/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3590443]

[Anonymous No.3590460]

>2174
>posting on /sci/
>I'd like to believe that you guys don't do things like that

[Anonymous No.3590472]

>Man has just risen up from the ashes of World War X
>New medieval age occurs; dragons exist because of nuclearized lizards from the war

It will be beautiful

[Anonymous No.3590479]

Did you know? I heard people 160 years ago used to store food in plastic containers and wash their hands with soap.

Seriously? Haha wow, no wonder they only lived to be 85. Didn't they realize that shit would give them cancer?

[Anonymous No.3590475]

So who wants to come with me wingflying over Valles Marineris next rotation?

[osthoro No.3590704]

It is now the year:

40,000

[Anonymous No.3590720]

>>3590479
>he stores his food in restructured fecal matter

[Anonymous No.3590734]

>>3590479

What's even worse, some even stored pseudoplastic tomato paste within refrigeration units.

[Anonymous No.3590758]

It's now the year 2040.

[Anonymous No.3590759]

>2174
>still measures time with archaic units like years instead of planck time
>time measurement epoch still based on "religion"

[Anonymous No.3590761]

>be 2174
Immortality is near. Interstellar travel is near. Colonization of Mars is near. Capitalism vs Communism vs Socialism debate tomorrow at 26:00

SINGULARITY IS NEAR!

[Anonymous No.3590955]

343 years until Firefly.

[Anonymous No.3591142]

I'm 188 years old. Actually, I'm dead. Wishing I'd have live during this time :)

[Anonymous No.3591147]

has ep 3 been announced yet?

[Anonymous No.3591241]

AI has surpassed humans in every way. Humans now only exist as research subjects for robots to gain the last bit of human thought potential before they are wiped out for good.

[Anonymous No.3591270]

Eliezer Yudkowsky made a "Friendly AI" that made him grand overlord of Earth. He sits on a throne made of skulls, while his AI makes giant cheesecakes to oppress the population.

[Radical Transhumanist !HS.JQMD0cY No.3591309]

>be 2174
>be a deformed bulb of cells in some life-extending machine connected with various complicated machines and computers
>assume control over satellite controlled self-impersonating robots
>still posting on 4chan
>'living' the dream

[Anonymous No.3591315]

>>3591147
Nope, but Left 4 Dead 21 came out, and Team Fortress 3: Hat Edition is coming out in November.

[Anonymous No.3591358]

>>3591309
i loled so incredibly hard

[Anonymous No.3591386]

>engorged half AI brain
>installed several hundred penises and robot arms
>also, virtual penises
>absorb doujins from around the world and process them in parallel with my huge brain
>masturbating at the speed of light

[Conservative Transhumanist !FuckYouRT No.3591390]

>2174
>Bulb of cells
>Living the draem
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

[Anonymous No.3592590]

>>3591386

Weabooseverywhere.jpg

[Anonymous No.3592622]

>Live life connected to a virtual reality
>I am Superman in this virtual reality
>programmed it so I don't actually know it's a virtual world.
>mfw I am Superman.

[Anonymous No.3592638]

>use nanites to nanoaugment my body so I can easily use a machine that manipulates matter on a sub-atomical level
>create AI that controls all communications on earth
>upload my consciousness and merge with the AI
>I am god

[Anonymous No.3592641]

These threads have lost their charm after Duke Nukem Forever was released.

[Anonymous No.3592646]

>>3592622

>mfw you're still a Nigger

[Anonymous No.3592653]

>>3592638

yes of course, your the only person on the planet with access to nanotechnology and can some how magically control all communications of the future because obviously things to stop that wouldn't exist.

stupid cunt.

[Anonymous No.3592655]

>>3592641

This

But in the year 2174, we know Duke Nukem was lost in the records of history and recreated.

We're obviously waiting for Duke Nukem: Forever to be released

[Anonymous No.3592656]

>>3592646

[Anonymous No.3592668]

>>3592653
I was only trying to reference deu-

oh fuck it. ur a fag lol

[Anonymous No.3592683]

>Living in Kalamath area of Oregon
>helped construct Arroyo
>Trying to get by in a post-nuclear wasteland

[Anonymous No.3592690]

>>3592683
I just hope we don't nuke ourselves back to the stone age in 2077.

[Anonymous No.3592692]

>2174
>Waging battle for civilization against remaining religious savages as they storm our arcologies
>Screaming apelike horde has surrounded my squad on a mountainside
>The sky is red with embers as my home arcology burns
>Their sinewy, muscular, feral looking platoon leader has torn the powered armor from my body and clutches me by the neck
>I savor the look of panic in his eyes as I draw a concealed drillsword and plunge it into his ribcage
>The whine of the drill motor is drowned out by his final howls of pain as the drillblade wraps his guts around it
>Feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.3592699]

>>3592690

No worries the American Government has sent Vertibirds to aide us!

[Anonymous No.3592700]

>>3592692
>ribcage
>guts

Now of course it's 2174 but shouldn't a feral savage have a standard anatomy?

Also, you suck if you have firearms and powerarmor and almost get beaten by a savage.

[Anonymous No.3592701]

The rest of the world might be as described in this thread, but...

