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3112819 No.3112819 [Reply] [Original]

how are people this fucking stupid?
also retarded pictures

>> No.3112826

>facebook
I think I see the problem.

>> No.3112832

>>3112826
Its still a beyond simple question

>> No.3112845
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>also retarded pictures

>> No.3112867

>>3112845
That post gave me lemons

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>> No.3112879

thaaaat's a shame.

>> No.3112882
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>>3112869

>> No.3112887

so what is the right answer?

>> No.3112888

>>3112845
LOL'd!!

>> No.3112894

>>3112845
epic

>> No.3112895
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From a tarot reading thread on /x/.

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>>3112898
>Hawkins
>mfw

>> No.3112902
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3112902

Yahoo Answers - Where brains go to die

>> No.3112903

>>3112898

>Hawkins

>> No.3112905
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>mfw this thread

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>> No.3112916

>>3112819
>No brackets, no bedman!

This is /v/-calibre rage right there.

>> No.3112929

>>3112916

Does /v/ have great rage threads or do they make you rage?

I usually hang around /v/ and I've seen a few of these images there already.

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>> No.3112954

>>3112819
>No Brackets=No Bedmas

Revolutionary thinking!

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3112980

well... this is depressing

>> No.3112987

>>3112965
It's possible. If the jackhammer sound makes her stressful, then the increased cortisol in her body could affect the baby.

>> No.3112990

>>3112987
That's not the point. Look at what she's holding.

http://www.roanoke.com/columnists/kennedy/11293.html

>> No.3112993

>>3112987
Look at the picture

>> No.3112994
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>>3112980
This should cheer you up.

>> No.3112996

>>3112993
>>3112990

oh. lol

>> No.3112998

>>3112993
>>3112990
>implying smoking doesn't affect cortisol secretion.

>> No.3112999

>>3112994
Facepalmed hard.

>> No.3113000

Stop with this fucking thread. It was old yesterday. Stop being a faggot.

>> No.3113001

>>3112994
>implying the average person has any fucking idea what those ingredients actually do.

Also, internet pop up. Sounds legit.

>> No.3113033

>>3112994
>>3112994
the ultimate troll they shall have viruses in their children and computers

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3113040

Should I post more, or are you getting sick of it?

>> No.3113045

>>3113040
moar

>> No.3113055

>>3113040
How can a person be so ignorant? I don't get it. Religion, yes. I get it why people are religious but that is just... Stupid. Yes, stupid

>> No.3113057

>>3113040
ACTUAL.
FUCKING.
FACEPALM.
OMG.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

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>>3113045
Alright then.

>> No.3113068

>>3113061
I remember a friend telling me this exact same thing. Holy shit that was a frustrating conversation.

>> No.3113072
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>> No.3113075

>>3113040
poast moar

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>>3112906
Just done Biology GCSE.
She got it the wrong way round.
mfw

>> No.3113079

>>3113072
aha...oh wow

>> No.3113083

>>3113076
Wait, so can you explain to me what is the healthier practice?

>> No.3113086

>>3113076
>GCSE
You're either underageb& or a failure at life

>> No.3113088

>>3113072
rachel was in the right.
It's fucking hypothetical.

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>>3113040

>> No.3113093

>>3113040
I'm pretty sure that's a spoof.

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3113094

please stop... my eyes are bleeding

>> No.3113104

>>3113086
underage.
>>3113083

I dont know what you mean by healthier practice, but for the hell of it I will explain the truth.
When the body is getting too hot, the blood capillaries near the skin surface expand (or dilute, not sure which term is more accurate) so more blood is near the surface and the heat in the blood is lost through radiation. You become red when you are hot.
when you lose heat, these capillaries become smaller, so as little heat as possible is lost through the skin so moe heat stays within the internal organ area. This is why people become paler when cold.

Did i do well /sci/?

>> No.3113107

>>3113104
*more

>> No.3113120

>>3113088
Assuming all of physics is wrong, here is a physical query.

>> No.3113123

>>3113040
What a MORON!.

Medicine is not supposed to be healthy, most of the time it is poison that in carefully controlled doses is more poisonous to your disease than it is to you.

>> No.3113126

>>3112869
>Mystic scientist.

Fuck this planet, why don't we sterilize people like this and keep them as cattle?

>> No.3113127

>>3113040
Spoof or not, I'm raging so hard it hurts.

