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Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star

>> No.3599517

I lol'd

>> No.3599522
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Hey Faggots.

My name is Jupiter and all of you are jelly of me. All of you terrestrial planets are small, puny chunks of rock who spend every second of their day looking at the sun. You are everything bad in the solar system. Honestly, have any of you ever captured any satellite? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of planets because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of sunspots.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the largest planet in the solar system with fucking awesome thunderstorms. I also got 63 satellites, and have a banging hot neighbor (She just passed at 3.5AU from my orbit; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just get swallowed by a black hole. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitches

>> No.3599528

>>3599504
If you are black, how come you don't speak ebonics?

>> No.3599537

>>3599504
>Neutron star
>solar flare

NOPE

>> No.3599542

>mass-less, carbon based life forms
>mass-less
>carbon

Well, that and the solar flare bit ruined it for me, but overall pretty good.