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3378387 No.3378387 [Reply] [Original]

Okey, so I hear you scientists are looking for some Grand Unified Theory that explains how relativity, quantum mechanics, and everything else works together.

Here's what you do:
Write a computer program that randomly throws equations together from physics things like force, mass, and the speed of light. Then due to the Infinite monkey theorem you'll eventually have the grand unified theory.

Thank me later.

>> No.3378411

A theory is not only made of equations.

>> No.3378416

And what do you suppose is the method for testing if each randomly generated equation is correct?

3/10 if trolling

>> No.3378421

If Lawrence Krauss is such a nerd how come he as a wife and kids?

>> No.3378428

>>3378387
trouble, is you don't have infinity to do it in (which is what the monkeys had)


infinite monkey theorem isn't testament to the intellectual capabilities of monkeys, but illustrative of the nature of infinity which you don't have (in monkeys or time)

>> No.3378438

>isn't testament to the intellectual capabilities of monkeys, but illustrative of the nature of infinity which you don't have
this, an infinity times this

>> No.3378444

After waiting 1 Gigayear + " equations don t explode"

>> No.3378457

As algorithms go, this one is about equivalent to BogoSort.

It has FACTORIAL time complexity. It is utter shit, about the most inefficient you can possibly concieve.

>> No.3378464

>>3378438
if infinite monkeys would type the works of shakespeare then why are there still monkeys?
checkmate.

>> No.3378477

>>3378464
God dammit I laughed

>> No.3378491

>>3378387
Infinite monkey theorem confirmed for untapped well of troll physics gold.

>> No.3378492

>>3378491
Another tripfag confirmed for being an untapped well of attentionwhoring faggotry