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>>3113093
Oh, no, the author really does mean what he says. Just google "HealthRanger", "Mike Adams", or NaturalNews.

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>mfw this thread

>> No.3113159

If you guys really wanna get frustrated go to wasdarwinright()com and read the ridiculous crap there.

While reading it, ask yourself this: "Is this a parody of creationist beliefs, or actual creationist beliefs?"

It is impossible to tell.

>> No.3113178

>>3113134
I stand corrected.

>mfw when is >>3113153

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>> No.3113185

If you guys really wanna get frustrated go to wasdarwinright()com and read the ridiculous crap there.

While reading it, ask yourself this: "Is this a parody of creationist beliefs, or actual creationist beliefs?"

Poe's Law: It is impossible to tell.

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>> No.3113190

>>3113180

A-HAHA-HAHA-HAHAHA-HAha- heh... wait, is he serious?

WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.3113192

>>3112819
I lost faith in humanity, OP

>> No.3113199

>>3113192
>faith in humanity
>faith

Maybe now you can science more.

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>>3113190
>heh... wait, is he serious?
In his case, I honestly don't know. The guy who wrote that is an extremely enthusiastic commenter on the generally reason-free wasteland that is the Huffington Post. If he's a troll, then he's a dedicated one.

>> No.3113219

>>3112819
But it is 0. I thought this was the board for smart people?

>> No.3113224

>>3113134

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy"

Hahaha jesus... isn't science the only tool for solving problems?

>> No.3113227

>>3113219
hurrrrr

>> No.3113230

>>3113219

10+10*0 = 10+(10*0) = 10

There.

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This one just made me smile.

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>> No.3113246

>>3113189

Someone has just changed the header to read Evolution instead of Religion lol

>> No.3113247

>>3113189
It's funny because instead of using facts he basically says 'OWH MY GAWD SCIENCE IS SO STOOPID'. Also apparently scientific fact is a denial of scientific fact?

>> No.3113249

>>3113230

I know right? All of those people who said 0 and actually tried to back up their stupid answer embarrassed themselves.

>> No.3113253

>>3113246
The truth is more depressing:
www.theoriginofspeciousnonsense.com/index-2.html

>> No.3113257

>>3113189
What is this person getting at? That evolution is evil?
It is a theory/fact, not a fucking poison

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I think I've died a little bit on the inside

>> No.3113278

>>3113246

WOW. And yet if you changed the two occurrences of the word evolution in that text for religion, it is all true.

>> No.3113423

ITT: Witness the last remaining users of facebook.

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>>3113234
I ain't even mad, SOME of the points are valid.
Some are full retard, but still.

>> No.3113463

>>3113429
Well, most of them aren't retarded as much as they're just based on the odd assumption that things aren't already like that. The "patient empowerment" thing, for example, is and always has been a reality. You won't find that many specialists or general practitioners who *don't* tell their patients to improve their general condition themselves through exercise and a healthy diet. It's this strange sentiment of the alternative medicine crowd that medical doctors are somehow against healthy lifestyles, which is simply not true.

>> No.3113761

>>3113234
I'm not mad, just confused. Why would anyone want a doctor to say "I don't know"? And I'm pretty sure doctors have to spend time in hospital as part of their training already.

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>>3112994
>mfw aluminum is a heavy metal

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>>3113134

>> No.3113792

Get your facebook friends on 4chan, they will rip those morons a new one...

and then perv all the girls you are friends with..

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One for the road.

>> No.3113835

The internet has allowed useless human beings to advertise their stupidity to the whole planet. Fucking beautiful.

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>>3113812
>mercury filled light bulbs

Oh wow. Somebody is not very good with measurements. I've shattered nearly half a dozen of these babies, and no mercury poisoning to speak of yet.

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3113855

I made a yahoo account just to make myself feel superior.

>> No.3113859

>>3113855
>not accounting for the possibility of bisexuality

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>> No.3113884

>>3113061

That's actually something I was thinking about the other day. On my microwave you can enter either minutes and seconds. Or the summation of the seconds. And the microwave as some kind of internal contextual logic that has never failed to pick the one that I was going for.

I was wondering what the algorithm looked like.

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>> No.3113888

>>3113859

>not accounting for the possibility that he is straight and simply experimenting.

