dinosaurs have successfully reigned over earth longer than humans have

[Anonymous No.3644879]

Bump for great justice

[Anonymous No.3644954]

mfw all birds are dinosaurs

monphyletic clade ftw

[Anonymous No.3644956]

>>3644954
*monophyletic

[Anonymous No.3644977]

>mfw a couple /sci/borgs keep up on the literature enough to know of the recent reassignment of Archaeopteryx.

[Anonymous No.3644981]

>apatosaurus
>not the superior brachiosaurus
>2011
wat

[Anonymous No.3644995]

>>3644981
Amphicoelias
Do I win?

[Anonymous No.3645004]

>>3644995
your holotype is missing sir, you LOSE!

[Anonymous No.3645018]

>>3645004
This is true
But just wait
JUST YOU WAIT
this fucker is thought to have outsize the blue whale isn't it?
Of course as you said, all we got for now is a vertebra
So....we wait

[Anonymous No.3645019]

ctrl+f diplodocus
>0 results

[Anonymous No.3645037]

>>3645018
we don't even have that vertebra, it got lost. All we have are drawings and maybe a picture.

still searching for it though. we found one once, we'll probably find another so long as it wasn't just a hoax.

[Anonymous No.3645046]

>mfw birds are the only surviving dinosaurs and no one likes them.

[Anonymous No.3645051]

>>3645046
problem?

[Anonymous No.3645053]

>>3645051
>posts a not-dinosaur

no problem

[Anonymous No.3645063]

>>3645037
Fuck I hope it's not a hoax
Call me biased but I'm really hoping for the title of largest living thing being held by a reptile instead of a mammal
Dear god if the estimates are correct this thing was a walking mountain

[Anonymous No.3645064]

>>3645046

[Anonymous No.3645069]

>>3645064
>another not-dinosaur

[Anonymous No.3645075]

>>3645064
>not even a fucking archosaur
Get your lizard ass out of here

[Anonymous No.3645114]

>>3645046
>dat pic
Fuck my sides
It makes me laugh and feel bad at the same time

[Anonymous No.3647053]

Bamp

[Anonymous No.3647064]

>Not Liopleurodon

[Anonymous No.3647084]

>>3644198

Okay, fuck OP. Where do you live?

I can so relate to this.

Ive spent considerable time and effort tracing the source of this brontosaurus meme fallout.

What I had uncovered is shocking, disgusting and sadly true.

Through inquiry and a little detective work along with a road map and a box of red pins, I was able to calculate the frequency density of this meme and managed to triangulate the epiccentre for this meme. I was surprised at first, but after some investigation, I was shocked to discover:

That the creationist museum now claims that the "giant beasts described in the bible" WERE BRONTOSAURUSES.

I was so fucking full of rage.

[None !nigahQOFWM No.3647114]

>>3647084
Win.

[Anonymous No.3647127]

>>3647084

http://www.creationists.org/dinosaurs-humans-coexisted-behemoth.html

>hurr durr

it gets better: humans coexisted with dinosaurs, making use of them fred flintstone style

[Anonymous No.3647131]

>>3647084
OP here
Oh god....that explains it all

[Anonymous No.3647135]

>>3647064
Not a dinosaur

[Anonymous No.3647156]

>ambulocetus

[Anonymous No.3647158]

This is an actual creationist giftshop.

The big brontosaurus shop shits out little tiny brontosaurus toys and merchandise that christfags lap up.

[Anonymous No.3647173]

>>3647158
>raised neck
>tail on the ground
It's like they enjoy being stupid...
Who would use the oldest and least correct model for their shit???
That is just....rage inducing