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Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:38:37 2011 No.3179217 [Reply] [Original]

If Jesus when to a university what would he study?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:39:37 2011 No.3179223 electrical engineering master race

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:42:37 2011 No.3179236 File: 374 KB, 480x320, ar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when My god...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:44:37 2011 No.3179248 philosophy? sociology psychology inb4 religious history

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:48:37 2011 No.3179269 Seeing as how back then Jesus would have been classified as a "magician" in terms today, where do magicians go to learn their "tricks"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:49:37 2011 No.3179274 Why would jesus need theology? yeah God really needs to brush up on knowledge about himself. I think he studied psychology. That's why he was able to convince people he did miracles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:50:37 2011 No.3179275 clown college

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:50:37 2011 No.3179281 economics. there are two kinds of people who study economics. Those who want to get rich quickly, and those who want to save the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:51:37 2011 No.3179285 dentistry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:51:37 2011 No.3179288 File: 8 KB, 409x258, Rage_face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you said when instead of went get the fuck off my /sci

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:51:37 2011 No.3179293 >>3179269 pondered some all of a sudden healan feedan wata walkan went to lurn magiks.. can do good blackjak

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:56:37 2011 No.3179321 Materials science, specializing in wood. After a few bad grades, he switches to theology.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:57:37 2011 No.3179331 >>3179321 We have a winner

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:58:37 2011 No.3179334 he is all knowing, is like asking if you could attend elementary school what would you study?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:59:37 2011 No.3179338 >>3179334 He doesn't know the day or the hour of the rapture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:01:37 2011 No.3179345 >>3179321 hey he was a free spirit.. if ya didnt nail him down he would have just floated of into space

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:01:37 2011 No.3179343 cardiology how to make unpure hearts sacred and holy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:06:37 2011 No.3179375 Probably the same one Casper went to...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:08:37 2011 No.3179384 stem cell biology

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:12:37 2011 No.3179404 >>3179375 How did Casper die, anyway?

>>	ႼЋïŁႣƧტƿḩЄƦṥ !Scone2booQ Sun Jun 5 16:14:37 2011 No.3179413 Ancient languages, Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek. Textual analysis. Theology. Catering/Food service. Public speaking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:17:37 2011 No.3179431 a social scientist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:19:37 2011 No.3179436 >>3179217 He would probably sign up as a professor to teach to people rather than studying anything. I mean, that's all the bloke really did when he was alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:21:37 2011 No.3179446 >>3179436 That, and die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:23:37 2011 No.3179451 He wouldn't because he is God and he's already omnipotent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:25:37 2011 No.3179463 Medical school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:27:37 2011 No.3179476 >>3179451 >implying omnipotence = omniscience

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:30:37 2011 No.3179499 >>3179446 You mean brutally slaughtered by roman savages. Fuck God for not intervening. christopher hitchens out!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:30:37 2011 No.3179501 i'm disappointed in you, /sci/. Jesus would obviously study pure mathematics, the most sacred study.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:46:37 2011 No.3179569 >>3179499 >dat feel.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:51:37 2011 No.3179595 Mythology

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:04:37 2011 No.3179644 Probably engineering of some sort. Maybe Pure Mathematics if he was feeling really holy on registration day.