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3078523 No.3078523 [Reply] [Original]

Josef is the only tripfag on this board who contributes to threads and who isn't annoying. The rest are attention-whoring morons.

>> No.3078537
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3078537

>mfw this is probably directed at me
>mfw not a single fuck was given that day
>sage

>> No.3079004

>>3078537
You just got bored of /b/ and didn't know what to do with yourself

>> No.3079007
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3079007

>>3078537
>mfw you give a fuck and posted in this thread

>> No.3079014

>>3079004
no, i'm a scientist, i study science and like reading about anything and everything scientific.
also, /b/ is a shithole
"if dubbs then [insert random thing here] is significant/going to happen! hurr durr!"

>> No.3079030

>>3079014
>no, i'm a scientist
what's your job faggot, your specialization, your paper? no? you can't? BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE

>> No.3079032

>not filtering tripfags

>> No.3079048

>>3079032
>not being a tripfag
Seriously, /sci/ is slow as shit and it makes for easier tracking of who says what in long debate threads.

>> No.3079060

>>3079014
>study science
>I'm a scientist
nope, unless you have a master's or phd you are not science

>> No.3079061

>>3079048
In long debate you only use trips, not secure trip. There's a difference between notable anonymous and attention whore

>> No.3079062
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3079062

>>3079032

>not putting tripfags in the fridge

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3079069

>>3079032
>not putting your tripfags in the fridge

>> No.3079073

>>3078523

> implying you are not him

>> No.3079085
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3079085

>>3079062
>>3079062
>>3079062
>>3079062
>>3079062
>>3079062

NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY!
..MARRY ME!

>> No.3079093

OP thats blatantly untrue.

You forgot about Physics Guy. Afaik, he actually works at CERN.

Otherwise, resume trolling.

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3079101

>>3079093
>Afaik, he actually works at CERN.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

>> No.3079115

>>3079093
He does work at CERN, has confirmed it several times.

>> No.3079122
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3079122

>>3079085

lolololol nope. you're ugly as shit.

pic related. it's EK

>> No.3079133

scientist: a person who studies or practises any of the sciences or who uses scientific methods.
zoology is a science, technically i am a scientist

>>3079122
that isn't me. and lol, were you actally going for doubles?

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3079141

>>3079122

I'm not sure what it is that I'm supposed to be checking

>> No.3079154

>>3079133

Stop lying. Face the facts, you're an ugly mother fucker, and a retarded person who could only be a scientist by going into a failure of a field like zoology

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3079194

>>3079141
doubles guy misses the mark as well. it doesn't matter, it is in the general direction.

>>3079154
ugliness is subjective, i dont worry about it because i cant change it, it is how i am. some people at least do find me attractive, and that is enough. probably not everyone, but meh, i dont mind.
zoology is a proper science
i'm certainly not retarded in the literal sense of the word. if you personally think i am unintelligent, then feel free to have your opinion. other people disagree.

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3079209

>>3079194

>ugliness is subjective
>can't change it
>zoology
>this is what you actually believe
>not retarded

laughingwhores.jpg

>> No.3079219

>>3079194

And it always infuriates me that the mark is missed.

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3079223

>>3079141
this

>> No.3079231

>>3079209
well obviously there are certain similar themes to what is attractive, certain boxes one can tick.
being not spotty, not fat, not too short or too tall, symetrical face, strong and athletic etc.
but that doesnt mean there is any objective scale that you could place people on in order of attractiveness.

>> No.3079248

>>3079231

It makes me laugh what foolish rubbish ugly people come up with to make themselves feel better.

The only question I have for you is:

Do you have an alibi?

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3079252

>>3079248
lol.
i still havent ever posted an image of myself here, so speculating that i am ugly is still only a theory (a geuss)

>> No.3079256

>>3079093
Conceded. Apart from those two though, the rest are all shitty tryhards trying to be witty and "trolly" on an anonymous board aimed at discussing science and math.

Most notably EK, aether, Colonel Coffee Mug or whatever etc.

>> No.3079261

>>3079252
You don't post pictures of yourself because you are a self-conscious, self-critical, unattractive whale of a wanna-be troll.

Prove me wrong, whale.

>> No.3079265

>>3079252

Bitch, there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe.

Yo momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

>> No.3079272

>>3079256

CNS actually was amazing, but he/she doesn't seem to post here anymore.

sadfrog.png

>> No.3079310

>>3079261
no, i don't post pictures because scumbags like you will fap over them.

>>3079265
thats from the Hawking and Einstein rap battle...

>> No.3079312

>>3079252

>implying the picture I previously posted isn't you, and you just keep lying about it.

If the chick in the picture isn't you, then where did you get it from?

