>Go to Omegle >Try spy mode >Ask simple math equation >Post results. Note: you may have to go through a series of disconnections.

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Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:09:34 2011 No.3518153 [Reply] [Original]

>Go to Omegle
>Try spy mode
>Ask simple math equation
>Post results.

Note: you may have to go through a series of disconnections.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:57:34 2011 No.3518830 File: 81 KB, 921x489, omegle1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:24:34 2011 No.3518850 File: 71 KB, 688x549, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope some people are trolling

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:24:34 2011 No.3518851 File: 61 KB, 928x411, Capture2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2/??

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:26:34 2011 No.3518854 File: 64 KB, 881x469, Capture3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3/?? SURE IT WILL FLOAT GUYS

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:28:34 2011 No.3518857 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: 1 + 1 x 0 = ? Stranger 1: 2? Stranger 2: 0 Stranger 2: you fail Stranger 1: your right, it is 0 Stranger 1 has disconnected >everything went worse than expected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:30:34 2011 No.3518862 File: 43 KB, 723x358, Capture4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4/??

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:31:34 2011 No.3518866 File: 45 KB, 484x487, 26822214580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:33:34 2011 No.3518871 File: 32 KB, 567x270, Capture5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5/?? fun fun

>>	sage sage Sat Aug 6 08:33:34 2011 No.3518872 File: 33 KB, 357x341, 26822214590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:36:34 2011 No.3518875 File: 59 KB, 847x437, Capture6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 6/?? Out of the 12 people most of them don't know.

>>	‮ suomynonA‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ Sat Aug 6 08:39:34 2011 No.3518881 File: 67 KB, 587x871, Great.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3518830

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:40:34 2011 No.3518884 > Pretend to be an idiot > Get called an idiot > LOL UR SO WITTIE get a fucking life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:44:34 2011 No.3518889 How do I participate in spy mode?

>>	sage sage Sat Aug 6 08:46:34 2011 No.3518895 >>3518889 Talk with a stranger few times (text), when you disconnect you will be asked to join the spy beta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:56:34 2011 No.3518912 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: 6 /2(1+2)=? Stranger 1: 9 Stranger 2: true story Stranger 1: xD I win!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:59:34 2011 No.3518920 >>3518881 Division/Multiplication and Addition/Subtraction happen at the same time. So it goes in order of whichever is first in the equation, from left to right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 09:04:34 2011 No.3518933 >>3518920 dickbrain

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 09:06:34 2011 No.3518935

Man, so close yet so far. People can't do unit conversions.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
1 inch=? mm
Stranger 2: i forget xD
Stranger 1: ummm 2.6cm in an inch?
Stranger 1: so no idea :D
Stranger 2: 260mm
Stranger 1: that one?
Stranger 2: mhm
Stranger 1: how do we know if its right?
Stranger 1: coz the asker cant talk
Stranger 2: he/she leaves?
Stranger 1: how do we know if he/she leaves?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 13:37:34 2011 No.3519991
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>Stranger 2 has disconnected.
>Stranger 2 has disconnected.
>Stranger 2 has disconnected.
>Stranger 2 has disconnected.
>Stranger 2 has disconnected.
>Stranger 2 has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 13:46:34 2011 No.3520018 >>3519991 I agree, they are always disconnecting..

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 13:55:34 2011 No.3520065 File: 40 KB, 867x367, stranger2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3519991

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:08:34 2011 No.3520110 File: 46 KB, 936x656, Stalin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This just in, Stalin beats both Goku and Superman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:16:34 2011 No.3520155 File: 36 KB, 805x602, H.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3520110 Well then.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:17:34 2011 No.3520162

Question to discuss:
What does it mean that E=mc²?

Stranger 2: it means tht someone had way to much fucking time on their hands

Stranger 1: Energy is equal to mass times the speed of light squared

Stranger 2: eienstien shoulda gotten laid more

Stranger 1: it shows energy and matter are to different forms of the same thing

Stranger 1: or you can say that

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:20:34 2011 No.3520179 File: 55 KB, 794x682, Stalinisbetter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3520155

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:20:34 2011 No.3520180 File: 32 KB, 1274x616, where are you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck math questions. >gurlz r0ck xD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:21:34 2011 No.3520191 File: 36 KB, 437x302, Screenshot at 2011-08-06 14:21:17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol stranger 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:25:34 2011 No.3520201 10 - 7 + 6 / 2 = ? Stranger 1: no Stranger 1: fuck this shit Stranger 1: i fucking hate maths Stranger 2: Ew, math. FUCK THIS WORLD

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:26:34 2011 No.3520209

Not a math question, but I can't find the other thread:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What potential negative envirnonmental effects are posed by an increase in solar power production?

Stranger 2: I like pie

Stranger 1: Hurricanes i would think..

Stranger 2: what if it wasn't sunny anymore... your technology would be worthless

Stranger 1: with the amount of rain they produce over the DIP levels, and the clouds covering the sun, solar energy nearly depletes for a certain amount of time

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:31:34 2011 No.3520234

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
why are people on here so fucking dumb?Stranger 2: DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD. *i miss youuu*

Stranger 2: O-O

Stranger 1: :)

Stranger 2: ( . )( . )

Stranger 1: we r not dumb you r

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:33:34 2011 No.3520241 What does E=mc² mean? Stranger 1: that ur a fag What E=mc² has to do with homosexuality, I will never know. Is there a correlation or something?

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:34:34 2011 No.3520253

Favourite song? Also 1+1x0=?
Stranger 2: 0
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: 1
Stranger 1: lol :D
Stranger 2: but why is it 1...?
Stranger 1: it's going like 1+ (1*0)
Stranger 1: somebody missed him math class
Stranger 2: but there are no parentheses D:
Stranger 1: It's simple rule, multiply come first
Stranger 1: then u add
Stranger 2: ... pemdas?
Stranger 1: a?
Stranger 2: well what's your favorite song then?!
Stranger 1: the killer mr. brightside
Stranger 1: urs?
Stranger 1: *the killers
Stranger 2: oh i like that song
Stranger 2: but yeah my favorite right now is
Stranger 2: she is love - parachute
Stranger 1: never heard about it
Stranger 2: you should listen!
Stranger 2: its gooood
Stranger 2: parachute is a good band :)
Stranger 1: yeh the name is nice
Stranger 2: she (for liz)
Stranger 2: is also a good song
Stranger 1: never heard it neither
Stranger 2: and vegas skies lolol
Stranger 2: but yeah look it up, you might light it
Stranger 2: **like
Stranger 1: I'll do some research :D
Stranger 2: awesome :D
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Everything went MUCH better than expected.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:35:34 2011 No.3520257

>>3518153
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You two are a Tb meson, which of you is the top quark which is the bottom?
Stranger 2: Damn
Stranger 2: Oh god
Stranger 2: Erm
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 1: uhhmmm
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 2: Are you a particle physicist?
Stranger 1: hahahahha
Stranger 2: I'm going to study Physics A level next year
Stranger 2: I'm so turned on right now
Stranger 1: dayyyummmm
Stranger 2: OMG IF YOU ARE BRIAN COX
Stranger 2: MOUNT
Stranger 2: ME
Stranger 2: NOW
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:36:34 2011 No.3520268 Question to discuss: What happens when an astronaut drops a space-drill when he's on a space walk? Stranger 2: he goes and gets it Stranger 1: How did it drop? Well done guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:37:34 2011 No.3520273 File: 38 KB, 356x466, Screenshot at 2011-08-06 14:36:45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people being stupid in front of me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:37:34 2011 No.3520274 File: 324 KB, 1360x768, dumb fucks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hahaha No, both have a common center of gravity

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:37:34 2011 No.3520275 File: 51 KB, 415x205, Transcendent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm repeatedly asking, "What can change the nature of a man?" It's amusing.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:38:34 2011 No.3520278

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
what does E=mc^2 mean?Stranger 1: einsteins theory of reletivity

Stranger 2: it means energy=speed of light in a vacuum squared

Stranger 1 has disconnected

oh my fucking penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:38:34 2011 No.3520279 >>3520241 Engineer= Many Cocks ^2 How can you not know that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 14:50:34 2011 No.3520339 File: 21 KB, 452x347, Screenshot at 2011-08-06 14:49:54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:09:11 2011 No.3520397 File: 193 KB, 1280x800, omegletrolling1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jeezus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:14:34 2011 No.3520426 File: 16 KB, 312x170, Screenshot at 2011-08-06 15:13:58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:20:34 2011 No.3520460 File: 156 KB, 428x653, kjl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

mtp !EKFQOBEsKo Sat Aug 6 15:22:34 2011 No.3520464

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
What happens when i drop a pen on the moon and why?Stranger 2: you die, because you can't breath up there

Stranger 1: The pen will float into the air from lack of gravity

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: You can't drop anything without gravity

Stranger 2: there is gravity on the moon you idiot

Stranger 1: Not enough shit head

Stranger 1: There's some

Stranger 2: fucking cunt, then how did astronauts stand up there?

Stranger 2: read a goddamn book you moron

Stranger 1: Heavy boots dummy

Stranger 1: YOU read the book

Stranger 2: so you're saying something heavy is influenced by gravity whereas something light isn't?

Stranger 1: Well, there's some gravity on the moon, but not alot, so light things, such as pens float away. Heavy things won't float. Have you ever heard of the saying \the heavier you are the haredr you fall?'

Stranger 1: That's because of gravity

Stranger 2: hahah oh my god you're stupider than i thought

Stranger 2: yes, there is some gravity

Stranger 2: you got a point there

Stranger 2: but that doesn't mean things just float away

mtp !EKFQOBEsKo Sat Aug 6 15:23:34 2011 No.3520466

>>3520464
continued:

Stranger 1: I skipped 7th grade. would you like to call me stupid again?

Stranger 2: yeah, absolutely

Stranger 1: Well no duh

Stranger 1: It's my wording of things

Stranger 1: The don't float away like balloons of course

Stranger 1: I meant that it wouldn't stay on the surface

Stranger 2: of course it would you shithead

Stranger 2: there's gravity

Stranger 2: gravity "pulls" things to the surface

Stranger 1: NOT ENOUGH GRAVITY

Stranger 1: IT'S TOO LIGHT

Stranger 2: bullshit you faggot. it doesn't matter how much gravity there is, as long as there is gravity

Stranger 1: HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A VIDEO OF MAN ON THE MOON?

Stranger 2: besides, there's only about 6 times less gravity than on here

Stranger 1: THEY CAN HARDLY WALK ON THE SURFACE AT ALL

Stranger 2: that's less of a difference than you'd think

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:29:34 2011 No.3520487 Would you have sweet butt sex with a child? Stranger 2: no Stranger 1: Uh. Stranger 1: I'm a child. Stranger 2: Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:39:34 2011 No.3520510

I liked this one:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Beginning from rest, how long would it take to accellerate a hadron to the speed of light?

Stranger 2: what kind of questions are these.

Stranger 1: Twice as long as it would take to accelerate to half the speed of light

Stranger 1: Assuming constant acceleration

Stranger 1: And shite question

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:40:34 2011 No.3520513 >>3520510 It's funny because it's not actually true

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:43:34 2011 No.3520520 >>3520513 Yup. It's almost as if the layman doesn't know special relativity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:44:34 2011 No.3520524 >>3520520 *general

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:46:34 2011 No.3520528 >>3520524 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:47:34 2011 No.3520536 File: 40 KB, 542x301, omegle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Try to convince by insulting rather than explaining Lol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:51:34 2011 No.3520556 File: 14 KB, 398x185, sci.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 15:57:34 2011 No.3520586 File: 37 KB, 534x266, sphere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #1's mind got blown.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:01:34 2011 No.3520612

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
10 - 7 + 6 / 2 = ?

Stranger 1: 2

Stranger 1: 3

Stranger 1: *3

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: fine

Stranger 2: its

Stranger 2: 6

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: its 2

Stranger 1: i mean 3

Stranger 2: 6

Stranger 1: 3

Stranger 2: u got to divide first

Stranger 1: no, there's invisible parenthesis

Stranger 2: you sir

Stranger 2: are an idiot

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:02:34 2011 No.3520620
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You have 1 Liter saturated liquid water at 100 degrees C and add 4186 joules of energy. What is the final temprature?

