/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3639423]

>high school
>do pretty well academically, but socially withdrawn
>try out for lacrosse team to make friends, look good on college apps
>dickhead on team constantly makes fun of me, makes me feel like shit
>"fuck him, that dumb jock is going to be grilling burgers for the rest of his life"

>fast forward to college
>physics major, do decent, get social life, relatively happy
>go to MIT for guest lecture with some other students
>find out lax dickhead is going to MIT
>he's studying physics to, only he's got a 4.0 GPA and doing graduate level work
>he ends up fucking the only hot female physics student in my school. she friendzoned me a few weeks before
>mfw

[Anonymous No.3639442]

Should have broken his neck during practice while you had the chance. Stop crying, pussy.

[Anonymous No.3639444]

yeah contrary to fairy tales, life sucks

[Anonymous No.3639447]

you could have talked shit back to him(i learned this in elementary school/pre school), why are surprised smart people play sports too, must have grown up in a shitty town

youre only option is to start reading more 4chan(/fit/) to try to make yourself feel better, but its all in your head

have fun

[Anonymous No.3639463]

>lax dickhead monitors your thread

sage for non-vidya

[Anonymous No.3639468]

>>3639447
But guys that play sports or work out don't deserve to be intelligent, it's just not fair! D:

[Anonymous No.3639480]

copy-pasta.

saying this won't stop /sci/ from replying to the OP 200 times.

christ this board is stupid.

[Anonymous No.3639507]

Copypasta. Why do you post this so many times?

[Anonymous No.3639543]

>>3639507
>>3639423
Samefag

[Anonymous No.3639551]

MIT doesn't use 4.0 GPA. Sage for copypasta

[Anonymous No.3639553]

Stalepasta is stale.

[Anonymous No.3639589]

This was posted yesterday for fucks sake.