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3364691 No.3364691 [Reply] [Original]

sup /sci/

i accidentally broke the thermometer and this shit came out.. its a substance i've never seen or felt before, it's really weird

what the fuck is it?

is there some cool shit i can do with it?

>> No.3364702

It will make you immortal if you drink it.

>> No.3364705

Drink it. I heard that it tastes funny and that you probably wouldn't regret feeling that taste.

>> No.3364706

mix it with sugar and eat it
this is the chemical basis of the silver coloured decorative balls you see on cakes

>> No.3364710

its just colored water, drink it

>> No.3364703 [DELETED] 

probably a troll, and "oh no, its mercury! you arnt meant to touch that shit"
but thermometers dont actually use mercury nowadays...

>> No.3364721

>>3364691

are you retarded?

>> No.3364722

I actually touched mercury with my brother and friends when we were kids. My parents were so worried. Luckily nothing happened. To me that is, he died.

>> No.3364717

I heard it protects you from cancer, when you drink it.

>> No.3364730

it will imbue you with the power of the immortals

>> No.3364732

swallow it

it tastes pretty good

>> No.3364737

>>3364691

you probably shouldn't be touching that shit, op

its a heavy-metal that doesnt decompose in your body

>> No.3364743

>>3364703

>implying old thermometers don't exist

>> No.3364749

>>3364737

dat impermeable membrane surrounding our fleshy part

>> No.3364759

>>3364749

>impermeable

nope.avi

>> No.3364761

>>3364749
>idiot doesn't know about absorbing shit through the skin

>> No.3364765
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3364765

EAT IT !!!

>> No.3364773

>>3364761

>Idiot doesn't know you can't absorb anything with a greater density than water into the skin

>> No.3364774

>>3364761
>>3364759

semi-permeable then

either way, im not sure mercury can be absorbed through skin. Inhalation is the danger iirc (or ingestion)

>> No.3364778

>put it in a spoon.
>hold lit lighter under spoon.
>inhale fumes.
>?????

you know the rest.

>> No.3364784 [DELETED] 

>>3364773

nigger, you just went full retard

>> No.3364797
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3364797

>>3364773
what the fuck are you talking about bro?

>> No.3364814

on a serious note, if you google "mercury element" and scroll a bit down on the images, you can see the unedited version of OPs picture

>> No.3364815

Not water soluble, wont absorb through skin. As long as you don't ingest it you'll be fine.

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3364817

>>3364773
>he believes that

>> No.3364821

http://www.tineye.com/search/5fd878801d5acf53af98b0da86c2dc7fd049545b

herp derp

>> No.3364822

>>3364817
>>3364797
>>3364784
He is right idiots
http://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C4%9B%C5%A1tec

>> No.3364824

>>3364815
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_%28element%29#Toxicity_and_safety
now go play in a pool of Mercury. Dumbass.

>> No.3364829

>>3364773

hey, a lead-bullet has a greater density than water. let me try firing it upon your skin, and see if it permeates

>> No.3364832

>>3364821
he did not imply he made that picture

>> No.3364834

>>3364822

wh...

...what?

>> No.3364839

>>3364824

>Mercury can be inhaled and absorbed through the skin and mucous membranes

>> No.3364844
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3364844

>>3364822
>Věštec

WHAT?

>> No.3364845

>>3364817

i dont think those whores would be anyone to laugh, they dont look like they know their biology tbh

>> No.3364846

>>3364829

good analogy, professor.

>> No.3364863

>>3364839
>>3364829
>>3364817
>>3364797
>>3364784

You dumb fucks don't know how to troll.

>> No.3364865

>>3364703
FUCK YOU EK! YOU UGLY BITCH!

>> No.3364868

>>3364839
Indeed. That's why I posted the link. Because despite it being written right there, he thinks it can't go through the skin. Dohoho

>> No.3364869

>>3364703
>but thermometers dont actually use mercury nowadays.
Unless they're electronic or wound metal they do. I've never heard of any other common liquid-filled type.

>> No.3364873

>>3364863
unsuccessful etc...

>> No.3364875

>>3364863

>implying we weren't the ones trolling

>> No.3364877

>>3364863
>makes a stupid remark
>hey i was just trollan

>> No.3364888

>>3364877

protip: he was trollan

and you just got trolled

>> No.3364895

>>3364873

Bunch of retards who only care about arguing like bitches and proving who is right, can't see a troll thread when he sees one, etc.