Stranger 2: I don't know!

Stranger 1: it would still be 100 degrees c

Stranger 2: :O xD

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>Stranger 1 is probably in this thread

mtp !EKFQOBEsKo Sat Aug 6 16:03:34 2011 No.3520623

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
I put a cat on a box with a poison inside that has 50% chance of triggering. Is my cat alive?Stranger 2: Nope.

Stranger 1: maybe he is

Stranger 2: You animal abuser

Stranger 1: maybe he isnt

Stranger 1: its fifty fifty

Stranger 1: but thats still pretty sick

Stranger 2: Mhmm

Stranger 2: You should be locked up in a mental hospital

Stranger 2: Thats the first sign of a serial killer, killing animals

Stranger 2: Like that

Stranger 1: .....i was in a mental hospital for my schizophrenia....

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:03:34 2011 No.3520624 File: 52 KB, 651x478, Screenshot-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] amidoinitrite?

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:06:34 2011 No.3520634

Question to discuss:
What would you do if your future child were to be a sadistic murder, killing over 9000 people throughout his/her life, and you're early enough in the pregnancy to be allowed to abort?

Stranger 2: I would celebrate it.

Stranger 1: Same here.

Stranger 1: I for one would welcome my demonic offspring overlord.

Stranger 2: Well, what else?

Stranger 1: Bacon. That is all.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>holy shit, everyone was like "oh no, how turrible, but i'd abort". first guys to make me lol

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:12:34 2011 No.3520661

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You have sixty (60) seconds to be as smart as you can be. This is a serious psychological experiment brought to you by /sci/.
Stranger 1: hmm...
Stranger 2: im on /b/ bitch
Stranger 2: the fuck outta here
Stranger 1: eheheh
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>No hope

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You have sixty (60) seconds to be as smart as you can be. This is a serious psychological experiment brought to you by /sci/.
Stranger 1: /sci/>
Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: i like boobs
Stranger 1: >implying you have ever seen boobs
Stranger 2: yes have u
Stranger 1: >implying u is a word
Stranger 1: fuck this
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>Some hope for #1

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:13:34 2011 No.3520666 File: 78 KB, 634x564, Screenshot-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:14:34 2011 No.3520669 >>3520661 that was me faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:14:34 2011 No.3520670 File: 20 KB, 268x265, aCAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 94+(68-44)/2/3=?? Stranger 1: well shit Stranger 1: gimme a sec Stranger 2: I took grade 12 math, gimme a sec Stranger 1: p.s. is this /sci/? >yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:17:34 2011 No.3520682 File: 72 KB, 635x515, Screenshot-5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Problem solved!

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:18:34 2011 No.3520684

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
∫ 1/x dx =

Stranger 2: oh god

Stranger 1: what?

Stranger 2: the limit does not exist

Stranger 1: is there a picture or something?

Stranger 2: LMAO

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:25:34 2011 No.3520728

Question to discuss:
You have 60 seconds to come up with a solution for overpopulation.
Stranger 1: mass sterilization
Stranger 2: Stop trying to make people live longer
Stranger 2: and make people die when they're supposed to
Stranger 2: or let people die*
Stranger 1: when i'm 80 i'm killing myself.
Stranger 2: great idea :D
Stranger 1: I think there should be an age where someone can legally shoot you in the head
Stranger 1: life would be so much more fun that way

SMART.

Arshroom !!rRZtBJE6V2d Sat Aug 6 16:36:34 2011 No.3520788

8-4+2(9+1)=?
Stranger 2: hey
Stranger 1: yow
Stranger 2: m or f?
Stranger 1: 60:)
Stranger 1: f you?
Stranger 2: wat u never gave a chance....
Stranger 2: m btw
Stranger 1: gave a chance? read it... work it wut?:D doesnt take a genius
Stranger 2: wait never mind i have the real answer: 16
Stranger 1: no:L
Stranger 2: everyone knows tht parenthasis mean add :P
Stranger 1: you multipy 6 and 10::D
Stranger 2: wat?! :P
Stranger 1: *what
Stranger 2: im pretty sure u add 2 and 9 plus 1...
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 1: you do 9+1
Stranger 1: = 10
Stranger 2: i took special ed algeba i should no...
Stranger 1: then 8-4+2
Stranger 2: :P
Stranger 1: =6
Stranger 1: 6x10
Stranger 1: =60
Stranger 2: hey, im jk lol
Stranger 1: ;D BOOM.
Stranger 2: haha, im just playin :P
Stranger 2: so, wat brings u to omegle?
You have disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:40:34 2011 No.3520818 File: 13 KB, 376x180, 098234623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bait? Taken.

mtp !EKFQOBEsKo Sat Aug 6 16:51:34 2011 No.3520905

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
I put a cat on a box with a poison inside that has 50% chance of triggering. Is my cat alive?Stranger 1: Ask Schrödinger.

Stranger 2: Fuck you, what's wrong with you?! Get a life!

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:54:34 2011 No.3520929 File: 180 KB, 1366x768, fer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fermat, I love thee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:56:34 2011 No.3520949 >>3520728 That coulda easily been a /sci/ thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 16:57:34 2011 No.3520963 ITT: Pretentious Cunts

>>	SAGEGOESINALLFIELDS Sat Aug 6 17:00:34 2011 No.3520984 Oh spy mode, you so silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:02:34 2011 No.3521001 File: 16 KB, 350x234, 098234624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:04:34 2011 No.3521011 File: 20 KB, 535x140, applepie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yet to have anyone give the correct answer.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:09:34 2011 No.3521036

1 + e^(i*π) = ?

Stranger 2: einstein ?
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 1: first we take i * pi
Stranger 1: i is square root of -1
Stranger 1: so thats an impossible number
Stranger 1: answer is 1
Stranger 1: faggot
Stranger 1: BYE
Stranger 2: wow
Stranger 2: i wudve never thought of that
Stranger 2: i do remember learning
Stranger 1: hahah
Stranger 1: asl?
Stranger 2: i was the square root of a negative number
Stranger 2: 18 m canada
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 2: whats an e
Stranger 1: yea
Stranger 1: its a number
Stranger 2: an e ?
Stranger 2: is a number ?
Stranger 1: its a constant
Stranger 2: math is fucked
Stranger 2: e is a number and so is 1
Stranger 2: i*
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: e is 2. something
Stranger 2: eieio ?
Stranger 1: has to do with euler's number
Stranger 1: the answer is 0 actually
Stranger 2: old mcdonald had a farm E I E I 0
Stranger 1: because the second part - =1
Stranger 1: = -1
Stranger 1: hahaha
Stranger 2: oooh
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:09:34 2011 No.3521040 File: 16 KB, 1109x242, Nigger45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:13:34 2011 No.3521059 This started as a question about whether they are happy with their appearances, and now they seem to have become close. Hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:16:34 2011 No.3521070 How do I get to be a stranger in that thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:16:34 2011 No.3521074 File: 63 KB, 486x658, haha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3521059

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:18:34 2011 No.3521086 File: 32 KB, 603x554, 45345435345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, this was pretty funny. There's not much hope, and /sci/ is even present with a retarded guest appearance!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:20:34 2011 No.3521104 Rage thread? http://www.amazon.com/Greatest-Show-Earth-Evidence-Evolution/product-reviews/B004AYCWY4/ref=cm_cr_dp _hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:26:34 2011 No.3521139 File: 9 KB, 603x172, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL!!!!Hi stranger 1 :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:27:34 2011 No.3521146 10 - 7 + 6/2 = 0 BODMAS Brackets - none Order - None Division - 6/2 = 3 Multiplication - None Addition - 7 + 3 = 10 Subtraction 10 - 10 = 0 Answer = 0 Fucktards

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:30:34 2011 No.3521176 >>3521146 >Addition - 7 + 3 = 10 Best be trolling, retard. -7 + 3 = -4 10 - 4 = 6

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:31:34 2011 No.3521190 >>3521176 not trolling - just meant a space wasnt -7 6/2 = 3 7+3 = 10 10 - 10 = 0

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:33:34 2011 No.3521204 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: 1+1+1+1x0=? Stranger 1: 0 Stranger 2: yeah Stranger 1: i suck at math but not even i am that retarded Stranger 1 has disconnected facepalm.jpg

>>	pascal !PascaL9QAg Sat Aug 6 17:34:34 2011 No.3521210 how do you answer for spy mode?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:35:34 2011 No.3521220 >>3521210 You don't. You're the spy, you see?

>>	Not Bad Liar's Paradox Sat Aug 6 17:37:34 2011 No.3521239 Question to discuss: This statement is false. Is the previous sentence true or false? Stranger 2: Left Stranger 1: Up Stranger 2: Around town

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:40:34 2011 No.3521254 File: 10 KB, 841x195, fag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIVIDE BY ZERO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:46:34 2011 No.3521295 File: 9 KB, 816x175, op.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:48:34 2011 No.3521301 File: 19 KB, 946x389, troll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Liar's Paradox Sat Aug 6 17:53:34 2011 No.3521331

>well, I think I did a good deed with this one

Question to discuss:
This statement is false. Is the previous sentence true or false?

Stranger 2: I'll go with true.
Stranger 1: true
Stranger 2: have you played Portal 2?
Stranger 1: ow...
Stranger 1: Nope, just portal 1
Stranger 2: dude you gotta play it it's awesome
Stranger 2: this question is also a part of the story
Stranger 1: How?
Stranger 2: I hope I don't spoiler too much when I say that the machine it's asked to says "I'll go with true", too
Stranger 2: and it's not GlaDOS
Stranger 1: Okay, okay, I'll play it.
Stranger 1: I'll borrow it off a friend ASAP
Stranger 2: or download it
Stranger 1: My computers crap
Stranger 2: it' rather the connection that counts
Stranger 1: Crap in ALL respects.
Stranger 2: then buy a better one
Stranger 1: I'm 2 poar
Stranger 2: but don't buy a mac
Stranger 1: obviously
Stranger 2: borrow some money from your parents
Stranger 2: or rob someone
Stranger 1: My parents are poor, so I'll have to rob someone
Stranger 2: or sell a kidney
Stranger 1: Hello no
Stranger 1: Hell no
Stranger 2: or steal a kidney and sell it
Stranger 1: Don't worry, I'll find a way
Stranger 2: good

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 17:57:34 2011 No.3521360 File: 18 KB, 1221x361, omegle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goddammit.

pascal !PascaL9QAg Sat Aug 6 18:01:34 2011 No.3521381

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why should "germanic" languages be reclassified as "netherlandic" languages?

Stranger 1: they shouldn't

Stranger 2: magic

Stranger 1: harry potter

Stranger 1: let's discuss waffles

Stranger 2: k

Stranger 1: I like waffles

Stranger 1: with cream

Stranger 2: they suck

Stranger 1: come on bro :(

Stranger 1: don't hate on the waffles :(

Stranger 1: they are like the germanic languages

Stranger 1: in a way

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:02:34 2011 No.3521386

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
∫ 1/x dx =

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Stranger 1: Haha

Stranger 2: 1

Stranger 1: Wrong

Stranger 1: Infinity

Stranger 2: its rigth

Stranger 1: Its not

Stranger 2: but

Stranger 1: 1/x

Stranger 2: if you do it that way

Stranger 1: Is x to the power -1

Stranger 2: you will get 1/infinity somehow

Stranger 1: So up power by 1

Stranger 1: Takes it to x to the 0

Stranger 2: so its eigther zero or 1

Stranger 1: And over new power 0

Stranger 1: Anything over 0 is infinity

Stranger 1: Nope

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:03:34 2011 No.3521395 >>3521176 so if you want to treat that sum like -7 you have to look at it like this 10 + (-7) = 6/2 fucktard

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:09:34 2011 No.3521431 File: 48 KB, 1003x417, ohmygod.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got counter-trolled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:15:34 2011 No.3521466 Find an elementary antiderivitive for the function f(x) = e^(x^2) . Stranger 2: Martin Blais Stranger 1: 16 Stranger 1: Easy Stranger 2: Jean Charles

>>	Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 Sat Aug 6 18:16:34 2011 No.3521470 Guys, is this fucking troll central? My question is : Who is the best scientist? Sir Newton or Sir Galilee? I keep getting retards saying testela testa tessla etc. I guess the best scientist was Tesla all along!

