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what should be the first words on mars?

>> No.3512702
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3512702

We are the first of millions.

>> No.3512707

Sorry.

>> No.3512710

'Holy fucking shit Houston. We are on Mars'

>> No.3512712
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3512712

'I came'

>> No.3512715

"Good luck Mr. Sagan."

>> No.3512716

"Как всегда мы обошли америкосов! "

>> No.3512719

"oh shit, what the fuck is tha-"

>> No.3512723

There should be no first words, they should be getting on with the damn mission and checklists.

>> No.3512728

"Fuck da police"

>> No.3512730
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>>3512723
First man on another planet and you want to make it look like a completely boring routine science mission?

>> No.3512733

>>3512723
>There should be no first words, they should be getting on with the damn mission and checklists.

...without ever speaking?

>> No.3512735
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>>3512716
мой негр!

>> No.3512743

FOR GOD AND COUNTRY , GERONIMO - GERONIMO - GERONIMO.

>> No.3512754

>>3512733
of course they still talk, just nothing said in the moment and no silly lines or quotes or dedications, just ok im on the surface lets go set up this and that etc. basically getting on with the mission, there's time for all that after the mission

>> No.3512758

CHING CHONG, CHINA STRONG!

>> No.3512761

>>3512754
Are you arguing that there is no time to say first words? That's what you're saying?

>> No.3512763
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>>3512754

>> No.3512765

"Ok guys, we'll only have another 5 trips here and then we'll get canned, so lets make the most of it before we all go kill ourselves back on earth"

>> No.3512771

>>3512712
fair enough.

>> No.3512776
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3512776

Russia had space. Amerikkka had Luna. Britain has Mars.

This is how the Empire does it, so-called superpowers.

>> No.3512782

ATTENTION, UNIVERSE:

Dicks.

That is all.

>> No.3512785

>>3512776
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
even china more capable than you.....CHINA

>> No.3512789

AHHHHHHHHH... MOOOONNNSSSTTTERRRRRSSSSSS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


just for laughs.

>> No.3512798

I'M THE BEST, AROOOOUND, NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!

>> No.3512799

Turkey will be the first to get to Mars!

>> No.3512800

What mike collins suggested Neil do for the moon - scream and cut your mic

>> No.3512802
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3512802

pic related, this is how the mars landing will look like

>> No.3512803

>>3512785
>china
>never been to moon even

>> No.3512806

>>3512803
never been to moon but been to orbit
England has not been to orbit (paying russians for a seat in a soyuz doesnt count)

>> No.3512819

Yo, dudes, how's it hanging? You need any help there?

>> No.3512835

>>3512819
>6 minutes later
↓
>>3512789

>> No.3512852

We come on behalf of all Mankind to declare our intentions. We come from Earth to conquer this planet and all others in this system. This is a first step, the first of many.

>> No.3512861
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3512861

Iran can into LEO on its own

>> No.3512869

>>3512861
not manned, thats a WHOLE different ballgame

>> No.3512881

>>3512785
Silly foreigner. We don’t want general space or Luna. We want Mars. The Empire will have it.

>> No.3512884
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>>3512869
manned...by monkeys?

>> No.3512885

In these next moments.. the red planet.. will be conquered by man.. GERONIMO

>> No.3512889

to infinity, AND BEYOND!

>> No.3512892

Well, here we are.

>> No.3512893

>>3512884
liar, all they put into orbit was basically a cube

>> No.3512897

>>3512881
People with bad teeth can't go into space

>> No.3512898

mars is more brown than red, the red photos are altered.

>> No.3512901

A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400billion suns, and the rising of the milky way

(fucing love carl sagan)

>> No.3512902

ALLAHU AKBAR

>> No.3512903

>>3512688
what should be the first words on mars?
"Amazing"or something similar.

What will most likely be the first words on Mars:
"Shit it's broken again!"

Seriously if the spacecraft is built by the lowest bidder (as it will) then the systems are going to be piece'o'shit quality.

>> No.3512907

>>3512893
they haven't launched the monkeys yet.
they're going to in the summer.
i don't think they plan on having them come back alive.
hey, you gotta start somewhere.

>> No.3512910

That's because I just disabled the Earth Return Vehicle!

>wildcard bitches

>> No.3512911

FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

>> No.3512914

>>3512861
Am I the only one who thinks the two coolest names of rockets are Lambda-4S and Black Arrow?

Diamant, Juno I, and Shavit are such shitty names.

However, Explorer, Astérix and Prospero are god tier names.

