Hey /Sci/.

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Hey /Sci/. Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:01:49 2011 No.3516127 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:07:49 2011 No.3516161 >>3516127 My dear sir, what is this website where you can collaboratively discuss philosophical questions like the one you have articulated a brilliant response to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:09:49 2011 No.3516172 >>3516161 second on that request That site does seem like an awesome idea, both for trolling and time wasting

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:11:49 2011 No.3516181 File: 14 KB, 888x325, Buttdevistated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516161 >>3516172 Omegle, they have a new Spy mode (beta), where one can enter a question and watch two people discuss said question

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:12:49 2011 No.3516188 >>3516181 my body is ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:16:49 2011 No.3516201 Oh god yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:18:49 2011 No.3516212 >>3516181 Thank you my good sir. It's time we proudly march towards the battlefield of Omegle and implode the brains of simpletons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:18:49 2011 No.3516216 Question to discuss: What happens when you drop a pencil on the moon? Stranger 2: you cant Stranger 2: or can u Stranger 1: no ones been to do moon nig lets have sexz

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:20:49 2011 No.3516229

Question to discuss:
This thing all things devours. Birds, beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stones to meal. Slays kings, ruins towns and beats high mountains down. what is it?
Stranger 1: interesting
Stranger 2: voldemort
Stranger 1: Democracy
Stranger 1: and capitalism
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>mfw no one on omegele has read the hobbit, also angsty teenagers

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:24:49 2011 No.3516247 >>3516242 Hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:25:49 2011 No.3516250 Question to discuss: Evolution is a ___ Stranger 2: myht Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:25:49 2011 No.3516252 .999 = 1 ? Stranger 2: ? impossibru Stranger 1: :fucklogic:

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:28:49 2011 No.3516264 File: 51 KB, 712x239, 23132421548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nuclear energy = Global warming shit.

>>	Hopeless Necromantic Fri Aug 5 22:28:49 2011 No.3516269 File: 14 KB, 1238x184, social injustice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At first I thought that, despite the use of the wrong form of "their", that this would be an intelligent discussion. I was wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:31:49 2011 No.3516280 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What happens when one drops a pencil on the moon? Stranger 1: its floats Stranger 2: Yes Stranger 2: Whay he said Stranger 2: What* Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Hopeless Necromantic Fri Aug 5 22:32:49 2011 No.3516292 Oh god, I just desperately want to intervene in this, but I can't. I like this feature, it will teach me that I don't have to contradict everyone, all the time. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:33:49 2011 No.3516295 File: 133 KB, 1287x704, 23132421549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:34:49 2011 No.3516299 Question to discuss: If global warming isn't real, then why is Venus hotter than Mercury? Stranger 2: Because you're fat Stranger 1: inappropriate Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:35:49 2011 No.3516302 Question to discuss: Who invented electricity? Stranger 1: thomas edison Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:35:49 2011 No.3516303

I asked this and have gotted 7 yesses and 0 nos

Question to discuss:
Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? (moon landing, 9/11, etc.)

Stranger 2: Yes

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: hell yeah

Stranger 2: The Moon Landing for sure

Stranger 1: not the moon landing

Stranger 1: i think its real

Stranger 2: Which ones do you believe?

Stranger 2: I think the government planned Kennedy's death

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:36:49 2011 No.3516306 >>3516302 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:36:49 2011 No.3516308 Question to discuss: Edison or Tesla? Stranger 1: Tesla Stranger 1: All the way Which one of you bro's is this?

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:37:49 2011 No.3516316

Question to discuss:
Why aren't jobs coming back?
Stranger 1: idk
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 1: ask obama
Stranger 2 has disconnected

actually this idea seems pretty terrible after i think about it. why on earth would two people want someone to watch them talk about some random stupid question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:38:49 2011 No.3516319 >>3516316 yeah, especially because if one ragequits, the other can't answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:38:49 2011 No.3516322 >>3516302 Loled hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:39:49 2011 No.3516326 Question to discuss: Who will disconnect first? Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:39:49 2011 No.3516327 File: 44 KB, 347x321, 23132421560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516316 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:39:49 2011 No.3516328 File: 11 KB, 848x208, grv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gets people every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:39:49 2011 No.3516330 ou're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Maxwell or Feynman? Stranger 2: who Stranger 1: i dont even know Stranger 1: awkward.... Stranger 2: yurp raging so hard /sci/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:40:49 2011 No.3516339 >>3516326 Question to discuss: Who will disconnect last? Stranger 2: probs me Stranger 1: K Stranger 2: so, sup? Stranger 1: Nmu Stranger 1 has disconnected

Hopeless Necromantic Fri Aug 5 22:40:49 2011 No.3516340

The question I ask:
>Why is it that whever anybody complains about some social injustice, people bring up worse social injustices happening in other parts of the world, as though that makes it ok?

The answer I have recieved more than once:
Nobody cares.

The worst thing is he's right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:41:49 2011 No.3516345 >>3516339 Question to discuss: Who will disconnect last? Stranger 1: not me Stranger 2: that's a dumbass question Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Hopeless Necromantic Fri Aug 5 22:42:49 2011 No.3516347 File: 15 KB, 1222x170, theyrenotretarded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, a legit answer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:42:49 2011 No.3516348 File: 23 KB, 384x173, 23132421570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wut

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:43:49 2011 No.3516355 >>3516348 The only reason there are barely any craters on earth is our atmosphere

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:43:49 2011 No.3516356 Question to discuss: What happens if you land on the bottom of the moon? Stranger 2: you fall Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:45:49 2011 No.3516363

Question to discuss:
What happens if you land on the bottom of the moon?
Stranger 1: bottom?
Stranger 1: the moon doesn't have a bottom
Stranger 2: Technically there isn't a bottom
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: there's just
Stranger 1: surface
Stranger 1: what a boring question
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Son, I'm proud. But don't be a dick.

>>	Hopeless Necromantic Fri Aug 5 22:46:49 2011 No.3516369 God stranger 1 is a dickhead. Three times now Stranger 2 has wanted to answer/discuss my question, but stranger 1 disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:48:49 2011 No.3516377 File: 57 KB, 605x350, 23132421580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Economy explained.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:49:49 2011 No.3516383 Question to discuss: Tumblr is the birthplace of all memes. Discuss. Stranger 2: Hi Stranger 1: fag Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:49:49 2011 No.3516384 How do I get them to pose a question? Is it just random?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:50:49 2011 No.3516387 >>3516384 You have to talk to a bunch of people in the normal mode, then you get the option.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:50:49 2011 No.3516388 Plato was a _____ Stranger 2: writer Stranger 1: dog Stranger 2: that's pluto Stranger 2: haha XD Stranger 1: OH Stranger 1: HAHAHA Stranger 2: That's the dog from mickey mouse Stranger 1: yeah Stranger 2: hahahahaha :D

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:51:49 2011 No.3516392 File: 13 KB, 1290x180, 46312124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn it internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:52:49 2011 No.3516395 Sigh... this will have to do... Plato was a _____ Stranger 2: mazing Stranger 1: phylosofer

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:52:49 2011 No.3516398 Question to discuss: Prove your smart. Stranger 2: you're* Stranger 2: not your Stranger 1: 2+2=5 Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:54:49 2011 No.3516404 Question to discuss: Plato was a _______ Stranger 1: faggot! Stranger 2: philosopher. I hate him though. I took two philosophy classes Stranger 2: enough Stranger 1: yep Stranger 1: enough of what? Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:55:49 2011 No.3516407 >>3516404 Question to discuss: pi = _______? Stranger 2: 3.1415 Stranger 1: 4,14? Stranger 1, I am dissapoint

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:56:49 2011 No.3516412 File: 26 KB, 899x336, omegle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those poor souls...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:56:49 2011 No.3516414 Question to discuss: Who is the Prime Minister of Russia? No googling. Stranger 2: Medvedev Stranger 1 has disconnected lrn2presidency. I love how after one stranger says something retarded, the other one disconnects.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:56:49 2011 No.3516415 Nobody wants to answer my questions.

>>	H+ Fri Aug 5 22:57:49 2011 No.3516418 Question to discuss: Have you accepted Jesus into your heart? Stranger 2: no Stranger 1: yep :) Stranger 2: and i never will Oh, now it's on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:58:49 2011 No.3516420 Question to discuss: Jack the Ripper was a ______ Stranger 1: toilet paper Stranger 1: a fart machine Stranger 2: stripper Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:58:49 2011 No.3516421 Question to discuss: 6÷2*(1+2)=? Stranger 2: 1 Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:58:49 2011 No.3516424 Question to discuss: Jack the Ripper was a ______ Stranger 1: man Stranger 2: a stripper Stranger 2: a hipster Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 22:59:49 2011 No.3516425
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Question to discuss:
You could attach prices to thoughts. Some cost a lot, some a little. And how does one pay for thoughts?

Stranger 1 has disconnected

H+ Fri Aug 5 23:00:49 2011 No.3516431

Guys, this thing is great for research on statistics.