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:17:34 2011 No.3521482

Find an elementary antiderivitive for the function f(x) = e^(x^2) .

Stranger 2: fuck no

Stranger 1: i would

Stranger 1: but let me see

Stranger 1: i haven't taken precalc yet though

Stranger 2: I finshed all my math for high school.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Man, now I feel bad.

>>	Lyper !!gAyq5lzi952 Sat Aug 6 18:17:34 2011 No.3521484 File: 97 KB, 1733x1052, Screenshot-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP IT, FOR FUCKS SAKE. IT HURTS TO LIVE.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:22:34 2011 No.3521510

OK, last one:

Find an elementary antiderivitive for the function f(x) = e^(x^2) .

Stranger 1: hold on

Stranger 2: you know what i cba

Stranger 1: no no no don't leave i want to do this

Stranger 2: its 7

Stranger 2: i wont but i say its 7

Stranger 1: this involves the imaginary error function somehow

Stranger 1: this is taking too long cba

Stranger 2: i dont know what thoses things meen

Stranger 2: its 7

Stranger 2: just say its 7

Stranger 1: i don't think it's 7

Stranger 2: i dont care

Stranger 2: just say its 7

Stranger 2: give up

Stranger 1: 0.5sqrt(pi) erfi(x) + constant

Stranger 1: thank you wolframalpha

I'll at least give him credit for trying, given the impossibility of this problem.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:23:34 2011 No.3521519

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you drop a pen on the moon, what happens?
Stranger: dnt kw
You: I'll show you!
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDp1tiUsZw8
Stranger: ha ha ha
You: That is a video from Apollo 15
Stranger: r u girl
You: Why does that matter? We're discussing science!
You: Anyway
Stranger: ok continue
You: It falls with an acceleration approximately 1/6 that of earths
You: So about 1.6 m/s^2
You: A lot of people I've talked to say it just floats

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:40:34 2011 No.3521614 File: 41 KB, 621x435, 672836842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Son, I am proud.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:48:34 2011 No.3521636

How many sides does a hendecagon have?
Stranger 2: 0
Stranger 1: 11
Stranger 2: He googled it
Stranger 1: everyone knows that
Stranger 1: >_> actually I play call of duty
Stranger 2: What does that have to do with it?
Stranger 1: seriously dude
Stranger 1: I just had some food and it was good
Stranger 2: What does that have to do with it?
Stranger 1: but now I have to clean some spider webs lolololol shit
Stranger 2: What does that have to do with it?
Stranger 1: the movie sucked but the song was good
Stranger 2: What does that have to do with it?

>>	mtp !EKFQOBEsKo Sat Aug 6 18:49:34 2011 No.3521644 File: 111 KB, 400x362, pauline.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3521614 >2011 >not answering in binary

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:51:34 2011 No.3521660

>A real white knight, this one. Too bad he didn't notice the (1*1).

256 + (128 + (64 + (32 + (16 + (8 + (4 + (2 + (1 * 1)))))))) = ?

Stranger 1: Hmm

Stranger 2: 512

Stranger 1: 0.o

Stranger 1: rly?

Stranger 2: Nope. But I think first number an the one in brackets are the same

Stranger 2: Not sure, though

Stranger 1: Hmm

Stranger 1: Cool..

Stranger 2: Yeah, they were!

Stranger 2: I love my brain!

Stranger 1: U are smart O:

Stranger 1: asl??..

Stranger 2: Nope, in fact it took me about 30secs when i saw the question last time. ;)

Stranger 1: -.-'

Stranger 1: Haha

Stranger 2: But thought the same, didn't sum it

Stranger 2: Just realized. But slower

Stranger 1: o,o

Stranger 2: 28 / m / Barcelona

Stranger 2: u?

Stranger 1: 19 / f / England

Stranger 2: My girlfriend is almost asleep by my side. I showed her this omegle thing today for the 1st time.

Stranger 2: Looks like she's a bit bored :D

Stranger 1: Haha

Stranger 2: I think I'll wake her for a lil midnight kinkyness...

Stranger 2: ; )

Stranger 1: Cute.

Stranger 2: Have fun in life. A pleasure to meet you.

Stranger 1: Thanks..

Stranger 1: Its nice to meet you too.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:51:34 2011 No.3521666 How many sides does a triskaidecagon have? Stranger 1: 13 Stranger 1: Don't insult me. Stranger 1: Triskadecaphobia - fear of the number 13. Stranger 1: Simple logic. Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:54:34 2011 No.3521671 File: 9 KB, 218x206, 8726384762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:55:34 2011 No.3521678 File: 69 KB, 665x437, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if only he had a paper

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:57:34 2011 No.3521682 What is ∫ e^(x^2) dx? Stranger 2: Magnetism Stranger 1: how does that work? Stranger 2: beats me Stranger 1: fuck magnets Stranger 2: yeah Stranger 1: scientist lie about how they work Stranger 1: make me pissed Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:57:34 2011 No.3521685

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If a god of any religion is considered the creator of the Universe, why don't the believers study the Universe?

Stranger 2: goood question

Stranger 2: let me think

Stranger 1: Because that involves too much effort and thought for them

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:58:34 2011 No.3521688

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You have 60 seconds to solve the US's debt crisis.
Stranger 1: 9/11
Stranger 2: 911 part 2
Stranger 1: awwwww yeeeee
Stranger 1: all year every year
Stranger 2: r u m or f
Stranger 1: m u fuken faget
Stranger 2: f
Stranger 1: go choke on dikes
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: fuk u
Stranger 1: faget
Stranger 1: ur a faget
Stranger 2 has disconnected

wat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 18:59:34 2011 No.3521692 File: 32 KB, 1116x582, omegle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Omeglets can't riddle. Correct answer is 36.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:06:34 2011 No.3521734

first people to actually try

If y'=y and y is a function of x, what is y in terms of x?
Stranger 2: lets figure it out
Stranger 2: aye
Stranger 1: lol, sure
Stranger 2: y prime equals y
Stranger 2: and y is a function of x
Stranger 2: Hmmmm
Stranger 1: my math skills aren't what they used to be, lol.
Stranger 2: lets still do it
Stranger 2: what do you think it is
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: is y= to y(x)
Stranger 1: i've actually no idea, lol.
Stranger 2: are you a dude or chick
Stranger 1: lol, expected that question.
Stranger 2: what are you
Stranger 1: a human!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:06:34 2011 No.3521738 >>3521682 No no, you have to specify the elementary antiderivitive or it isn't a good troll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:07:34 2011 No.3521747 File: 27 KB, 685x218, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :What is dihydrogen monoxide? >Stranger 1: cholrophyl Stranger 2: Your mum. >Stranger 1: i think

>>	mtp !EKFQOBEsKo Sat Aug 6 19:07:34 2011 No.3521748 >>3521712 trolls trolling trolls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:12:34 2011 No.3521776 Um. Where do you go to answer questions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:20:34 2011 No.3521844 >>3521510 hooray, stranger 1 was me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:22:34 2011 No.3521867 File: 17 KB, 795x310, wat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:29:34 2011 No.3521925 File: 9 KB, 221x174, 879812731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feelsbadman.jpg

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:38:34 2011 No.3522008

10 + 10 X 0?
Stranger 1: 10
Stranger 2: i don't know
Stranger 1: its 10
Stranger 1: 10x0 is 0 then you add ten
Stranger 2: you are intelligent
Stranger 1: so its ten
Stranger 1: its elementary shild
Stranger 1: *child
Stranger 2: does the world was created 6000 years ago
Stranger 1: no wait is middle school
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: dude im in eighth grade how should i kno
Stranger 1: and that question dosent even make sense
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:40:34 2011 No.3522021 >>3521748 God, I fucking hope so

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:46:34 2011 No.3522066 File: 8 KB, 213x148, 879812732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Must have done easy integrals in 'Nam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:54:34 2011 No.3522121 Asked 'Why does blood boils in space' Disconnection every single time

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:01:34 2011 No.3522165
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>1/1 + 2/3 ?

>Stranger 2: My dad pasted away today I was sitting there and he put his hand out for me to hold and he said baby girl I'll b in Better plc I hope u do good in life I will always love u ur my lil angle and u always will b ...I took his hand and started to cry and said I luv u 2 daddy then I gave him and kiss and a tear ran down his cheek I wiped it away as a tear fell down off mine on to his shirt and then he closed his eyes and he went to tht better plc called heaven :"(

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:16:34 2011 No.3522221

why moon doesnt fall on earth??

Stranger 2: serious?
Stranger 2: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger 1: Because you.
Stranger 2: momentum
Stranger 2: circular movement
Stranger 1: Because the moon doesnt want to get close to your faggot ass.
Stranger 2: your mom
Stranger 2: retard
Stranger 1: I was talking to the extreme queer who asked the question, k thanks.
Stranger 2: jesus the internet is full of faggots without friends
Stranger 1: So you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:19:34 2011 No.3522240 >>3518153 >Dumb shit How was this called? It was something about people who take delight in their own stupidity.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:20:34 2011 No.3522244

My question has yet to be answered correctly and it is not even difficult. I've asked it over 30 times.

>Andy, Barry, and Carl run a 100-meter dash. They each run at a constant speed. Andy beats Barry by 20 meters, and Barry beats Carl by 20 meters. How many meters does Andy beat Carl by?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:26:34 2011 No.3522267 File: 168 KB, 1093x797, 1270999546106.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can we still post images, or have they fixed that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:33:34 2011 No.3522302 >>3522066 YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:39:34 2011 No.3522331 >>3518933 >implying he is wrong

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:45:34 2011 No.3522348
File: 17 KB, 250x250, 7687612874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Find the minimum value of (x + 1)² - 1 = 0.

Stranger 2: I'm in modified maths.
Stranger 2: I dont know
Stranger 2: ahaha
Stranger 1: me neither :p
Stranger 1: well i can probably do it
Stranger 2: Hahaha
Stranger 1: but i dont want to XD
Stranger 2: yeah its the weekend I kinda cant be bothered
Stranger 1: hahahaha
Stranger 1: also
Stranger 1: i'm too lazy to break out my pen and paper
Stranger 1: :p
Stranger 2: sameee
Stranger 2: ahaha
Stranger 1: Byeee have a great life!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>implying pen and paper are required

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:46:34 2011 No.3522350 >>3522244 is it 40m?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:52:34 2011 No.3522382 >>3522350 Supposedly it's not, but I can't figure out how it isn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:52:34 2011 No.3522383 File: 17 KB, 275x261, 4u2349823h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flawless logic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:58:34 2011 No.3522409 >>3521685 Figured someone from /sci/ asked that. I was stranger 1 by the way

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:04:34 2011 No.3522439

>>3520275
What can change the nature of a man?
Stranger 2: nikola tesla
Stranger 1: gamma rays
Stranger 1: I believe
Stranger 1: or nikola
Stranger 1: either or
Stranger 1: which do you prefer?
Stranger 2: nikola
Stranger 1: who doesn't
Stranger 1: ;)
Stranger 1: ;)
Stranger 1: eh
Stranger 1: ;)
Stranger 1: wink
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: love you

...What.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:05:34 2011 No.3522443

>>3522439
Also:

