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When will I be able to become a cyborg?

When will I be able to become immortal?

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>> No.3607909

soon!

>> No.3607920

>>3607910
Reddit is bad. Just bad. There are no lulz to be found there.

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>all these sites are yours
>except reddit,only faggots attempt to go there.

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>> No.3607957

You can become a cyborg now, although I'd not really recommend it. The tech is still behind replacing capacity, yet alone exceeding it. I imagine that'll change in about 5-10 years, though, given that we've gone from "steel rod and crutches" to "computer-assisted replacement systems" in about the same time.

Immortality? Well, immortality is defined by simply not dying. Even if your longevity could be extended indefinitely, there's always the possibility of you dying (such as being caught in a supernova). Just eat right and stay healthy and, who knows, you might just live long enough to see the super-longevity tech come to fruition.

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>>3607957
I saw some guy with a robotic hand that he controlled with his brain. Is that research/tech coming along nicely?

I imagine that, given the complexity of the human hand, replacing entire arms/legs would be easier, even.

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>>3607986
there are different issues to take care of. Proper balance of weight based on how someone walks is complicated to... 'program' in a bionic leg. Precision in movement is the objective in a bionic hand, and so on.

>> No.3608003

>>3607893
when you cease being a neckbread
ie, never

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>>3607893
>>3607910
>>3607946
>>3607971
>>3607986
>>3608025

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

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OH GOD HOW CAN THESE COMICS BE SO FUCKING BAD?!

Also sage as my post obviously has nothing to do with /sci/ence.

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I thought some scientists were close to conquering aging?

>> No.3608058

>>3608055
reddit, that's how

>> No.3608061

>reddit wants credit?
>anonymous joins reddit in droves
>as redditors, do raids and spread cp violations all over the place
>make reddit comics of it all
>reddit gets the credit

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made me puke

>> No.3608147

Reddit is to humor as Macarena is to music.

>> No.3608153

>>3608085
I don't really get it though, what subreddits are the ones who post these comics?
/r/programming doesn't post anything like this for example.

>> No.3608156

when nano-technology has become relevant in every corner of science.

Biology is a waste of time.
Nano-technology is the way forward.

>> No.3608161

>>3608153
That's probably because a programming board on any site will likely be more mature.

>> No.3608168

>>3608161
Well, my question wasn't as much as why these doesn't get posted on the programming subreddit but where they actually are posted.
Except the Fffuuu subreddit.

>> No.3608171

>>3608161
>>>/prog/

enjoy

>> No.3608179

>>3608156
I can barely wait to see the infinite power of nano augmentation.

>> No.3608192

>>3608156
>nanotechnology
Nigga please.
We can't into nano robots.
DNA manipulation is the way forward.

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>>3608192
>implying nanotechnology equals nanorobots

>> No.3608213

>>3608192
>Nanotechnology
>DNA manipulation
Pick two