>> No.3364905 [DELETED] 
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3364905

LOL YOU NIGGERS GOT TROLLED!!!

>> No.3364916

>>3364895
apply mercury on your butthurt

>> No.3364919

Mercury doesn't do as much as people think. I had a vial when I was younger I used to play with on a plate, in direct contact with my skin.

>> No.3364920
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3364920

>/sci/
>too busy trying to prove each other has a bigger ego to realize their time is being wasted on purpose

>> No.3364931

>>3364916

see >>3364916

>> No.3364936
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>> No.3364944

>>3364931

this guy is good...

>> No.3364945
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3364945

You guys will argue about anything

>> No.3364955

>/sci/
>/science & math/
>full of retards

>> No.3364981

>>3364955

>4chan

>> No.3364985

>>3364982

stop trying

you're only making it worse

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3364982

>>3364916
>>3364877
>>3364873
>>3364839
>>3364824
>>3364817

>yfw you realized you're an idiot

>> No.3364994
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3364994

>>3364784

>got trolled like a motherfucker
>calling people retarded

>> No.3364999

>>3364985

ITT: butthurt "scientists"

>> No.3365008

oh god /sci/ is still the easiest board to troll

>> No.3365026

>I was trolling
>obvious backpedaling is obvious

>> No.3365029

I like how you can find OP's image on google images without the timestamp

>> No.3365045

>>3365026

>calling trolling backpedaling
>can't admit he is an idiot
>/sci/
>4chan

You aren't making /sci/ look any better.

>> No.3365047

You could mainline that much mercury and not have any side effects. Touching it briefly is going to do precisely jack shit.

>> No.3365052

>>3364994

0/10

>> No.3365056

>>3365026

Retard. It was a faked picture. Obvious troll. You are a disgrace to /sci/.

>> No.3365062
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3365062

>>3365052

>> No.3365067

>>3365045
>still backpedaling

>> No.3365068

best trolls in a long time. mods must be laughing.

>> No.3365076

>>3365067

>still butthurting

Just stop dude. You can't scientifically reason yourself out of this one.

>> No.3365088

>>3365076
Keep backpedaling
I'll keep "butthurting"

>> No.3365093
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3365093

>this thread

>> No.3365107
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3365107

Master Troll

>> No.3365120
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3365120

>>3365088

lol this guy is still trying.

>> No.3365124

>>3365088

>troll thread
>assumes we give a shit what he thinks

>> No.3365127

Beethoven's doctors gave him mercury. It's probably why he went deaf... but what if it's also why he wrote such great music? Drink it OP; make a contribution to society!

>> No.3365131

>>3365124
>doesn't give a shit what I think
>replies anyway

>>3365120
>bawwwwww i bakpetal

>> No.3365132
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3365132

That's T-1000's sperm!

Run you dumb shit! He's going to finger-knife you! Or just finger you, you sick homo. RUN!

>> No.3365139

>>3365131

Here is your scientific evidence, you dumb fuck: http://www.learnnc.org/lp/media/uploads/2009/05/mercury.jpg

Stop making /sci/ look bad and let this thread 404.

>> No.3365142

>>3364839
thats not good i remeber playing with it as a kid when i did the same thing as op.

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3365163

>>3365131

backpedaling implies they gave a shit in the first place. Do yourself a favor and get off /sci/

>> No.3365169

>>3365139
Its absolutely belivable that people believe Mercury can't be absorbed through the skin

>>3365142
I honestly wouldn't worry about playing with mercury a few times as a kid.

>> No.3365171

>>3365163
No. gb2/b/ and take your backpedaling with you

>> No.3365175

>>3365169

>Its absolutely belivable that people believe Mercury can't be absorbed through the skin

Holy fuck dude it was a fake picture. I can't even find a picture to describe how much of a retarded fuck you are. GET THE FUCK OFF /SCI/!

>> No.3365180

>>3365171
>>>/b/
This is how you someone to /b/. lrn24­chan

>> No.3365184

>>3365175
>thinks we're talking about the picture
>laughingwhores.jpg

>> No.3365195

Chinese emperors used to eat mercury thinking it was magic. Made them go crazy.

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3365198

>>3365171

You're just like all the other stubborn egotistical "scientists" on 4chan. You got trolled. Can't admit it. It is hilarious watching you stand up for a board that has already ousted you for being stupid.

