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I had dreams of being a chemist.

But now they argon.

:(

>> No.3116521
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3116521

i see what you did thar

>> No.3116531

I xenon you did there

>> No.3116532

>>3116494
Atleast you know you're not an Einstienium.

>> No.3116536

I had dreams of being a mathematician

but now, I have Euclids.

>> No.3116537

So a cloud of argon floats into a bar. The argon passes through everyone and relaxes at the bar. The bartender glares at the argon, and shouts "We don't serve your kind here, get out of the bar!", shocking everyone in the bar and silencing the room.

The argon, however, does not react.

>> No.3116539

Failing a chemistry course does not mean you can't continue in your exploit to become a chemist.

>> No.3116550

>>3116537
Fluorine and Oxygen walked into a bar. They asked the bartender what his name was. He responded "Liam".

Fluorine shouted out "HEY LIAM" and punched him in the face. Liam did not react.

>> No.3116552

>>3116537
Because he just have enough of their shit.

>> No.3116554

>>3116550
Lame joke, bro

>> No.3116555

>>3116552
No, thats Methane.

>> No.3116557

>>3116494
that's OK OP, chemistry is just a silicon anyway

>> No.3116564

Thane, is that you bro?

Yeah it's me, thane.

You're a piece of shit dude.

>> No.3116568

this thread isn't exactly comedy gold

>> No.3116577

>>3116537
I actually enjoyed this one.

>> No.3116593

>>3116537
That was good. Do you mind if I use it?