Is there a God?
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 2: yes and no
Stranger 1: a definite no
Stranger 2: its a yes and no
Stranger 1: Why not make up your mind?
Stranger 1: something cannot exist and not exist at the same time
Stranger 2: well see, there may very well be a god
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: he's a cruel motherfucker if he is real, letting so much pain and suffering in this world, or it could just be that we are the masters of our own fates
Stranger 1: I'd go for the second
Stranger 1: otherwise it's just too easy to blame some "creature out there" for all your wrongdoings
Stranger 2: however
Stranger 2: those are simplistic and pessimistic views
Stranger 2: the more complicated ones are far too elaborate for me to type, i'm feeling lazy you see :P
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 1: no worries
Stranger 1: omegle isn't there to fathom the reasons of existence
Stranger 1: it's there to show how pointless life is
Stranger 2: that's what i thought when i saw the question
Stranger 1: when we sit before a screen, chatting to some unknown person
Stranger 2: minus the pointless part
Stranger 2: we may be chatting to a random person, but this is called filler, i'm simply passing a little time before i go to sleep
Stranger 1: same here, had too much coffee
Stranger 1: so, how's life at your end of the Universe?
Stranger 2: haha, its alright
Stranger 2: your end?
Stranger 1: spent a nice weekend with friends, before burying my grandmother on Monday
Stranger 1: it's better among the living
Stranger 2: god's honest truth right there (notice how that expression is used by atheist's despite their disbelief lol)
Stranger 1: I wouldn't use the expression :)
Stranger 2: i simply don't see much that matches up to the supposed power of that phrase

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:06:34 2011 No.3522451 >>3522382 >>3522350 No it is not.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:06:34 2011 No.3522456

>>3522443
Part 2

Stranger 1: is euthanasia possible in your country?
Stranger 2: not in most states, if any
Stranger 1: if it isn't, try to die a quick death
Stranger 2: i doubt i'll go quick, if anything i'll pass in my sleep or bleed out
Stranger 2: one extreme or the other
Stranger 1: ah well, better than having the slow horrible cancer death
Stranger 2: i get that, i'll go to a major city and go to the ghetto so i can "try to prevent a mugging"
Stranger 1: I'd suggest you have a nice and cosy get together with friends before kissing the world goodbye
Stranger 2: i tend to have a fuck you attitude, probably would just get pissed off if i ended up having family around me trying to comfort me, or saying last good-byes
Stranger 1: to each his own
Stranger 2: that is a truth that never changes
Stranger 1: that phrase is on the gates of the concentration camp of Buchenwald in Germany, which gave it quite a sadistic undertone
Stranger 2: Ah, but its still a truth
Stranger 1: it is, but any truth can be interpreted in many ways
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 2: well, I'm going to hit the sack, adios
Stranger 1: ciao

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:30:34 2011 No.3522560 Stranger: hi You: hallo Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: how are u You: male. and you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:31:34 2011 No.3522565 File: 18 KB, 805x324, Noniggas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:32:34 2011 No.3522567 File: 9 KB, 216x176, 789723942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy's definition of winning is being less wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:35:34 2011 No.3522584 File: 37 KB, 500x360, 1256519403414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3520273 >Energy=My cock over 2 bitches Oh god my sides.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:46:34 2011 No.3522659

Question to discuss:
(2 + 5) / (1 - 0!) = ?
Stranger 2: 12
Stranger 1: 7.
Stranger 2: 12.5 actually
Stranger 2: no, u have to unround the 0
Stranger 1: Huh?
Stranger 2: trust me, i did the math
Stranger 2: the 0 has ! next to it
Stranger 2: which means unround
Stranger 1: I've never done that math. Not at that level yet.
Stranger 2: really? what are u, 10?
Stranger 2: its pretty basic
Stranger 1: 14.
Stranger 2: o
Stranger 2: ! means u have to unround
Stranger 1: How?
Stranger 2: so through unrounding u get rid of the 5
Stranger 2: that leaves u with the numbers 2 and 1
Stranger 2: but then u have to reverse switch them
Stranger 2: but when u reverse switch u need to add .5
Stranger 2: so that gives u 12.5
Stranger 2: make sense?
Stranger 1: Oh okay.
Stranger 1: Makes sense.
Stranger 2: lies, u must be a ritard...
Stranger 2: fucken wizards
Stranger 1: Lol I'm not the smartest.
Stranger 2: obvious u arent...
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:51:34 2011 No.3522685
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>>3522659
>>3522567
That question spurs some fun responses.

(2 + 5) / (1 - 0!) = ?
Stranger 2: Um
Stranger 2: Um
Stranger 2: Um
Stranger 2: Um
Stranger 2: 0
Stranger 1: 0 factorial
Stranger 1: wtf is 0 factorial
Stranger 2: I DUN NO
Stranger 1: there is no 0 factorial
Stranger 1: trick question
Stranger 2: Wait
Stranger 2: 0!
Stranger 2: =1
Stranger 2: /0 error
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 2: SMART
Stranger 1: how does 0! = 1?
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: I don't even
Stranger 2: It's because of math
Stranger 1: it's the product of all preceeding integer values
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 1: so 3! is 1*2*3
Stranger 1: how can 0! be anything?
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: 0! is one
Stranger 1: wolframalpha says it's 1
Stranger 2: according to google
Stranger 2: and my calculator
Stranger 1: but I don't even follow the logic
Stranger 2: ....
Stranger 1: but either way
Stranger 1: it's invalid
Stranger 2: lets wiki it
Stranger 1: http://www.zero-factorial.com/whatis.html
Stranger 2: Yeah
Stranger 2: I found that too
Stranger 2: Too ugle
Stranger 2: not enough CSS
Stranger 2: BAD WEPAGE BAD
Stranger 2: *webpage
Stranger 2: NEXT QUESTION!
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:55:34 2011 No.3522706

(2 + 5) / (1 - 0!) = ?

Stranger 1: stay bitch!
Stranger 2: D:
Stranger 1: you will answer this.
Stranger 2: nooo
Stranger 2: you!
Stranger 1: 7.
Stranger 2: woop woop
Stranger 2: that'sright... right?
Stranger 1: i think so..
Stranger 2: YAY WE DID IT
Stranger 1: providing the exclamation has no relevance.
Stranger 1: YAY
Stranger 2: yeah the ! LOL
Stranger 2: ok so now what
Stranger 1: i have no idea
Stranger 1: hampers ?
Stranger 2: i don't wanna do math anymore
Stranger 2: hamp what?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:56:34 2011 No.3522713 (2 + 5) / (1 - 0!) = ? Stranger 2: 7? Stranger 1: 7 Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: calculate like a boss Stranger 2: me too (like a boss) Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:11:34 2011 No.3522776 Everyone fucking answers 42...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:13:34 2011 No.3522784 >>3522706 >Stranger 1: providing the exclamation has no relevance RAGE. (For those interested/who didn't know: 0! = 1 proof: http://www.zero-factorial.com/whatis.html )

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:19:34 2011 No.3523183 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: DISCONNECT IF YOU LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER [which one of you strangers is a true belieber? ;)] Stranger 2: i am<3 Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:35:34 2011 No.3524007 The best convo I had was with a 15 year old girl in Singapore. Who would've thought?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:47:34 2011 No.3524052 File: 20 KB, 487x233, 897982734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >didn't get past 4th grade

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:47:34 2011 No.3524057 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: FIRST ONE TO SOLVE THIS MATH PROBLEM IS NOT A FAGGOT. What is 0^0? Stranger 2: ? Stranger 1: 0 Stranger 2: 0 Stranger 2: YAY I won welp

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:55:34 2011 No.3524095
File: 83 KB, 500x318, 28734687234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

(1 + 1) / (1 - 0^0) = ?

Stranger 1: Cannot divide by zero?
Stranger 2: 1
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 2: 2
Stranger 2: The answer is 2.
Stranger 1: 0^0=1
Stranger 2: 0^0=0
Stranger 2: Silly.
Stranger 1: wat.
Stranger 1: prove me wrong.
Stranger 2: 0 has no value whatsoever.
Stranger 1: You need to go back to school brah.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: anything ^ 0 = 1
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: But it's 0.
Stranger 1: Grab a calculator : )
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: You're an idiot.
Stranger 1: x^0=1 :)
Stranger 2: No...
Stranger 1: I'm not an idiot, math is the idiot. : )
Stranger 2: Troll.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:57:34 2011 No.3524107 So far I've had people most engaged in the conversation with Is this the real life? and Just a city boy.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:06:34 2011 No.3524142

How loud does your mom cry when I fuck her?
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPY TARD
Stranger 1: hahahahahahaha
Stranger 1: hahahahahahaha
Stranger 1: Oh gosh
Stranger 2: IM SICK OF YOUR GAY SHIT SPY
Stranger 1: Haha spy tard...
Stranger 2: IM GOING TO FUCKING FIND YOU SPY
Stranger 1: That;s so funny
Stranger 2: AND WHEN I DO
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: IM SLITTING YOUR FUCKING THROAT OPEN
Stranger 1: alright
Stranger 2: AND PISSING AND SHITTING IN YOUR FUCKING LUNGS
Stranger 2: STUPID SPY
Stranger 1: Are you upset?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:07:34 2011 No.3524154 >Stranger: hey >Stranger: asl? >Me: 21 m tx >Stranger has disconnected So this is where the pedos congregate, and no, I'm not 21 nor Texan.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:08:34 2011 No.3524160

Stranger 2: I HATE THIS RETARD FOR A SPY
Stranger 1: You don't have to yell..
Stranger 2: I HOPE YOUR STILL SPYING GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH SPY SHIT FAG FUCK TARD
Stranger 2: whew
Stranger 1: Haha are you okay now?
Stranger 2: Ok I may have got it all out
Stranger 1: Well congrats
Stranger 2: And better yet scared the piss out of him
Stranger 1: Or her
Stranger 2: Its a tard ass guy
Stranger 1: How can you tell?
Stranger 2: Cause girls ask reasonable questions
Stranger 1: True.
Stranger 1: We're naturally more reasonable.
Stranger 2: Not DUMB ASS STUPID SHIT ONES FUCK YOU SPY
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: Haha callmmmmm dowwnn

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:09:34 2011 No.3524161 >>3524154 Maybe he wanted you to be female.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:10:34 2011 No.3524168

Stranger 2: Wait your a girl . . .
Stranger 1: yeaahh.
Stranger 2: I'm sorry for being a dick
Stranger 1: it's okay haha.
Stranger 2: But this guys is STUPID
Stranger 1: Just a little confrontational?
Stranger 2: he probably left
Stranger 1: haha yeah..got scared...right?
Stranger 2: I hope
Stranger 2: So may I ask your age ?
Stranger 1: Of course haha. I"m 17. You?
Stranger 2: 18

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:11:34 2011 No.3524174 >>3524168 I think I should make a law of the internet that states all conversations between members of the opposite sex on anonymous sites converge to questions of age and solicitation.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:14:34 2011 No.3524184

Stranger 1: This may sound racist, but i'm honestly just wondering..white or black?
Stranger 2: And the spy is onlyn8 years old
Stranger 2: White
Stranger 1: You're really caught up on the spy aren't you?
Stranger 2: Yeah I'm sick and tired of retard questions
Stranger 1: It's okay. I am too..
Stranger 2: Inwant to answer a funny or serious questn
Stranger 1: Yeah...well what question would you have asked?
Stranger 2: I would of asked something lik
Stranger 2: What would you get your grandma if she had cancer
Stranger 2: That's a serous question
Stranger 1: Aw..that would tear me apart..first of all.
Stranger 2: It would me to
Stranger 1: What would you get her?
Stranger 2: .
Stranger 2: Wtf
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 2: Ok ok
Stranger 2: Hold a sec
Stranger 1: okay
Stranger 2: I'm trying to fix the iPad
Stranger 1: okay haha. wait you have an ipad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:17:34 2011 No.3524199 How loud does your mom cry when I fuck her? Stranger 2: So loud. Stranger 2: Tell her to quiet down. Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:23:34 2011 No.3524234

>I suspect this is also how Copernicus and Galileo really went about it.

Question to discuss:
Prove that the sun does not orbit earth.