>> No.3365203

this thread has also been posted on /b/ and you are all tards who just got trolled, enjoy faggits

>> No.3365208

>>3365184

>troll thread
>nobody actually cares

youreanidiot.gif

>> No.3365224

Been here for awhile. This is one of the best trolls I've ever witnessed on /sci/. Bravo.

golfclap*

>> No.3365237

never change, /sci/

>> No.3365251

saving this one for historical purposes

>> No.3365277

>>3365208

>still backpedaling hurruddrrr

>> No.3365287

ITT:
>OP trolls
>idiot believes a falsehood
>gets called on it
>everyone thinks LOL TROOLLLD

>> No.3365296

ITT: the best of /sci/ 2011

>> No.3365313

>>3365287

Yeah some people were wrong, but nobody cares about that. You were trolled when you replied to the picture. Fucking pathetic

faceslap.jpg

>> No.3365314

>>3365296
Not yet. Still 200 posts to go.

>> No.3365321

>>3365313
I don't think you even know who you think you're responding to anymore bro

>> No.3365326

>>3365321

>I don't think you even know who you think you're responding to anymore bro

And not one shit was given that day...bro.

>> No.3365332

>>3365326
>not one shit was given that day
>responds anyway

>> No.3365343

liquid mercury is fine as long as you dont inject it. my mom said she played with it all the time back when she was a little boy. its the vaporized stuff that will fuck you up, like from a broken CFL lightbulb

>> No.3365345

>see thread
>lol at troll
>leave thread
>come back and like 50 new replies

LOL

>> No.3365346

>>3365332

This thread needs to 404. Please stop posting on this thread if you actually represent /sci/. It is an obvious troll thread. Those who are posting are just pissing people off and laughing.

>> No.3365349

>>3365287

>idiot believes a falsehood

wait, you're trolling now, right?

>> No.3365353

>>3365346

posting to keep it going for all /sci/ members to see

for stupidity purposes

>> No.3365355

>>3365349
No. I was stupid and made a mistake. Carry on.

>> No.3365357

>>3365346

PROTIP: the other half of the posters are people getting pissed off

>> No.3365361

>>3365355

0/10

>> No.3365364

classic /sci troll. image props

>> No.3365367

>>3365343
>when she was a little boy

>> No.3365372

>>3364691
old image time stamp is a shoop

>> No.3365381

>>3365372

yeah. /sci/ didn't realize until it was too late.

>> No.3365383
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3365383

>101 posts and 17 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.3365388

>>3365367

LOL!

i read the same post, and didnt even realize until you pointed it out

>> No.3365392

/sci/:
>egotistical morons
>people who think citing wiki is science
>easy trolls
>endless bickering

>> No.3365404

>>3365383

>No longer troll thread
>posting to keep "science" going

>> No.3365411

thats sum melted metal
let it inside the refrigerator for a couple of hours and it'll be as hard as rock

>> No.3365413

>>3364702
gb2 bed Qin

>> No.3365442

>>3365413
>>3365195
lol these
I was waiting for someone to post em

>> No.3365448

OP is TROLL MASTER!

>> No.3365455

>>3365448

:3

>> No.3365464

>>3364691
You retarded.

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3365480

>MFW this was posted on /b/ and /sci/ at the same time

>> No.3367501

how is this thread still alive?

>> No.3367548

OP's trolling aside...

Recently the EPA (or someone) got on the ass of the GE plant (uses mercury in it's light bulbs) I do cleaning at for high levels of mercury in the waste water.

They immediately started an investigation and while I'm not privy to the results I can guess (because they immediately suspected the rest rooms) that it's from my co-workers dumping mop water down toilets.

Now assuming that it was mop water at the source and knowing that my co-workers aren't even mopping in production areas (I am). I'd assume I have an even higher exposure...

So how fucked am I?

PS: I receive no compensation for working around apparently dangerous levels of mercury, gotta love America.

>> No.3367583

>>3367548

fucked?

you can sue for billions. i would be happy

>> No.3367589

>>3367548
are you an employee of GE or are you working for a contractor there?

either way there should be an industrial hygienist employed by your boss that needs to look into this. You should be having your blood tested regulary as part of their medical surveilance program while working around high levels of metal. Even if levels aren't bad most of the time, you should be getting a test after an incident like that.

as to how fucked you are, it depends on the form and amount of the mercury, your cleaning methods, ppe used, length on the job, etc.
more info and I can tell you more... mostly I'm curious if you sweep the floor or vacuum it. If vacuum, is it a HEPA Hazwaste vac, or something else? Are you required to take an OSHA hazwoper class?

doesn't sound good man, but if they fuck you up you can get some money for your trouble.