>> No.3512925

>>3512897
Our astronauts have been preparing their teeth since birth to allow for space travel, barbarian.

>> No.3512926

"There's no God here, either."

>> No.3512927

Wow! It's fucking nothing!

>> No.3512931
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>>3512911
engineers gonna engineer

>> No.3512933

"well.... shall we get it right this time? That's one small step FOR a man but one giant leap for mankind!"

>> No.3512935

>>3512925
By "your" astronauts you mean Polish ehm, I meant British?

>> No.3512942 [DELETED] 

>>3512907
fucking sandniggers thats cruel and unneccesary, if it were the late 50's or early 60's i could accept it, but there is NO good reason to kill innocent animals or risk them when we have already done it and the data is freely available

>> No.3512936

"Man, this place looks like a shithole. Let's just keep going and try Europa instead."

>> No.3512938

>>3512933
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>> No.3512939

>>3512933
"Fuck mankind, we're Martians now."

>> No.3512950

>>3512942
>killing animals is only okay if I'm not alive to complain about it

>> No.3512955
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>>3512935
low blow dude

>> No.3512971

>>3512950
killing animals is fine if we actually learn something from it, and there is nothing to be learned by killing monkeys in 2011

>> No.3512975 [DELETED] 

"Niggers aren't people."

>> No.3512981 [DELETED] 
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>>3512975
>yfw first man on mars will be black

>> No.3512979

>>3512971
>there is nothing to be learned by killing monkeys in 2011
This won't be true until we can simulate physical monkies in silica.

>> No.3512986

>>3512981
>implying any black astronauts

You can't send them in space. Half the cargo would be fried chicken and watermelons.

>> No.3512994

>>3512986
ten years ago you would argue that US will never have black president too

>> No.3512996

>>3512994
Naw, there's plenty of room in the white house for his chicken

>> No.3513007

>>3512986
cunt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African-American_astronauts

>> No.3513307

"Hey conspiracy fags. This is for Buzz, Niel and Mike! FUCK YOU CONSPIRACY FAGS."

>> No.3513323

>"Holy shit guys this is awesome"
>"I can see my home from here"
Or this:
>>3512702

>> No.3513359

"First mars pee!"

>> No.3513362

"It's OURS, bitches!"

>> No.3513384

"Where's the beer?"

>> No.3513401

"Ching-chong, ping-pong, chingy-chang-chong, China"

Or translated:

"I claim this planet in the name of the Glorious People's Republic of China"

Most likely scenario.

>> No.3513450

>>3512730

To be fair, it's not like it would be our first time on Mars: we first landed on Mars in 1976 and have returned several times. It would just be the first time sending a human.

That said, I agree with your basic conclusion. It doesn't take that much time to say a little something. It doesn't even have to be something poetic or anything. Just saying "well guys, we're here" would be pretty cool.

>> No.3513468
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3513468

"It's just a big red desert with rocks everywhere. I miss the ocean."

>> No.3513475

"And the fools thought it could be done in the 21st!"

>> No.3513489

IS DIS DA MOON? OH SHIT I OVERSHOT.

>> No.3513559
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3513559

They should have sent a poet...

>> No.3513580

"Oh well...let's pick some rocks and act as if we had nothing better to do."

>> No.3513606
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3513606

Really only one thing to say...

"COMMENCE TERRAFORMING"

>> No.3513628

"There is no god but man."


The buttmad shitstorms would be legendary.

>> No.3513647

>>3513606
Bad idea. Huge waste of time and resources. Any planetary scientist worth even half his salt will immediately recognize why this is futile. Any [planetary scientist] who claims otherwise is a nut.

>> No.3513657

I HEREBY DECLARE MARTIAN INDEPENDENCE AND VOW TO ALWAYS FIGHT TERRAN OPRESSION

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>>3513606
O’Neill cylinders bro, 'cause planets are for dirt monkeys.

>> No.3513666

"I'm thirsty"

>> No.3513675
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>>3513647

Face it, humans will only get to mars when they need to. With the current direction of the worlds economy it will take hundred of years before we make to the big red planet.

I do believe that we will establish a base on the moon in the coming decades, but that alone will be so expensive, that mars will keep being pushed out of the question. Also the public is in no way interested in space exploration (even thought they should) when they have "local" problems to deal with.

Even if we find a way to protect against the heavy radiation and VASIMR proves to work, there are still a lot of unanswered questions. It's not like going to the moon and back...