Stranger 1: simple:
Stranger 2: No way to prove it.
Stranger 1: *fart*
Stranger 1: there's your proof right there
Stranger 2: Criticial thinker eh
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: i meaannnn
Stranger 2: critical. for the person asking it
Stranger 2: hes nodding right now
Stranger 2: feel ya man
Stranger 1: he is
Stranger 2: maybe even smokes weed
Stranger 1: or smokes my ma in bed
Stranger 2: possibly is in love with emma watson.
Stranger 1: or in love with cock and balls
Stranger 2: cmon man
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 1: I am a woman.
Stranger 2: (.)(.)
Stranger 1: (.Y.)
Stranger 1: is better
Stranger 2: (.Y.)
Stranger 2: aha!
Stranger 1: yeah! see how smart and clever I am.
Stranger 2: critical thinkker...
Stranger 2: tell me that the chair your sitting on exists.
Stranger 1: it does not
Stranger 2: prove it to me.
Stranger 2: aha!
Stranger 2: points
Stranger 1: it is made of human turds
Stranger 2: wtf
Stranger 2: il take a crap on your face
Stranger 1: do it
Stranger 1: it gets me high
Stranger 2: i got the squirts

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:25:34 2011 No.3524243 Well that was disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:31:34 2011 No.3524267 File: 71 KB, 683x594, omegle thingy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well alrighty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:34:34 2011 No.3524289 File: 29 KB, 418x389, dgfawf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL MY RAGE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:35:34 2011 No.3524292 I just got into a "disconnect and you die" conversation. Wat do?

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:43:34 2011 No.3524336
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>Of course. We must know how much they weigh to answer this question.

You drop a feather and a piece of gold while standing on the moon. How do their falls compare?

Stranger 1: Uh
Stranger 1: not much gravity..
Stranger 1: sooo
Stranger 2: i actuall try to retrieve the gold
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: the feather floats away because not a single fuck was given that day
Stranger 1: the gold will still fall the quickest.. I think
Stranger 1: but there is no wind on the moon >_>
Stranger 2: How heavy is the piece of gold
Stranger 2: it may weigh less than a feather
Stranger 1: ah yeah
Stranger 1: good point!
Stranger 2: also
Stranger 2: it may be a feather to some unknown beast of unknown proportions
Stranger 1: :O
Stranger 1: yeah, please specify the question
Stranger 2: say, a 200 foot long bird human hybrid hellbent on destroying time and space
Stranger 2: expect it
Stranger 2: good day
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:50:34 2011 No.3524369

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is God real?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: he's real if you want him to be
Stranger 2: a very cautious approach
Stranger 1: i might not believe in a god
Stranger 1: but i believe in karma
Stranger 1: there is a force that affects us
Stranger 2: but thats hardley a religion thou
Stranger 1: no it isn't
Stranger 2: its more a logic thing
Stranger 1: a logical person might not even understand karma
Stranger 2: you get lucky, u get unlucky
Stranger 1: there is no need for it
Stranger 2: u do something bad something bad happens to you
Stranger 2: things balance out
Stranger 1: but
Stranger 2: logic
Stranger 1: let's look at a counterargument
Stranger 1: are you telling me that throughout history
Stranger 1: there hasn't been one guy
Stranger 1: who has done bad stuff
Stranger 1: but nothing equally bad has happened to him?
Stranger 1: what about mao zedong?
Stranger 1: guy murdered millions during cultural revolution
Stranger 1: and yet he's revered?
Stranger 1: is that balancing out?
Stranger 1: bro you there?
Stranger 1: hello?
Stranger 1: well third guy
Stranger 1: this is where we part ways
Stranger 1: i hope that i have given you some insight
Stranger 1: peace out man
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:53:34 2011 No.3524384 File: 19 KB, 405x208, 987239874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:55:34 2011 No.3524393 File: 10 KB, 238x178, gis239487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:11:34 2011 No.3524445

>You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
>Question to discuss:
>Should the Bible be taught in public schools?
>Stranger 1: No
>Stranger 2 has disconnected

I'd actually say, Yes. You know, along side the Koran, the Torah, the Hindu scriptures, the Buddhist sutras. People should study religion. It shouldn't be taboo.

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:13:34 2011 No.3524457

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should the Bible be taught in public schools?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: but in a culture class

Stranger 2: bi it shouldnt

Stranger 2: no'

Stranger 1: we learn about every other religion

Stranger 2: sure but no

Stranger 2: not in school

Stranger 1: no no no

Stranger 2: cultures and stuff sure

Stranger 1: im saying that religions should be tought

Stranger 1: not as fact

Stranger 2: there learnd

Stranger 1: but at like "hey this exits, lets study it"

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:13:34 2011 No.3524458

>what are maxwell's equations and what do they describe?

Stranger 2: uh

Stranger 2: TO GOOGLE!

Stranger 1: Do your own homework

Stranger 2: *cheats off your paper*

Stranger 1: *has all wrong answers*

Stranger 2: DAMN YOU

Stranger 1: :D

Stranger 1: WE BOTH FAIL

Stranger 2: well

Stranger 1: and Op is still a faggot

Stranger 2: at least if i go down, you're going down with me

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:17:34 2011 No.3524466

>What exactly does schrodinger's equation describe?

Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 1: is he the cat guy?
Stranger 2: sex is great?
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 2: hi im bob
Stranger 1: in a quantic point of view
Stranger 1: the cat can be either dead or alive
Stranger 1: so its sayd hes dead and alive at the same time
Stranger 2: what does quantic mean?
Stranger 1: thats if youre talking about schrodinger´s cat
Stranger 2: sex isgreat
Stranger 1: if not, i dunno

Wow, it doesn't seem like there's very many well educated folks on omegle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:17:34 2011 No.3524469 How do you just answer the questions? I don't like being the asker.

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:18:34 2011 No.3524474

so I'm dippin into religion and sociology...

holy shit.. this isn't bad

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should the Bible be taught in public schools?

Stranger 2: Yes.

Stranger 1: HAIL NOOOO

Stranger 2: Yes.

Stranger 1: no?

Stranger 1: why should it?

Stranger 2: Why not?

Stranger 1: everyone has different beliefs?? thats why?

Stranger 2: So? It can be taught alongside the texts of all other faiths.

Stranger 1: you dont learn other faiths in school?

Stranger 1: public school anyways

Stranger 2: You ought to.

Stranger 2: Otherwise we'd only learn to be intolerant.

Stranger 1: if you want the religion in school you should go to a religious school?

Stranger 2: A school dedicated to teaching me about all the religions in the world? Those exist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:21:34 2011 No.3524482 File: 27 KB, 892x406, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:24:34 2011 No.3524488 File: 43 KB, 1114x594, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is pure comedy gold.

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:35:34 2011 No.3524514

changed it a bit, sounds better now. and wow.. people don't suck.

then one said Catholics don't believe in evolution. which is false having gone to Catholic high school and gotten a damn good start in biology and evolution.

anyway,

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should the Bible be studied in public schools?

Stranger 1: no.

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: evolution should.

Stranger 1: the bible is an opinion, not fact.

Stranger 2: everyone is entitled to there own religious belief

Stranger 1: To force it dow our kid's throat is revolting

Stranger 2: religious belief should be taught along side evolution

Stranger 1: not even alongside.

Stranger 1: keep that in the church.

Stranger 2: no i mean history of different faiths and there beliefs

Stranger 1: yes, keep it unbiased if ur gonna do it

Stranger 2: as a way to promote understanding of others

Stranger 2: well of course

Stranger 1: that will never happen with religion around

Stranger 2: only a minority of religions believe evolution isn't real

Stranger 1: Um, how about Christianty?!

Stranger 1: Haha, the major religion of the US

Stranger 2: most catholics believe in a god aided evolution

Stranger 2: as do most christians

Stranger 1: ... seriously? that goes against the bible.

Stranger 1: so they must be agnostic.

Stranger 2: not if got started a chain of events leading to evolution

Stranger 2: what are "days" to god

Stranger 1: ... pick up a bible and then come back to talk about this.

Stranger 2: remember that opinion thing we all have

Stranger 1: the enitre idea to catholics is that a main creator made us, and we did not come from monkeys

Stranger 2: he did make us

Stranger 2: through evolution

Stranger 1: ... da fuq.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:36:34 2011 No.3524517 File: 30 KB, 1159x494, I see yo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really wasn't going to post it, but if you insist...

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:36:34 2011 No.3524522

>>3524514

then another said they believe God used evolution. which is kinda technically what I believe, but you can't factor that into actually studying evolution. you have to factor evolution into your theology.
Stranger 2: that is my belief

Stranger 1: ? elaborate.

Stranger 2: i believe that god created the universe and started the process of evolution that led up to man and every other organism on earth

Stranger 1: but what is the sense in having a creator then?

Stranger 1: this is getting away from the main topic. sorry mr. asker

Stranger 2: lol let him suffer lol

Stranger 1: hahaha. well. i wonder what he/she thinks.

Stranger 2: idk

Stranger 1: im assuming that they think they should keep it seperate.

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:39:34 2011 No.3524527

>>3524522
then they said they're on reddit. -___-

Stranger 1: i wonder if they lurk on r/atheism. ;) *wink*
Stranger 2: lol i spend a lot of time on r/funny
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: i spend most of my time on r/atheism and r/askreddit.
Stranger 1: and r/gifs

Stranger 1: REDDIT
Stranger 1: the censored 4chan

Stranger 2: i'm a fan of r/blackfathers
Stranger 1: hahahaha there arent any XD
Stranger 2: and yeah censored for the good of all
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: hhhaa
Stranger 2: laughed my ass off
Stranger 1: i thought that was funny as hell.
Stranger 1: are you male or female?
Stranger 2: I'm a guy
Stranger 1: majority rules.
Stranger 1: i like r/amiugly
Stranger 1: its funny to look at the mix of atractive to ugly
Stranger 2: i have never heard of that particular sub
Stranger 2: sounds hilarious though
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: do it man. its where people post pics and people say if theyre ugly or not. and if they are, how to fix it to not be ugly.
Stranger 1: whats ur username/
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: [edited]
Stranger 2: how about you
Stranger 1: I havent used it in forever, i usually use my throwaways... but [edited]
Stranger 1: well, i used it... just dont go on it XD
Stranger 2: lol nice
Stranger 2: i only have one throwaway
Stranger 2: it waits in the back
Stranger 1: i have one for r/amiugly. haha specifically for that purpose
Stranger 1: its waiting for you, [edited]....
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: well i got to go. sorry mr. asker.
Stranger 2: haha bye
Stranger 1: nice meeting you fellow Redditor.
Stranger 2: you too fellow redditor
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:39:34 2011 No.3524529 I've asked "Who is Carl Sagan?" THIRTY TIMES now. Only one person has known.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:43:34 2011 No.3524541 >>3524529 I think that was me :) I said he kaku

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:46:34 2011 No.3524548

oh lawdy

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should the Bible be studied in public schools?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: defenitively no

Stranger 1: Umm

Stranger 2: cause the bible is some sort of fucking torture story and some kind of non-sense moral

Stranger 1: Not the bible..

Stranger 1: since it's been revised

Stranger 1: too many goddamn times..

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: maybe other books..

Stranger 1: but I rather they teach them

Stranger 2: yes, like sciences and history books

Stranger 1: the practices and morals..

Stranger 2: very good

Stranger 1: People take religion too literally

Stranger 2: indeed

Stranger 1: it's not simply in believing in god >.>

Stranger 1: but to each their own..

Stranger 2: god is fake anyway

Stranger 2: what the hell not teach the harry potter sage while were there

Stranger 2: **saga

Stranger 2: dude, bible is just a book like anyother

Stranger 2: and i hate religion, they raped my familly in the name of god

Stranger 2: those sons of bitches

Stranger 2: fuck you jesus, fuck you god

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:46:34 2011 No.3524549 >>3524541 Whoa, weird. Actually it's finally 3 thanks to you and the other guy. Out of like 50 now...sigh.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:47:34 2011 No.3524550

Question to discuss:
x=x^3 Solve for x.
Stranger 1: 0
Stranger 2: So x^3/x
Stranger 2: Hmm, yeah
Stranger 2: 0 would work
Stranger 2: Nice
Stranger 1: fuck yah
Stranger 2: what a pro
Stranger 1: thank you based god
Stranger 2: Night champ :)
Stranger 2 has disconnected

I hate everyone.

