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Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:43:45 2011 No.3303905 [Reply] [Original]

Science jokes.

kgo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:44:45 2011 No.3303907 Your mother is so fat, she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:45:45 2011 No.3303910 Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, we dont serve noble gases here." The helium doesnt react.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:45:45 2011 No.3303911 File: 28 KB, 499x376, super-retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If this sentence is true, this is a funny joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:49:45 2011 No.3303916 File: 32 KB, 508x595, 1308801888919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3303907 >>3303910 >>3303911 Proceed...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:49:45 2011 No.3303917 Why are quantum physicists bad at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:50:45 2011 No.3303918

A chemist, a biologist, and a mathematician observe the number of people walking in and out of a hotel one morning.

At twelve o'clock A.M. two people walk in, and at one o'clock three people come out.

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced!"
The chemist says, "The building has an unstable charge."
And the mathematician says, "If one more person walks in, the building will be empty!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:53:45 2011 No.3303926 A neutron walks in to a bar...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:54:45 2011 No.3303931 >>3303926 I don't get it...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:55:45 2011 No.3303932 the barman says we dont serve tachyons here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:56:45 2011 No.3303938 a tachyon walks into a bar

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:56:45 2011 No.3303941 >>3303931 For you, no charge. Jeez, I thought everybody knew that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:57:45 2011 No.3303942 Why are quantum physicists bad at sex? Because they're so small, they're imperceptibly tiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:58:45 2011 No.3303945 A neutrino walks into a bar and doesn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 04:59:45 2011 No.3303946 A neutrino walks into a bar, 'nothing for me' the neutrino says 'just passing through'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 05:14:45 2011 No.3303976 >>3303941 My physics I prof in college used that joke and I was the only person that laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 29 05:21:45 2011 No.3303992 File: 56 KB, 441x310, cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3303976 because everyone else had already heard it?

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