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3389253 No.3389253 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

my name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash).

You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.

>> No.3389264

Nice pasta.

>> No.3389265

So does this mean if I had sex with you my dick would grow longer?

>> No.3389267
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3389267

>mass-less
>carbon [matter] based

Choose one.

>> No.3389307

>>3389253
you are aware that the gravitational force includes a mass components?

>> No.3389335

well you are basically a giant invisible vagina