Ironic that this thread about retards would suss out a retard.

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>>3113888
...
no
...

>> No.3113896

>>3113888
>>3113859
you guys sure know your gay, don't you?

>> No.3113900

+10 internets

This thread is a bottomless pit of lulz

>> No.3113902

>>3113896

I don't have sex with men. Therefore, I am not gay.

Logic. How does it work?

>> No.3113908

>>3112898
He didn't always have ALS :/

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sometimes i wonder why i dont want to have any friends, thanks for reminding me /sci/

>> No.3113913

by the way, I found the discussion on facebook and added comments lol

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Nice thread.
The original, just in case there's one person left in the world who hasn't seen it...

>> No.3113922

>>3113886
oh my....

>> No.3113923

>>3113902
I know plenty of gay people who don't have sex with men. They're called lesbians.
Specificity. How does it work?

>> No.3113924

>>3113230
>answer 10 is wrong. fb was right. If y denotes the answer:
10 + 10 x 0 = y
1/10 + 1/10 x 0 = 1/y
1/10 (1-y) = 1/10x0
cross multiply to give
0(1(1-y)) = 10
0 = 10 (1)

plug (1) into original eqn: (10= 0 and 0 =10)

0 + 0 x 10 = y
0 = y

On a relevant note: who goes on fb to do math? fb was made so bitches can make their wank banks for me.

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My last one. It's painfully long, but it comes with a rage guarantee.

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>> No.3113943

after being surrounded by prodigies, geniuses and top researchers for the past few years, I felt incredibly lazy and slow and unable to keep up with all the knowledge that I could have (potentially) taken in.

however, seeing this thread has made me realize how far I've come in terms of knowledge, and that there are many many people who are far from the level of knowledge that I have

that, and the fact that some are just incredibly stupid

>> No.3113946

question for the people here who actually know some math:

is there any real reason why you multiply first, or is this just convention?

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>>3113886

>> No.3113962

>>3113924
i know you were trying to do troll mathematics, but this is so horrible that it can't convince anyone, except maybe those people in op's pic

>> No.3113973

>>3113946
Add
x+0x = x(1+0) = x
Example:
10 + 0*10
let 10 = x
Use above
answer: 10
To add an idea of complexity.
5 + 2 * 13
let x = 13
x(5/13 + 2) = x(31/13) = 13 (31/13) = 31

It is a convention that comes from the fact you can get the same thing with alternative methods.

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>>3113883

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>>3113924

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>>3113883

Masssteerrr

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>>3113883

Awh...

>> No.3114003

If you want to rage, see also this thread: >>3113202

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>>3113883 .

>> No.3114016

posting in a good thread
in b4 archive

>> No.3114046

>>3113934
1.st=( )
2.nd=* /
3.rd=+ -

so the answer is 1

>> No.3114071

>>3113930
>Skeptics believe that DEAD foods have exactly the same nutritional properties as LIVING foods (hilarious!).

wat

also, it's fucking hilarious how the author refers to the "skeptics" as some group of mindless droids with uniform beliefs. it's like how fundamentalist christians refer to atheists. are they incapable of understanding individuality?

>> No.3114090

>>3114046
the problem is that you don't know what part of the equation is the numerator, is it 2 or 2(1+2), that is a flaw in computer written math (or when using that symbol)

>> No.3114092 [DELETED] 

>>3114046

The answer isn't 1.

<span class="math">6/2 x 3 = 9[/spoiler]

>> No.3114114 [DELETED] 

>>3114092
the answer to that is 9x, not 9.

>> No.3114113

>>3114092
Have you taken a math class?

>> No.3114115

>>3114092
>>3114046
don't start that discussion here, make another thread or something

>> No.3114123

>>3114071
Its like they learned everything from /sci/ athiests!

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>>3113934
Oh god, atleast in OP's picture the majority of the people got it right. But this...

>> No.3114154

explain to me /sci/:
I think if 10+10*0=10, as multiplication is executed before addition.
Am I wrong?

No troll btw.

>> No.3114157

>>3114154

yes

>> No.3114174

>>3114157
so what now?
right or wrong?
10?
0?

>> No.3114176

>>3114174
no

>> No.3114178

>>3114174
10+10*0
10+0
10

>> No.3114180

>>3114157
this is a troll btw

>> No.3114194

>>3113924
why even try divide by 0 douche