Question to discuss:
If we had an effective and cheap treatment that would allow you to never die of old age, but as a result you would be unable to reproduce, would you take it?
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 1: im gay anways
Stranger 2: Wait
Stranger 2: do i still get old?
Stranger 1: he cant answer
Stranger 2: shit
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: but im guessing you dont get old
Stranger 2: well then sure
Stranger 2: i hate kids anways
Stranger 1: its not like ill be having kids anyways
Stranger 1: i hate little kids
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 1: they are so annoying
Stranger 2: if there was a way to have a kid, then give him some sort of shot to make him age until he was 18, i'd be down

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:00:49 2011 No.3516432 File: 11 KB, 1322x224, ques2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516415 here's one

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:00:49 2011 No.3516433 File: 31 KB, 1315x333, holygodwhathappenedto8thgradescience.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:00:49 2011 No.3516435 Question to discuss: 6÷2*(1+2)=? Stranger 1: fuck alegbra Stranger 2: According to my calculations Stranger 2: the answer is Stranger 2: FUCK YOU Stranger 2 has disconnected >algebra

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:02:49 2011 No.3516441 Name 3 famous scientists. Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: einstein Stranger 2: newton Stranger 2: gaalleleo

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:02:49 2011 No.3516446

Question to discuss:
If God is omnipotent (everywhere at once), isn't he also in Hell?
Stranger 1: God doesn't exist.
Stranger 1: He's a social construct.
Stranger 2: Yes he does...
Stranger 2: your own does
Stranger 2: your own God does
Stranger 2: maybe its music or painting or food or whatever the fuck
Stranger 1: I have no god.
Stranger 2: but you look up /into something
Stranger 1: That's not what God means...
Stranger 2: so that is your own "God" even if you dont call it that
Stranger 2: oh? then what does God mean to someone who has no God"?
Stranger 2: you fail.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:02:49 2011 No.3516447 Question to discuss: Tycho Brahe is known for what? Stranger 2: sucking cock?? Stranger 1 has disconnected This is the first time anyone responded and I asked this question 20 times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:03:49 2011 No.3516450 How do you get to answer questions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:03:49 2011 No.3516455 Question to discuss: Which degree offers any job desired and a $300,000 starting salary? Stranger 2: none Stranger 1: none Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:04:49 2011 No.3516457 Question to discuss: Tycho Brahe is known for what? Stranger 2: idk Stranger 2: tell us Stranger 1 has disconnected I wish I could, stranger 2

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:04:49 2011 No.3516459 >>3516450 Just chat to a few strangers then a things comes up asking if you want to take part

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:04:49 2011 No.3516460

Chemical engineer here, if people are this retarded, then how is this useful? The answer was obviously heat..

What is the enthalpy of a reversible process at constant pressure equal to?

Stranger 1: WAI
Stranger 1: WAOT
Stranger 1: WAIT
Stranger 1: DONT DISCONNECT
Stranger 2: sorry
Stranger 1: OTHER STRANGER
Stranger 1: WAIT!
Stranger 1: DONT
Stranger 2: me?
Stranger 1: DISCONNECT
Stranger 1: YES.
Stranger 1: Let me answer this.
Stranger 2: I hate enthalpy...
Stranger 2: never got that shit
Stranger 2: ok, i'm waiting
Stranger 2: DONT GOOGLE IT!
Stranger 1: Okay well, isn't it -q/t
Stranger 1: I'm not.
Stranger 1: It's -q/t
Stranger 2: we'll never know....
Stranger 2: I think the person that asks the question should be able to write here to
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: Yeah exactly.
Stranger 1: It's pointless otherwise.
Stranger 1: But yeah hope I helped.

>>	Fri Aug 5 23:04:49 2011 No.3516461 File: 52 KB, 817x435, derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i can tell by the pixels this looks shooped

H+ Fri Aug 5 23:05:49 2011 No.3516465

Question to discuss:
Which moral framework do you use to make your decisions? If you don't use any, explain how you make choices.
Stranger 1: hm
Stranger 1: right and wrong
Stranger 1: most people know what it is
Stranger 2: What ever I feel like doing, I'll do it.
Stranger 1: nuh uh
Stranger 2: Indeed.
Stranger 1: if you wanted to rob a bank you wouldnt do it
Stranger 2: That's because I wouldn't FEEL like doing that, key word, feel.
Stranger 1: hm
Stranger 1: i suppose
Stranger 1: how old are you?
Stranger 2: 24
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 2: Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:06:12 2011 No.3516473 >>3516467 >inb4 someone asks for a link >inb4 you post a link to a virus I know what you're doing.

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:06:49 2011 No.3516467

Hey guys just so you know
I'm not reading the ones that aren't pictures

If you didn't take the time to take an extra step in using snippingtool.exe the simplest fucking tool
which combines screenshot+crop+save into one fucking program

They why the fuck would I read your shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:07:49 2011 No.3516476 >>3516467 Don't care. Question to discuss: Einstein got a Nobel prize for what? Stranger 1: Some shit he did. Stranger 2: dick sucking

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:07:49 2011 No.3516479 >>3516473 I don't have to because it's already installed on every windows 7 start > run > snippingtool.exe

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:08:49 2011 No.3516480 >>3516467 I didn't read your post: you didn't take an extra step in using snippingtool.exe the simplest fucking tool which combines screenshot+crop+save into one fucking program.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:08:49 2011 No.3516485 someone just responded to my question with a Picard facepalm ascii image

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:08:49 2011 No.3516486

Question to discuss:
Einstein got a Nobel prize for what?
Stranger 2: for sucking my dick
Stranger 2: hhahahahaahha
Stranger 2: aahahhahahaheeh
Stranger 2: eheheheheheheh
Stranger 2: ehheheheheh
Stranger 1: ...I was gonna post that.
Stranger 2: hhuuhuhuhuhuu
Stranger 2: huhhahahahaa
Stranger 2: ahahahah
Stranger 2: u lost
Stranger 2: ahahahahahaaha
Stranger 1: I did.
Stranger 2: lmaooooooooooo
Stranger 2: ahahahahahhaha
Stranger 1: congrats, yo.
Stranger 2: byee
Stranger 1 has disconnected

This was obnoxious

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:09:49 2011 No.3516487 File: 13 KB, 252x240, 1285205451920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516458 >the light bulb guy >FUCK >jefferson!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:09:49 2011 No.3516490 Question to discuss: How far is the nearest star to us? Stranger 2: 4 light years at least Stranger 1: im right here Stranger 2 has disconnected IM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:10:49 2011 No.3516492 File: 18 KB, 1065x300, has.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:10:49 2011 No.3516493 File: 17 KB, 718x302, magnets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lolwat

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:11:49 2011 No.3516496 Question to discuss: Prove that you have an ounce of intelligence. Stranger 2: i dont though Stranger 1: I do Stranger 2: god damn it Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:11:49 2011 No.3516498 File: 25 KB, 421x221, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well

>>	H+ Fri Aug 5 23:11:49 2011 No.3516501 File: 33 KB, 893x446, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp. I found a 4channer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:13:49 2011 No.3516509 >>3516501 Don't the participants in the experiment push the button that inflicts the pain? How is that not causing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:13:49 2011 No.3516511 How do I become an idiot that answers the questions, there is no link for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:14:49 2011 No.3516512 File: 13 KB, 543x280, OmegleQuestion1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OFF TO GOOGLE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:14:49 2011 No.3516513 File: 111 KB, 1486x642, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >psychology

>>	H+ Fri Aug 5 23:14:49 2011 No.3516517 >>3516509 There were two variations. In the "actual push button" one, 26/40 went all the way. He did a secondary one where all they had to do was read the questions, and someone else pushed the button. 37/40 went all the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:15:49 2011 No.3516518 >>3516363 You asked a dick question though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:15:49 2011 No.3516519 Where the fuck do I become a participant of this

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:16:49 2011 No.3516523

Question to discuss:
If only hydrogen and helium were created in the Big Bang, where did the other 88 naturally occurring elements come from?
Stranger 1: my ass
Stranger 2: My butt.
Stranger 1: :D
Stranger 2: 2 great minds think alike.
Stranger 1: got that right brother
Stranger 2: Sister *
Stranger 1: oops my bad
Stranger 2: LOL it's okay.
Stranger 1: actually, why arent you in the kitchen making sandwiches!!!
Stranger 2: Because I'm only 13?
Stranger 1: lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:16:49 2011 No.3516525 File: 30 KB, 1172x520, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Typical youth of today

>>	H+ Fri Aug 5 23:19:49 2011 No.3516530 File: 34 KB, 948x472, take2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Curiouser and curiouser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:20:49 2011 No.3516532 >>3516519 omegle.com

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:21:49 2011 No.3516533 File: 37 KB, 1044x192, animals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this question apparently impossible to these people?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:21:49 2011 No.3516535 >>3516533 Tiger and orangutan, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:21:49 2011 No.3516536 >>3516533 It's a dumb question. Stranger 2 is right. Omegle is not google. Ask them a question they can actually agree/disagree about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:22:49 2011 No.3516537 I've been having fun putting "Start cybering." as the question. Some people get really into it. Really, really into it.

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:22:49 2011 No.3516543

FUCKING CLASSIC:

Question to discuss:
If only hydrogen and helium were created in the Big Bang, where did the other 88 naturally occurring elements come from?
Stranger 1: THANK YOU!
Stranger 1: Youre right!
Stranger 2: ur not welcome!
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 2: srry
Stranger 2: that was mean
Stranger 1: People with all this evolution crap.
Stranger 1: It pisses me off. Lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:23:49 2011 No.3516544 File: 11 KB, 878x208, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >man coming from apes >People don't really know what evolution means Pot, meet Kettle.

H+ Fri Aug 5 23:24:49 2011 No.3516549

>>3516537

Start cybering.
Stranger 2: Ç̟̮͍͙̞̱͍̭̰̈́͂ͩͩ́͛͝͝o̘̎͛̀m̲̭͇̪̱͍̼̅͗̒̏͌ë̵̏͏̟͇̲͔̠ͅs͖͙̲̻
̤̲͈ͦ̽̿̂ ̛̤̦̲̘̳̬̊̐̽̈́̅̎ͣ͞ͅt̶̞̓̈ͧo̧̯̘͕͚̣̭̪͗̎̎̎̅͗ ̶̢̫̖͓͔̱̺͚̯̃̆͗̿̈́̃o̙̱͕̰̘ͥͯ̏ͮͬͧ̄ͤͫu̴̸̧̙̠͖̘̠̍̈́̄ͤrͮ͑̕͏͕
͇̞̳̻͔͈̙̭ͫ͂̊ͮ̇l̩̜̰͉̓ͦ͑ͩ͛ͥ̃ͭ͘u̟̱̘̲̘̻̩ͦ̑̇̓ͪn̸̮͇͈ͦ̀̀͢
Stranger 1: yess
Stranger 2: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn ಠ_ಠ

... I'm not doing that anymore...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:24:49 2011 No.3516551 >>3516535 Yes. I built it such that the classic Lions + Tigers would be in there along with Polar Bears + Penguins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:25:38 2011 No.3516555 Question to discuss: If I have 5 apples and Jamal takes 3 apples, what colour is Jamal? Stranger 2: black Stranger 1: Nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:25:49 2011 No.3516556 Question to discuss: If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?: Stranger 2: hi Stranger 1: cuz we need to know what we looked like Stranger 2 has disconnected relofl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:28:49 2011 No.3516569 Do you believe in God? Why or why not? Stranger 1: I don't Stranger 1: what about you Stranger 2: I do, because he is there. That's all i need. Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:28:49 2011 No.3516573

Question to discuss:
If only hydrogen and helium were created in the Big Bang, where did the other 88 naturally occurring elements come from?
Stranger 2: fusion
Stranger 1: atoms fusion
Stranger 1: indeed
Stranger 2: i bet we're being spied by a creationist...
Stranger 1: whahha yea indeed xd
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: bye
Stranger 1: cya
Stranger 1 has disconnected

there is hope for manking
maybe

>>	H+ Fri Aug 5 23:30:49 2011 No.3516584 You can open up multiple windows at once! Science is speeding up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:31:49 2011 No.3516591 File: 25 KB, 1295x373, 432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >troll like a boss >watch people have nice conversations >still forever alone well, at least this shit is mildly amusing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:31:49 2011 No.3516593 I'm having no luck plugging "speed of light" questions. Too much for most people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:31:49 2011 No.3516595 File: 55 KB, 1315x456, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great logic

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:32:49 2011 No.3516597 >>3516573 Yeah, I finally got a correct answer too, after about 30 tries. Stranger 1 said fusion in stars and Stranger 2 literally said HERRRRPP DERRRRRP repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:32:49 2011 No.3516600 File: 7 KB, 883x213, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god, my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:34:49 2011 No.3516606 >>3516597 Jesus dude.