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:49:34 2011 No.3524558

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should Christians treat the Bible as Gospel truth?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2 has disconnected

(AHA! Trick question, sucker. Christian theology only treats the four Gospels as gospel truth. Other books are considered to be various degrees of truth and importance. Heck. Pretty sure the story of Job is considered by even religious scholars to be a hypothetical by the OT Hebrew authors.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:50:34 2011 No.3524560 File: 15 KB, 935x105, niggers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YEAH SCIENCE

>>	Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:54:34 2011 No.3524573 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Should Christians treat the whole Bible as Gospel truth? Stranger 2: niggers Stranger 2 has disconnected stay classy, internet

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:55:34 2011 No.3524575

I asked:
what is the value of the expression: (3 + 1) / (1 + 0!) and the answers I received were:
>4: 7 times
>0: once
>3: once
>1: once
>Trollface: once
>2 (the correct answer): twice
>5!: once
>5: 3 times
>(z - >)90degrees - (E-(N^2)W)90degrees(t) = 1: once
>wtf is 0!: once
>Math is gay: 9000 +

Xenos Sun Aug 7 03:55:34 2011 No.3524577

I bust a gut laughing at this one

Question to discuss:
Should Christians treat the whole Bible as Gospel truth?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: they should treat it like the garbage it is

Stranger 2: and sex it up

Stranger 2: with 2 men

Stranger 1: fuck you

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:55:34 2011 No.3524578

Question to discuss:
if evolution is real then why didnt the big bang stop 911 CHECKMATE ATHIETS
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: What does that have to do with evolution? o.o
Stranger 2: what a retard
Stranger 1: Why didn't god stop 911?
Stranger 1: lolol
Stranger 2: well said
Stranger 1: Indeed.
Stranger 1: And break.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

athiets are the dumbest people

>>	Xenos Sun Aug 7 04:00:34 2011 No.3524589 -________- You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who is Carl Sagan? Stranger 1: Some bitch Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:00:34 2011 No.3524592

Is evolution real or are you retarded?

Stranger 2: ummmm
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: hmmmm
Stranger 2: its planet of the apes
Stranger 1: Which would you choose? Fountain of youth or Fountain of bacon? Can't choose both!
Stranger 2: fountain of pussy
Stranger 1: so smart
Stranger 2: thanks
Stranger 2: babe

I'm not sure what just happened.

>>	Xenos Sun Aug 7 04:02:34 2011 No.3524596 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who is Carl Sagan? Stranger 2: he is a person Stranger 2: idk who he is Stranger 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sagan Stranger 1: lrn2google Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:05:34 2011 No.3524604 >>3522244 36 meters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:06:34 2011 No.3524607 >>3524604 explain please

>>	OP Sun Aug 7 04:07:34 2011 No.3524613 >>3524604 Yes it is 36 meters.

Xenos Sun Aug 7 04:08:34 2011 No.3524615

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Jesus vs noted athiest Richard Dawkins. Who wins? (Both get equal prep time. Jesus doesn't use any magic because Dawkins doesn't buy it. Equal weapons as chosen.)

Stranger 1: jesus for sure

Stranger 2: I'm gonna go with Jesus as well.

Stranger 1: Is this jailhouse rules?

Stranger 1: or are we talking a clean fight

Stranger 2: Superior survival skills, particularly adept at overcoming objections, etc.

Stranger 1: duh. I mean richard dawkins looks like a vagina

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Xenos Sun Aug 7 04:09:34 2011 No.3524618 File: 90 KB, 400x373, Emma-watson-Richard-Dawkins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3524615 Stranger 1: duh. I mean richard dawkins looks like a vagina Huh...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:11:34 2011 No.3524622 Ask "Entropy is derived from which law of thermodynamics?" You'll be amazed by the disconnects.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:11:34 2011 No.3524623 >>3524613 how is it not 40?

Xenos Sun Aug 7 04:11:34 2011 No.3524626

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Jesus vs noted athiest Richard Dawkins. Who wins? (Both get equal prep time. Jesus doesn't use any magic because Dawkins doesn't buy it. Equal weapons as chosen.)

Stranger 1: ok im not religious

Stranger 1: but wouldnt jesus win

Stranger 1: because by attending the debate

Stranger 1: he proves he exists

Stranger 1 has disconnected

-____-
>implying Jesus wasn't a historical person anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:12:34 2011 No.3524628 File: 13 KB, 494x205, ohigh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I just ruined someone's trip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:15:34 2011 No.3524637 >>3524626 >implying you can spell "atheist."

OP Sun Aug 7 04:17:34 2011 No.3524648

>>3524623

Let's say Andy runs at 10 m/s. He will finish the race in 10 seconds and beat Barry by 20 meters. This means after 10 seconds Barry ran 80 meters.

So now we know Barry runs at 8 m/s. Barry will finish the race in 12.5 seconds. 100m / 8m/s = 12.5 seconds. So in 12.5 seconds Barry will finish the race and be 20 meters ahead of Carl.

This means that Carl ran 80 meters in 12.5 seconds. 80 meters/ 12.5 seconds = 6.4 m/s. Ergo, when Andy won the race @ t=10 seconds Car had ran 6.4 m/s * 10 seconds = 64 meters. So Andy beat Carl by 36 meters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:19:34 2011 No.3524661 File: 20 KB, 564x311, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Indeed he is

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:20:34 2011 No.3524663 >>3524607 >>3524623 Ok, quick one. Their speeds are constant, and decrease 20 percent each step. That means they correlate like this: 1, 0,8, 0,64 since 0,64/0,8=0,8 1-0,64=0,36 0,36*100=36

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:23:34 2011 No.3524678 File: 55 KB, 1070x554, son i am proud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometimes, but rarely, I am pleasantly surprised.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:29:34 2011 No.3524705

1 + 1 x 0 = ?

Stranger 2: 0?

Stranger 1: 0

Stranger 2: wait no

Stranger 2: it's 1

Stranger 2: OMG

Stranger 2: BODMAS!

Stranger 1: oh shit

Stranger 2: I FAIL EVERYTHING

Stranger 1: me oto

Stranger 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Stranger 1: o well

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:30:34 2011 No.3524711

Lol Stranger 1 is a retard.

Question to discuss:
How much energy does it take to accelerate matter to the speed of light?
Stranger 2: aaaaaaaaand you really expect a serious answer from Omegle??
Stranger 1: if it was summer break i would totally figure that out
Stranger 1: wasnt*
Stranger 1: but it is and i forgot all my physics
Stranger 2: e=mc^2...
Stranger 2: aka mass times the speed of light squared
Stranger 2: however due to relativistic effects, the mass increases as you get closer to the speed of light
Stranger 1: therefore there is not enough info to answer the question
Stranger 2: so you'll never have enough energy in the universe to accelerate even the smallest particle that fast
Stranger 2: haha no there is an answer
Stranger 2: it can't be done
Stranger 2: Einstein proved it
Stranger 2: no amount of info will give you an answer
Stranger 1: plus you cant measure a particle such as an electron because its always moving
Stranger 2: and btws, all matter has mass
Stranger 2: what does that have to do with anything?
Stranger 1: i know
Stranger 1: i was just looking for a specific value
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:33:34 2011 No.3524720 File: 29 KB, 544x367, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got this answer on my first fucking try Next question: Why is Stranger 1 always smarter than Stranger 2?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:35:34 2011 No.3524726 File: 34 KB, 396x575, b12817_boxer-lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3524711 At least the other guy isn't retarded for once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:36:34 2011 No.3524730 What does E=mc² mean? Stranger 2: Titties Stranger 1: you have 2 dicks Fuck this planet. I'm outta here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:41:34 2011 No.3524742 >>3524711 whats the physics formula for that calculation, i wish i hadnt sold back my physics book... the formula for the energy it would take to accelerate an electron (in MeV or whatever units) to a certain speed while ignoring relativistic effects.

OP Sun Aug 7 04:42:34 2011 No.3524748

Lol... just started saying this one... listened in on a very nice convo with it o_O.

Question to discuss: Ignore me. Enjoy your cyber-sex you perverts.
Stranger 1: You are the pervert.
Stranger 1: Pervert
Stranger 2: fuck ur mom
Stranger 2: pervert
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:48:34 2011 No.3524765

You two are a Tb meson, which of you is the top quark which is the bottom?
Stranger 1: huh?
Stranger 2: lol particle physics joke
Stranger 2: good thing im a physicist
Stranger 1: oh..
Stranger 1: :L
Stranger 1: so whats the joke mean..?
Stranger 2: top and bottom quarks make up things like protons and neutrons
Stranger 2: but here its meant to be who is on top and who is on bottom during sex
Stranger 1: oh.
Stranger 1: I'M ON TOP.
Stranger 2: bottom
Stranger 2: im lazy
Stranger 1: Aha, I'm just afraid of getting squished..
Stranger 2: im big enough to not be
Stranger 1: Lucky you.
Stranger 2: ...wasnt intended to be sexual, i meant im a big guy
Stranger 1: What if the top quark is really fat?

Brilliance.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:49:34 2011 No.3524771

does 0.999... (repeating to infinity) = 1? use a proof to explain your reasoning.
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: if it were one
Stranger 1: It's ~1
Stranger 2: it would say one
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: It becomes so close.
Stranger 1: But never equals 1.
Stranger 2: exactly

kids these days

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:51:34 2011 No.3524774

What does E=mc² mean?
Stranger 2: ,,,
Stranger 2: omfg
Stranger 1: My dick
Stranger 2: its the formula
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: on how tog et chicks
Stranger 2: idiot
Stranger 2: you go up to her
Stranger 2: and you say im an MC
Stranger 2: she says really?
Stranger 2: you say EEEEE
Stranger 2: ill square you also
Stranger 2 has disconnected

..wat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:52:34 2011 No.3524777 >>3524771 does 0.999... (repeating to infinity) = 1? use a proof to explain your reasoning. Stranger 1: oh fuck right off Stranger 1 has disconnected ive only had one person say .999... = 1.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:01:34 2011 No.3524798

FUCKING PONY FAGS.

Question to discuss:
Does 0.999... (repeating to infinity) = 1? Use a proof to explain your reasoning.

Stranger 2: nope it doesnt
Stranger 2: infinity is infinity
Stranger 1: i dont think you get the question bro
Stranger 2: it mustnt get to one because its infinite
Stranger 1: i think yes because when i punch 0.999999999 in the calc
Stranger 1: it shows up as one
Stranger 1: machines are god
Stranger 2: because its stoopid, /b/ro
Stranger 1: stop calling ppl "\b\ro"
Stranger 1: i dont even use 4chan
Stranger 2: i dont too
Stranger 1: then it doesnt even make sense
Stranger 2: but i love da ponies
Stranger 1: hey i love ponies
Stranger 2: mlp fim?
Stranger 1: yeah bro
Stranger 2: yay
Stranger 1: PP is the best pony
Stranger 2: favorite one?
Stranger 2: Rainbow Dash
Stranger 1: thats my 2nd fav lol

They're still going at it now. They went from massive hostility to being best buddies. I guess love can bloom on a battlefield...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:03:34 2011 No.3524806 Imagine of /b/ caught wind of our shenanigans... Well given the ascii trollface and facepalms, they might already have

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:07:34 2011 No.3524814 >>3524806 I saw a thread of /b/ doing the same thing, minus science questions, earlier tonight.

OP Sun Aug 7 05:17:34 2011 No.3524829

Omeglets are fucking retarded...

