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Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:49:14 2011 No.3459177 [Reply] [Original]

>yfw there's retards out there that think having a bachelor's is enough to qualify them as a scientist

Pic related, mfw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:49:14 2011 No.3459179 ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:51:14 2011 No.3459182 File: 155 KB, 445x445, 1301462329101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw there's retards out there who actually believe biology was a science

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:54:14 2011 No.3459193 Who gives a shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:55:14 2011 No.3459199 >>3459193 Butthurt bachelor in biology detected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:57:14 2011 No.3459204 What do you have to do to become a scientist? Surely it's as simple as performing some scientific experiment correctly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 07:58:14 2011 No.3459208 >>3459204 Only if this experiment is performed by a PhD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:00:14 2011 No.3459217 >mfw the new season of futurama is great feelsgoodman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:01:14 2011 No.3459220 >>3459208 I presume any old PhD isn't sufficient? Doesn't that imply there was no science before PhDs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:01:14 2011 No.3459221 >>3459208 This, if you're doing an experiment without a masters or PhD, it doesn't count as a real experiment or science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:02:14 2011 No.3459226 >>3459220 Hard science PhDs like chemistry or physics only counts, not soft science or philosophical ones. >Doesn't that imply there was no science before PhDs? They're outdated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:17:14 2011 No.3459285 File: 30 KB, 450x292, tumblr_kvn874vg9b1qzxteno1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are petty semantics a science?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:38:14 2011 No.3459356 File: 14 KB, 300x300, retarded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >think you're a scientist >don't even own a labcoat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:40:14 2011 No.3459362 File: 35 KB, 525x481, 1272575210917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3459356 >mfw physicists do not into labcoats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:40:14 2011 No.3459364 File: 147 KB, 403x396, 1308899651393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Computer Science >science >computers >mfw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:41:14 2011 No.3459366 >>3459356 Only doctors wear lab coats these days. The amount of science getting done is inversely proportional to the number of lab coats being worn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:41:14 2011 No.3459367 /sci/ is without a doubt the most insecure board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:42:14 2011 No.3459372 I have a friend who has BA Hons written after his name on Facebook. Makes me rage!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:44:14 2011 No.3459382 scientist = someone who has been published in a peer-reviewed journal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:44:14 2011 No.3459380 You're not a scientist unless you own your own laboratory. Otherwise you're just a technician.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:46:14 2011 No.3459396 >>3459382 So that'll include the editor of the peer reviewed journal then...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:53:14 2011 No.3459425 File: 626 KB, 1525x1946, laughing girls 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he thinks there are still scientists

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:55:14 2011 No.3459429 >>3459396 Editors of peer reviewed journals tend to be ex-scientists

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:56:14 2011 No.3459435 >>3459429 So then they're not scientists, despite your assertation that they are...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:57:14 2011 No.3459439 Scientist: An empiricist with respect to physical claims about the universe. Everything else is just attaining higher power levels of scientism

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 08:59:14 2011 No.3459445 >>3459435 hey, >>3459382 here everyone who even puts a comma in an article gets published technically but I meant the first and last names on the list (aka the responsible scientist and the people who performed/thought up the article)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:03:14 2011 No.3459454 A scientist is someone who (professionally) applies the scientific method.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:05:14 2011 No.3459456 >>3459439 +1 internet for the post which will be completely ignored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:19:14 2011 No.3459477 Tom Cruise and John Travolta are the best examples of scientists I can think of.

Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:24:14 2011 No.3459486

Its kind of sad if the people making these threads are actually so stupid that they think being a scientist has anything to do with qualifications. People were doing science long before there were PhD's, degrees just give people training and connections, you can still do experiments and discover things without them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 09:26:14 2011 No.3459491 >>3459445 Most of the names in the middle of the list were just as involved you know. Some papers have more than twenty authors and contributors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:48:14 2011 No.3459763 File: 22 KB, 270x217, 1311758391226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What level are you at OP?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:54:14 2011 No.3459779 File: 127 KB, 600x397, best-unforgettable-space-dshuttle-pictures-for-sale_37682_600x450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Retards with Bachelor's How can a retard get a bachelor degree? This is silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 10:57:14 2011 No.3459794 >my face when people respond to these troll threads without sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:38:14 2011 No.3459936 >>3459356 I'm a physicist who loves labcoats. >>3459382 This http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientist Not even wikipedia knows

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:46:14 2011 No.3459977 File: 35 KB, 422x320, 12345345646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3459364 I like to see what you're using 4chan on faggot Also Mfw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 27 11:53:33 2011 No.3460009 >>3459372 Keith?

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