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:34:49 2011 No.3516607

Do you believe in God?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: My view, the world was created at the singularity ("big bang"). Something started that, that's what I'll call god. I don't know if they planned the events of not, but no matter their choice, all events are planned in advance determinted by the movement of protons, electrons, and energy

Stranger 2 has disconnected

When a theist finds out their partner is an athiest, they usually disconnect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:34:49 2011 No.3516608 File: 82 KB, 1031x592, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:36:49 2011 No.3516615 >>3516608 Whoa man

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:36:49 2011 No.3516618 File: 14 KB, 250x300, davidortiz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you actually participate in answering questions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:36:49 2011 No.3516619 File: 10 KB, 879x198, I got trolled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:37:49 2011 No.3516629 Is there gravity in space? Stranger 2: nope Stranger 1: who cares space travel is a wait of resources Stranger 1: and unethical Stranger 2: hahaha lol

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:39:49 2011 No.3516639

Question to discuss:
How many times this month have you masturbated?

Stranger 2: a lot
Stranger 2: hbu
Stranger 1: haha..hmm..
Stranger 1: let me count.
Stranger 2: m or f btw
Stranger 1: f.
Stranger 1: and none.
Stranger 2: r u horny
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: canu get horny for me
Stranger 1: no.
Stranger 2: what age r u
Stranger 1: theres someone watching this conversation pervert.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:39:49 2011 No.3516643 Should marijuana be legal? Stranger 2: yes Stranger 1: no OH SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:40:49 2011 No.3516648 File: 10 KB, 849x220, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516600 :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:40:49 2011 No.3516650 File: 13 KB, 457x405, Untitled-1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516127 lool I'm trolling /sci/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:41:49 2011 No.3516657 File: 10 KB, 886x198, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:42:49 2011 No.3516667

Question to discuss:
If only hydrogen and helium were created in the Big Bang, where did the other 88 naturally occurring elements come from?
Stranger 2: YOUR MOM
Stranger 1: Helium
Stranger 2: DUHH
Stranger 2: DOES YOUR MAMA KNOW YOU'RE GAY?
Stranger 1: Yep
Stranger 2: looooooooool
Stranger 2: i knew that.
Stranger 1: Noooo!
Stranger 2: yes..
Stranger 2: i think yes.
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 1: I think no
Stranger 2: she doesn't?
Stranger 2: well...
Stranger 2: you're gay anyways.
Stranger 2: HAH!
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 1: Not gay
Stranger 1: So she doesn't know
Stranger 2: just happy and proud
Stranger 1: Lol no
Stranger 2: she dont know you're gay
Stranger 2: but u gay anyway
Stranger 1: Because I am not
Stranger 2: LOLOL
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 1: Trolol
Stranger 2: DAMN
Stranger 2: YOU
Stranger 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger 1: Yep
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:42:49 2011 No.3516669 >>3516650 >mfw I'm stranger 1 I can prove it: he said "I don't think you understand that you're retarded"

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:43:49 2011 No.3516671
File: 173 KB, 812x515, states.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Questions like:
>Is the speed of light truly constant
and the oversimplified
>The math number "pi" is used on what shape
Get multiple immediate disconnects.

But
>If you could vote three states out of the USA, which would you choose?
which I took from /b/ last night, gets a lengthy discussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:44:49 2011 No.3516678 File: 14 KB, 443x402, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHA. This is the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:44:49 2011 No.3516684 File: 28 KB, 1154x716, 1312431695728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516678 this is

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:45:49 2011 No.3516686 Over 200 attempts and not one single person will say anything to this "question". They always just disconnect. >You're having a grand mal seizure and this reality is just a hallucination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:45:49 2011 No.3516688 >>3516669 Mind sharing how you get to answer questions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:45:49 2011 No.3516689 can someone link me to where you can do this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:45:49 2011 No.3516690 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: If you drop a pen on the moon, what happens? Stranger 2: sup /sci/ Stranger 1: idk Stranger 2: It falls Stranger 1 has disconnected

H+ Fri Aug 5 23:45:49 2011 No.3516692

Question to discuss:
I am he who is I AM, who am I?
Stranger 1: Yourself.
Stranger 2: Any ideas?
Stranger 2: Actually I think it's God.
Stranger 2: Google says so.
Stranger 1: Then that man must be god.
Stranger 2: Wow
Stranger 2: We just proved a lot in a little amount of space.
Stranger 2: Good work, chap.
Stranger 1: Thank you.
Stranger 1: couldn't have done it without you.

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:47:49 2011 No.3516703

>>3516671
>If you could be another animal, what would you be
Response 1: Lion. Disconnect.
Responses 2 and 3: disconnect.

>If you could EAT another animal, right now, what would you eat?

Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 2: kobe beef.
Stranger 1: giraffee
Stranger 1: it's kosher

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:48:49 2011 No.3516711 >>3516684 Grow up, ass. "Price" and "cost" aren't the same thing. You have been trolled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:48:49 2011 No.3516714 >>3516686 Also, nobody ever responds to this question either. >Did you know we're keylogging you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:49:49 2011 No.3516723 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: If you drop a pen on the moon, what happens? Stranger 2: motionless in white Stranger 1: It becomes a transformer Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:51:49 2011 No.3516733 >How many sides are on a hexagon? Stranger 1: um Stranger 1: ummm Stranger 2 has disconnected >How many sides AREN'T on a hexagon? Stranger 2: 72 Stranger 1: fuck Stranger 1: me Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:52:49 2011 No.3516744

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you drop a pen on the moon, what happens?
Stranger 2: sup /sci/
Stranger 2: falls
Stranger 2: IIRC at 1/6 the speed of earth.
Stranger 2: I could be wrong about that fraction though.
Stranger 1: if you dorp a pen and a rock on the moon theyd land at the same time
Stranger 2: How do you dorp something?
Stranger 1: drop**
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:53:49 2011 No.3516753 File: 164 KB, 1350x1177, Omegle conversation log_1312602732475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Do you believe in evolution? If not, why?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:54:49 2011 No.3516755 Thought I'd use an elementary school one. >What's your favorite color? Least favorite? Stranger 2: i love all colors Stranger 1: clear Stranger 2: lol..?? Stranger 1: white But they fucked that up, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:55:49 2011 No.3516767 File: 93 KB, 481x585, 1310078739965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516755 >the color clear

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 5 23:59:49 2011 No.3516793 >>3516733 >How many sides does a hexagon have? Stranger 2 disconnected. >Why don't you know how many sides a hexagon has? Stranger 2: 6 sigh..........

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:00:49 2011 No.3516794 File: 76 KB, 1349x712, three_chantards.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are the odds

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:02:49 2011 No.3516811 So about forty-five minutes ago, I started with "Whoever goes longer without disconnecting wins." The conversation is still going on, and it's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:02:49 2011 No.3516814 File: 58 KB, 511x215, snooki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOD DAMN IT I wish my keyboard could adequately convey unfathomable sadness...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:02:49 2011 No.3516817 File: 17 KB, 318x571, Fingers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best question ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:03:49 2011 No.3516823 >>3516669 Correct !

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:04:49 2011 No.3516824 File: 27 KB, 500x322, sign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW DO I GET ASKED QUESTIONS?

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:04:49 2011 No.3516825

Question to discuss:
if you drop a rock on jupiter, what happens?
Stranger 1: wtf
Stranger 1: lmaao
Stranger 2: It will fall.
Stranger 1: it blows up
Stranger 2: And burn pretty fast I guess.
Stranger 1: naww wrong
Stranger 1: im pretty sure it blows up
Stranger 2: Why's that?
Stranger 1: the hole planet
Stranger 1: r u being mean
Stranger 1: ooooooooo
Stranger 1: te hehee
Stranger 1: u dont like mt answer
Stranger 1: awwwww
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:05:49 2011 No.3516832 >>3516671 >If you could vote three states out of the USA, which would you choose? Tried asking that question, so far it's caused no rage and three genial conversations. There has to be better trolling material than this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:06:49 2011 No.3516839 >>3516824 You have to converse with strangers for about 6 times and then omegle asks you to do it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:07:49 2011 No.3516846 File: 38 KB, 390x892, finger 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516817 >shredguitar@hotmail.co.uk ... >hey 4channer, do not spam it There's just something about them not wanting me to do it that makes me want to

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:07:49 2011 No.3516850

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's the derivative of f(x) = sinx?

Stranger 2: im only sixteen sorry, not currently studying that level of math

Stranger 1: That's was too long ago.

Stranger 1: I was when I was 16.

Stranger 2: im not the brightest kid.

Stranger 1: Was quite good at it even.

Stranger 1: I am.

Stranger 2: good for you i suppose

Stranger 1: Indeed.

