/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.3040121]

>go to doctor
>normal check up questionnaire
>family history, blah blah blah
>various small talk
>asking me what field I want to go into
>"medicine"
>asking about STDs, blah blah blah
>small talk again
>ask me if I have a girlfriend
>respond with an equivalent of forever alone
>"That's good they are only a distraction, especially if you want to go into the medical field."
>for some reason tells me he's not ashamed to admit his first sexual experience was when he was 33
>DUDE WTF?!?!
>mfw

[Anonymous No.3040135]

>>3040121
>for some reason tells me he's not ashamed to admit his first sexual experience was when he was 33

Maybe he was coming on to you?

[Anonymous No.3040145]

Could be worse. Your first sexual experience could've been at 5, forever turning you off to the entire concept.

"just a distraction" is pretty much just sour grapes, though.

[Anonymous No.3040179]

>>3040121

you should become an engineer. you'll have buttloads of sex.

[Anonymous No.3040186]

>>3040179
>I see whatcha did there!

[Anonymous No.3040188]

>>3040179
>buttloads

[Anonymous No.3040211]

>>3040179
Nah, being an engineer sounds like a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.3040215]

science is the way forward for pussy
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technology/science-is-fanny-central,-claims-profe
ssor-brian-cox-201102033510/

[Anonymous No.3040228]

>>3040211

[Anonymous No.3040239]

>>3040179

* loads of buttsex

[Anonymous No.3040249]

>>3040215

"Professor Cox said: "The amount of fanny I'm getting is mental.

"And I say that as someone who's used to thinking of things on a quantum scale. Seriously, I'm quite at home with the vastness of the universe, time, space etc. but if I start thinking about the sheer volume of hairy pie I'm tucking into, it properly does my head in."

[Anonymous No.3040273]

Unless he's an oncologist, I don't see why he's getting so personal with you.

[Anonymous No.3040306]

>>3040273

Nah, GP. Just "bedside manner" I suppose.

I don't particularly like getting more familiar than "hey, how are you?", but I mean the guy is fondling my balls so, kinda hard to remain impersonal...

[Anonymous No.3040335]

At my uni the medics were among the most extrovert, promiscuous and party hard majors.

work hard play hard.

[And now some other guy No.3041317]

>>3040211

It would at first I imagine, but I'm sure after a while you'll find a sweet spot and fit right in.

[Anonymous No.3041332]

>implying what you learn affects your ability to have sex
I thought this board was about logic and numbers.

[Anonymous No.3042845]

itt we fail at passing on our intelligence genes.