/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3537846]

Omegle spy question thread.

Time to measure the intellectual prowess of the internet.

Post it all.

[Anonymous No.3537852]

Question to discuss:
if x = 0, then f(x) = 0. otherwise f(x) = 1 + f(x-1). What is f(10)?

Stranger 2: Is iw a number between 1 and 10?

Stranger 2: it*

Stranger 2: Because if not, I can't be assed

Stranger 1: XD

Stranger 2: Do your own damn homework, kid

Stranger 2: pay attention in class

Stranger 2: stay in school

Stranger 2: drink your milk

Stranger 2: don't do drugs

Stranger 1: I've been waiting for one of those "the train leaves the station and takes x amount of time to get from station A to B. Station C is three times as far away from A as B. If the train left station B at midday, when will it complete the route? Assume A, B and C are a continous loop." questions.

Stranger 2: you had a prepared response?

Stranger 1: By the way, Watcher, if you need math help/answers, go to Wolframalpha.com. As far as I can tell, though, your question is redundant.

Stranger 1: Nope, just been waiting for a silly wordy math-type question like that.

Stranger 2: It helps to have somethig waiting in the wings

Stranger 2: I've got:

Stranger 2: I N C E P T I O N

Stranger 2: More useful than you'd think

Stranger 1: I had a good one earlier. Someone asked the question "how many dicks does it take to fill an ass?" and I said "You're the arse, you tell me." It was classic.

Stranger 2: Well done

Stranger 1: Omegle makes for ninja retorts.

Stranger 2: Training for the venom-tongued

Stranger 1: Hells yeah.

Stranger 2: Well happy hunting

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3537863]

the answer is 37

[Anonymous No.3537877]

Question to discuss:
if x = 0, then f(x) = 0. otherwise f(x) = 1 + f(x-1). What is f(10)?

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 1: let me think

Stranger 2: uh oh

Stranger 2: ok, so

Stranger 2: f(x) is one more than the one before

Stranger 2: therefore f(10) = 10

Stranger 2: I win

Stranger 1: jesus

Stranger 2: whut? :O

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 2: hm?

Stranger 1: why the fuck is it 10

Stranger 2: ok look

Stranger 2: f(1) = 1+f(0)

Stranger 2: therefore f(1) = 1

Stranger 2: since f(0) = 0

Stranger 2: f(2) = 1 + f(1)

Stranger 2: f(2) = 1 + 1

Stranger 1: got it

Stranger 2: so its recursive

Stranger 1: awesome

Stranger 1: thank you

Stranger 2: sup strangerbro?

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 1: ;D

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.3537896]

Oh well

[Anonymous No.3537902]

What the fuck am I reading.

[Anonymous No.3537914]

>ITT: People really are retarded

Question to discuss:
if x = 0, then f(x) = 0. otherwise f(x) = 1 + f(1-x). What is f(10)?

Stranger 1: 10

Stranger 1: already figured it out bro.

Stranger 1: you suck.

Stranger 2: well sorry

Stranger 1: no, you go ahead

Stranger 2: i'm not in precalc yet

Stranger 1: lets see your reasoning

Stranger 1: its not precalc

Stranger 1: simple recursive logic

Stranger 1: whats f(1)?

Stranger 1: f(1) = 1 + f(0)

Stranger 1: f(0) = 0

Stranger 1: f(1) = 1

Stranger 1: f(2) = 1 + f(1)

Stranger 1: f(2) = 1 + 1

Stranger 1: f(2) = 2

Stranger 1: ...

Stranger 2: i respect people who can do math that fast.... i'm just not one of them

Stranger 1: f(10) = 10

Stranger 2: i need to wright stuff out if i want to solve it

Stranger 1: mhm

Stranger 2: じゃね〜

Stranger 2 has disconnecte

[Anonymous No.3537927]

Question to discuss:
What happens if you drop a pen on the moon?
Stranger 1: you drop it
Stranger 2: It floAts
Stranger 2 has disconnected
> oh well

[Anonymous No.3537931]

Question to discuss:
78 is 15% of what number?

Stranger 2: knowing answer...won't tell ya

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[Anonymous No.3537932]

Question to discuss:
If you drop a pen on the Moon, what happens to the pen?

Stranger 1: it floats away

Stranger 2: Okay. this is dumb as fuck

Stranger 2: WHY IS OMEGLE DOING THIS

Stranger 1: hi

Stranger 1: i like cheese

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 2: Thats nice.