Stranger 2: well, have a good day.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:09:49 2011 No.3516859

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What country are you from? What makes it superior to your chat partner's country?
Stranger 2: America.
Stranger 1: USA
Stranger 2: Well then
Stranger 1: best country on the whole fucking earth
Stranger 2: lol, no.
Stranger 1: excuse me?
Stranger 2: You heard me.
Stranger 1: what country do you think is the best
Stranger 2: Well.
Stranger 2: Read me.
Stranger 2: I don't know, but it's not America.
Stranger 2: not by a LONG shot.
Stranger 1: what country do you think, would beat america
Stranger 1: plz
Stranger 1: im dying to know
Stranger 2: Sources: Human Development Index, Literacy Rate, Infant Mortality Rate.
Stranger 2: Sweden wins in all of those categories.
Stranger 2: Most European countries do, actually.
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: not at all
Stranger 2: Google that shit. It's hard statistics that you can't argue with.
Stranger 1: dont pull a bunch of science shit
Stranger 1: tell me this
Stranger 1: in sweden
Stranger 1: if you wake up
Stranger 1: and say
Stranger 2: Furthermore, suicide rates and poverty rates are higher in America.
Stranger 1: i want a gun,
Stranger 1: you cant go to the fucking store
Stranger 1: and buy a gun can you?
Stranger 2: Yes you can.
Stranger 1: can you vote there?
Stranger 2: Yes, you can.
Stranger 1: i dont think so
Stranger 1: prove it
Stranger 1: give me some more
Stranger 1: science
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:10:49 2011 No.3516862

I cannot believe that this was my longest response yet:

>how do i shot web ?
Stranger 1: what
Stranger 2: It's a Troll
Stranger 1: i knowwwwwwww
Stranger 1: wait so is there a 3rd person watching?
Stranger 2: yep
Stranger 2: the asker
Stranger 1: thats weird
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: i would hate watchiing
Stranger 1: it sounds boring
Stranger 2: I tried it
Stranger 1: how was it
Stranger 2: not as fun as debating
Stranger 1: lol yeah i would think so
Stranger 1: how do you be asker though?
Stranger 1: cause i wanna try
Stranger 2: go to the home page and click try out the beta
Stranger 1: ahh ok
Stranger 1: thank you :D
Stranger 2: You're welcome
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:11:49 2011 No.3516870 File: 19 KB, 478x338, fingers 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:11:49 2011 No.3516874 >>3516811 This guy here, the conversation finally ended. Stranger 1 lost. Apparently she left her actual phone number for the other stranger, though.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:12:49 2011 No.3516881

>>3516859
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What country are you from? What makes it superior to your chat partner's country?
Stranger 2: AMERICA BITCH
Stranger 2: hbu?
Stranger 1: SWEDEN
Stranger 1: WE INVENTED IKEA AND MEATBALLS OK
Stranger 2: hahaha are words necessary?
Stranger 2: a buncha fags work at ikea...but the meatballs one is kinda kool -_-
Stranger 1: HAHAHA
Stranger 1: meatballs the best.
Stranger 1: america sucks.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:13:49 2011 No.3516889

I almost had some faith in these guys. At the beginning, they showed promise...

Question to discuss:
Question 1: If a game costs $1 plus half its price, how much does it cost? Question 2: Why can't you answer this correctly? (Hint: It's not $1.50)
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 1: wait
Stranger 2: lol i'm confused
Stranger 1: it's 1 dollar plus half of the big price
Stranger 1: right?
Stranger 2: oh yeah!
Stranger 2: 1.75
Stranger 1: wait
Stranger 1: let's think about that
Stranger 2: haha yes..
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: wait
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 1: because if it was 1.50
Stranger 1: it'd be 1 dollar plus half more
Stranger 1: right?
Stranger 2: yeah..
Stranger 1: half of 1.50 is 75 cents
Stranger 2: i think it has to be 1.50 actually
Stranger 1: plus one dollar
Stranger 1: is one seventy five
Stranger 2: yeah, maybe haha
Stranger 1: no. think about it
Stranger 1: that's it
Stranger 2: otherwise they are pusposely messing with us :P lol
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: but that's it
Stranger 1: but wait
Stranger 2: NO I GET IT! omg haha
Stranger 1: then what's half of one seventy five?
Stranger 1: shit
Stranger 2: it's impossible to know! because it says $1 plus it's price.. but it's price isn't given!
Stranger 1: fucking asshole
Stranger 2: me? haha
Stranger 1: that dude's a prick
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: not you
Stranger 2: oh lol
Stranger 1: playing god

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:15:49 2011 No.3516898 >>3516889 But they figured it out. That's more than can be said about a lot of /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:17:49 2011 No.3516902 >>3516898 No, they didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:19:49 2011 No.3516908 >>3516902 They figured out that it's a conundrum. Better than most.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:19:49 2011 No.3516909 >>3516902 Really? >Stranger 2: it's impossible to know! because it says $1 plus it's price.. but it's price isn't given! Looks like they did. Or are you one of those guys who doesn't understand that price is not cost?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:20:49 2011 No.3516912 >>3516908 >>3516909 It's $2 you giant fags stop trolling me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:20:49 2011 No.3516918 File: 10 KB, 264x345, 1306013564199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3516161

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:21:49 2011 No.3516920 >>3516912 I'm going to ignore this faggotry and I implore the rest of this thread to do the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:21:49 2011 No.3516924 AHAHA THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

>>	anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:22:49 2011 No.3516925 505-465-7636 its all your

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:22:49 2011 No.3516929 File: 105 KB, 1103x507, sun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and they're still debating

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:23:49 2011 No.3516930

>>3516929
>>3516929
full conversation:
Question to discuss:
A sun made of ice and the sun collide. What happens?
Stranger 2: not enough details
Stranger 1: the ice melts into water and evaporates into gas
Stranger 1: the gas is gravitationally pulled
Stranger 2: depends on the size of this "ice" sun
Stranger 1: heating up into plasma
Stranger 1: and seperates into hydrogen and oxygen
Stranger 2: assuming such a thing could exist...which it couldn't
Stranger 1: fueling the star with more fusion
Stranger 1: that was boring
Stranger 2: you're assuming the ice is smaller that the sun
Stranger 2: there's no reason to make such an assumption
Stranger 1: im assuming the ice sun is the same size
Stranger 1: why else would the person call it a sun
Stranger 1: he thinks they would cancel each other out
Stranger 1: but the ice has potential energy in the form of strong nuclear force
Stranger 2: considering this person asked about a "sun" made of ice, I doubt they're able to clearly stick to the strict definition of sun as being our star
Stranger 2: there's simply not enough detail in the question to provide any sort of reasonable conclusion
Stranger 1: even if it were bigger the sun would still eat it up
Stranger 2: no, that's absurd
Stranger 1: unless they collided with very fast speeds
Stranger 1: im assuming slow collision
Stranger 2: again, you have no basis upon which to make that assumption
Stranger 1: dude
Stranger 1: you're making this boring
Stranger 1: I'm assuming the most probable conditions
Stranger 1: and answering
Stranger 1: and you're doing bullshit
Stranger 1: go fuck yourself
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:26:49 2011 No.3516944 File: 7 KB, 431x192, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOLWUT.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:27:49 2011 No.3516947 File: 26 KB, 1109x372, lol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:27:49 2011 No.3516949 File: 56 KB, 959x540, Screenshot-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So far the total is: 1 for "able to be unlocked" and 4 for "unable to be locked"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:27:49 2011 No.3516950 File: 61 KB, 1245x440, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This explains a lot....

H+ Sat Aug 6 00:29:49 2011 No.3516956

I think I've found pure trollanium.

Question to discuss:
You get one superpower. Which do you want? Why? Now fight each other.
Stranger 2: Shapeshifting bitch
Stranger 1: psycokenisis
Stranger 2: Say waaaat?
Stranger 1: aka, you are fucked
Stranger 2: I can shapeshift therefore i can be anything
Stranger 1: wouldn't matter against my power
Stranger 2: O rly?
Stranger 1: ya ryr

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:32:49 2011 No.3516977 File: 35 KB, 863x246, moonniggers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great job all around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:33:49 2011 No.3516982 Question: 100 x 101 = ? 17 disconnects 8 "idk" or similar responses 5 wrong answers 1 correct Roughly 3% of Omegle has graduated elementary school?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:36:49 2011 No.3516993 Would you rather live in Africa or Antartica? 93 Antartica 1 Africa

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:37:49 2011 No.3517004 Stranger 1: uh, nothing? Stranger 2: u cant drop it on the moon dumbass Stranger 1: exactly.. Stranger 2: thrs no gravity Stranger 2: wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:38:49 2011 No.3517014 File: 38 KB, 599x537, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:39:49 2011 No.3517017 File: 41 KB, 1028x265, im ashamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:40:49 2011 No.3517021
File: 47 KB, 350x350, maxwell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Maxwell or Feynman?

Stranger 1: idk

Stranger 2: One second, let me google that

Stranger 2: ok, the first guy is a nigger

Stranger 1: whos better dude?

Stranger 2: so feynman probably

Stranger 1: yeah

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:40:49 2011 No.3517023

Jesus, this one got by far the longest response.

