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A super magic wizard appears in front of you. He says you can become an unprecedented genius in any area of study that exists in the world. You have 10 seconds to consider it - what area would you become an instant genius in to improve the world for today's and the future's generations?

Personally, I'd pick Biology.

>> No.3572262
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>>3572259
HEY THAT WAS MY ANSWER TOOO

>> No.3572264
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>biology

>> No.3572266

>Biology

Canttelliftrollorjustreallystupid.jpg

Oh, wait, I can, you're nothing more than a silly troll.

>> No.3572269

being a super magic wizard

>> No.3572270

>>3572259
all posts after this have been trolled softly

>> No.3572271

>>3572266
The question still stands.

>> No.3572278
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>>3572259
Theology.

>> No.3572281

I'd pick wizard question answering. Cause apparently we're in a world where magic wizards show up all the time with bizarre time limits on their questions.

>> No.3572285

spoogenics

>> No.3572288

>>3572271
Computer Science.

>> No.3572295
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Psychology.

>> No.3572298

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2NsVKRR5NE&feature=related

>> No.3572301

>>3572281
Why not just go with magic wizardry? since apparently being a magic wizard means you can grant knowledge of anything.

>> No.3572303

I'd pick physics.

>> No.3572321

mathematics

>> No.3572355

I'm seeing a lot of people choosing fields like mathematics, physics, etc. So i'm gonna go ahead and assume you're all pussy ass white boys.

I'd choose Psychology so I can get inside the minds of white people and develop a strategy to fight back oppression against African-Americans and black people in general, maybe i'd succumb to being drunk with power and start controlling the minds of people that aren't black, but that discussion is kinda off limits, since it's racist to some degree.

>> No.3572363 [DELETED] 

>>3572355
>Mentions psychology on /sci/
>Implying niggers aren't stupid

>> No.3572371

>>3572363
Oh, you little rascal.

Fucking children should get off their computers, are your parents supervising your computer usage?

>> No.3572374

An area of study? Science.

Duh.

>> No.3572378

I PICK AI!

Oh, shit, I'm already an unprecedented genius in that field. Drat, I've wasted my one wish!!

>> No.3572380
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Mathematics
- Pic related

>> No.3572385 [DELETED] 

>>3572371
>Hates niggers
>Must be child

>> No.3572388

>>3572259

Philosophy

Would be amazing.

>> No.3572392

medicine

>> No.3572400

>>3572385
Exactly.

>> No.3572420

>>3572303

>> No.3572427

[x]300k starting

Only good answer.

>> No.3572483

>>3572355
>Psychology
>reading minds

Oh boy, I remember when I was 12.

>> No.3572498

Ufology. With this info I would troll /x/ with so much misinformation that they would never EVER be able to truly understand what their bodies crave.

I fucking hate you /x/, but we should sex.

>> No.3572501

Artificial Intelligence.

Good riddance, humanity.

>> No.3572508

Finance (social science is science fuckers). That way I can manipulate stock markets as much as I wish.

>> No.3572521

Molecular biology.

>> No.3572526

Economics.

>> No.3572541

>>3572526
I would consider this too.

Large fortunes can be made both with Finance and Economics.

>> No.3572559

>>3572541

yeah, but i'd like to find a way to avoid shit like people in somalia starving while other people in usa dont pay taxes, despite they gain in one year what a person in colombia does in its entire life.

>> No.3572670

Language.

Fuck improving the world. I just want the best deals on underage hookers.

>>3572355
Protip: In general, white people don't really give a shit about race anymore. If you quit bringing it up, the issue will go away.

>> No.3572695

AI. I want my robot butlers, goddammit!

>> No.3572709

>>3572380
>implying mathematics isn't applied logic

>> No.3572714 [DELETED] 

>>3572355

>only with wizardry could your inferior nigger brain ever get you to the top of any field

Feels good to be master race :)

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Artificial intelligence.

We must hasten post-scarcity.

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Chemistry, so that I can make the purest meth around.

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>>3572725
That picture can't be real, surely.

>> No.3572731

Psychology. I'd use the knowledge to form and disperse perfect memes that result in me ruling the world.

>> No.3572747

Why is the fat goth chick giving me such a boner?

>> No.3572751

>>3572730

It's the character "Walther White" of the series Breaking Bad. He's a chemistry teacher cooking a lot of pure meth.

Google that shit!

>> No.3572772

>>3572730
Seeing as Valve has to release EP3 before HL3, nope.

>> No.3572775

Geology because fuck that I'm not changing fields when I love the one I'm in.

>> No.3572781

>>3572259
political science, I will rule the world.

>> No.3572783

>>3572772
EP3 is now HL3.

>> No.3572817

Seeing as most things are derivations of other things, I pick logic. That makes me a genius in every area of study, right?

>> No.3572829

neuroscience, i would be able to control other individuals

>> No.3572846

Medicine, all specialties.

Kthnxbai

>> No.3572870

gonna have to say biology. that gives you immense knowledge in the subject and everything it encompasses (medicine, bioengineering, neuroscience, etc). biochemistry would also be in there so you'd get spillover knowledge of chemistry

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>>3572259
>Area of study
>Area

The universe.

>> No.3572934

>>3572817
Not even close

>> No.3572940

>>3572930

>vector of study

>> No.3572948

>>3572940
From point A to Point B which passes through every single particle in the universe.

>> No.3572964

>>3572259

AI

Create friendly robot to teach me all science.

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Mathematics
insta-wizard in all subject even remotely based on the scientific principles

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