Stranger 1: the game

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3537934]

Question to discuss:
Is supersonic faster than hypersonic?
Stranger 2: no
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[Anonymous No.3537945]

Question to discuss:
78 is 15% of what number?

Stranger 2: Ehmm

Stranger 2: No idea

Stranger 1: i'm to stupid for that question

Stranger 2: Well damn

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3537947]

One question. I know how to go about the process of actually asking the question, but how do you become one of the people who get asked questions? It says, "The strangers volunteer to be watched." So I assume there's somewhere to go for it.

[Anonymous No.3537952]

>Only mildly retarded

Question to discuss:
Leibniz or Newton's Differentiation Notation?

Stranger 1: Both have their uses

Stranger 2: Im contipated.

Stranger 2: Constipated*

Stranger 1: Generally Leibniz's is easier but it depends on what you're doing

Stranger 2: Thought you should know

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3537956]

>>3537947
1. Enter regular 'text' mode
2. Have 3-6 regular conversation of at least 10 lines
3. At the end of one of those a blue box will pop up at the bottom of the screen asking you whether you'd like to volunteer
4. Click 'check it out'
5. ????
6. PROFIT!

[Anonymous No.3537968]

Question to discuss:
Religion vs Science
Stranger 1: scinece
Stranger 2: science catches up to religeon
Stranger 1: im an atheist
Stranger 2: Jew here
Stranger 1: man invented god
Stranger 2: what defines G-d?
Stranger 1: what country you from?
Stranger 2: Israel
Stranger 1: fuckin yid scum
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: freedom for palestine
Stranger 2: spoken as a true idiot
Stranger 1: you fuckin cunt
Stranger 2: i bet you love getting butt fucked by the pals
Stranger 1: dont call me an idiot you filthy fuckin jew
Stranger 2: I bet you enjoyed watching them celebrate and pass out candy during 9/11
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3537969]

>>3537956
I want to lessen the retarded factor a bit so there will be some who don't lose hope for humanity. Except all I'm getting is "Is your sister hot? Rate 1-10"

Onwards!

[Anonymous No.3537978]

>>3537931
The answer is 520
>2011
>not knowing percents
>please don't do this.

[Anonymous No.3537979]

>>3537969
I tried it already.
You'll be quickly despaired by the rapid disconnection by the other retard you're talking to when it comes to elaborate questions.

Pisses me off to write a 40 letter response only to be disconnected upon writing the 36th

[Anonymous No.3537988]

>Fucking hell

Question to discuss:
How many astronomical units is the sun from earth?

Stranger 2: 3

Stranger 1: ehh

Stranger 1: 80.000 lightyears

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3537989]

I decided to answer a question...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
say something random and ill give you a cookie, yes? <--theres my question (also REDDIT)

Stranger: cookir

You: I LIEK CHEES

Stranger: chhhhehehes

Stranger: argargargargarga

You: NATRIUM!

You: ALL CAPS GIOEQWGJQEOÖI

You: good enough?

Stranger: DAMMIT CAP LOCKS U STOLE MY FUCKING TACO

Stranger: i beat u

You: no u didnt

Stranger: ya id dididididididid

You: nope

Stranger: trolololololoololo

Stranger: lolololo

Stranger: tollolo

You: yeah that's real mature, funny and fresh

Stranger: thanx broseph

You: you're welcome

You: wonder what our alien overlord thinks about this conversation

You: hello alien overlord!

You: ♥♥♥

Stranger: hes probablly whacking off to our random convo

You: :(

Stranger: just sayin

You: how can you be sure that it's a "he"?

Stranger: jst kiddin over lod <3 <3 <3

You: maybe the overlord is a she and she's schlicking

Stranger: oh

Stranger: buh bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or switch to text

[Anonymous No.3537997]

>Dumbfags

Question to discuss:
if x = 0, then f(x) = 0. otherwise f(x) = 1 + f(1-x). What is f(10)?

Stranger 1: 10

Stranger 2: Its a never ending loop

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[Anonymous No.3537999]

Question to discuss:
Name one piece of evidence for evolution
Stranger 1: There is none
Stranger 2: There is none. We see micro evolution all the time but macro evolution is impossible, you can not turn one species of animal into another animal. A frog can never become a bird, etc...
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538003]

Question to discuss:
Name on piece of evidence for evolution

Stranger 2: >implying evolution is real

Stranger 1: ehh

Stranger 1: I'm a christian, so I don't believe in it either

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538023]

>>3537999

[Anonymous No.3538027]

Question to discuss:
Why are Americans so dumb?