>> No.3367637

>>3367589
I'm off to bed, and not waiting for answers to questions. A bit of advice from an environmental contractor that cleans up mercury for a living:

tell your concerns to your boss. If you don't get results call OSHA if you live in the US. also talk to a lawyer, they shouldn't charge a cent. also find another job, and make sure you get tested at your boss's expense for mercury.

I charge $250 an hour to mop up mercury, mostly because of all the insurance and testing involved. If they're trading your safety for their money you need to make sure it stops.

>> No.3367743

>>3367589
>>3367637

Contractor.
>ppe
hahahaaaaa
Sweeping and moping, no training at all.

I realize this guy went to bed but figured I'd answer anyway.

>> No.3368045

bump

>> No.3368047

>drink it
>become terminator 2

>> No.3368589

>>3368047

>hurr

>> No.3369545
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3369545

Drink it.

>> No.3369842

>>3369545

no

>> No.3369859

you could use it to measure temperature

>> No.3369880
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3369880

Its Unicorn Blood, Drink it and become immortal!!!

>> No.3369927

that's weld

>> No.3369951

how is this still alive?

>> No.3369976

I lol'd. Another great /sci/ thread

>> No.3369985

>2011
>Still having termometers that contain mercury

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>> No.3370002

If you want to see some fucked up shit put that mecury on an aluminium can. Extreme exothermic crystalline reaction.

>> No.3370024

inject it into your eyeball

>> No.3370559

>>3367743
I don't know what's up with the mercury in the wastestream, but your concusion sounds reasonable.

if you're sweeping, and the mercury was on the floor you and everyone around you has likely been poisoned.

this is ultimately GE's responsibility to let their contractors know, and make sure they take the necessary measures including training and PPE. However the contractor is also responsible to monitor their own workspace and you are responsible for reporting unsafe work conditions to your boss and to OSHA if your boss doesn't protect you.

If they ask you to dump your mop water somewhere else you can consider it a confession.

As I said, ask your boss for information, then ask GE what happened and what's being done... they have to have a safety officer you can ask. If you don't get anywhere, call OSHA, ask for an investigation of the plant and the contractor you work for. Talk to a lawyer that specialized in workman's comp claims, this is a potential gold mine for them, they'll help you for free if a problem exists. Get another job, either for your own sake, or because once OSHA and your lawer get done with this your boss will be bankrupt.

>> No.3370564

>>3370559
*conclusion

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3370592

>>3364691
>>3364821
>>3364822

10/10 OP

Well done.

You woud've fooled me if i came earlier, too.

>> No.3370698
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3370698

well clearly, it's candy. drink that shit.

pic related- becuz lol

>> No.3370839

try mixing it with cocaine and smoke it

>> No.3370844

Holy shit. How the fuck is this troll still going?

Only /sci/ can pull this off.

>> No.3370861

This would have been a lot better troll if the OP didn't make it obvious that he went into MS paint and put the date on the picture.

>> No.3370875

>>3364834
http://translate.google.ca/translate_t?q=v%C4%9B%C5%A1tec&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:off
icial&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wT#auto|en|v%C4%9B%C5%A1
tec

>> No.3370880

>>3370861

>implying that can be done in MS Paint
>implying you weren't trolled by this yesterday

>> No.3370889

>>3370880
...You don't think you can put font on pictures in MS paint?

>> No.3370896

I hope you guys know that is GALLIUM, not mercury.

Gallium is perfectly fine to handle.

>> No.3370897

>>3370889

well, sure, but you get a white square around it

>> No.3370900

y'all_niggaz_postin'_in_a_troll_thread.jpg

>> No.3370902

>>3370896

have you not read the thread?

jesus, fuck off

>> No.3370907

>>3370889

and you didnt refute my second point, so you pretty much admit you were trolled

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3370909

>>3370902
No, you fuck off faggot. Die of pain, bitch.

>> No.3370914

>>3370909

I assume all of you still posting on this thread enjoy making /sci/ look retarded as well.

Highfive.gif

>> No.3370916

So here I am, thinkng to myself "it's probably gallium, nobody who is stupid enough to handle mercury is capable of operating and camera, let alone one handed. I wonder how many /sci/entists pick up on this?"

CTRL + F
"g-a-l; 0 results found, what the fuck".

Maybe I'm wrong, but come on.

>> No.3370925

>>3370896
You motherfucker! Actually, WTF, it took me 4 minutes to write my comment. I should realy turn my light on.

