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3043121 No.3043121 [Reply] [Original]

What's the typical work week for an engineer?

>> No.3043126

Oh shit,

>> No.3043136

>>3043126

huh?

>> No.3043138
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3043138

>>3043121
Typical engineering work day:

9:00am-noon (take dick in the ass)
noon - 1:00pm (eat cum)
1:00pm - 6:00pm (take dick in the ass)

>> No.3043142

>>3043121

Wrong board, go here:
>>>/y/

>> No.3043148

Alright, picture a dozen black dicks.

That's just a work day.

>> No.3043153
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3043153

>>3043121
Monday - Gay sex
Tuesday - Gay sex
Wednesday - Homosex
Thursday - Gay sex
Friday - Gay sex
Saturday - Come in to work (catch up on gay sex)
Sunday - go to church (gay sex with school boys)

>> No.3043167

Why all the engineer hatred?

>> No.3043169

>>3043138
>>3043153

it seems like a lot of work to do.

>> No.3043173

>>3043167

it's always like that around here. i'm not sure why either. i think it's because these math and physfags are jealous of the applied sciences because they can't get jobs.

>> No.3043192

>>3043167
because the typical engineering is a arrogant, elitist and look down at other people's degrees prick

i said it as a engineering student.
Typical engineer phrase "OMMMG ENGINEERING IS SO HARDD YOU WON'T MAKE IT AT THE END YOU KNOOOOW?"

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>>3043173

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3043215

>>3043167
No hatred here. /sci/ is engineering tolerant!

>> No.3043209

I spend monday through wednesday designing phallus shaped buildings. On thursday I construct scale models of these buildings. Then on friday I place the models in my ass before I go to meetings with clients, with the models still im my ass I discuss design details over lunch. After the meetings there is a customary circle jerk. Back at the office I discuss design changes with colleagues, after we are done I remove the scale model from my ass and use it to preform acts of sodomy with my fellow engineers.

>> No.3043229

>>3043192
please...if you're going to be conversing in English, make it readable. If not, stick to your native tongue and we'll translate it.

>> No.3043255

Material Sciences Engineer here:

Basically spent all week testing weather the nanoprobe sensor we created would be able to successfully locate cancer cells. Ran into some trouble on Tuesday when one of the nanocorals wouldn't function correctly

We're getting their.

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3043269

>>3043255
>pic related

It's engineering cancer research. Suck that cancer away !

>> No.3043274

Funny how trolls attack engineers by posting gay porn they have saved on their computers.

Tells you a lot, doesn't it?

>> No.3043278

>>3043274
Funny how engineers post gay porn on /sci/. Tells you a lot, doesn't it?

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>>3043269

>> No.3043315

>>3043255

Uhm... at which point did you get porked in the bum?

>> No.3043332

>>3043315
Every three hours.

>> No.3043349

>>3043332
>>3043315
Never.

Though a funny story about that one of the designs for the nanocorals seemed pretty phallus-like and only because of that we through out the design.

Dat insecurity.

>> No.3043368

Electrical (mostly instrumentation and controls) working in consulting here...

I check and stamp technologist drawings, configure DCS systems, program PLCs, work with chemical engineers to design controls for industrial process, liaise with clients...etc

>> No.3043465

ITT:
Basement dwellers who failed University and lurk on /sci/ to act smart with their (very) small amount of knowledge on Mathematics and the physical sciences.. hating on people who are smarter, better looking and who are making $160k+ whilst occasionally banging hot women who are attracted to their success, humor and wealth as it means a higher chance of better offspring.