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It turns out that you're an alien. You have been sent to earth to live as a human by a powerful interstellar empire with fantastic technology. You are an intelligence operative and you have been recalled to the true homeworld.

You have been tasked with writing an assessment of this planet, its culture, its technology, its military capabilities, etc.

What is the summary of your report?

>> No.3259217

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>> No.3259218

"Mostly harmless."

-the entire report.

>> No.3259221
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3259221

Mostly harmless.

>> No.3259227

>>3259221
>>3259218

Guidemind

>> No.3259230

shit, i forgot to write that...this gonna be on an exam o some sort?

>> No.3259231

Leave it alone, or wipe it out entirely.

Do not allow for adaptations.

>> No.3259234

Probably better off destroyed or conquered without attempting to land on the planet itself.

>> No.3259235

Glass them all, for shits and giggles.

>> No.3259238

My summary is that humans have the potential to be the greatest of all species in the cosmos, and that we should eliminate them now before they become a threat to our dominance.

>> No.3259244

>>3259238
>humans have the potential to be the greatest of all species in the cosmos
okay

>> No.3259246

Environmentally unstable, most of the resources have been mined, the people will soon start killing each other off in wars for the remaining resources.

Send a "bag it and tag it" research team in 20 years.

>> No.3259275

>>3259209
Easily swayed by fanaticism and illogical thinking. Mentally unstable and historically irrational. I would posit that almost the entire species is barely above base thoughts and barbarism. Due to their xenophobia and sudden and rabid advances in war technologies, I can recommend only one possible recourse.

Sudden and immediate extermination for the betterment of the Empire is the only answer.

>> No.3259280

>>3259275
Similar, but a little less/more destructive.


Barbaric but capable of quite advanced thought. Recommend they be groomed for use as mercenaries/auxiliaries for the Empire.

>> No.3259286

>>3259275
You REALLY think they will live long enough to be invaded?

The Empire does not run on optimism, and neither does the ships carrying an invasion force.

>> No.3259287

>>3259244
It's more like potential to become, but he's otherwise technically right.

>> No.3259293

It turns out that you're an alien. You have been sent to earth to live as a human by a powerful interstellar empire with fantastic technology. You are an intelligence operative.

----

Or that's what they told you. But it was just a way of tricking you. You are now a slave on the prison planet of Earth. Punishment for the sin of foolishness.

>> No.3259310

>>3259287
>greatest
So do worms.