>> No.3513685

"I'm gay"

>> No.3513713

"I am the first guy on mars and many will follow me!
But one thing never change: Poland cannot into space."
For serious: The first person on mars must be a /b/tard for profit, glory and lulz!

>> No.3513721
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>>3513713
>mfw

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>>3512688
"I'm so fucking glad that will killed all christians"
- first words spoken on mars

>> No.3513741

"Thank god for private industry funding this project."

>> No.3513754

Atheists were first

>> No.3513764

"No Kings or Gods, Only man and Science"
or if I'm with Americans
"I claim this world in the name of the metric system, faggotry not permitted"

>> No.3513769

"The gallon got us here."

>> No.3513771

>>3513736
>"I'm so fucking glad that will killed all christians"

>will killed are christians

>will

I didnt know Will is a fucking badass!

>> No.3513777

>>3512688

Probably something along the lines of 這裡很酷.

>> No.3513786

>>3513777
Lol'd

>> No.3513791

Inurdaes was a faggot, I'm glad he died before he got to see this.

>> No.3513800

wheres the bathroom?

>> No.3513805
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>>3513777
well there will be training in China, due to it being a toxic lifeless waste land by then.

>> No.3513816

>>3513805
>implying Hurrmerica isn't going down long before any other state

>> No.3513835

"Fuck the lot of you faggots who would make a speech about economics or religion on Mars. FUCK THE LOT OF YOU."

>> No.3514033
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>>3513664
It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised... And die.

>> No.3514039

All your base are belong to us

>> No.3514082

"I'll see you at the pahty, Richter!"

>> No.3516720

"As a great man once said, one small step f- wait a minute, what the hell is that? Are you seeing this? What the... OH JESUS! FUCK! GET BACK IN THE LANDER! NOW! OH JESUS IT'S MOVING TOO FA- ***pssshsshht***"

>> No.3516764

"Well, lets home we do it right this time."

>> No.3516776

>>3516764

*hope

>> No.3516788

"Hell... It's about time..."

>> No.3516810 [DELETED] 

nigger tits

>> No.3516815

"We're going to lose our planet to global warming but at least we spent all this money to dick around on Mars"

>> No.3516852

>>3516764
>>3516776

Way to fuck up the first words spoken on Mars.

>> No.3516861

>>3516788
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>> No.3516903

"Hitler was right."

>> No.3516951
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>>3512688

>> No.3516961

right, I laid my boot on the surface, happy now faggots? popsci is for nogroids, hand me the chart and let's do some science

>> No.3516980
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3516980

We must secure a future for white children.

>> No.3516989
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"and if it was not then what or if not then as such for it so ancient aliens"

>> No.3517010
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like ancient martian aliens?

>> No.3517486
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"No niggers up here"

>> No.3517510

"you've got red on you."

>> No.3517629

Veni, Vidi, Vici.

>> No.3517641

>>3517629
"Veni veni veni"

Fix'd

>> No.3517645

>>3512688
Finally I can masturbate in peace or fuck earth

>> No.3517653

>>3512688
I just flew in from earth and boy are my arms tired

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>>3512892
Hell yeah.

>> No.3517673

"I see no god up here either."

>> No.3517689

How about saying. Who wants coffee?

>> No.3517785

The troy mission is the way to go.

>> No.3517796

Make sure you're listening, Houston. You better not fuck this up like Armstrong's quote!

>> No.3517819

Today men walk on Mars, tomorrow we look to the next horizon.

>> No.3517836

>>3517796
Hahah. Skrr, Skrr. Mars in.... POOPER!

>> No.3517878

All these are good.
>>3512765
>>3512939
>>3513606
>>3513628
>>3517673

Personally I'd go with:

"You want me to pay those bills? Come and get me bitches!"

>> No.3517892
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3517892

"一定要解放星火！！！！"

"We will liberate Mars!!!!"

>> No.3517895

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

>> No.3517908

>>3512939
If a human gave birth to a child while on Mars, would it be the first official alien mankind acknowledges?

>> No.3517930

All this world is yours.
Except Olympus Mons.
Attempts no landing there.

>> No.3517936

>>3517878
Sounds like something Arnie would say

>> No.3517942

>>3517908
Nah, illegal aliens cross the border into the US all the time.

>> No.3518003

>>3517930
And don't go to the face, either. Or that massive canyon. Or any oceans. And don't touch the red stuff.
Actually, just get the fuck off now

>> No.3518085

Welp... here I am

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>>3518003
Get orff mah dust!!