Stranger 2: thanks :(

Stranger 1: so insulting

Stranger 2: ahah right?

Stranger 2: but i admit

Stranger 2: americans are quite dumb

Stranger 2: sometimes

Stranger 1: so are cats

Stranger 2: ahah

Stranger 2: cats?

Stranger 1: cats are dumb too

Stranger 1: i mean if u dont feed one they run away

Stranger 2: and find their own food.

Stranger 1: yes some place else

Stranger 1: thats so dumb

Stranger 1: im american

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538032]

Question to discuss:
How many astronomical units is the sun from earth?

Stranger 1: 9372864987623582365923623975629

Stranger 2: a few

Stranger 1: nevermind

Stranger 1: a few

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 2: nice answer

Stranger 1: (:

Stranger 2: haha :)

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538035]

>lol
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If cos^2 + sin^2= 1 Prove that 1+tan^2= cosecant ^2

Stranger 1: because 1+tan^2 is a nigger

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538041]

Question to discuss:
Why are Americans so dumb?

Stranger 1: because

Stranger 2: i dont know!

Stranger 1: the government tricked us

Stranger 2: ENGLAND ALL THE WAY!

Stranger 1: but im with the govnm. so..

Stranger 1: yeah illuminati

Stranger 1: :P

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538050]

>This went well

Question to discuss:
How many astronomical units is the sun from earth?

Stranger 2: To many to count

Stranger 1: who wants to give me a blowjob

Stranger 2: Ok

Stranger 1: how do you do your blowjobs

Stranger 2: With my mouth

Stranger 1: like whats your technique

Stranger 2: I just go for it

Stranger 1: can i cum in your mouth

Stranger 2: Go for it

Stranger 1: im going to choke you a little with my dick fyi

Stranger 2: Not big enoug

Stranger 2: enough*

Stranger 1: i have a 9 inch dick

Stranger 2: Not big enough

Stranger 1: can i fuck your tits

Stranger 2: I'm a dude

Stranger 1: im a trani

Stranger 2: If we wanna get technical I'm a hermaphrodite

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538052]

Question to discuss:
Why is Europe so superior the United States?

Stranger 1: Because

Stranger 2: hmmm

Stranger 1: We're not as fat

Stranger 2: america won and englind lost

Stranger 2: nuff said

Stranger 1: England is only a small part

Stranger 2: england*

Stranger 1: Also their empire was bigger so...

Stranger 2: and they still lost...

Stranger 2: just makes it sadder

Stranger 2: heh

Stranger 1: Anyway euros are hotter

Stranger 1: so that settles it

Stranger 2: meh,im not always in the mood for bush

Stranger 1: USA has like a total of 500 hot people, and they're all famous for it

Stranger 2: not if your into bbws

Stranger 2: heh heh

Stranger 1: Well

Stranger 1: I'm not

Stranger 2: then you sir are missing out

Stranger 1: I don't mind chubby

Stranger 1: but obese is just gross

Stranger 2: more cushin for the pushin

Stranger 1: I'm mostly joking BTW

Stranger 1: My sister in law is a fat american

Stranger 1: and she's great

Stranger 2: butttt so ya, england lost usa won bu byeeeee

Stranger 2: id do her

Stranger 1: hah

Stranger 2: k thx bye

Stranger 1: She's married you know!

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538067]

Question to discuss:
Why is Pluto no longer a planet?

Stranger 2: people don't like Pluto

Stranger 1: hi

Stranger 2: It is a planet, just not one we take into consideration

Stranger 2: There are millions of planets out there that we don't consider to be in our solar system.

Stranger 1: m/f?

Stranger 2: Pluto is now one of them because it is thought of as being too far away

>mfw not a single person could actually explain even a single reason why Pluto was demoted. Most just kept calling it too small.

[Anonymous No.3538241]

Question to discuss:
Let X be a uniformly distributed real random variable between 0 and 1, what is the probability that X=0.41?

Stranger 2: 1/100.

Stranger 2: I think

Stranger 1: Yeah.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538250]

Question to discuss:
Why is Europe so superior the United States?

Stranger 1: Um...

Stranger 2: because we care about each other here

Stranger 1: Well I see it this way...

Stranger 1: Europe is like a diesel engine

Stranger 1: Takes a while to get started

Stranger 1: But when its on, it keeps going and going...

Stranger 1: And its fuel efficiency is superior :)

Stranger 1: Usa is more like..

Stranger 1: A bottle rocket.

