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3372679 No.3372679 [Reply] [Original]

This is for EK...

I don't want to look too forward or make you uncomfotable but I am genuinely interested in you, I know your posts in here reflect only a tiny fraction of you as a whole, but it was enough for me to realize what an extraordinary woman you are, and no man can sincerely say that this is not what they try to find in every woman, I consider myself a unique person as well, most of all, I consider myself a very honest person (that's why this message might look odd, but it's the truth) and I could definitely complement you in a relationship, if you are the kind of woman who has been betrayed by other men in the past, I assure you this will not be the case with me.. please contact me, I know you can perceive my good features as good as I can perceive yours, this is my email: turnpikemike32@hotmail.com I will be waiting for your response eagerly and I hope you take the time to analyze my declaration & fully comprehend it, this will be the best decision of your life.

I'm waiting for your input.

>> No.3372685

>I know your posts in here reflect only a tiny fraction of you as a whole,

i read

>I know your posts in here reflect only a tiny fraction of you as a whore,

oops.
also, not science, not math, what the fuck is this shit? /soc/ or something.

>> No.3372690

the fuck is going on in this thread?

>> No.3372693

AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg

>> No.3372696

>>3372690
You know what, I talked to you the other day.

>> No.3372697

>>3372679
hands off, she's mine!!

>> No.3372699
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3372699

>mfw EK obviously likes me most out of all the strangers on /sci/ but she will never know me irl

>> No.3372701
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>>3372696
/soc/ing the fuck out of /sci/.

>> No.3372708

>>3372697
No way brah, EK is mine.

>> No.3372711

Most of all, I miss her smart remarks, combined with an awesome reaction image.

>> No.3372712

I saw her first ya'll

>> No.3372714
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3372714

This is fucking hilarious

>> No.3372718

>>3372711
I miss her smilies and calling everyone hun. it makes me all tingly in my belly.

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>> No.3372738

>>3372718
=3

>> No.3372739

I'm ready to be your other half, and learn your mysterious ways like no other man you've met, I am expecting to hear from you soon enough EK, I know you don't post with your tripcode, but seeing as you were a very dedicated woman I'm pretty sure you're lurking, don't take this message too seriously, I'm just letting you know what could be. I'm out.

For all you gentlement claiming that you want her, so far I haven't seen you attempting to win her heart, but anyway, time will tell who is the winner in this battle.

>> No.3372741

>>3372738
thanks hun

>> No.3372745

>>3372739
she was posting with her trip yesterday morning.

for a stalker you sure don't seem to pay much attention to her.

>> No.3372750

>>3372739
It's okay I know she loves me more than you. But she doesn't want a relationship and she won't care for your email address.

>> No.3372786

I wonder what EK thinks of this.

>> No.3372793

>>3372786
shes an attention whore so obviously she fucking loves it

>> No.3372797

hehe thanks gais :3

>> No.3372800

>>3372797
fake EK is ek, you're just a pale shadow of all she stands for

>> No.3372803

>>3372800
My brain just derped, I meant fake EK is fake.

>> No.3372806

haha they think im not the real EK lol

>> No.3372804

>>3372800
orly?

>> No.3372810

>>3372806
I'm EK

>> No.3372812

>>3372810
No I'm EK!

>> No.3372814

hey what's going on in this thread?

>> No.3372815
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>>3372812
>>3372810
>>3372806
>>3372804
>>3372797
nope

>> No.3372817

>>3372815
>implying anyone of those actually hoped to convince you

>> No.3372820

>>3372685
you stole my first thought

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>>3372812
>>3372810

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>>3372823

>> No.3372828

>>3372823
that's actually very doable, remember you're in /sci/ not /fit/

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>>3372690
i guess we'll never know when the real EK is back untill she posts a time stamped pic.

>> No.3372833

>>3372828
what's very doable?

>> No.3372876

>>3372833
your mom

>> No.3372899

You useless fucking nerds.

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>>3372899
pic related

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>>3372899

>> No.3372969

>>3372812
>>3372810
>>3372806
>>3372804
>>3372797
Oh shit... I don't know which one is the real one. I have to shoot one of them, who do I kill??

>> No.3372985

>>3372679

EK has fanboys? I salute you EK!

>> No.3372987

>2011
>Me and EK walking down the streets of London
>I was eating a salad since I take care of my health, she removed the bun from a cheeseburger and was licking the cheese, said she learned it in zoology.
>Suddenly we hear animal roars
>A fucking Zebra is running down the sidewalk,escaped from London's zoo it seems
>Security comes and shoots it in the leg attempting to stop it from hurting anyone
>The animal falls down and starts squirming like a fish out of water
>Ek throws away her cheeseburger "STOP EVERYONE, I'M A ZOOLOGIST"
>She crouches on the sidewalk and gives mouth to mouth to the zebra
>The zebra's eyes go crazy for a sec and then it dies
>Security says "Thank you for saving innocent civilians by killing that animal mister, you are an hero!"
>EK walks away towards her dorm depressed that her ugliness killed a zebra
>I go to bucketham palace and become queen of England.

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>>3372987
>mfw this response

>> No.3372999

Someone link her facebook? Missed it.