>> No.3370930

>>3370897
You know you can make it so that the square doesn't appear, right? You can just put the font on the picture with no background

why are you being dumb?

>> No.3370926 [DELETED] 

>>3370889
Not with that level of AA, no.

>> No.3370932

>>3370916

once again. you're not catching the point. the picture is faked. this is a troll thread. i assume you don't want /sci/ to look retarded. don't push the envelope

>> No.3370934

>>3370926
You're making shit up. There's no anti aliasing on the font of the OP's picture.

>> No.3370936

>>3370916

http://www.tineye.com/search/5fd878801d5acf53af98b0da86c2dc7fd049545b

we actually saw it was mercury straight away.

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3370942

>>3370916
see
>>3370896

Yes, you are wrong, just like always.

>> No.3370943

>>3370930

i've been using MS paint for over 15 years, i think i would know if you could make a transparent text-box

>> No.3370948
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3370948

>i accidentally broke the thermometer and this shit came out.. its a substance i've never seen or felt before, it's really weird
>154 posts and 21 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.3370949

>>3370943
lmao you got me good, bud.

>> No.3370951

>>3370932
>>3370932
Too bad it's not fake. Try again, you blind piece of fucking shit.

Just kill yourself. It will cause the world average IQ to jump a whole fucking point. Do it, NOW.

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3370958

post your MERCURY /sci/!!!!

>> No.3370962

>>3370951
It's definitely fake. Sorry. It's not hard to find a picture on the internet of someone holding something dangerous and then MS painting a date in the corner.

>> No.3370964

>>3370951

wait, are you still trying to troll, or are you fucking retarded?

5/10

>> No.3370965

>>3370958
Thats gallium

All of you are gallium

>> No.3370968

>>3370958
what the fuck

are you a dwarf

what the fuck is wrong with your hand

>> No.3370975

>>3370965
it's actually mercury, I'm just not scared of it like you guys.

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3370977

>>3370958
>>3370958

>> No.3370981
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3370981

>>3370962
I didn't even see the fucking date. I'm not talking about that.

The pic is real. Fuck the damn date.

Damn, you fuckers have to be the most dense retarded fucks ever to have lived. I pity you so fucking much. You are all so fucking pathetic that it hurts.

You can't be white, right?

>> No.3370984

>>3364691
Just mercury. No worries, only the kind you get in fish is the bad kind of mercury. That shit in your hand is safe to even eat, your body won't absorb it and you'll leak it out your asshole later on.

>> No.3370987

>>3370968
cupped my hand so it wouldn't pour out. stuffs expensive yo.

>> No.3370988

Please guys. Here's the original, for those of you still doubting this is a troll thread.

http://www.learnnc.org/lp/media/uploads/2009/05/mercury.jpg

>> No.3370993

>>3370958

yea, what the FUCK is wrong with your hand?

it looks really swollen

maybe you shouldnt be holding that shit, bro

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>>3370981

>> No.3371015
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>>3370984

>> No.3371026

>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

captcha: ionshiss nigger

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>>3370993
better?

>> No.3371045

>>3371030

you made your hands smaller? wut

but you still look like the Thing from Fantastic 4

>> No.3371047

>>3371045
the soft hands of a man that doesn't work for a living.

sorry if you've never seen such before.

>> No.3371054

I can't stop laughing at those finger-sausages.
Best thread on /sci/ in the last two days probably.

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>>3371047

put that shit on your dick and take pics

>> No.3371082

>>3371030
obvious shoop is obvious

>> No.3371087

>>3371082

http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.4chan.org%2Fsci%2Fsrc%2F1310344659556.jpg

nope.exe

>> No.3371292
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mercury is a toxic metal liquid at normal temperatures...

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>>3371292
unlike thorium, mercury doesn't solidify when cooled...

>> No.3371303

>>3371298
mercury in large amounts has too great a surface tension to move by capillary action through most non-metal membranes... including intact skin...

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>>3371303
>>3371303

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>>3371305
mercury feels like cool, heavy jello...

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>>3371308
>>3371308
mercury has no odor at room temperature, and even when vaporized it leaves a distinctive taste, not smell.

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>>3371623
mercury tastes like salty milk+coins X 9000.

>> No.3371779

>>3371627
Fine fine, holding mercury in your palm won't hurt you, but surely LICKING it is pushing the boundaries of safety too far?