>When will I kill again...??
Stranger 1: NOW
Stranger 2: monday
Stranger 2: the owl flys at midnight
Stranger 1: Kill him
Stranger 1: Hes an ass hole
Stranger 2: i hate him
Stranger 2: how we finishing him off?
Stranger 1: Him is such an ass. We should drown Him
Stranger 2: okay lets rool
Stranger 2: roll
Stranger 1: Mhmmmm Let do this thing -gets car-
Stranger 2: yes finaly
Stranger 1: -is in drivers seat- Yo hop in my ride
Stranger 2: boyyy i gotcha
Stranger 1: -driving- Where does Him live?
Stranger 2: apartment complax 36 on main street
Stranger 1: Alrighty -swerves around corner at a fast speed-
Stranger 2: goooooooooo
Stranger 2: before the snippers get us
Stranger 1: -speeds up- Who told the popos!
Stranger 2: AHHHHHHHHH
Stranger 2: fuck da popo
Stranger 1: Get yo gun out! shoot back at em
Stranger 2: ive already nailed 5
Stranger 1: Goood! we don't need any one tailing us
Stranger 1: -pulls up in front of the apartment
Stranger 1: -
Stranger 1: Lets go get that snitch
Stranger 2: get him Jimmy
Stranger 1: -ratatatatatata- *Him in back round screaming* -rtatatatatata- HAHAHAHAHAHA Take that you asshat!
Stranger 2: yesss jims!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:40:49 2011 No.3517025 >>3516993 Question to discuss: Would you rather live in Africa or Antartica? Stranger 1: I live in Africa Stranger 2: Africa. It's actually habitable. Stranger 2: Kewl man, what country? Stranger 1: Serria Leone Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:41:49 2011 No.3517026

>>3517023
>(cont'd)

Stranger 2: your my hero
Stranger 1: No problem Stacey we make a good team
Stranger 2: id say so!
Stranger 2: so now that HE is dead
Stranger 2: whats your name?
Stranger 1: Mackenzie
Stranger 1: what is yours?
Stranger 2: isabella
Stranger 2: or bella
Stranger 2: whateves
Stranger 1: Okay:D I bet our spy is joe.
Stranger 1: Let us call him loe
Stranger 1: Joe
Stranger 2: joeeee!
Stranger 2: noo its charlie
Stranger 2: and were charlies angels
Stranger 1: Ohh that does sound right indeed :D
Stranger 2: mmhm
Stranger 2: nice ring to it
Stranger 1: Mhmmm.
Stranger 1: To bad he cannot talk to us":c
Stranger 2: awww poop
Stranger 1: He knows we love him
Stranger 2: do you like country music?
Stranger 1: Some kinda
Stranger 2: we love you charlie <3
Stranger 1: IS taylor swift country? Cause i like her
Stranger 2: hahahahah jason aldean with ludicrous
Stranger 2: bahaha
Stranger 1: -I now sound like 12-
Stranger 1: I am 16
Stranger 2: im 17
Stranger 1: Old one you are;]
Stranger 1: I bet Charlie is like 26 and fapping to this.
Stranger 2: i bet hes 32

I'm 28. Very close!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:44:49 2011 No.3517036 Einstein got a Nobel prize for what? Stranger 1: the photoelectric effect Stranger 2: for theoretical physics, mainly involving the photoelectric effect though Stranger 1: indeed. Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:46:49 2011 No.3517042 >>3517017 You would be shattered

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:48:49 2011 No.3517051 >>3517036 there is hope yet for this planet

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:49:49 2011 No.3517061 File: 35 KB, 545x490, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apparently it's 18 now. They're still going.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:51:49 2011 No.3517070

Question to discuss:
Have you ever thought about committing suicide? If so, why?
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 2: Because my family hates me.
Stranger 2: and I'm tired of them.
Stranger 1: tell us about it stranger
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: um
Stranger 2: They just hurt me a lot
Stranger 2: Too much.
Stranger 1: examples?
Stranger 2: my sisters beat me in front of my parents and they don't care.
Stranger 2: Like, actually in the same room.
Stranger 1: how old are u and them?
Stranger 2: I'm 13 and my sisters are 15 and 17.
Stranger 2: and they send me to boot camps for not understanding my classes.
Stranger 1: oh that must suck ass
Stranger 2: Yup.
Stranger 2: But I've gotten used to it.
Stranger 2: It's hard not being able to say anything.
Stranger 1: dont u have a school counselor u can talk to?
Stranger 2: And then they threaten to send me to a pysch clinic
Stranger 2: because sometime I cry.
Stranger 2: I already do.
Stranger 1: oh well is talking to them helping
Stranger 2: Sometimes. No one ever really gets it.
Stranger 2: They make me want to die. And it hurts because they're supposed to protect me from that. Some days I just want someone to yell at them for hurting me/
Stranger 1: u dont cut urself do u?
Stranger 2: Like, "Why the fuck would you do that? She's a kid! She trusts you. You gave her life and now she wished you never did! what kinda shit parents do that?
Stranger 2: Once.
Stranger 2: I'm quite rational for a depressed person.
Stranger 2: I still have the scar.
Stranger 2: I kept opening it for weeks so it wouldn't heal.
Stranger 2: and I didn't eat for a weak once.
Stranger 2: *week
Stranger 1: well please never do things like that again ok?
Stranger 2: I thought I didn't deserve the food.
Stranger 2: I'm not but it really hurts.
Stranger 2: It hurts too much. and I don't know what to do.
Stranger 2: Everyone asks me what they want me to do.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:51:49 2011 No.3517074

>(cont)
Stranger 1: i wish i knew what to tell you
Stranger 2: Me too.
Stranger 2: but the listening help.
Stranger 1: haha cool
Stranger 1: im very sorry to hear about ur situation
Stranger 1: but im sure one day it will work out
Stranger 1: hopefully
Stranger 2: I hope so.
Stranger 2: Never treat your kids like that.
Stranger 2: Okay?
Stranger 2: You can never be disappointed in them.
Stranger 1: i wont
Stranger 2: Thank you.
Stranger 1: haha yup
Stranger 2: They say life isn't fair, but you have to try to make it that way for your kids.
Stranger 1: u sound like u would make a great parent
the things your telling me right now are incredibly deep
Stranger 2: It's what happens when you can't be a kid anymore.
Stranger 1: and that really is unfair to u
Stranger 2: Finally someone says it.
Stranger 2: I'll try to hold on for you.
Stranger 1: thanks :)
Stranger 2: Have a nice night.
Stranger 1: you too
Stranger 1: give me a smiley before you go!!
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: haha awesome
Stranger 2: Thanks.
Stranger 1: alright good luck and god bless
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 1 has disconnected

>i made a sad ;(

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:53:49 2011 No.3517082

>>3517061
>cont.

Stranger 2: crap
Stranger 1: Yeah hahaha
Stranger 2: 18
Stranger 2: nevermind, it's 18
Stranger 1: How old are you?
Stranger 2: the asterisk sign means you multiply the displayed number by the number right below it (example, 4, then 3) I'm 16
Stranger 2: I am 16
Stranger 1: What does that even mean?
Stranger 2: i did it in my head the first time, so yeah
Stranger 2: Asterisk?
Stranger 2: the * symbol
Stranger 1: "displayed number by the number right below it (example, 4, then 3)
Stranger 1: "
Stranger 2: i mean,
Stranger 2: if the equation says 6*
Stranger 2: then you'll have to multiply 6 with 5, then 30 with 4, then 120 with 3, then 360 with 2, then 720 with 1
Stranger 1: Are you american?
Stranger 2: Yep
Stranger 2: not all of us are stupid

Me: O RLY??

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:54:49 2011 No.3517086 File: 88 KB, 1678x795, Is it really that hard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can that not read this. Is this really the level of educatiuon in america?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:54:49 2011 No.3517093 File: 12 KB, 558x434, Omegle - Google Chrome_2011-08-06_16-50-54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Omegle can't do math. Every other conversation has been an immediate disconnect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 00:56:49 2011 No.3517103 >>3517086 The question is how old they are. Probably not very.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:00:49 2011 No.3517118 >>3517093 25 is the sum of 16 and 9? That's correct, right? Not too hard..

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:03:49 2011 No.3517132 File: 12 KB, 531x493, Omegle - Google Chrome_2011-08-06_17-01-54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3517118 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:05:49 2011 No.3517143 File: 35 KB, 552x395, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:07:49 2011 No.3517150 Question to discuss: Which is bigger, Mars, or the moon? Stranger 1: mars Stranger 2: LOL This was after Stranger 2 started typing and then waited for a response.

>>	PART 1 Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:08:23 2011 No.3517153 File: 60 KB, 568x556, 1312607288671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:11:49 2011 No.3517180 >>3516600 >I don't want to live on this planet anymore. >Futurama meme >He can't do basic arithmetic. Must be from /sci/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:15:49 2011 No.3517195 File: 20 KB, 406x502, trollmegle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO WAS THIS?!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:19:49 2011 No.3517217 File: 6 KB, 541x176, Omegle - Google Chrome_2011-08-06_17-17-48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like someone from this thread finally got to my question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:20:49 2011 No.3517223 Question to discuss: Which 4chan board have you come to troll from? I'm from /sci/ Stranger 1: /mu Stranger 2: ... Stranger 1 has disconnected Stranger 2 was obviously a /b/tard Also this is the first time I've seen 4chan completely united in something

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:20:49 2011 No.3517226

Question to discuss:
Why do we never see the dark side of the moon?

Stranger 2: Because it doesn't want to show it's dark side.

Stranger 1: it's because the moon is racist

Stranger 2: Oh my god. BEST ANSWER EVER.

Stranger 1: it doesn't want people to see how black it is

Stranger 2: ^Genius.

Stranger 1: true story

Stranger 2: asker, better write this shit down.

Stranger 2: Fucking dumb ass.

Stranger 2: >:l

Stranger 1: XD

Stranger 2: Who DOESN'T know that the moon is RACIST?

Stranger 2: Jesus.. Kids these days /ragequit

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:22:49 2011 No.3517239 File: 64 KB, 880x410, Screen shot 2011-08-05 at 10.21.37 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:25:49 2011 No.3517254 Question to discuss: Which 4chan board have you come to troll from? I'm from /sci/ Stranger 2: /b/ this muthafucka fucking /b/tards

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:28:49 2011 No.3517280 how do you screencap only the conversation area?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:31:49 2011 No.3517294 File: 28 KB, 607x485, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:33:49 2011 No.3517306 >>3516328 Special Relativity anyone? Goodness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:35:49 2011 No.3517320 >>3516433 What the fuck. AU is 1 obviously.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:36:49 2011 No.3517333

Question to discuss:
Which 4chan board have you come to troll from? Personally I'm a regular attendant of /sci/, /g/, /v/ and /tv/
Stranger 2: sci
Stranger 1: v
Stranger 2: I just came from sci, lol
Stranger 1: Sigh
Stranger 2: sci has an awesome post on this feature
Stranger 1: Do you guys have a thread going
Stranger 2: yeah, it was hilarious
Stranger 2: i posted a few questions i asked
Stranger 2: here, one sec
Stranger 1: schweet
Stranger 2: http://imgur.com/HUgkI
Stranger 2: okay, not 4 chan]
Stranger 2: but i liked it
Stranger 2: >>3516127
Stranger 2: some great ones there
Stranger 1: It was you bastards asking that question
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: alright
Stranger 2: wait, did you get it?
Stranger 2: I was asking it, lol
Stranger 1: $2=$2
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: so half of $2 plus $1
Stranger 2: ....equals $2
Stranger 1: Ah...
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: sure
Stranger 1 is typing...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:43:49 2011 No.3517365 File: 30 KB, 738x360, proud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:45:49 2011 No.3517377 >>3517365 SAVED!

