/sci/ - Science & Math

[Cave Johnson !grGMmpsPac No.3062708]

>PhD in mathematics
>Any Job I want
>300k starting

[Anonymous No.3062714]

more like

>PhD in pumping gas
>any gas station I want
>$5.50 an hour starting and for the rest of your job career

fix'd

[EK FAN CLUB No.3062724]

>PhD in interdisciplinary science
>Any research council I want
>funding starting

[Anonymous No.3062733]

Dr of math is unlikely to break 100k ever.

[Anonymous No.3062736]

>>3062733
PhD in chemistry is unlikely to break 60k

[Anonymous No.3062737]

>grow weed in my storm cellar
>do anything i want
>100k a year

[Anonymous No.3062755]

>>3062708

>PhD in faggotry
>Any dick he wants
>10 inches starting

[Anonymous No.3062758]

>Professor in literature
>any student I want
>300 women starting

[Anonymous No.3062769]

>M.D. from Harvard with spinal surgery specialization
>$8 million per annum starting
>science nerds be jelly

[Anonymous No.3062776]

>PhD in Michio Kaku
>Any string theory I want
>Mostly sci-fi bullshit starting

[Anonymous No.3062774]

>>3062714
>>3062758
>>3062755
>>3062724
>not phd in math

[Anonymous No.3062787]

>>3062769
>Ph.D in robotics from CMU
>replace doctors with machines that technicians can operate
>them doctors be mad

[lol_Intel !wRSkxWsuVs No.3062792]

same thread erryday

[Anonymous No.3062797]

>Ph.D. in agriculture
>Any potato I want
>300k starting

[Anonymous No.3062801]

>>3062769

Fuck you spinalmedfag, fuck you in your medfag ass. FUCK ALL medfags.

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[Anonymous No.3062804]

>>3062787
Lol, when robots replace surgeons, nobody's job is safe. We're a good 10,000 years from that, though, so I'll go right along my way.

[Anonymous No.3062807]

>phd in [*] engineering
>any other engineer i want
>5-way buttsex starting

[Anonymous No.3062826]

>Ph.D. in duckroll
>Any candy-ass I want
>OH EXPLOITABLE starting

[Anonymous No.3062842]

>phd in engineering
>any dick i want
>0$ starting