>> No.3371788

>>3371779
what do you think dental fillings are made of?

storing it in water that grows mercury metabolizing bacteria is about the most dangerous thing you can do with it. After that vaporizing it and inhaling fumes is second.

ingesting it or holding it provide levels of exposure that won't make a damn bit of difference.

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>>3371627
WHOA WAIT A SECOND IS THERE A DUDE LICKING MERCURY IN THIS THREAD?!?!?

>> No.3371809

>>3371623
You look attractive. Don't die please.

>> No.3371816

Find some aluminium and scratch the sufrace of it to remove part of the oxide layer, then pour the mercury onto it. Bye bye aluminium.

>> No.3371822

>>3371809
thanks, I'm pretty hot.

>> No.3371839

c'mon /sci/. let's keep this troll thread going for three days straight. let's set a new record for stupidity

>> No.3371848

what is happening

>> No.3371874

>>3371788
>what do you think dental fillings are made of?
>implying that matters
>implying licking it or having a dental filling is enough to harm you in anyway

>> No.3371890

>>3371874
Indeed.
the only reason I didn't drink some and post a video is because it's expensive and I'm not sifting my own shit for the next week to get it back.

>> No.3371908

>>3371627
This is what everyone on /sci/ did as a child.

>> No.3371916

If you had enough of it you could boil it then wet your hand a little bit and stick your hand in molten metal and not feel any pain or burning sensation.

>> No.3371941

>>3371916
I do have enough-
I could be the silver surfer!!!

or maybe just dead...

>> No.3371963

>>3371941
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN5aMjTCfo4

They did it on muthbusters too but I couldn't find the video

>> No.3371975

>>3371963
ah, that was cool...

unfortunately boiling mercury is one of the more dangerous things you can do with it. The fumes are deadly. I've done it before, but I won't do it again.

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>>3364691

>> No.3372176

>>3371788
And salt is made of sodium, but I sure am not going to lick pure sodium.

>> No.3372190

>>3371788
>what do you think dental fillings are made of?

Dental fillings haven't contained mercury for like 10 years. But seriously though people usually way overreact to regular old mercury. (not to be confused with organic mercury which will kill you in a matter of seconds)

>> No.3372193

>>3372176
sodium's some scary shit.

mercury's ok if you handle it with respect.
licking it makes it calm and susceptible to your beguiling aethers. If it hasn't been licked it should be avoided, I'd recommend crossing the street and avoiding eye contact if you see it.

>> No.3372196

>>3372176
Salt is pretty much ionic sodium, which is way different than pure sodium.

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>> No.3372456

>>3364691
cool shit?
food!
I bet I'm at least 50th who has mentioned it but nevermind.

It's higly poisonous so rather get rid of it since fumes of it are poisonous as well. (bet I'm at least 100'th who mentioned this)
You're welcome.

Kind Regards

Mr. Obvious

>> No.3372458

>Acquire protons
>Shoot into mercury
>????
>Profit

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mfw this is still up

>> No.3372480

>>3372426
Actually thought about him aswell.

>> No.3372730

>>3371627
I fucking licked mercury for you /sci/

I'm not letting this thread die.

>> No.3372844

>be op
>make thread
>great success for a few hours
>go to sleep
>come back
>thread is still here, loads of new replies
>many more lulz
>go to sleep, come back AGAIN
>still here
>picture of a guy licking mercury

jesus christ, /sci/

>> No.3372852

>mfw a tiny terminator spawns out of it

>> No.3372853

>>3371627

put it on your dick

also, timestamps

>> No.3372857

>>3372853
sfw board- I'll lick mercury for you but I can't be bothered to find proxies for when I get b& posting my cock.

also-
>>3371030

>> No.3372869

None of you are right. http://be.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A1%D0%BA%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B0

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>>3372857

>> No.3372888

>>3372884
maybe later if the thread's still up. I'm off to bed now...

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>>3371791

>tumblr

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you guys are fucking stupid

i hate you all

>> No.3373089

archived

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>>3372884
now it must be understood that you can't actually put mercury on your dick- it just beads and runs off of skin, it doesn't wet it. Well, unless your cock is made of gold, which mine isn't.

to get a consistancy I'd need I require an amalgam. Interestingly enough I happen to have about 1/3 oz. of "dry" mercury/gold amalgam sitting around. Since I can in fact put that on my dick, the question becomes:
is it better to shield most of the penis in order to keep it sfw, or would /sci/ rather see my mercury smeared cock in all its glory in another thread on a nsfw board? /soc/ for example seems perfect for posting pics of my shiny erection.

>> No.3374273

>>3374231
wait...what?