[Anonymous No.3592710]

>>3592700

But if those savages got a hold of the experimental focused emp gun, or pulse gun, your power armor is worthless

[Anonymous No.3592709]

>>3592700

>Up into ribcage through stomach
>Savages are 8 feet tall and built like gorillas
>Why are you arguing semantics and not suiting up for battle

[Anonymous No.3592713]

>>3592692

The song in my head as I read this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo

[Anonymous No.3592717]

>>3592710
>2174
>not hardening and shielding your electronics

[Anonymous No.3592719]

>>3592717
>2174
>not using the prototype pulse gun that was specially designed to bypass this shielding

[Anonymous No.3592722]

>>3592717

Its all tech thats 200 years old... and there was no reason to shield it because the only reason to was experimental at the time human advancement ceased

[Anonymous No.3592730]

>>3592722
> human advancement ceased
I reject this premise

[Anonymous No.3592731]

>>3592692
Silly kids and your vidya games. Get back to work, the next drone ship is due for Jupiter orbit insertion in 20 minutes and that fusion fuel won't scoop itself... at least the drone won't do it without your supervision.

You can always go relax in the sex-dome after work. Get cracking, we're only at 68% fuel reserves and we're due for a rush of torch ship arrivals in 3 days.

[Anonymous No.3592740]

>>3592730
by 2077 the destructive nature of man will be able to sustain itself no longer.

[Anonymous No.3592742]

>>3592730

You're right technically the Enclave still was advancing forms of Power Armor. However, there was no need to reinforce against EMP as there is no known EMP weaponry

[Anonymous No.3592771]

>>3592740
>by 2077 the destructive nature of man will be able to sustain itself no longer.
hurrr
Global population will already have gone into decline by then.

[Anonymous No.3592774]

>>3592742
And the luddites went out of their way to acquire, understand, and repair ancient tech? Not very plausible.

[Anonymous No.3592779]

>>3592771

But with the ever increasing demands by growing nations such as china and India for diminished natural resources tensions come to a head

[Anonymous No.3592788]

>>3592774

This is true. Which is why only groups who had ties to the military before the fall of civilization know how to use the armor.

[Anonymous No.3592821]

>>3592779
It won't come to a full-scale war, if you ask me. Our trade relationships are too important.

However, if peak oil is bad enough that the global economy dies anyway.... but I don't think that's the case.

[Anonymous No.3592845]

>>3592821

Well it turns out the reason America isn't drilling for oil in Alaska wasn't for the polar bears; no they knew that the rest of the world would run out of oil and they'd be the only ones left.

China decides to invade Alaska to take the oil for themselves. Americans invent power armor and kick Chinese ass. Someone launches the first nuke, possibly aliens who knows, and the world ends in 8 minutes

[Anonymous No.3592864]

>>3592845
Except you're wrong, it will not end, it will merely be the prologue for another bloody chapter in man's history.

[Anonymous No.3592865]

>be 2011
>think people will think they will want to live in virtual reality
>play video games 24/7 in present time and still see why this is retarded

[Anonymous No.3592871]

>>3592864

Very true. Let me rephrase, The world is reset in 8 minutes.

[Anonymous No.3592873]

>mfw this thread became a huge fallout reference
>mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.3592877]

Hey, /sci/.
Remember in 2011 when people actually died from old age?
Must have sucked.

[Anonymous No.3592876]

>>3592873
should have used boonewithdeathclawsidontgiveafuck.jpg

[Anonymous No.3592884]

>>3592873

>mfw mission accomplished

[Anonymous No.3592893]

>>3592865

The thing is that we're more likely to end up in a fallout world than any of these other. We are bound to nuke ourselves someday.

[Anonymous No.3592917]

>>3592893

[None !NViDiAnORk No.3592918]

>2174
>Human interplanetary was has just been ended
>Everybody gets re-established
>More new habitable planets discovered

Nothing new here.

[Anonymous No.3592924]

>>3592917

You care to honestly tell me that there isn't going to be some sort of nuke exchange at some point in the future?

[Anonymous No.3592960]

>>3592924
are you implying all modernized well off countries leaders know less than you

irag and iran should have used those wmds

[SAGEGOESINALLFIELDS No.3593056]

Tumbleweeds
EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.3593084]

Sing-u-lar-i-teeeeeee
(You should hear that word in your head sung to the tune of Sanitarium)
SING! YOU! LARITY!!!
SING! YOU! LARITY!!!
SING! YOU! LARITY!!!

[Anonymous No.3593092]

>>3592700

genetically modified savage so actually he doesn't

[Anonymous No.3593105]

>2174
>AI now far outweights human intelligence
>Humanity is terminated due to being irrelivant
Peace at last.

[Anonymous No.3593115]

Shit man 2174 is a great year, Duke Nukem Forever 2 just came out

[Anonymous No.3594048]

>>3593056
so true

[Anonymous No.3594089]

in 2174, the peaceful and scientifically-driven human race, makes it's first alien contact. how did this happen? the human race finally started listening to me, because i have it all figured out.

[Anonymous No.3594136]

>2174
>dolphins have evolved to walk on land
>dolphin gangs stalk around raping helpless women
>human men stalk around raping helpless dolphins
>with 14-inch-long dongs
>mfw

[Anonymous No.3594142]

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