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/sci/ I'm hungover as fuck, at work and have already been sick 3 times this morning. Can you please use science to make me better? :D

>> No.3161103

> You have been sick three times this morning.
> ok
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>> No.3161106

Drink lots of water. There is no magic pill after the hangover starts.

>> No.3161113

caffeine+ibuprofenum

probably fucks up your liver, but hell, it helps, at least works for me

>> No.3161120

>>3161106
Of course there are magic pills. Some are called ibuprofen, disperin or aspirin.

>> No.3161121

Water and fatty foods (sounds unintuitive) usually help for me. In case it's really bad even a beer might kill the worst part of it, although the issue may be drinking it without it coming up again. Protip: Always drink a few liters of water before going to bed if you've had a lot

>> No.3161122

drink lots of water first, wait 5 minutes or so and then go to the toilet and throatfinger to induce vomiting.
any alcohol still your stomach lining will have been absorbed into the water, and you will get rid of it by vomiting it out.
then drink some fresh orange juice, not too much, just a little, and have a light snack, like a cereal bar or something.
orange juice will replace lost vitamins and minerals etc.
dont eat too much, dont want to feel sick, this meal is for keeps.

>> No.3161125

>>3161106
actually there is!
Vitamin B12, asstons of it
that and a saline drip with some ibuprofen works wonders

>> No.3161126

>>3161113

Don't take either of those. Your head hurts because you are dehydrated and those things will only dehydrate you more.

If you're going to take either of them then make sure to drink plenty of water to offset it.

>> No.3162364
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3162364

drink V8 to counter the toxins, water to re-hydrate, something rich in carbs to gradually reset your sugar levels (they're really low right now, making you lethargic), something high in protein to offset your pancreas, acetaminophen to reduce aches, gatorade to replenish your potassium and chloride levels. this might be a lot to counter the effects, but if you don't drink every night, you're not feeling so great right now. if you did drink every night, you'd have more of the enzymes to process everything.

after you're not feeling like complete hell, do some push-ups and sit-ups, or something to break a very light sweat. drink more water during or after. don't drink any coffee after 4, or else the anxiety will just keep you awake and you'll want to drink more booze, which will keep you up, and you'll be right back where you started.

>> No.3162378

In the following order:

Have a wank. Then follow up with another one as soon as possible.

Drink a cold can of coke quickly.

Go have a big pizza for dinner.

If you smoke, smoke a few cigarettes. You'll be fine in a few hours.

>> No.3162705

I don't understand people who throw up after they wake up.

Hair of the dog; drink more beer. It will make it better

>> No.3162717

Water and salt.

Remember how you probably pissed quite a lot if you were drinking beer? Well you just flushed everything out of your system.

>> No.3162719

>>3162705
the only times i've ever puked were the morning after when i was hungover. i never feel sick when i go to bed... dunno why.

anyway, buttery eggs and toast with orange juice always makes me feel better. along with water, of course.

>> No.3162727

You got EHEC, bro.

>> No.3162756

Congratulations on being retarded and drinking too much and not drinking enough or any water last night.

>> No.3162768

>>3162719

I'm the opposite, if I drink too much I can't get to sleep at all so I go to the toilet and throw up. Wake up without a hangover too

>> No.3162802

A hangover is god's way of punishing you for being a drunkard faggot.

>> No.3162812

>>3162802

>implying god is real

>> No.3162848

>>3162378
Seriously, this. Works like a charm.

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3162867

Drink a fuckton of water BEFORE going to sleep. Amateurs.

Rgds, Finland