>> No.3374280

>>3374231
post on /soc/ give link here faggot

>> No.3374331

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>> No.3374332

>>3364722
lol

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>> No.3374422

>>3374231
Don't forget to link here from /soc/ so that they don't ban you.

>> No.3374429
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now i might not be a big city college boy or a /sci/ regular but i recognize welding tin when i see it.


yall niggs posting in a troll thread etc. etc.

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>>3374280
fair enough. I've got a couple other projects to work on today, so this will take a while.

first I need to prepare the amalgam. Dry amalgam is less than 50% mercury, it doesn't flow. I need to add some mercury to the mixture until it forms a paste of the proper consistancy.

notice that I will be working with gloves for the first part. touching mercury is relatively safe, but microscopic particles will stick to the skin and need to be washed off. If not washed, they can find their way into nose and lungs, resulting in more significant poisoning. I don't mind the little bit of mercury that passes through skin, but I get tired of going through the decon washes to remove inhalation hazards.

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>>3374480
to get my amalgam out of the vial I added too much mercury. To get it back to a consistant paste I squeeze the excess mercury out through a bit of cloth.

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>>3374688
I'm left with a bit of silvery semi-liquid paste, the amalgam. It squeaks when you pinch it, an interesting alloy.

>> No.3374774
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lolz

>> No.3374785

oh god, please let me see someone put mercury on their dick

please /sci/

>> No.3374796

>sup /sci/
>im gonna troll you now
>234 posts and 46 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.3374800

electtrify it and spin it

>> No.3374811

>>3374231

make a little bowl with your foreskin and pour it into there

>> No.3374851
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I put mercury on my dick once and I'm just fine.

pic related its me

>> No.3374873

Most forms of mercury you'll come across are safe enough to ingest.

The body does not absorb mercury very well.

>> No.3374879

>>3374811
I don't have a foreskin so that won't work.

also my power keeps going out, so this is taking longer than expected. Off to find something to fap to.

>> No.3374893

Mercury.

You are probably poisoned already.

>> No.3374901

>>3374879

put some drops in your pee-hole

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>>3374879

I gotta say OP, you really know how to keep a troll thread rolling. master-class samefagging.

>> No.3374926

>>3374905

the scary thing is he's not OP. i am

i don't have god damn mercury laying around at my house

>> No.3375325

>>3374905
ok, I got your mercury fapping pics, I just need a chance to load them from camera to computer when the wife isn't looking over my shoulder.

should get it within the hour.

>> No.3375337

Three day ultimate troll

/sci/ is officially full of retards

>> No.3375363

>>3375325

bracing for epic

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>>3375325
ok, pics loaded.

if someone would be so kind as to start a thread on /soc/ and crosslink it to this thread I'll get them posted.

how about it /sci/, mercury on dick tiem? make me a thread when you're ready to see...

>> No.3375384

Mercury. ( I mean metal not planet. ) Try to get someone smarter to utilise it for you. Shit is toxic.

>> No.3375392

>>3375381

imgur.com

DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.3375435

>>3375392
eh, never used before.
got em loaded to album, now just paste the address bar here?

>> No.3375437

>>3375435
http://imgur.com/a/CHsp5

>> No.3375446

>>3375381

>>>/soc/5864145

you better fucking deliver, faggot

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>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437
>>3375437

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>>3375437
>>3375446

god damn it, /sci/

>> No.3375483

>>3375446
thanks for thread.

unfortunately after taking pics I died.
wuz it worth it /sci??!

>> No.3375489

>>3375483

yes.

this shit is fucking archived

>> No.3375497

>>3375437
this is /b/ for science

>> No.3375510

>>3375437
>>3375446

what the fuck just happened?

>> No.3375518

That's gallium you douchebag.
In the OP's pic it's half solidified forming this rod.

>> No.3375536

>>3375437
Picture 4 clearly shows it solidified, gallium is harmles to your peeper

>> No.3375539

>>3375536
pic 4 is a mercury/gold amalgam I prepared earlier ITT.

read the thread, don't be lame.

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>>3375539
No it isn't, it's gallium

>> No.3375566

> 07/09/11

This thread still exists?
Everyone who has bumped this thread is a fucking idiot.

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>>3364691
07/09/11(Sat)20:02

>>3375539
07/11/11(Mon)19:55

This troll thread has survived 48 hours.........
Never change /sci/

And when you go the way of /new/ don't be surprised.

>> No.3375574

Ok beardy anon, you made me laugh, thank you.