Stranger 2: male
Stranger 2: age im 19
Stranger 1: I'm 18.
Stranger 2: thats wassup
Stranger 2: whats with the question though
Stranger 1: I don't know.
Stranger 1: It's not like I asked it...
Stranger 2: ya i know iwas just wondering where they get these questions from
Stranger 1: Some things, we just have to accept that we will never understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:18:34 2011 No.3524832 File: 35 KB, 867x225, omegle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:19:34 2011 No.3524834 >>3524814 The same, if you change 'science questions' with 'pictures of dicks', yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:27:34 2011 No.3524858 Why do people never post the images of me answering their questions correctly? the fuck.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:31:34 2011 No.3524871

Ok now I'm a jerk:

Basalt is the most common igneous rock on the surface of the earth. Why is it so difficult to study? (Spy knows do you?)
Stranger 1: Because its formed in volcanoes
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 1: Around liquid fucking MAGMA
Stranger 1: Its black glass
Stranger 2: good point
Stranger 1: No, i win, im serious
Stranger 1: i defeat spy
Stranger 2: i thought that was obsideon
Stranger 1: i didnt wiki that
Stranger 1: Ohh
Stranger 1: Shit
Stranger 1: Lol
Stranger 1: I think theyre both similar
Stranger 1: *shrug*

(The correct answer is because MORB or straight Basalt forms more along spreading ridges under the ocean. Making it hard to access)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:35:34 2011 No.3524879 File: 25 KB, 1237x373, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >define n >for any natural number n God dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:38:34 2011 No.3524890 >>3524879 "Do your own homework" That's why I keep having to put "Spy nows, do you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:40:34 2011 No.3524895 how do i volunteer to answer questions? this seems really fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:43:34 2011 No.3524901 File: 24 KB, 1232x393, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And faith restored.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:47:34 2011 No.3524913

If a wave has a wavelength λ = 400m (1300ft) then what is the depth of its' wave base?.(Spy knows do you?)
Stranger 1: the depth of it's base?
Stranger 1: what do you mean it's base
Stranger 1: you mean like, amplitude?
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Answer: the wave base = λ/2 = 4000/2 = 200m (650ft)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:53:34 2011 No.3524925 >>3524901 That's me. Sorry, I couldn't complete.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:55:34 2011 No.3524928 >>3524925 You need to use the formula for the sum, i.e 1 + 2 + ... + n-1 + n = n(n+1)/2

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:03:34 2011 No.3524945

>>3524928

[sum of cubes to n] = [square of sum to n]
[square of sum to n = [formula for sum]^2
[sum of cubes to n] = [fomula for sum]^2
[sum of cubes to n] + (n+1)^3 = [formula for sum to (n+1)]^2
[formula for sum]^2 + (n+1)^3 = [formula for sum to (n+1)]^2

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:09:34 2011 No.3524953

>>3524945

>feel free to gloat

You tried, a lot better than anyone else I asked.

The inductive step was:

[sum of cubes to n] = [fomula for sum]^2
[sum of cubes to n] + (n+1)^3 = [formula for sum to (n+1)]^2

Now you just prove that both sides of the equation are equal, which shows that it is true for n+1.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:14:34 2011 No.3524961 Answer of the fucking month: What's the difference between peat and coal? Stranger 2: who cares!! Stranger 1: one is peat the other one likes watermelon Stranger 2 has disconnected Maybe I should ask an easy question?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:14:34 2011 No.3524963 File: 15 KB, 807x205, 9fc67498b5f3d859d5b7e08a75e79c04[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did I just get schooled?

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:15:34 2011 No.3524966

Question to discuss:
Convert the Cartesian coordinates (1,1) to polar form (r,θ).
Stranger 1: aw shit
Stranger 1: that greek symbol
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: WUT
Stranger 1: second
Stranger 1: i could figurethis out
Stranger 2: Looks like a tabbie.
Stranger 1: to wikipedia
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:17:34 2011 No.3524971 lmao nub didnt know math

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:22:34 2011 No.3524977 Herp: Why are quartzite and marble commonly unfoliated? (Spy knows. Do you?) Stranger 1: um Stranger 1: because they are both..... Stranger 1: sedimentary? Stranger 1: right? Stranger 2: yeah Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:24:34 2011 No.3524983 What? Why was the rain highly acidic early in earths history? (Spy knows. Do you?) Stranger 1: hi Stranger 1: male or female? Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:52:34 2011 No.3525037 what the heck, I was searching for a science troll and I ended talking with a random guy

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:53:34 2011 No.3525040

Question to discuss:
If I let go of a pencil on the moon, will it fall and why/why not?

Stranger 1: It will float down wards because there's no gravity

Stranger 2: no, gravity will make it float away like a 10 year old being handed to a crowd of pedos

Stranger 1: Ew

Stranger 1: The fuck

Stranger 1: Is wrong with yiu

Stranger 2: its a fact of life

Stranger 2: gravity is science, dont fight it

Stranger 1: It's disturbing the pedo part retard

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:04:34 2011 No.3525064 >>3525037 Same here. I just talked to a girl about Java and Python for an hour. Wtf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:34:34 2011 No.3525141 Is anyone else experiencing a significant connection delay before it informs you there's a technical error causing you to disconnect, repeatedly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:42:34 2011 No.3525163 >>3525141 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:49:34 2011 No.3525179 >>3525064 girl? in internet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:57:34 2011 No.3525189 >>3525179 Whats even more bizarre than that is apparently the girl knows python

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:00:34 2011 No.3525197

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
1 + 1 x 0 = ?

Stranger 1: 0

Stranger 2: 0

Stranger 2: xD

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.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\

Stranger 1: dumb question

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:02:34 2011 No.3525200 When you do the moon pencil trick, it's useful to tell about the tides and their origin.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:04:34 2011 No.3525204

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Evaluate 1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0 (0 is not the answer, if you arrive at 0 you have a mental illness)
Stranger 1: well... you're the one with the mental illness
Stranger 2: Its 5.
Stranger 2: LOL.
Stranger 2: BIDMAS
Stranger 1: anything multiplied zero times is 0.
Stranger 2: Stranger,
Stranger 2: The -,
Stranger 2: Is the end of the first bit,
Stranger 2: Put a bracket on either side,
Stranger 2: And you end up with 5.
Stranger 2: 6*
Stranger 1: i suppose you are right, multiplication is handled first
Stranger 2: No,
Stranger 1: i will admit, math is not my strong point
Stranger 2: Brackets is handled first.
Stranger 2: Then indices,
Stranger 2: Then division,
Stranger 2: Then Times,
Stranger 2: Then adding,
Stranger 2: Then substratin.
Stranger 2: Subtraction*
Stranger 1: perhaps i should have gone to college.
Stranger 2: Im in year 7 and i know that.
Stranger 2: Lol.
Stranger 1: then again, i realized at a young age and 90% of humanity does not need to know much more than adding/subtracting to get by
Stranger 2 has disconnected

FUCK THESE INBRED HORSEFUCKING DIPSHITS I AM LEGIT MAD IRL AND THIS IS THE FIRST QUESTION I'VE ASKED TODAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:06:34 2011 No.3525207 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: If Jesus was real, why didn't he stop AIDS? Stranger 2: Because he had it as well Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:07:34 2011 No.3525209

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Evaluate 1+1x0 (0 is not the answer, if you arrive at 0 you have a mental illness)
Stranger 2: 0
Stranger 1: who caress haha
Stranger 2: You have a bad math head asker
Stranger 1: haha
You have disconnected.

Sorry but this pisses me off so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:07:34 2011 No.3525211 Talk to strangers! You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: 1 + 1 x 0 = ? (It's not 0) Stranger 1: 2?.. Stranger 2: 1

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:11:34 2011 No.3525216 Question to discuss: What's your favorite evolution fact? Stranger 2: hi.. male 22 India Stranger 1: Definitely things noted in The Ascent of Man by Charles Darwin Stranger 1: and his studies in the Galapagos Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:20:34 2011 No.3525239

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Evaluate 1+1x0 (0 is not the answer, if you arrive at 0 you have a mental illness and need to learn your order of operations 7 right 9 wrong)
Stranger 1: 0..
Stranger 1: duuh
Stranger 2: it is 0
Stranger 2: idiot quetioner
Stranger 1: stupid.
Stranger 1: its 1
Stranger 1: 1.
Stranger 1: 1.
Stranger 1: 1.
Stranger 1: 1.
Stranger 1: 1.
Stranger 1: 1.
Stranger 1: LOL!
Stranger 1: u made first 1x0 and then 1 +
Stranger 1: lol.
Stranger 2: oh shit ur right
Stranger 1: heeh. :D.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

:))))))))))))))))))))

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:36:34 2011 No.3525268 File: 42 KB, 720x718, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh nice wai- WHAT

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:41:34 2011 No.3525278 >>3525268 >1/6th slower NOPE try again

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:00:34 2011 No.3525307

Why is it impossible to travel at the speed of light?

Stranger 2: ummm its possible
Stranger 2: i think.....
Stranger 1: it is possible
Stranger 2: yay i was right lol
Stranger 2: =D
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Guys, I just end up raging when I read the answers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:03:34 2011 No.3525316 >How many bits is one kilobyte (kB)? >Stranger 1: 1000 >Stranger 2: 100 Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:05:34 2011 No.3525323 Tried: 1 + 1 x 0 = ? (No, the answer is not zero.) Stopped after 6 wrong, 17 correct, with the rate of correctness growing. Maybe omegle is getting smarter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:07:34 2011 No.3525328 >>3525323 I dunno. I still keep being told we can't travel at the speed of light because we aren't light.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:12:34 2011 No.3525335 >>3525328 That is a technically correct answer. You need to be massless to travel at the speed of light.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:18:34 2011 No.3525347
File: 50 KB, 321x400, 1258050870081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Question to discuss:
If evolution is a fact, then why do monkeys still exist? (Note: THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION)

Stranger 2: lploll

Stranger 2: makes me laugh every time

Stranger 1: if god is fact why did he do such a bad job creating religion

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 2: i hope ur a girl but most likely ur not

THERE IS HOPE FOR THE WORLD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:19:34 2011 No.3525350 >>3525335 ...okay, that's true, but I'm pretty sure they're being smart asses. No one has given me the infinite energy requirement that I'm looking for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:21:34 2011 No.3525357 >Question to discuss: >What is socialism? Stranger 2: BARACK OBAMA Stranger 1: hi Stranger 2: hi Stranger 1: ARE YOU GİRL Stranger 2: are you stupid grammar? Stranger 1: NO I MEN Stranger 2: I SEE Stranger 2: tarzan... Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:23:34 2011 No.3525359

Question to discuss:
Is 0.99999...=1?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: I don't think so.

Stranger 2: although im probably the wrong person to ask

Stranger 1: Same.

Stranger 1: I mean you could round it to 1.

Stranger 1: But it's not equal.

Stranger 2: Yea thats true but its not the same is it

Stranger 2: Boom

Stranger 1: No.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:39:34 2011 No.3525382

>>3525357
>Question to discuss:
>What is socialism?
Stranger 1: A bad political system.
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 2: I live in Denmark, we have had a socialistic system for 90 years or so
Stranger 1: It involves curbing the economic, political and social freedoms to achieve a 'utopia' of fake equality.
Stranger 1: People have the right to be entitled to the fruits of their labor.
Stranger 2: We have one of the strongest economies in the world
Stranger 1: Free markets work better.
Stranger 2: let me guess your american, right
Stranger 1: Free markets also are not based on theft.
Stranger 1: I am, yes.
Stranger 1: Nice to meet you.
Stranger 2: you too :P
Stranger 2: so any news on if your country is going bankrupt yet?
Stranger 1: We've been bankrupt for a long time. They're only admitting it now.
Stranger 1: The Bush/Obama administrations spent and borrowed too much money.
Stranger 2: And you don't think that all the billions you could get from tax would help out the poor and dieing?
Stranger 2: or at least a reasonable minimum wage
Stranger 1: Cut spending, don't raise taxes. Let people keep the money they earn
Stranger 1: The US can cut the debt without touching medicare or social security easily.
Stranger 2: well yeah you do have a scary army
Stranger 1: Cut Homeland Security, the defense budget, overseas wars, the TSA, the NSA and abolish the Federl Reserve system.
Stranger 2: But you could save money having a medicare
Stranger 1: The government already spends of billions of dollars on medical services.
Stranger 2: either way, have fun ^^, this might not have been the best conversation I've had here, but definitely the smartest.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:44:34 2011 No.3525395 >Question to discuss: >If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have? Stranger 1: -.- Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:45:34 2011 No.3525400 File: 37 KB, 555x448, 698617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3525382 My god, some Americans are fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:53:34 2011 No.3525410 >>3525382 MOAR!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:54:34 2011 No.3525415 File: 97 KB, 804x1194, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3525395

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:56:34 2011 No.3525418

>Question to discuss:
>Is x·(x+1) even or odd? (x beeing an integer.)
Stranger 2: Odd
Stranger 2: At least in some cases
Stranger 1: odd
Stranger 2: Yeah, in all cases
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: Well, that's that sorted.
Stranger 1: I hope
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:05:34 2011 No.3525438

>>3525418
>Question to discuss:
>Is x·(x+1) even or odd? (x being an integer.)
Stranger 2: I unno
Stranger 2: I hate math
Stranger 1: neither
Stranger 1: its 0
Stranger 2: WOAH
Stranger 2: OGM
Stranger 2: YOU SO SMART
Stranger 1: no that was gust hammered into my head in school
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>Today we learned that 0 is neither even or odd.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:13:34 2011 No.3525453

>>3525438
>Question to discuss:
>Is x·(x+1) even or odd? (x being an integer.)
Stranger 2: integer
Stranger 2: even!
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 2: odd
Stranger 1: i dont understand
Stranger 2: -x2+1
Stranger 2: that makes no sense?
Stranger 1: x is the integer our the variable»
Stranger 2: mhmmm
Stranger 2: ohh
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 2: so then#
Stranger 2: its postive x squared
Stranger 2: but plus one?
Stranger 2: you cant do that
Stranger 1: distributiv propriety
Stranger 1: x²+x
Stranger 2: yeah:)
Stranger 2: but you cant do anything from then on with it
Stranger 2: so its not even nor odd
Stranger 2: the maths im tought it irelands like rocket science :(
Stranger 2: fml
Stranger 1: what??

