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science/math humor thread

You're in on a Friday night, might as well have a laugh

>> No.3633997

I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

>> No.3634010
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sure, why not :)

>> No.3634011

>reddit

>> No.3634016

>>3634010
>>3633952
someone explain these as in why the electron configurations are so funny.

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>MFW these threads.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

>> No.3634028

>>3634010
>le chemistry class
>le
>le

FUCK REDDIT

>> No.3634035

to get to the other side

>> No.3634039

why did the tachyon cross the road?

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>> No.3634054

>>3634028
>>3634011

I don't see you contributing any OC

>> No.3634072

>>3633952
F U Ca K?
Why not calcium and not carbon?

>> No.3634079

>>3634072
>>3634010
Why calcium*

>> No.3634106

>>3633952
Chem was never my strong suit. Is that in impossible uranium salt?

>> No.3634109

>>3634039
idk. must be something about time travel paradox

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>>3634035
>>3634039

chemtards cant understand the joke

>> No.3634124

>>3634035
>>3634039

>>3634109
nevermind i didn't see the first post

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Be gentle, here's some OC I came up with...yes i'm a chemfag lol

A chemist went to see a locksmith about fashioning a replacement key for his door. The key was made superbly and in record time. Unfortunately, the locksmith was called away elsewhere and ended up returning him the chelate.

>> No.3634169

>>3634143
explain?

>> No.3634175

>>3634143
The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here." A Tachyon walks into a bar.

>> No.3634184

How do you get a Biology major off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

>> No.3634193

It's not much fun to explain your own joke...:P

>>3634169
Learn what a Chelate is. 'Chelate' is pronounced like 'key late'.

Oh nvm. :P

>> No.3634204

A Neutrino walks through a bar.

>> No.3634252

>>3634193
Only by faggots. You fail at jokes.

>> No.3634270

>>3634106
I'm not a chemist, but a nuclear engineer. It's possible, it's sometimes gaseous and is used to transfer uranium after being refined into yellowcake. Pretty common in the industry, actually.

>> No.3634278

>>3634252
Who doesn't pronounce it chelate? Britfag here I thought it was standard.

>> No.3634284

Let epsilon be less than zero

>> No.3634288

You are now aware "To get to the other side" in the chicken joke actually means to kill itself to get to the next level of existance

>> No.3634305

>>3634278
if you pronunce it with a "ch" you're talking about a sex act

>> No.3634316

>>3634305
Just realised how retarded asking who doesn't pronounce chelate chelate.

It's key late here.

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>>3634288

holy shit

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heisenberg and schrodinger were in a car speeding down the highway when a cop pulls them over. He comes to the window and says:

>do you have any idea how fast you were going?

heisenberg replied:
>no but I can tell you exactly where I was.

Hearing this strange reply the cop decides to conduct a search of the car. After opening the trunk of the car he immediately returns to the front window where he startlingly asks:

>did you know there's a dead cat in your trunk?!

schrodinger then looks at him and says:

>well thanks, now I do.

>> No.3634341

>>3634305
>if you pronunce it with a "ch" you're talking about a sex act

As in "I got an engineer to chelate me last night after just one drink"

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a drunk marine challenges a room of famous physicsts to a knife fight but backs down when Dirac pulls out and h-bar.

>> No.3634384

What weapon can you make out of potassium, nitrogen, iodine, and iron?

>> No.3634396

>>3634384
A KNIFe!

>> No.3634399

>>3634384
poison

>> No.3634400

>>3634384
Sorry, that should be potassium, nickel, and iron.

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>>3634327

>> No.3634527

>>3634454

Oh lawdy.

Thats good.