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:47:49 2011 No.3517387

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
1+1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16+1/32+...=?

Stranger 2: Fuck you and math.

Stranger 1: Wait

Stranger 1: wai

Stranger 1: let me solve it

Stranger 2: Go ahead my friend.

Stranger 1: fuck

Stranger 1: why can't I math

Stranger 2: See?

Stranger 2: Fuck math.

Stranger 1: This is evil.

Stranger 2: It'll be okay. One day.

Stranger 1: I hope you're right.

Stranger 1: I really hope you're right.

Stranger 2: Me too.

Stranger 2: Me too...

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:50:49 2011 No.3517399 >>3517387 It's infinity, wow they're dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 01:50:49 2011 No.3517402 >>3517399 Actually it's 2

>>	Blackman Sat Aug 6 01:56:49 2011 No.3517428 Penis goes in, penis goes out, babby made. You can't explain that

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:01:49 2011 No.3517441 I asked why couldn't I hold all these limes. /sci/ was the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:02:49 2011 No.3517447 File: 46 KB, 1109x628, omeglelulz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HORY SHET he actually got it right! I am not disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:03:49 2011 No.3517451 File: 46 KB, 860x494, zas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stranger 1's status: [ ] Not told [X] Told [X] Tolderone [X] Knights of the told republic [X] No country for told men Also if you're reading this Stranger 2, brofist.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:04:49 2011 No.3517453

Oh wow:
Question to discuss:
Just how old is the Earth? (No using google or any online resources. No using a reference book either.)
Stranger 2: dterezi@gmail.com
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: about 8000 years
Stranger 1: give or take
Stranger 2:
take
Stranger 1: 6000?
Stranger 2: dterezi@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:05:49 2011 No.3517458 File: 5 KB, 802x108, opp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lul'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:07:49 2011 No.3517464 >>3517441 Was there a big sci/v vs g/a fight?

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:12:49 2011 No.3517489

1+1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16+1/32+1/64+1/128+1/256+1/512+1/1024+1/2048+1/4096=?
Stranger 1: 0.
Stranger 2: FUCK YOU SPY
Stranger 1: i retract my answer and submit: -0.
Stranger 2: FUCK YOU TOO STRANGER
Stranger 1: do you watch porn
Stranger 2: I MAKE PORN
Stranger 2: IN 4D

Best answer ever.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:13:49 2011 No.3517495

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you drop a pencil on the moon, what will happen?

Stranger 2: it will float
Stranger 1: never been so couldn't say with any certainty
Stranger 2: huh true that
Stranger 1: the moon would float?
Stranger 2: no...the pencil
Stranger 1: oh
Stranger 1: do you have a big dick?
Stranger 2: gtfo nigg
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:20:49 2011 No.3517549 File: 24 KB, 507x463, 315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god I fucking love this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:22:49 2011 No.3517563 Whats the color of nigger? Stranger 2: purple Stranger 1: WATAH MELON Stranger 2: the color purple.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:26:49 2011 No.3517595
File: 12 KB, 200x182, troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ron Paul or Ron Paul?
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: NOPE
Stranger 2: WHAT CUNT?!!
Stranger 1: ME GUSTA CUNTS
Stranger 2: FIGHT ME!!!
Stranger 1: Nah
Stranger 2: im bored

BEST ONE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:26:49 2011 No.3517600 A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born,then who killed her Grandmother? Stranger 2: ... Stranger 1: her Stranger 2: MINDFUCK

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:27:49 2011 No.3517610

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If humans came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
Stranger 1: We didn't.
Stranger 1: We came from a common ancestor.
Stranger 2: it's called black people
Stranger 1: And even if we did come from monkeys, that doesn't imply the monkeys would become extinct.
Stranger 1: Good talk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:32:49 2011 No.3517634 >>3517600 The great unanswerable question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:32:49 2011 No.3517637 File: 53 KB, 790x765, allmyrage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The future of America right here folks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:33:49 2011 No.3517648 >>3517634 No you fucking retard, it's a paradox. Shit, you're fucking stupid. It's just a fucking paradox, it's not "unanswerable". FUCKING DIPSHIT YOUR FUCKING RETARDED TIME TRAVEL TO THE PAST IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF THESE PARADOXES

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:36:49 2011 No.3517661 File: 39 KB, 400x300, tinfoil-hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3517648 Nigga U mad. Were you the one who said "SHIT MIDNFUCK"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:36:49 2011 No.3517664 If a tree falls in the forest, and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Stranger 1: Nope, but the hipster will buy the soundtrack. Stranger 2: lol God damn it 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:39:49 2011 No.3517682 Question to discuss: What do you think is wrong with the world? Stranger 1: mtv Stranger 2: mtv Stranger 1 has disconnected Makes sense I suppose.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:39:49 2011 No.3517685

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is love?

Stranger 1: love(:
Stranger 2: baby dont hurt me
Stranger 1: something special
Stranger 2: dont hurt me
Stranger 2: no more
Stranger 1: huh
Stranger 1: weirdooo
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Much Loling was had on my behalf!

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Sat Aug 6 02:40:49 2011 No.3517690 File: 124 KB, 773x703, omeglemars1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck this planet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:42:49 2011 No.3517700 Question to discuss: What makes the sky appear blue? Stranger 1: Ponies Stranger 2: outer space Stranger 1: Rainbow Dash clears the sky Stranger 1: to make it blue Stranger 2: and particles i guess Stranger 1 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:43:49 2011 No.3517706

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
if you were to drop a feather on to the surface of the moon what would happen?

Stranger 1: it would fall

Stranger 2: fall

Stranger 2: at the same rate as anything else

Stranger 1: lack of atmosphere

Stranger 2: no atmosphere means no air for friction

Stranger 1: yep

Stranger 2: "the more you know!"

Stranger 1: even with 1/6th gravity itd probably still fall faster than on earth because of that

Stranger 2: i don't know about that

Stranger 2: it depends the type of feather

Stranger 1: this is the first time i got a question from someone on /sci/

Stranger 2: if its a down feather is would fall slower that a flight feather

Stranger 1: this is true

Stranger 2: its lighter and has more volume

Stranger 1: wait are we talking on earth or the moon?

Stranger 2: earth

Stranger 1: volume plus weight would only matter on earth

Stranger 1: yeah ok good

Stranger 2: well, good discussion. I'm glad everyone on here isn't half retarded

Stranger 1: yep

Stranger 2: have agood one

Stranger 1: you too

Stranger 2 has disconnected

hey we got a decent answer here.

>>	Inurdaes !V1sPhobos. Sat Aug 6 02:43:49 2011 No.3517707 File: 63 KB, 774x425, omeglemars2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3517690 Urgghgh

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:44:49 2011 No.3517711 File: 19 KB, 524x361, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lol'd

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:45:49 2011 No.3517715

If you could fight anyone who is still living or dead, who would you fight?
Stranger 1: jesus
Stranger 2: i would find the person who invented tacos
Stranger 2: then hug him
Stranger 1: i was going to say the prophet muhammed
Stranger 1: but
Stranger 1: he would put a fight...
Stranger 1: jesus wouldnt
Stranger 2: THATS RACEST CUNT
Stranger 1: so jesus
Stranger 1: naw mang

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:53:49 2011 No.3517770 If someone says "I always lie", are they telling the truth? Or are they lying? Stranger 1: YOU MOM Stranger 2: I am an AI Stranger 2: thanks for killing me Stranger 2: asshole Stranger 2 has disconnected Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:54:49 2011 No.3517786

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you put your ketchup in the fridge?
You: Yes
Stranger: yes
You: ...but why?!
You: He's right, it doesn't spoil.
Stranger: i don't know
You: And it tastes kind of odd when its cold on a burger.
You: ...I'm going to take it out of my fridge right this fucking second.
You: THANK YOU QUESTION MAN!
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:55:49 2011 No.3517790
File: 498 KB, 500x281, tumblr_lnrqegLa3b1qdb5zco1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What do you want?
Stranger: Money
You: all i want is to be loved..
Stranger: Fuck love
Stranger: I can buy sex with money
Stranger: and more GUITARS
You: sorry, do you want to die all alone when you are old?
You: youll be lonely lol
You: :(
You: money and guitars dont equal happiness champ
Stranger: Ill buy a russian mail order bride
Stranger: Ill be happy dont worry
You: yeah who will be forced to pretend to like your pimply ass
You: while she cries into her pillow every night
Stranger: I dont care
Stranger: im not the family type my friend, personal preference and you cannot change that
You: a loner by choice i see
Stranger: sooo? what
You: or maybe because of a traumatic child hood experience?
You: ah yes, the sadness of troubled youths..
You: when will children learn not to be so cruel to one another?
Stranger: Lol yeah, i got my dick sucked by an 8th grade girl while i was in 6th grade
Stranger: you got burned

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 02:59:49 2011 No.3517821

What would you ask if the genie allowed you to ask any question but only one?
Stranger 2: hmm
Stranger 1: for me to be with my bf right now
Stranger 2: i'd just ask for
Stranger 2: hmm
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 1: lolol
Stranger 2: i'm pretty happy where i am
Stranger 1: lucky bitch
Stranger 2: you mean bastards?
Stranger 2: im a dude
Stranger 2: :D
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: gahh
Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 1: my bad
Stranger 2: but that's pretty sweet of you
Stranger 2: to like your bf that much
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 2: he's a lucky bloke
Stranger 1: yes he is:p
Stranger 2: where is he now?
Stranger 1: tahoe
Stranger 1: 10 hrs frm me
Stranger 2: summer vacation?
Stranger 1: nope lives there
Stranger 2: damn
Stranger 2 is typing...