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:17:34 2011 No.3525459
File: 65 KB, 498x575, 1301337640204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

Stranger 1: 9.

Stranger 1: WAIT

Stranger 1: no .

Stranger 1: yes 9.

>mfw average human

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:19:34 2011 No.3525464 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: あなたの名前は何ですか？　あなたはどこから来るのか？ Stranger 2: ??????? Stranger 1: i said that yesterday Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:20:34 2011 No.3525468 >>3525418 >>3525438 >>3525453 how the hell can people be this retarded? they're completely incoherent

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:24:34 2011 No.3525474 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: integrate 4x^3 Stranger 1: 56 Stranger 2: nice Stranger 1: fuck yeah that was after 10 ppl disconnected immediately

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:31:34 2011 No.3525499

>>3522244
was asked this question on omegle yesterday. i got 36 meters using extremely basic algebra (not sure if correct but it seems to be) while the other guy kept on insisting it was 40 meters. he claimed he was correct because he was a mechanical engineer (didn't tell him I was a chemistry major).

goddamn it, i fucking hate how a bunch of retards are studying to be mechanical engineers and yet fail at basic math

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:36:34 2011 No.3525517 >>3525468 What? That first one was correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:37:34 2011 No.3525522 What is the limit of sin(x)/x as x tends to 0? Stranger 2: That kind of math will open a wormhole if you are not careful. Stranger 1: undefined Stranger 2 has disconnected. >mfw does not understand limits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:38:34 2011 No.3525524 integrate 4x^3 Stranger 2: 64x Stranger 1: lol I haven't even done that yet Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:39:34 2011 No.3525528 >>3525517 http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x%28x%2B1%29

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:40:34 2011 No.3525537 >>3525528 OH it's a multiplication dot. Thought it was a minus sign.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:45:34 2011 No.3525555 File: 32 KB, 1340x186, Omegle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:47:34 2011 No.3525572 >If you drop a pen on the moon, would it fall to the moon's surface or float into space? Stranger 2: the pen ll pierce ur girlfrnd's pussy Stranger 1: wtf

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:48:34 2011 No.3525574 File: 9 KB, 448x291, z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:48:34 2011 No.3525579 >>3521011 Have been asking that question for ages. Nobody has answered anything related to the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:50:34 2011 No.3525586 File: 130 KB, 1366x768, z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shitstorm incoming

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:51:34 2011 No.3525595 File: 123 KB, 1366x768, lol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:53:34 2011 No.3525607 File: 128 KB, 1366x768, heh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it was good while it lasted

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:56:34 2011 No.3525622 >>3525555 man that guy is witty. first person on omegle who's not a complete dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:57:34 2011 No.3525631 File: 19 KB, 691x286, 1511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:03:34 2011 No.3525660 Question to discuss: 4! - 3! = ? Stranger 1: 1! Stranger 2: 1! Stranger 1: internet is full of wins sir Stranger 1: you cant beat us Stranger 2: penis? Stranger 2: wait what? Stranger 1: it looks like it though

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:06:34 2011 No.3525671

Question to discuss:
4! - 3! = ?
Stranger 1: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 2: 1
Stranger 1: the actual answer is 4 nab
Stranger 2: how so?
Stranger 1: 4x3x2x1 - 3x2x1 = 4
Stranger 1: noob
Stranger 2: sorry i dont know what that is..
Stranger 1: well you obviously suck
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>4x3x2x1 = 24
>3x2x1 = 6
>24-6=18
>18 != 4

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:14:34 2011 No.3525713

>Question to discuss:
>An electron, of charge e and initially at rest, is accelerated through a potential of 10,000 Volts, what's its final kinetic energy in electron-volts?
Stranger 2: test in class?
Stranger 1: ah shit, i should know this
Stranger 1: im doing physics this year
Stranger 2: a fucking explosion,that's what u get
Stranger 1: um lol
Stranger 1: wait
Stranger 1: of course its 10000 eV
Stranger 2: or maybe a black hole!
Stranger 1: easy lol
Stranger 2: fuck this shit i'm going do mars
Stranger 2: *to
Stranger 1: its the final countdown!
Stranger 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Christ that took a long time to find an not retard.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:15:34 2011 No.3525720

Trying to get an invite to answer spy mode questions, stumbled upon this fucking idiot

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 124/f/UK
You: you
Stranger: 21 male canada
Stranger: :D
Stranger: waz up
Stranger: ?
You: Wow Canadians are incredibly stupid
Stranger: rofl
You: Try to be a little smarter
Stranger: mate i aint fully
Stranger: canadian
You: But you are fully stupid
Stranger: hahhahahah
Stranger: u dont even know me
Stranger: :D
You: My name is Ryan
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: john here
You: So if you're not fully Canadian what are you
Stranger: dad is American mum is canadian
Stranger: so i m both
You: American isn't really an ethnicity
Stranger: oh yh
Stranger: how come
Stranger: ?

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:16:34 2011 No.3525727

>>3525720

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 124/f/UK
You: you
Stranger: 21 male canada
Stranger: :D
Stranger: waz up
Stranger: ?
You: Wow Canadians are incredibly stupid
Stranger: rofl
You: Try to be a little smarter
Stranger: mate i aint fully
Stranger: canadian
You: But you are fully stupid
Stranger: hahhahahah
Stranger: u dont even know me
Stranger: :D
You: My name is Ryan
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: john here
You: So if you're not fully Canadian what are you
Stranger: dad is American mum is canadian
Stranger: so i m both
You: American isn't really an ethnicity
Stranger: oh yh
Stranger: how come
Stranger: ?
You: Because America is a nation founded on the mixture of hundreds of different ethnicities
You: For example, Italian or African is an ethnicity
Stranger: wats ur problem
Stranger: wat i ever did to u to be so mean
You: o.o I'm not being mean I'm just talking to you about ethnicity
Stranger: iight
Stranger: but trust me
Stranger: u better be happy
Stranger: that us exist
Stranger: cuz without us
Stranger: this world would go straight to hell
Stranger: for example
Stranger: Nazis would be allover uk by now if us wasnt there
Stranger: :)
Stranger: simple
You: Were you educated in Canada or the US
Stranger: US
Stranger: wats up i m just talking to u about world war 2 nothin much
Stranger: lol
You: That is probably why you think the US was such an integral factor in the European front of WW2
Stranger: well it was
You: Hitler had just lost a crippling battle at the hands of Stalin in the battle of Stalingrad. The Russians were taking back Germany's eastern front with extreme prejudice
Stranger: well we took care of west
Stranger: i remember us taking all france back

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:18:34 2011 No.3525742

>>3525727

You: Although yes, the UK was being raped, Germany had to focus most of its forces that previously occupied the western front onto the eastern because they were being raped hard
You: My point is the only thing that changed was we stopped the USSR from taking Berlin, and instead we took it. This changed the way we view the war today
You: In reality we did not help much on the western front
Stranger: u wanted us to get into this war which never been on our land u wanted it so badly
Stranger: yes u didnt at all
Stranger: my grands took care of all this
Stranger: it was blood bath
Stranger: mohaa beach
You: Okay now I'm completely confused as to what you're talking about
Stranger: i m talking ab out
Stranger: our full army
Stranger: getting into
Stranger: war
Stranger: to finish
Stranger: wat should be done
Stranger: and cant believe u guys still hate us
You: We don't hate you. What are you even talking about
Stranger: u know so well that our country took care of loads and loads of eroup shit
You: Are you suggesting the US wants to engage in war with one of its biggest economic partners

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:19:34 2011 No.3525748

>>3525727

Stranger: well i felt u been
Stranger: lil aggressive with me
Stranger: who uk
You: I don't stand for all of the US
Stranger: uk is one of most beloved alliances
You: no
You: I'm talking about you
Stranger: oh
You: And what do you mean your country "took care of loads of eroup shit"
Stranger: world war 2
Stranger: thats wat i meant
Stranger: this all war was ur own war guys
Stranger: but ur prime minister at that time did do lots of work
Stranger: to get my country into this
Stranger: war
Stranger: cuz it was matter of time before the all great Britain falls
You: Prime minister? US doesn't have a prime minister
Stranger: i m talking
Stranger: about u
Stranger: england
You: me?
You: I'm not english I'm American
Stranger: seriously tho
Stranger: ?
Stranger: u said at the begging UK
Stranger: ?
You: I also said I was 124
You: did you believe that too?
Stranger: thought that was a mistake
Stranger: thought u meant
Stranger: 24
You: oh, no
You: I'm 16 and american
Stranger: that feels much better
Stranger: which state
Stranger: ?
You: Texas
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Ohio here
Stranger: but why u think Canadian r stupid
Stranger: doesnt make scenes to me
You: lol
You: have a good day
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:41:34 2011 No.3525841

Question to discuss:
(5 + 2) / (1 - 0!)=?
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 2: okay
Stranger 2: I can do this
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: you do it
Stranger 2: um, is it 7
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: yeah it's 7
Stranger 1: there's a !
Stranger 1: that's invalid
Stranger 2: 9 factorial is 0
Stranger 1: answer = Invalid.
Stranger 2: NEVERMIND zero FACTORIAL IS ONE
Stranger 2: THE ANSWER IS 0
Stranger 1: oh really.
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 1: Bingo!
Stranger 2: sorry
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 1: why
Stranger 1: it's ok anyway.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>they never got it

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:44:34 2011 No.3525857

oh dear.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Describe a mathematical circumstance in which the phrase " 2 + 2 = 10" is true. (Hint: Bases. This isn't so difficult.)

Stranger 1: logs..
Stranger 2: >:U
Stranger 1: hello?
Stranger 2: >8U
Stranger 1: jesus
Stranger 2: Feed me >:U
Stranger 1: what do you want?
Stranger 2: Food >:U
Stranger 1: cum?
Stranger 2: Are you saying you eat cum as food? >:U
Stranger 1: sometimes... you can freeze it and make cum cubes
Stranger 2: ... <:U
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:03:34 2011 No.3525939
File: 74 KB, 1011x552, galactose damnit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Had lots of guesses of "fructose". Interesting to see how many people don't know that

Glucose + Fructose = Sucrose

Glucose + Galactose = Lactose

...but to be honest, i'm just amazed that general people know the name of more sugars than 'glucose'. Go figure. Didn't wanna complicate things by putting 'disaccharide' :P

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