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3290142 No.3290142 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /sci/,

How bad for you is the ink that cheap magazines and newspapers are printed with?

Basically I want to cut down on my utility bill and housework by eating directly off of the unsolicited magazines and shit that I receive in the mail daily instead of using dishes which require washing.

>> No.3290156

>>3290142
Depends on what diseases the post-handlers have, and if they wash their hands when they go to the bathroom.

>> No.3290161

Or use it to fuel a generator.

>> No.3290166

>>3290156
So you flip to an arbitrary page rather than using the covers.

>> No.3290170

If only all other retards were as committed to removing themselves from the gene pool as you are...

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3290191

>Buy disposable paper plates and plastic cups

To answer your question though, I doubt it's healthy to ingest ink of any quality.

>> No.3290192

Why don't you eat from whatever pan you are cooking in?

>> No.3290203

Because disposable dishes/paper towels are prohibitively expensive...

Buy disposable, reuse them when appropriate/possible. Might as well burn unsolicited mail for fuel.

>> No.3290231

>>3290142
>How bad for you is the ink that cheap magazines and newspapers are printed with?

no idea. but the inks sometimes produce really cool colored flames. more high quality magazines than low/grocery store sale paper types, but some still.

>> No.3290237

Just lick the plates clean.

>> No.3290250

OP, I use the insides of cereal boxes (cut up into rectangles) to eat microwavable foods. It's pretty much clean to the point of sterility, and people haven't handled it five hundred times before putting it in your mailbox. Inb4 poorfag - I just hate washing dishes, and it humors me to annoy my wife for being so "low". It's efficient.

>> No.3290266

>>3290250
>has a woman around
>avoids washing dishes using cardboard

There is a much much easier solution, friend.

protip: Women hate dirty dishes more than you, it's a waiting game, and they don't take long to train.

>> No.3290278

Reuse same dish for weeks on end.

>> No.3290284

>>3290266

I do dishes as a token "around the house chore" and it gets me laid, so yeah, I'm okay with cardboard.

>> No.3290285

WASH YOUR DISHES AND EAT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON YOU CREEP

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3290295

>>3290284
>chores get married man laid.
>....with his wife.

mfw