/sci/ - Science & Math

[Krakengineer !h28m2qQSeY No.3208372]

Hey faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.3208394]

Get the fuck out of my /sci/.

[Anonymous No.3208558]

This is the lamest trolling I've ever read.

Fuck you, OP.

[Anonymous No.3208581]

If you at least took time to rewrite it, maybe this thread wouldn't be incredibly pointless.

[Anonymous No.3208620]

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures."
Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on newt gingrich and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on newt gingrich when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet.

Third, if you are trying to prove to newt gingrich that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word.

Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence.

There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, i really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. Also, if you did not read this entire post, you’re an idiot and fell for a counter troll.

PS. I saw that Pic on Google images and it most definitely isn’t you candy-ass

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3208624]

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3208625]

also you morphed the girls face with this for some reason...

[Anonymous No.3208652]

Guys, this is one of the oldest copypasta in /b/

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3208658]

>>3208652
no shit, newfag.

[Anonymous No.3208677]

>>3208652
Literally nobody fell for it. Except maybe >>3208558
... I can't tell

[Anonymous No.3208678]

>>3208658

[EK !EKFQOBUFnQ No.3208685]

>>3208677
he knew it was a troll. nobody fell for it

[Anonymous No.3208692]

>I also get straight A's

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>2011
>thinking grades mean you're intelligent

I seriously you don't do this

[Anonymous No.3208693]

Desu desu desu

[Anonymous No.3208699]

>>3208692

[Anonymous No.3208712]

[Anonymous No.3208968]

If this post gets doubles, we /sci/ is about science and math.