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3232241 No.3232241 [Reply] [Original]

proof that god is real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YirooeysUbI

>> No.3232251

proof that he isn't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

>> No.3232260

EK I hope you get raped.

>> No.3232274
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3232274

>>3232260
heheh...aww, thats not very nice!

(I do MMA, any fucker dumb enough to try to rape me is gonna get a serious fucking kick in the balls... i'd make them fucking regret the attempt)

>> No.3232286

>>3232274
any guy could rape you, not that anyone want to. but if it helps you sleep at night keep thinking your faggot martial arts can protect you.


you got scammed, the 'defence against rape' thing is a popular marketing strategy

>> No.3232289
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3232289

>>3232241
sir your picture has been fabricated, this is the original

>> No.3232298

gentlemen, please, can't you behave like adults at least on the internet, even if you are not in the real life?

Also, thank you for the nice, heartwarming picture, OP.

>> No.3232311

>>3232241

Yes, clearly no one could be that fucking bad at CoD without divine help. He plays like jesus unplugged his controller four seconds in and he couldn't stop drooling long enough to plug it back in.

>> No.3232326
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3232326

This looks better then all of the channels have, nice to see people get raped for once

>> No.3232347

>>3232274

Lol whatever bitch. Like every other woman that does "MMA" you would get punched in the face by a man and be fucking done. I've been doing martial arts for a looooong time and I've only met 2 or 3 women that could last more than a few seconds in the ring (R.I.P Amy Tucci). The female body didn't evolve for fighting, it evolved to get raped.

>> No.3232449

>>3232347
In a straight up fight, admitedly i have a disadvantage against a male, but in a rape situation i don't think they'd expect you to fight back. i look fairly petite, i'd have the god-damn element of suprise. i'd be playing it all like "ooh, please don't hurt me" shit, and then POW, when i see the opportunity i'd unleash the FUCKING FURY. straight up kick to the gonads. stamp on the fuckers head as well for good measure...BOOM! ROASTED!

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>>3232449