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>download public domain ebooks, website templates and wallpapers
>make packs of them
>sell on trading forums
>repeat
>???
>infinite profit!

>> No.3579062

>buying software and data
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>> No.3579078

>>3579062
Download, don't buy. Public domain is legally free.

>> No.3579084

>>3579078
I'm talking about those who buy your packs

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>>3579084
How did the saying go?
"There's a prospective customer born every minute."
-P. T. Barnum

>> No.3579189

Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

>> No.3579192

>>3579189

>Sell fishing lessons
>take all the fish from ocean so they can't catch any
>they come back for more lessons
>you end up selling him fish anyway cause he can't catch any
>??????????
>PROFIT!

>> No.3579204

>>3579192
So you not only have your cake and eat it, you also have their cake, which you first sold them, and then you sell it to them again, but you also had them make the cake themselves in the first place..

>> No.3579212

>>3579204
But that's nothing new. That's just standard business practice.

>> No.3579215

>>3579204

>implying you didn't get the metaphor

explanation:

>roody poo attends college, pays 100k (learn to catch fish)
>cant find job because he's pathetic(can't catch any)
>finds burger king and applies and spends his money on rent/food(buys the fish)
>dies

>> No.3579216

>Sell fishing lessons
"Catch whales in your garden pond with this wierd old housewife trick!"
"Newly discovered exploit in fish psychology makes you a grandmaster fisher!"
"Secret of fishing industry revealed in this video course for only $14,99!*"
*$14,99 buys you the 10 minute intro trailer, additional 20 hours of assclown-posing-as-expert video availible for $200/minute.

Did i miss any?

Seriously the people found on the trading forums are the same as those found in the banking system, cash vampires that sell hot air

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>>3579204
It's too early in the morning for this.

>> No.3579303

>>3579216
>"Catch whales in your garden pond with this wierd old housewife trick!"

I lol'ed so hard at this, I see another fucking housewife-secret BS every time I check my email.