You keep saying it is not you, but you could easily clear your name by saying who it actually is and where you got it from. Something you keep neglecting to do.

Sorry failure, enjoy failing at your only biological purpose in life.

>> No.3079319

>>3079312
i post a lot of pictures. i am not stewie griffin or >>3079085 either, in case you can't tell. ;)

>> No.3079333

>>3079319

yes but those pictures have sources and reasons why they are not you besides unproved claims.

You've yet to provide either for the picture I posted.

>> No.3079337

>>3079093 You forgot about Physics Guy. Afaik, he actually works at CERN.
Yes and yes.

>> No.3079344

>>3079310
wait, someone fapping over your pic is harmful to you in some way?

personally id be honoured but im a guy so no one wants my pics

>> No.3079348

>>3079310

>implying anyone would fap to your ugly face

>> No.3079352

I can has tripcode nao?

>> No.3079358
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3079358

>>3079333
just some randomer from a dubles thread on /b/ i think...

>> No.3079361

>>3079344
well it isnt harmful, but i dont like the thought of it, and it is a bit seedy.

>> No.3079362

 

>> No.3079363

>>3079352
Welcome to the club, now start trolling and be obnoxious if you want to be remembered.

>> No.3079367

I FOUND MY TRIPCODE!!!


(now to build a reputation.... for how will i be received...?)

>> No.3079369

>>3079310
>implying anyone would fap over an ugly zoologist abomination when /s/ is a click away

>> inb4 EK gets butthurt and claims to leave the thread but really she's F5ing to bask in the attention she's receiving

>> No.3079371

>>3079363
wern't you trolling in a string theory thread the other day?

>> No.3079373

>>3079358

nice try, but I guess it turns out that you indeed do NOT have an alibi.

U
G
L
Y

YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI

>YOU UGLY!

YEAH! YEAH!

>YOU UGLY!

>> No.3079379

>>3079369
obviously the course that one takes has no effect on their attractiveness. zoologists will be no more or less ttratcive than the average population.

>> No.3079386

>>3079379
The thought of fapping over a zoologist (or similarly, a lit or philosophy major) kills my boner, sorry

>> No.3079390

I'd fap to you, EK. ;-) I'd let you do unspeakable things to me

>> No.3079391

>zoology
>science

>> No.3079392

>>3079373
saw it coming...
:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjTmqumenV0

>> No.3079393

>>3079379
From my extensive studies of physics I can tell you there's an awfully high correlation between a) gender and physics and b) beauty and physics. I don't want to imply causality here, but if you're studying to get laid correlation is enough to state that this isn't the way to go.

>> No.3079399
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3079399

What level of study are at, EK? Where do you study?

>> No.3079407

>>3079393
nobody takes a subject just to get laid. FYI zoology is a bit of a...whats the opposite of a sausage fest?
taco-fest?
whatever, anyway, yeh. but you can obviously socialise with people of different majors. i tend to hang out with the physicists a lot.

>> No.3079411

>>3079392
Wait, is this a mashup or did it air like this?

>> No.3079412

>>3079411
the former

>> No.3079415

>>3079399
i'm in second year zoologist
prefer not to say where. discloses my location somewhat...

>> No.3079416

>>3079411

How long did it take for you to become a physicist, Josef?

>> No.3079418

>>3079411
ahaha! lol of course it is a mashup...

>> No.3079420

>>3079411
If you're a physicist how come you have time to fuck around on here?

>> No.3079422

>>3079416
oh, joseph is a physicist?
what level of study?

>> No.3079438

>>3079415
I'm a physics freshman in Würzburg, Germany.

>> No.3079444

>>3079438
oh cool.
how old are you? what type of physics are you particularly interested in?

>> No.3079452

>>3079416
It's Family Guy. They aired a Steven Hawking sex scene.

>> No.3079461

 

>> No.3079481

>>3079371
>wern't you trolling in a string theory thread the other day?

I try to avoid blatant trolling because it's devoid of content, although making pointed and sarcastic arguments that might resemble trolling doesn't sound entirely unlikely. Or maybe I was drunk and trolling, can't remember.

>> No.3079486

>>3079444
I'm 23 years old, and every time somebody on asks me what degree I have I tell them a different story. (I'm not a freshman.) (That could be a lie.) (<- That as well.)

Currently I'm interested in nonlinear equations; they're not really pretty but offer a lot of surprises.

>> No.3079492

Scientist is a cool dude. He helped me.

>> No.3079496

>>3079486
Oh and a year ago I decided to use Mathematica to generate my age; it's my current age plus a normal distributed offset with <span class="math">\sigma=2[/spoiler]. (That means I could be 45 with some probability hehe)