Stranger 1: Or a firecracker.

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: where are you from?

Stranger 1: Canada :)

Stranger 1: Still close enough to Europe, that we're not American ;)

Stranger 2: you're the scandinavians of america ;)

Stranger 1: (Not geographically of course)

Stranger 1: Exactly!

Stranger 1: Where are you from?

Stranger 2: And i'm scandinavian, so high five to you

Stranger 1: *high five*

Stranger 2: i'm danish

Stranger 1: Ahh. You're a great dane :)

Stranger 2: hah yea

Stranger 1: Trolololol

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538267]

Question to discuss:
Let X be a uniformly distributed real random variable between 0 and 1, what is the probability that X=0.41?

Stranger 1: 0.01

Stranger 1: I think

Stranger 1: If I didn't fuck that one up

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 2: there are countless probabilites

Stranger 2: because between

Stranger 2: 0 and 1

Stranger 1: damn

Stranger 2: u have countless numbers

Stranger 1: I knew that was wrong

Stranger 1: fuck

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 2: fuck this q

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538286]

>>3538067
The only difference between a planet and a dwarf planet is the area surrounding each celestial body. A dwarf planet has not cleared the area around its orbit, while a planet has.

Was the answer you were looking for?

[Anonymous No.3538284]

>still searching

[Anonymous No.3538357]

Question to discuss:
Why do black people statistically commit all of the crimes?

Stranger 1: Not all

Stranger 1: like 70%

Stranger 1: and 13% of population

Stranger 2: Stfu, my best friend is black

Stranger 1: So is mine

Stranger 1: Facts are facts

Stranger 2: I wasn't talking to you

Stranger 1: a % of the black population deals more crimes than white people.

Stranger 1: It's nothing you can really look away from, so yeah

Stranger 2: I was talking to Big Brother, over there...

Stranger 1: Still though

Stranger 1: Even though his statement is heavily biased, there is lingering some truth in the background

Stranger 2: Stfu...

Stranger 2: Bitch

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538361]

>>3538241
>>3538241
>>3538267
>>3538267
The answer IS 1/100.

To say "its infinity" isnt science or math, thats just trolling/philosophy.

This is about as silly as suing Mcdonalds for their hamburger not having 100 calories as advertised because when measured on average it is actually 100.0000000000000000134530002 calories.

Go learn significant units or get out of /sci/

[Anonymous No.3538372]

>>3538361
U sure? I was thinking 0.

[Anonymous No.3538382]

[Anonymous No.3538403]

Question to discuss:
I'm not wearing clothes as you read this. How does this make you feel?
Stranger 1: like youre lying
Stranger 2: You should go to dress some of them.
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 1: YOU MAKE
Stranger 1: NO SENSE
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538437]

Question to discuss:
If God exsist, why doesn't he proof so? Does God doesn't care about science? (a thing he created too...)

>Stranger 1: who cares?

>Stranger 1: if you dont believe

>Stranger 1: i believe in God

Stranger 2: why is it that, if one person has an imaginary friend, its insanity,. If several people have the same imaginary friend, its a religion? hehe

>Stranger 1: yea

>Stranger 1: hey

>Stranger 1: thats not true

>Stranger 1: God exist

Stranger 2: Hi, yes, it is.

Stranger 2: No he doesnt.

>Stranger 1: how do you know?

Stranger 2: How do you know? What proof do you have?

>Stranger 1: i have proof

Stranger 2: ha like?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Anonymous No.3538438]

>>3538361
This is a pure math problem. Stop comparing FDA regulations to pure math.

[Anonymous No.3538443]

>>3538361
Go learn measure theory or get out of /sci/

[Anonymous No.3538455]

>>3538361
>implying significant digits when none are asked for, mentioned, or used in the context of an experiment

[Anonymous No.3538516]

Question to discuss:
When did the Americans, supposedly, first land on the moon?
Stranger 1: 1969.
Stranger 2: jan 57
Stranger 1: And fuck your "supposedly."
Stranger 2: 6969

[Anonymous No.3538526]

If at any instance of time (like a photograph) nothing is moving, how is movement possible?

Stranger 1: wat

Stranger 2: the fuck

Stranger 1: the question doesn't make sense

Stranger 2: earth moves dumbass

Stranger 2: everthing has to fucking dance

Stranger 1: movement isn't possible at one point in time

Stranger 1: because it's a snapshot

Stranger 1: but time moves on

Stranger 1: movement happens

Stranger 1: the question asker is a high school dumbass


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