>> No.3375581

>>3375558
I don't own any gallium though.
just mercury.

however I've posted a shitload of mercury pics ITT, so if you want to think I've spent the last couple days keeping gallium warm enough to do all that go ahead.

the parsimonious view is that I'm too lazy for that, and mercury isn't all that dangerous anyways.

>> No.3375585

>>3375574
yw

>> No.3375605

>>3375581
How is keeping it warm enough a hard task. It melts at 30 degrees celsius, idiot.

>> No.3375642

BEST..

THREAD..

EVER!

>> No.3375663

>>3375605

form a rod of gallium and put it in pooper

>> No.3375970

>>3375605
>implying I keep my house and all its contents above 30 degrees C.

>> No.3375997 [DELETED] 

Liquified niggers.

>> No.3377814
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Have fun with radiation sickness dude loooool

>> No.3377830

☿ ☿

☿ ☿

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>mfw I come back a day and a half later and this fucking thread is still here

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Y U NO 404??

this is the third day now

>> No.3380515

>>3375437

loled

>> No.3380604

eat it

>> No.3380616

And it is official. Four day troll thread. /sci/ is retarded. I'm going to tell /b/ about this.

Never change, /sci/

>> No.3380657

>>3380616
Bump

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>>3378373
umad?

>> No.3380699

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,987719,00.html

The Quicksilver Mess

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>>3380604

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man who fap with mercury live 4ever.

thread of man who fap with mercury live 4days.

also /sci/ can't into heavy metal bioaccessability.

>> No.3381052

This thread is still going? When I was a child I consumed the contents of one thermometer. I'm still here so many years later.

>> No.3381073

Jesus, this thread has been going on for awhile. Also, wax is used now.

>> No.3381075

Troll thread, but Mercury is not as dangerous as it's made out to be unless you consume it in large amounts or regularly.

It was not uncommon for teachers to have kids play with mercury in science class 40 and 50 years ago. Ask your parents, they probably did it.

>> No.3381152

lol. elemental Hg doesn't absorb through the gut for shit, or the skin either. It's the +1 and more importantly, +2 oxidation states that will fuck you up.

>> No.3381315

>>3381152

i still wouldnt put it on my dick

>> No.3384071

10/10
well played OP

>> No.3386838

Do not drink. Its toxic.
Merkury Hg.
Its also gives toxic merkury gass.
Have it in a closed flask.

>> No.3386848

The legendary weeklong troll thread of /sci/. still going I see. proves

1. /sci/ is full of retards
2. /sci/ is full of retards who bicker endlessly
3. there is nothing scientific about /sci/

Bravo /b/, bravo

>> No.3386853

holy crap a 4 day old thread

>> No.3386861

Hatters used Mercury, that's why we say "as mad as a hatter".

Use it, go on.

>> No.3386877

>>3386848
ITT
/sci/ demonstrates that you can hold mercury and survive.
/sci/ demonstrates that you can sniff mercury and survive.
/sci/ demonstrates that you can lick (!) mercury and survive.
/sci/ demonstrates that you can fap with mercury and survive.

the results speak for themselves.

>> No.3386902

>>3386877

now we're keeping it alive just to make /sci/ look retarded. if /b/ gets word of this, it will be trolled beyond belief.

>> No.3388700

bump

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>>3386902
>Oh look, its another dumbass trying to hid behind LOL I TROL U

>> No.3391443

Express 6.25454545454...(repeating) as a ratio of integers.

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{54}{10^3} + \frac{54}{10^5} + \frac{54}{10^7} + ....[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{54}{10^3}\left(\frac{1}{10^2}\right)^0 + \frac{54}{10^3}\left(\frac{1}{10^2}\right)^1 + \frac{54}{10^3}\left(\frac{1}{10^2}\right)^2[/spoiler]

Geometric series

<span class="math">\displaystyle r = \frac{1}{10^2}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle a = \frac{54}{10^3}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle |r| < 1[/spoiler]

For the geometric sum:

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{a}{1-r}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{\frac{54}{10^3}}{1-\frac{1}{10^2}}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{\frac{54}{10^3}}{\frac{10^2}{10^2}-\frac{1}{10^2}}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{54}{10^3} * \frac{10^2}{10^2-1}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = 6.2 + \frac{54}{10} * \frac{1}{99}[/spoiler]

<span class="math">\displaystyle S_n = \frac{62}{10} + \frac{3}{55} = \frac{93}{275}[/spoiler]