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Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:46:14 2011 No.3529204 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it’s fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than “jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines”? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all candy-asss who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my neutron star

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:46:14 2011 No.3529208 inb4 negative mass

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:49:14 2011 No.3529218 File: 155 KB, 250x250, 1332467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2011 >121x126 px

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:53:14 2011 No.3529246 thanks op you made me laugh a bit

>>	M Sun Aug 7 22:54:14 2011 No.3529250 I bet you listen to Astrocappella and wear tube socks, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:54:14 2011 No.3529251 lolol

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:56:14 2011 No.3529260 File: 6 KB, 251x210, 1299814965441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:56:14 2011 No.3529263 I lold

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 22:59:14 2011 No.3529274 >>3529250 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU

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