[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/sci/ - Science & Math

View post   
File: 28 KB, 460x288, cow on roof.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR] No.3605061 [Reply] [Original]

I want to eat cow.
Is delicious.
But look at face, it say "no eat please."
You can clone cow meat without creating sentient organism?

>> No.3605073

hope so OP, tired of sing "moo sizzle sizzle"

>> No.3605072

not yet but they're working on it

>> No.3605084

IF WE CLONED OUR BEEF,
WOULD FARMERS RAISE FEWER COWS?

....WOULD COWS GO EXTINCT?

WHOOPS???

>> No.3605086

Yeah, there was a guy trying to create just the meat using stem cells, I believe.

>> No.3605093

you mean synthetic meat?

>> No.3605102

>>3605084
>WOULD FARMERS RAISE FEWER COWS?

Almost certainly.

>....WOULD COWS GO EXTINCT?

No. If nothing else, they'd still be everywhere in India.

>> No.3605103

you'd need to stimulate it to contract or it wouldn't become muscle, or at least wouldn't taste as nice. actually it might be veal. damn, let's do this.

>> No.3605107

I've been thinking about this for almost a decade. Not on the technical aspects, just thinking about how awesome it would be if we could mutilate the cow genome so some mama cow gives birth to a writhing mass of quickly regenerating, perfectly marbled steak that we could hook up to a sufficiently dense nutritional input system and torture it for all eternity.

>> No.3605110
File: 158 KB, 960x720, cowplease.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>> No.3605111
File: 13 KB, 300x300, 328707b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

SYNTHETIC MEAT, OH IF ONLY SUCH A THING EXISTED!

>> No.3605112

Does anyone have any documentation about the meat that was kind of like plant cells? I can't recall the specifics, but essentially it was meat plants grown in a lab.

>> No.3605117

>>3605112

>meatplants
>weirdestboner.jpg

>> No.3605118

>>3605112
The guy's name is Mark Post, at Maastricht University. You should be able to find some details in google.

>> No.3605116
File: 119 KB, 250x250, 1313609934056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>2011
>not eating tofu steak

>> No.3605125
File: 42 KB, 491x398, 1292991290642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>>3605112
>>3605112

>Meat plants

I'll take 20.

>> No.3605127

It should be possible in the near future, in vitro meat it is called.

Until then, I advocate a vegan lifestyle.

>> No.3605128

>>3605107

Take it easy fella.

I think this is totally possible. All you have to do is grow what is essentially giant muscles, and pump them/electrically stimulate them so they stay lean and good. Then chop it up and cook it up. No conscious mind, no messy ethical dilemma in the name of delicacy.

>> No.3605133

>>3605118

Cool, thanks man!

>> No.3605141

we could engineer the meatplants parts to resemble the human vagina and sell them for mad profits.

>> No.3605162

>>3605111

That's imitation meat, not synthetic meat.

>> No.3605220

>>3605162

ur imitation meat.

>> No.3605222

there was an article in scientific american i read, here's the link to it but you can't read it unless you log in. might give you a starting point to research though.

http://www.nature.com/scientificamerican/journal/v304/n6/full/scientificamerican0611-64.html

basically they can produce sheets of tissue and stimulate them with electric impulses to provide texture etc, but only homogeneous meat products (eg sausages) can currently be manufactured. the goal is to make steak like chunks.

>> No.3605241

Did they try to grow bones along with muscles to shape them right ?

>> No.3605265

>>3605241
Bonsai cow?

>> No.3605266

>>3605141
It would sell better if they resembled dolphin vaginas.