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No daily chess thread on /sci/? This is unacceptable!

Let's get this thread going.

http://lichess.org/hjx5fh5o

>> No.3230182
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3230182

the fuck? JamesBond just made a chess thread.

>> No.3230183

>>3230182
My bad, I didn't notice it at the time.

>> No.3231847

http://lichess.org/2hq4f2bj

>> No.3231856

http://lichess.org/analyse/2qk4zzzn LOL, also you rage you lose

>> No.3231868

http://lichess.org/n3b7a128

>> No.3231871

>>3231868
someone click this faggots!!!!!!!. preferably EK

>> No.3231880

http://lichess.org/hpl0vwmx

>> No.3231889
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>>3231868
>mfw no one ever wants to play my games and every time i go to join someone else's, it's already taken

>> No.3231913

http://lichess.org/xnozfllo

>> No.3231948

http://lichess.org/nm6lbplk
my internet keeps fucking up. apologies if i disconnected and someone tried joining the last game.

>> No.3231993

http://lichess.org/33oq0h58

only join if you are good

>> No.3231995

>>3231889
aww. i'll play with you. post a link.

>> No.3232003
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>>3231948
also:
>2011
>resigning 2 moves from the end of the game
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
...coz it pisses me off.

>> No.3232018
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>>3232003
u mad?

>> No.3232024

>>3232003
If its 2 moces away. I guess it is worth finishing, but personally i hate people who are beat and dont resign.

>> No.3232027

>>3232018
lol, slightly. but the opponents hand was forced anyway.

me: bishop to E7.
Them: forced to mve king to H3
me: rook to H1, checkmate.

>> No.3232031

>>3232027
well post a link i will beat you and not resign

:)

>> No.3232033

>>3232024
really? i prefer if people dont resign. it would be like robbing them of their victory. they might want to see your army broken and in ruins. utterly destroyed, and the king pinned down, helpless and all alone. =p

>> No.3232036
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>>3232031
http://lichess.org/czjcpy95

>> No.3232047

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>> No.3232049

>>3232047
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>> No.3232052

>>3232049
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I move your piece back

>> No.3232053

>>3232049
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>> No.3232054

>>3232024
>>3232003
>obviously never played chess irl.
It's common courtesy to resign if you see a forced mate in x amount of moves(unless of course your opponent is amateurish), in fact you're usually called an idiot/sore loser if you don't resign.
In the last tournament I played my opponent resigned 6 moves before checkmate

>> No.3232057

>>3232047
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checkmate!

>> No.3232063

>>3232054
thats whatbi was saying. Beat players should resign

>> No.3232064

>>3232054
Are you talking about the winner resigning before checkmate since them winning is inevitable?

If you mean the loser resigning, then that's not courteous, it's only done out of spite.

>> No.3232069

http://lichess.org/88sd94fo

>> No.3232075

>>3232064
>If you mean the loser resigning, then that's not courteous, it's only done out of spite.
troll? Seriously though not surrendering after you see a forced mate is like using your last probe to spam pylons in terms of starcraft-you're just being a dick.

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>>3232064
>winner resigning

>> No.3232081

>>3232075
Nah if the loser resigns he's just denying the winner of the satisfaction of his efforts. the reason i thought you meant the winner should resign is because it might be considered the 'noble' thing by some - not that agree with that.

>> No.3232085

http://lichess.org/ga3f8564

>> No.3232084

http://lichess.org/vpoxis75

>> No.3232082

Courtesy states that you announced when you are resigned to lose.

>> No.3232083

5 minutes/no increments
http://lichess.org/d6ie7u36

>> No.3232111
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>>3232078

>> No.3232107

http://lichess.org/7r9d6xhn

>> No.3232117

>>3232078
I do because I'm not sadistic. If I know I've won, it's enough. I don't need to make that any clearer to my opponent than it already would be, since that would overkill.

>> No.3232161

>>3232117
retard

>> No.3232178
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>>3232161
You must mean to comment on how much more mature I am than you.

U must be jelly

>> No.3232184

http://lichess.org/ingdxqnm

>> No.3232192
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>>3232075
>Mfw i do this all the fucking time.
in random corners of the map, takes them like 5-10 minutes hunting them all down.

(or as terran, build command centre, lift off ground, fly to a hiding place near the edge of the map)
???
PROFIT!

>> No.3232211
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>>3232192
lol yeah, pissed me off in command and conquer when the computer builds lots of ore trucks and hides them everywhere

>> No.3232221

>>3232036
damnit I thought that girl was cute before, now shes wearing a Pat Condell shirt....Im in love.

>> No.3232229

>>3232221
that girl is as ugly as fuck

>> No.3232236

>>3232229
dont talk about my girlfriend like that

>> No.3232237
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>>3232211
i used to love collecting the blue tiberium with the trucks, and then parking them in the enemy base. they will attack them...but blue tiberium explodes...heheheh, fucks their base up. trolololol.
????
PROFIT!
<<<also, trolling starcraft multiplayer is fucking hilarious. do it faggot.

>> No.3232240

>>3232229
no way, theres something about her that gets me. Shes beautiful.

>> No.3232245
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>>3232240
ahahah! aww, anons in love!

>> No.3232250

>>3232237
i havent played newer ones, dont remember exploding rock but that would provide many lols

>> No.3232253

>>3232240
>>3232236
gross, sick, disgusting!

>> No.3232256

>>3232253
you must be gay

>> No.3232259

>>3232250
they are all pretty much the same.... and my tactic never changed. build over 9000 tanks, rush there base. cannon is super effective against vehicles and buildings, and run over any infantry they have for instant kills.
(or failing that, engineer rush, steal all their buildings, and then immediately sell them all. they have zero production, they cant win. heheheh...)

>> No.3232258

>>3232245
>>3232229
>>3232036


Who is she? Some chick off youtube?

>> No.3232265

>>3232258
yeh. her:
http://www.youtube.com/user/factvsreligion

>> No.3232315

>>3232265

She speaks like she has a sock in her mouth

>Me feeling fwee to express myself

Like Jonathan Woss.

>> No.3232379

>>3232256
you must be blind

>> No.3232393

http://lichess.org/s9zu24mq

>> No.3232408

>>3232315
you must be deaf, she doesnt have a speech impediment at all.


not even a fanboi

>> No.3232417

>>3232379
Nope I can see fine.

jury's still out on you're gayness though

>> No.3232424

>>3232417
http://lichess.org/8va93meu

>> No.3232426

>>3232417
>jury's still out on you're gayness though
>on you're gayness though
>you're gayness
>you're

what's wrong with being gay? At least I know the difference between you're and your.
Jury's still out on YOUR education level. Smells like underage in here.

>> No.3233269
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3233269

http://lichess.org/6cx3hp3c

I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

>> No.3233293

http://lichess.org/7t3ci542
I want a good game and a strong player, let's a go.

>> No.3233342

http://lichess.org/qee9nfcsodu7

>> No.3233358

http://lichess.org/nikd9o6l

>> No.3233365

http://lichess.org/yrr64iky

>> No.3233376
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5 min / 5+ sec

You are white. Need a challenge for once.


It's go time

http://lichess.org/fp8ghgpe

>> No.3233380

http://lichess.org/zonaxzpm