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3093814 No.3093814 [Reply] [Original]

>suggesting that prokaryotes aren't the true masters of the Earth

We'll still be around long after you all die. Even if a massive asteroid smashes into the planet, many of us will cling to the flying debris and travel through space until we land on a habitable planet. And by habitable we mean habitable for US. Because unlike you, many of us can live in places where no other organisms can even survive.

>> No.3093817

>inb4 20+ butthurt replies

Upset that your bodies will wither, die, and become our lunch?

>> No.3093820

>Implying Protists won't kick your ass after an apocalypse

>> No.3093821

>>3093814
Too bad you'll never be conscious of what you are doing.

>> No.3093819

>>3093817
Just wait until we develop synthetic machine intelligences. Then you can HAVE your slime films.

>> No.3093822

>>3093817

nope, since we're sentient and you aren't. enjoy your meaningless lives faggots.

also, sage for single celled faggotry

>> No.3093823
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3093823

>>3093814

>> No.3093824

>>3093821
oh snap

>> No.3093826
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>>3093820
FUCK YEAR

BROTISTS

>> No.3093828

>>3093822

forgot my sage.....

>> No.3093829
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>>3093826
Brokaryotes > Brotists

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3093832

hai guyz

>> No.3093834

>>3093829
Hows it feel being scumbag autotrophs with no fuckin' brain?

Fungi and Protists will rape your shit

>> No.3093836

Good luck getting to other star systems with your cilia.

Meanwhile, we're going to colonize the entire motherfucking galaxy. The only prokaryotes that are going to win are the ones that serve our interests, like gut flora. If the machine revolution goes well enough, not even those will be brought along.

You jelly? Or you slime?

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>>3093832
Sage for not vid- oh wait.

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3093854

>be a slime mold
>don't give a fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmp1uopZKz8

>> No.3093860

>>3093854
Another reason why Brotists are master race

>> No.3093883

>>3093854
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvRxoiiGCWY

Video of Slime Mold beating up and eating shitty little bacteria

>> No.3093895

If humanity suddenly irrationally decided to wage a coordinated war on Prokaryotes, do you think it would be possible to wipe them out from everwhere except deep inside rocks and the soil?

It seems like a funny idea for a satire. Humanity working with unprecedented productivity in a united fashion towards the common goal of ELIMINATING prokaryotes.

>> No.3093898

>>3093895
I think that is beyond our current capabilities.

>> No.3093903

>>3093822
I am sentient and my life is still meaningless, so your argument kind of fails.

>> No.3093928

yeah well you don't have arms. no brofists for you. human master race reporting in.

>> No.3093938

>>3093814
>Saying suggesting
>Implying a real prokaryote wouldn't know the word is implying

Imposter detected.

>> No.3094101

>>3093895
Immunopharmacologist here:
>enjoy your asthma