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3565982 No.3565982 [Reply] [Original]

Corporations are people, the question is what race are they?

>> No.3565987
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3565987

>> No.3565991

jewish

>> No.3565994

Pacific islander

>> No.3565995

Well they compulsively steal and commit violence at the slightest provocation. They're innately self-serving, but unable to plan for the future at all, instead always taking the short-term gain no matter how devastating the long-term consequences are for everyone, including them.

They never learn, they have no compassion, and the world would be better off without them.

Clearly, then, they're white

>> No.3565998

Mormon

>> No.3566005

robber barons

>> No.3566007

>>3565995
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? White people are the only ones who ever worried about the future ever.

>> No.3566015

>>3566005
thats not a race thats an occupation dumbass

>> No.3566018

>>3566015
So is being in a corporation dumbass.

>> No.3566022

>>3565982
Sociopaths.

>> No.3566032

inb4 soylent green is people

>> No.3566043

The master race.

I just had to write.

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>> No.3566056

>give basic rights to a business
>deny basic rights to two adults who want to get married

Stay classy Republicunts.

>> No.3566063

>>3566056

Id like to see any two corporations get married, regardless of geneder.

>> No.3566085

>>3565982

Not people, simply made up by, and run by people. Just like the government.

>>3566056

> you have a right for gubbmint to recognize your contractual obligation with another

nope.jpg

>> No.3566090

Jews obviously.

>> No.3566094

>>3566085
troll/10

>> No.3566099

OP's question is so brilliantly satirical I hope it ends up on the Colbert Report.

>> No.3566118

>>3566085

>you have a right for gubbmint to recognize your contractual obligation with another

You're joking right?

>Liberty

Oh it's just you. Still missing /new/, I see. Clinging on to whatever tiny bit of political shit-throwing is left.

>> No.3566122

>>3566118

I have never posted on /new/.

>> No.3566130

Ultra-Uber-Whites