Or how to miss the point entirely lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:00:49 2011 No.3517824 Question to discuss: How cool IS /sci/? Stranger: RULES 1 and @ You: Not terribly Stranger: 2 too Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fucking /b/tards

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:01:49 2011 No.3517831
File: 7 KB, 189x183, feels kinda good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

(In your opinion) Which would make life more beautiful; a deity existing or a deity not existing? Why?
Stranger 1: Excellent question.
Stranger 2: not existing. free will, while chaotic, is the best choice.
Stranger 1: A diety not existing, but for different reasons.
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: Because the universe has such a supreme beauty that requiring an unknown deity (an it has to be unknown, really) to be behind it is uneccessary and distracting.
Stranger 2: yeah, it's kind of a psychological thing that people use to cope with the entirety of the universe.
Stranger 1: I honestly cannot comprehend the mindset of people who demand that there must be something more.
Stranger 2: yeah i'm with you on that
Stranger 1: I bet the asker agrees with us.
Stranger 2: i wish he could say so ha.
Stranger 1: Me too.
Stranger 1: Well, I guess we discussed our question.
Stranger 2: alright. good luck man.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Yeah, I would say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:04:49 2011 No.3517845 File: 30 KB, 638x182, Brain Teasers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...boring..

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:05:49 2011 No.3517849 How do you answer questions rather than ask them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:06:49 2011 No.3517854 >>3517849 i wonder this too

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:06:49 2011 No.3517855 >>3517849 go on normal chat, have a small conversation with someone(about 6 messages back and fourth), then when you disconnect it offers you to try it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:07:49 2011 No.3517859 >>3517849 Ask it, maybe one of them will tell you.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:07:49 2011 No.3517860

Thinking with portals:

Put an orange portal on a wall,objects go into the orange one.Put blue portal on a piece of wood.Objects come out of blue portal. What happens when piece of wood with B.portal goes into orange portal?
Stranger 2: You Just Blew My Mind.
Stranger 2: You End Up In My Mother's Vagina.
Stranger 1: u just below my dick
Stranger 2: :0

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:17:49 2011 No.3517904

Thinking like Carl Sagan:

If the Big Bang Theory is true, and all matter was condensed into one extremely small and dense area, then what was outside of the area where all matter existed?
Stranger 1: nothing
Stranger 1: nothing except dreams and potential
Stranger 2: I'll accept that
Stranger 1: boo yah!
Stranger 2: congrats, stranger, you just answered the question of the universe
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:22:49 2011 No.3517934

Question to discuss:
What is the most sickening shit you've masturbated to?
You: Lol
Stranger: um
You: I got a good one
Stranger: oh lets hrea this
Stranger: hear*
You: A girl with two heads giving a blowjob
Stranger: Okay
You: Not even joking.
Stranger: That's it everyone
Stranger: the internet's over
You: LOOOL
Stranger: everyone go home
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 03:55:49 2011 No.3518094

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should we build more nuclear power plants?

Stranger 1: Uh... I guess?

Stranger 1: Why do I care? I don't build them.

Stranger 1: I can't control them.

Stranger 2: Niggas need energy

Stranger 1: /b/tard?

Stranger 2: umm, no.

Stranger 1: Huh, you talk like one.

Stranger 2: I try to distance myself from the internet's asshole XD

Stranger 1: I like to browse /c/...

Stranger 2: Which one is that?

Stranger 2: I just go for the hentai.

Stranger 1: The one with drawn pictures of cute girls.

Stranger 1: That's non-pornographic.

Stranger 2: Oh.

Stranger 2: I just go for the porn

Stranger 1: I go to my head for my porn.

Stranger 2: I only go for porn when I'm bored.

Stranger 1: Having a good imagination is bitchin' sometimes.

Stranger 2: And considering I have a drumset and an N64, that's almost never

Stranger 1: N64?

Stranger 2: Nintendo 64

Stranger 1: GameCube for ever, man!

Stranger 1: GC > N64 > Wii, yo.

Stranger 1: Just like the Game Boy Advance is the best handheld ever.

Stranger 1: GBA > DS > GBC > GB >

Stranger 1: Mostly because of nostalgia. x3

Stranger 2: I still remember the retarded light thing you had to plug into the GB to see anything that was going on

Stranger 1: I have an SP.

Stranger 1: =3

Stranger 1 is typing...

This is like watching 2 monkeys in a lab. I suspect Stranger 1 is a female species.

>>	Sat Aug 6 03:56:49 2011 No.3518098 >>3517706 I was stranger 1

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:13:49 2011 No.3518167

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
People will venture into space and colonize other planets at some point. Do you believe that you'll be alive to experience that?

Stranger 2: No they won't.

Stranger 1: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) why you no make robot life husk

Stranger 2: Without oil, science and technology wouldn't be much farther along than 1870.

Stranger 2: Oil production has peaked.

Stranger 2: Civilization is on the brink of collapse.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:29:49 2011 No.3518218

Question to discuss:
I will give ten dollars to whichever one of you disconnects last. Have fun.

Stranger 1: uhhhhh

Stranger 2: damn

Stranger 2: your going down

Stranger 1: it appears we have reached a stalemate

Stranger 1: so

Stranger 1: ASL

Stranger 1: M/F

Stranger 2: i feel as if im in the wild west and we are about to draw our guns..

Stranger 1: YES

Stranger 1: AND OUR GUNS ARE ANNOYING THINGS PEOPLE SAY ON OMEGLE

Stranger 1: hot and horny 18 yr old m looking to cyber

Stranger 2: oh yes! like wen people ask aboout being horny

Blackman Sat Aug 6 04:38:49 2011 No.3518247

Question to discuss:
1st person to disconnect is a flaming faggot
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: omg i watched you stranger
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: i remember your font and word 'balls'
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: great convo
Stranger 1: Ｉ’Ｍ　ＰＲＥＴＴＹ　ＣＨＡＲＩＳＭＡＴＩＣ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳＢ
Stranger 1: ＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳＢ
Stranger 1: ＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: yes, yes im sure you are
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳＢ
Stranger 1: ＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: got any other talents?
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: yeh i can sit watching this all day
Part 1

Blackman Sat Aug 6 04:39:49 2011 No.3518252

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

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Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: getting tired there?

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: Ｂ　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｌ　Ｓ　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: fail much?

part 2

Blackman Sat Aug 6 04:40:49 2011 No.3518256

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　　　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: 　ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: why dont you try making balls out of the word balls

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡ

Stranger 1: ＬＬ

Stranger 1: Ｓ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: ps. i dont think you have enough balls

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: yep; still not enough

Stranger 2: yeh just show you have balls and disconnect

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLAS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS'

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS
part 3

Blackman Sat Aug 6 04:41:49 2011 No.3518261

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: BALLS

Stranger 2: BALL

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
part 4

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:41:49 2011 No.3518262 File: 68 KB, 801x331, hlllg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Blackman Sat Aug 6 04:42:49 2011 No.3518265

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 2: BALLS
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: B

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: A

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: L

Stranger 2: L

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: S

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

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Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: Ｂ　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｌ　Ｓ
part 5

Blackman Sat Aug 6 04:44:49 2011 No.3518273

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬ
ＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡ
ＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳ
ＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬ
ＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡ
ＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳ
ＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬ
ＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡ
ＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳＢＡＬＬＳ
Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: yeh fuck this. ill be the faggot. this guys not giving up

Stranger 1: ＢＡＬＬＳ

Stranger 2: hope you enjoyed the show stranger

Stranger 2 has disconnected
the end

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:45:49 2011 No.3518277

e=mc^2 true or false?
Stranger 2: fals
Stranger 2: e
Stranger 1: aw fuck
Stranger 1: another /sci/ fag
Stranger 1: well
Stranger 1: energy is not technically related to mass
Stranger 2: its a lie.ø
Stranger 1: nor can the speed of light have been constant when the universe was at a singularity and there was no light to move
Stranger 1: therefore
Stranger 1: it is not true 100% of the time
Stranger 2: i have no idea of whay you are talking about..

I<3 u for this :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:50:49 2011 No.3518296 File: 158 KB, 714x884, wolverineGod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, what does it take to have an intelligent discussion about superheroes and religion? Kids these days...

>>	Time to invade Chad !!yrsvUUPIY4s Sat Aug 6 04:51:49 2011 No.3518300 >>3518277 lol that was me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:55:49 2011 No.3518304 File: 56 KB, 711x399, lolmegle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well done... Welllll done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 04:57:49 2011 No.3518310 so has anyone scored with this yet preferable with a sweet, young 14 year old

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:00:49 2011 No.3518320 >>3518310 I sometimes chat on cam omegle, and I've had quite a few people tell me I'm cute and courting me, only to get mad at me when they find out I'm not a girl.

>>	Hitch Sat Aug 6 05:03:49 2011 No.3518326 File: 82 KB, 1205x703, lolmegle2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3518310 I'm a fucking match-maker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:07:49 2011 No.3518337 >>3518326 They're both girls. Hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:08:49 2011 No.3518339 >>3516618 After Chatting People (Using Text) You Have An Option after the Conversation to Join the Spy Mode beta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:13:49 2011 No.3518354 File: 48 KB, 694x195, liquid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seems like a pretty straightforward question to me... don't know what they were so upset about...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:17:49 2011 No.3518361 File: 49 KB, 671x256, newtonTattoos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:19:49 2011 No.3518369 File: 15 KB, 513x278, nofunallowed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no fun allowed :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:30:49 2011 No.3518392 Question to discuss: If you had an apple with a straw and you poked the apple through with it and a pebbl hadnt dropped, would it stop the straw inside the apple because gravity cant apple?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:41:49 2011 No.3518413 File: 16 KB, 752x439, Omegle - Google Chrome_2011-08-06_21-39-22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had higher hopes for this question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:44:49 2011 No.3518426 File: 78 KB, 917x412, Screen shot 2011-08-06 at 2.47.20 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you bastards still get the point

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:50:49 2011 No.3518441 I was getting asked questions, when a little text box displayed saying " The person you are talking to is a pedophile." isnt that weird

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 05:55:49 2011 No.3518458

Question to discuss:
If T-Rex's vision was based on movement, how come it's prey didn't evolve into tree's? SUCK IT ATHEIST FAGGOTS
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: Because thats im possible
Stranger 1: trees were ahead of their time
Stranger 1: and outlive that fuckin t-rex man
Stranger 2: Animals cant evolve into plants
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>They actually addressed the question seriously

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 06:12:49 2011 No.3518529

Question to discuss:
What is 1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0

Stranger 1: 0
Stranger 2: 0
Stranger 2: dammit
Stranger 1: FIRST BITCH
Stranger 1: YEAH
Stranger 2: ho!
Stranger 1: MY MATH DICK
Stranger 1: IS LIKE
Stranger 1: 10 TIMES
You have disconnected.

