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we didn't evolve here. we are even older than the current evolutionary models estimate. we found the earth after our solar systems sun died. we came here on an ark and brought many of our native animals with us. we killed off the dinosaurs.
we formed the eath to suit our needs. we are a parasite.

>> No.3136506

lack of fossil record is proof

>> No.3136504

Is that what parasites do?

>> No.3136510

bumping this shit thread because the other threads on the front page are even shittier.

Now fight, retards!

>> No.3136511

>>3136504
thats wat we did

>> No.3136520

>>3136506
But there is a fossil record.

>> No.3136522

>>3136495
Well then, smartypants, where are then all of our ancient technologies, which we certainly had if we traveled from another star?

>> No.3136528

lol >>3136510

>> No.3136532

Well 65 M years later and we still can't travel, where is all our "ancient" technology?

>> No.3136547

there are fossils and we have tried to force them into are silly model however the fossil record just shows that we have been here a long time. nothing more

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3136562

>>3136532
They flew it into the sun

>> No.3136563

Nope.jpg

>> No.3136572

>>3136506
>lack of fossil record is proof
Lack of evidence is never proof.

>> No.3136577

>>3136547
No, it's one of many pieces of evidence that show that we really did evolve here.

>> No.3136587

whatagiantfaggot.jpeg

>> No.3136595

most of us humans are not very smart. :)
if we lost most of our data, library fire, and our top scholars, in said fire we would be screwed most of our evolutionary growth is in ideas and as such is very vulnerable to loss.
brb I got to poo

>> No.3136598

We evolved here, but are neither the first not the last to do so. Those before us figured that such a precious thing as the only planet that's confirmed to have an ability to sustain life and evolution should not be wasted easily, so they left us to evolve and colonized other star systems.

This is ultimately what humanity too must do, but there's still a long way to go.

>> No.3136607

It's okay OP. I just finished watching Battlestar Galactica too.

>> No.3136626

omg i had to take my shirt off to pump that turd out.
and now i forgot wat i was trolling you guy with .

>> No.3136630

>>3136598
ilike this

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>>3136562
Well, that CERTAINLY makes sense.

>> No.3136654

>>3136562
set the controls for the heart of the sun, floyd
this makes me think of hitch hikers guide.

>> No.3136666

>>3136598
eventually we will be among the myriad of earth-born ETs watching dolphins, octopuses, or canines take their first steps into the universe.

>> No.3136681

>>3136598
>anthropocentric bullshit

>> No.3136689

>>3136681
nah man, probably lizard people and then bird people (or just raptor people, both in one) immediately before us, and further back it gets hard to tell.

>> No.3136700

>>3136689

CRAB PEOPLE

>> No.3136720

we will destroy this earth too given any luck
also op I remove my shirt to shit sometimes