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3042085 No.3042085 [Reply] [Original]

I think the whole Schrödinger's cat thing could be restructured and tailored a bit better to our kind. I propose Schroedinger's glory hole. After getting blown, you're in a multidimensional state of being both gay and straight, at least until you open the door to the glory hole to find out who was on the other side. Thoughts? Care to offer a better wording?

>> No.3042112

Can I have that dog?

>> No.3042109

I loled

>> No.3042130

>>3042085
>Thoughts?

everytime you go to sleep you are in a superposition of having been drugged and raped by niggers.

>> No.3042143

Well.

Seems water-tight.

>> No.3042175

You'd have to find some way of incorporating a wave-function in there.

>> No.3042188

>>3042085

Sexuality isn't a binary state, faggot hole.

>> No.3042207

>>3042085
add closet before door

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>> No.3042282

Wait... you're telling me that I'm gay in a parallel universe? GTFO of my head science I'm already confused enough!

>> No.3042330

>>3042282
no, you're gay in this universe

>> No.3042349

I will use that to explain quantum states to my children

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did someone say glory hole?

>> No.3042416

>This thread

Now I remember why I adore Sci

>> No.3042434

>>3042085
QM doesn't work like that.

macroscopic objects would decohere out of superposition within nanoseconds

>> No.3042649

this would work if the particle decay determined the gender of the blower.

or whatever triggers the mechanism in the box that kills the cat. i'm in neuroscience so i'm just trying to remember what my dad told me

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>>3042085
loled

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>>3042330
hey /sci/ is it true that some people are born immune to sarcasm? (i believe this condition is referred to as 'retarded' in the medical community) i would like to develop this ability so my feelings are spared in future social situations, please help.

>> No.3043571

>>3042085
lol

>> No.3043589

>>3042085
I downloaded that picture because that dog is seriously fucking cute.

>> No.3043596

>>3042085
push the dog