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When the May 21st Rapture comes and all the Christians and religious trolls on /sci/ are gone, I'm going to celebrate by:
1.) Posting an evolutionary biology thread on /sci/ and not being trolled
2.) Attending one a gay wedding, I bet they're a blast
3.) Drinking before noon, I do this anyway but I'll be more blatant about the hard liquor
4.) Eating Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday, fucking FINALLY
5.) Purchasing liquor on a Sunday
6.) Driving out to Oak Ridge and creating a system of allied city states composed of national labs and major research universities.
7.) Breaking into a church and eating a bowl of communion wafers with wine like cereal
8.) Watching the Armageddon War in the middle east and quietly thanking God for removing his most obnoxious and useless believers from the Earth

How will you celebrate /sci/?

>> No.3078784

I WILL BE WITH JESUS AND PROBABLY APOLOGISING FOR NOT BEING AS GOOD AS I SHOULD HAVE

>> No.3078785
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3078785

>implying they won't just "oh, we were wrong. back to the drawing board i guess, must have forgotten to carry the 1, it will be may 21st 2012! yeh definitely!"

and you get trolled anyway...

>> No.3078809

21st what time? I'm an Ausfag so Rapture will happen here before in the US.
Also god must really really hate Samoa

>> No.3078819

>>3078809
does it matter? it isn't really going to happen.
i hate to break it to you, but the atheists are correct!

>> No.3078832

>>3078819
>implying atheism is correct

>> No.3078842

>>3078819
the atheists arent correct about anything and never will be. the scientists are correct. but there are questions science can't answer. for that you need belief.

>> No.3078848

>3.) Drinking before noon, I do this anyway but I'll be more blatant about the hard liquor

What's so bad about drinking before 12?

>4.) Eating Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday, fucking FINALLY
>5.) Purchasing liquor on a Sunday

Seriously? You guise can't buy alcohol or meat on a Sunday?

>> No.3078849

>>3078832
well lets find out, shall we?
on sunday, will i be burning in hell, or walking around with my smug arrogant face on all day?
i think i'll gamble on the latter.

>> No.3078851

>>3078832

>implying it isn't

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>>3078842
>I don't know stuff therefore nobody knows stuff therefore believing in fairy tales is completely justified

>> No.3078863

Im gonna stick a crucifix up my ass

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3078865

good thing kanojo x kanojo x kanojo ep 3 will be out on may 20th, I could make a last epic fap.

>> No.3079359

>>3078780
You *do* realize that only a tiny fraction of Christians believe in the Rapture, right? Certainly not Catholics or Orthodox

>> No.3079442

>>3078842
Religion hasn't been correct about shit. Why should I start taking those assholes seriously? Sure there are religious scientist who have made discoveries, but that's science not religion.

>> No.3080200

>7.) Breaking into a church and eating a bowl of communion wafers with wine like cereal

lol