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Help me, /sci/

How do I become alpha?

>> No.3460012

kill yourself

>> No.3460017

ask /fit/

that board is full of meatheads who insist they're alpha, so alpha they have to tell everyone, including themselves.

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3460019

>alpha
>on /sci/

>> No.3460020

Become productive, don't take shit from anyone, and join a competitive sport.

Thats all you need to do

>> No.3460022

>believing the alpha/beta paradigm
Stop sucking so much. Decide what you want, and then make it happen. It will take work, but you can do that.

>> No.3460042

>>3460020
>Become productive, don't take shit from anyone

thats a more concise definition, competition is overrated

also notice that no where in that statement does it say >be an asshole.

>> No.3460057

Why do people say beta? Should it be omega since it is the last letter?

>> No.3460059

>>3460057
Omega and below are chicks. Just like in Brave New World. Fagoot.

>> No.3460062

- castigate females
- be ready to throw down over the most insignificant shit
- drop out of college and start a nutritional supplement business
- misquote philosophers you vaguely know of
- never use condoms
- acquire steroids
- get a tribal tattoo
- drink 4loko
- regale your bros with tales of your sexual conquests

>> No.3460090

Get a job, and just fucking do it. Get an apartment, and fucking keep it well. Get a hobby, and get fucking good at it. Get some friends, and not just all guys, for fucks sake.

If you have these things, you don't have anything to apologise or excuse, because you're a fucking man. And when you get women in your sights, you'll have plenty to talk about. And when you get a woman in your grip, you'd better not stop doing any of the above things, just make sure she thinks you're giving stuff up to spend time with her, because you are.

>> No.3460095

>>3460062

Transients =/= alpha.

>> No.3460106

>>3460059

You listen to a fucking book that was written in the 1930s rather than a alphabet that was written 800BC?!?!?!

>> No.3460114

>>3460059
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.
Omega Wolves are the wolves that bear the stress of the pack by letting everyone else beat them up. They usually end up Alpha hen the previous dies.
And ''Alpha'' designates the top pair. Learn your fucking pack dynamics, idiot.

>> No.3460225

>>3459998
Well being a science/math major is sure to keep you a beta.

>> No.3460261

Lose weight.

Be funny, or at least witty.

Be social.

Otherwise you'll just score fat retarded ones who will bang anything, anyway.

>> No.3460296

>>3460261
>Be funny, or at least witty.

That's weird. I would have said it the other way. Be witty, or at least funny. I mean, one can be funny without being witty, but I don't think it works the other way as well. Maybe it's a results versus method thing, you're funny because you get a response, but you're witty because you have a skill.

I know it's off topic, it just struck me as odd.