I ragequit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 06:16:49 2011 No.3518545 >>3518529 >1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1+(1x0)

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 06:38:49 2011 No.3518638

Question to discuss:
Approximately how old is the universe? No googling
Stranger 2: um
Stranger 2: uim
Stranger 2: um
Stranger 1: over 9000
Stranger 2: 600,00,00 years
Stranger 2: fuck i forgot a 0
Stranger 1: nigga dont even have enough zeroes
Stranger 1: 600,000,000****
Stranger 2: k then how much is it cracker
Stranger 2: mfw i corrected it
Stranger 1: like 65 years
Stranger 1: give or take

Question to discuss:
Do imaginary numbers exist?
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 1: Yes.
Stranger 2: We both agree
Stranger 1: Square root of 1
Stranger 1: no wait. -1
Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 2: I request the highest of fives
Stranger 1: advance or a8scond
Stranger 1: a8scond
Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 06:50:49 2011 No.3518666 File: 118 KB, 1715x680, penonmoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Specially designed weight things. He did it in science, you guys!

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 06:52:49 2011 No.3518673

Question to discuss:
If your goal is to not achieve your goal, would you ever achieve it?

Stranger 1: I DON'T KNOW DHJFKHDSJ

Stranger 2: to help u get a life

Stranger 1: It's 4 am and what is this.

Stranger 1: I don't know how does anything work anymorrrreee

Stranger 2: sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 06:58:49 2011 No.3518685 File: 33 KB, 603x699, Screenshot (2011-08-06 at 11.58.00).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:06:49 2011 No.3518704 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What happens if Pinocchio says: This statement is a lie. Stranger 2: then your an idiot Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:06:49 2011 No.3518705 How do I go into answering mode?;p

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:07:49 2011 No.3518708 >>3516551 Polar bears and penguins don't share a habitat, retard.

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:10:49 2011 No.3518716

Question to discuss:
During the middle ages, which was the largest Empire?
Stranger 2: dunno
Stranger 1: HANNAH MONTANA
Stranger 2: don't care much
Stranger 2: moghuls?
Stranger 2: hannah montana
Stranger 1: p3niz
Stranger 2: oh yes clearly
Stranger 2: she had the largest empire
Stranger 2: ;_;
Stranger 2 has disconnected

So close

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:11:49 2011 No.3518719

Question to discuss:
A two-child family has at least one boy. What is the probability that it has a girl?

Stranger 1: 50/50

Stranger 2: How about you dicuss genetics with some science forum. I have enough of that shit at school.

Stranger 1: true

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:29:49 2011 No.3518762

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What happens when you drop a pencil on the moon?

Stranger 2: it falls slowly..

Stranger 1: it floats up into the space

Stranger 1: cause there is not air on the moon

Stranger 2: but there is gravity on the moon

Stranger 1: so no wind to blow it down

Stranger 2: wind doesn't blow things down ¬_¬

Stranger 2: gravity pulls things down

Stranger 2: how do you think spacemen walk on the moon?

Stranger 1: how

Stranger 1: magnet boots?

Stranger 2: the moon isn't metal

Stranger 1: the moon is gray

Stranger 1: steel is gray

Stranger 1: so the moon has to be made out of steel

Stranger 2: concrete is grey

Stranger 2: how old are you, by the way?

Stranger 1: concrete has steel in it to

Stranger 2: for your sake, I hope you're joking

Stranger 2: because even my little sister knows the moon has gravity

Stranger 1: i ran out of bullshit to say

Stranger 2: oh right

Stranger 1: Okay.

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2 has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:34:49 2011 No.3518776 File: 579 KB, 1366x728, 2011-08-06_0733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck!

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:36:49 2011 No.3518781

Question to discuss:
Are you the same person as the one that went to sleep after waking up? What if you were to step into a teleporter that read the exact properties of every atom/particle in your body and re-created it in a different place? (Teleporter destroys the body by default, but can be operated in a mode where it doesn't.)

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: thats good

Stranger 1: physically you would be you

Stranger 2: what

Stranger 1: you wouldnt be alive though

Stranger 2: yeah

Not alive, what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:52:49 2011 No.3518812 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What happens when you drop a pencil on the moon? Stranger 2: oh god, not this Stranger 2: back to /v/ with you Stranger 1: /v/? Stranger 1: Is that like a subreddit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:54:49 2011 No.3518818 Question to discuss: Who won World War 1? Stranger 1: we did Stranger 2: are you a american? Stranger 1: no irish Stranger 2: then you didn't get involed in the world war 1 Stranger 2 has disconnected Slowly but surely losing all hope

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 07:57:49 2011 No.3518828

Question to discuss:
Who won World War 1?
Stranger 2: GERMANY
Stranger 1: um...nope
Stranger 2: And World War 2 also
Stranger 1: England for most part
Stranger 2: gERMANY! GO AND LEARN HISTORY
Stranger 1: lol..hell no
Stranger 1: they had this treaty of varseilles
Stranger 1: demilitarization of Rhine valley
Stranger 1: so when hitler came to power in 1933
Stranger 1: he tore up that treaty 1rst thing
Stranger 1: it was an insult to german pride
Stranger 1: they'd lost the war
Stranger 2: gERMANY WINS EVERYTHING AND THAT'S IT. WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE TO SOME MOTHERFUCKERS

Stranger 1 just stole my heart, and I sincerely hope stranger 2 is trolling

The Power of Love Part 1 Sat Aug 6 08:06:49 2011 No.3518837

Question to discuss:
Is love in your heart muscle?

Stranger: No.

You: yes

Stranger: Chemical manifestation in the brain.

You: no love id=s from the heart because its a emotion

Stranger: All emotions are chemical reactions. Love does not exist outside of the human psyche. Not to mention, people with artificial hearts can still feel love.

Stranger: Where is your god now.jpg

You: animals love

Stranger: Arguable.

Stranger: Only certain species.

Stranger: Namely mammals

You: my cat loves me

Stranger: Otherwise, there is no need for the emotion known as "love". It's solely an evolutionary construct that was beneficial for child development.

You: if you dont have a heart you die the longest anyone lasted with a fully artificial heart was ten minutes because you cant live without love

Stranger: Not true.

You: yes true

Stranger: Many people live for decades with them.

You: look up longest FULLy artificial heart

You: ill wait

Stranger: Show me a source.

Stranger: And the reasoning behind it cannot be "because you can't live without love"

Stranger: That is empirically flase.

Stranger: false*

You: look on wikipedia they spend short times with an artificial heart then they transplant a real heart in

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_heart

Stranger: Yes, but many people live for long periods of times with artificial ones.

Stranger: If they don't, it's due to mechanical reasons

You: but not very long the love left in their system isnt renewed and they die

Stranger: You've got to be trolling.

You: what

Stranger: You can't be serious.

Stranger: No human is this stupid.

The Power of Love Part 2 Sat Aug 6 08:07:49 2011 No.3518839

You: i am and science proves it

Stranger: No it does not.

You: there are neurons in the heart

Stranger: LOLOLOLOL

You: look it up im serious

You: wait ill get a link...

Stranger: Even if that were true, it proves absolutely no point whatsoever.

You: http://subjected2subjectivity.blogspot.com/2007/06/thinking-heart.html

You: when you feel sad it hurts IN YOUR HEART hence heartbroken

Stranger: Wow, you link a blog?

Stranger: Not a scientific study?

Stranger: That's sure to sway me.

You: Doesnt mean its not true

Stranger: It's means you should be highly skeptical

You: ill find another link hold on...

You: http://discovermagazine.com/2000/oct/feattech

Stranger: The fact of the matter is, love is an emotion. Emotions are chemical reactions in the brain, thus love is a chemical reaction.

You: its more than that you cant measure love

Stranger: That's because love is an abstract noun. That's like saying you can't measure dreams.

Stranger: aka fullretard.jpg

The Power of Love Part 3 Sat Aug 6 08:08:49 2011 No.3518840

You: love isnt a word its a vital thing for life

Stranger: Not vital.

You: what is life without love?

Stranger: You can receive brain damage that limits/destroys your ability to love, and still function.

Stranger: That's a subjective question.

Stranger: What is life without Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

Stranger: For some people it's unbearable, for some it's not.

Stranger: But it's not vital for any of us

Stranger: The need for love is strongly ingrained in the human psyche, but it no way is it a biologic need.

Stranger: in no way*

Stranger: Love is a reason for two parents to procreate and stay together long enough to protect their children.

Stranger: The human mind tries to make it more than that, but from an evolutionary standpoint, that's all there is.

Stranger: Is this making a dent in that thick skull of yours yet?

Stranger: K. Good talk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:18:49 2011 No.3518846 Question to discuss: What was the first man made object that could break the sound barrier? Stranger 2: OH Stranger 2: WHIP Stranger 2: Fuck yeah. Stranger 2: It's a whip. Stranger 2: Now post this on /sci/ As requested

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:25:49 2011 No.3518852 You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What was the first man-made object that could break the sound barrier? Stranger 2: v2 rocket Stranger 1: bell

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:30:49 2011 No.3518863

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who was the first human in space?
Stranger 2: uh
Stranger 2: begins with a g?
Stranger 1: neil armstrong
Stranger 1: 1969
Stranger 2: no dude
Stranger 2: space not the same as the moon
Stranger 2: space is nearer
Stranger 1 has disconnected

This is actually a decent question, getting some sensible, close answers

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 08:44:49 2011 No.3518891 >>3518863 I lost my shit at 'Space is nearer'

all of my rage Anonymous Sat Aug 6 09:31:49 2011 No.3519007

Stranger: Gravity is like a big fabric in space. The planets and stars sit on it and follow the path their indents leave.

You: no wrong

Stranger: That is not wrong you retard haha

You: the model youre thinking of is that gravity creates a dent in an otherwise perfect grid

You: objects follow the lines exactly

Stranger: ....omfg you just went full retard. Cya

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