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3486810 No.3486810 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /sci/ if humans are suppose to be the longest distance runners in the animal kingdom then how come i keep getting stitches when i try to run?

Religion:1000000000000

Athetistfags:0

>> No.3486820

Stop running with surgical needles in your pockets.

>> No.3486822

Thanks brah I was looking for that image.

>> No.3486823

>Implying you're human.

>> No.3486825

>>3486810
>humans are suppose to be the longest distance runners
[citation needed]

>> No.3486829

Because you way 250 lbs

>> No.3486838

My guess is because you're a disgusting blob of a human being who hasn't exercised in about a decade

>> No.3486841

>>3486825
Discovery Channel. And it has stuck with us since. It's like no one has ever seen a horse, kangaroo, gazelle or..any fucking animal.

>> No.3486842

>humans are suppose to be the longest distance runners
>to be the longest distance runners
>longest distance runners

F-

See me after class.

>> No.3486850

I can't even comprehend what stitches, running long distances, animal kingdom, and religion vs non-religion have to do with eachother

2/10 for originality

>> No.3486862

>>3486829
>Because you way 250 lbs
>you way 250
>way

no weigh, are you kidding?

>> No.3486872
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3486872

>>3486829
>way
lolwat

>> No.3486870

Hey OP, I never get stitches when running because I'm fit as an ox.

umad?

>> No.3486879

Worst troll to date.

>> No.3486886

>>3486879
I don't even think this can be considered trolling. I doubt (or at least really hope) that this is a genuine attempt at trolling.

>> No.3486899

>>3486862
You are just weigh to stupid to understand what he was saying.

>> No.3486928

>>3486841
Horses, gazelles, etc can give only short bursts of moderate speed running.
kangaroos, while very effecient at walking, can't move quickly at all and thus aren't "running" nor are they "long distance"

Humans can, over the period of many hours, outrun a horse or gazelle through moderatly-paced endurance running.

>> No.3487558

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUpo_mA5RP8

lol u all mad

also this is quite awesome

>> No.3487563

lol'd.

>> No.3487588

>>3487558
around 5:30 is the part

>> No.3487625

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkN6C1ur1t8
more man raping nature goodness

>> No.3487677

>>3487558
Looking into the eyes of the thing, made me feel kinda bad to see it knew it was gonna die.

>> No.3487713

>>3486841

No four legged animal can outlast a biped in the end. And humans are the most efficient bipeds over long distance. What other bipeds are there, emus? Lol emus.